The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

"Don't worry about those details!" Lao Wang said nonsensically, "Brother, where are you going to work today?"

emmm, men, or a large part of men, the way to "deal with" problems is not limited to the problem itself. The cute little lady actually secretly sent a message to Lao Wang hoping that he could give Li Cang some good advice. Little did he know that this matter was not at all Not even mentioned!

"Go to Uncle Hei's market to buy a small shark and then go back to our mother's place? Aunt Kong doesn't seem to have a banquet to arrange today. Last time Aunt Kong said she would make me gold jade bones, which sounded great."

Lao Wang glanced around with his sly eyebrows, as if to determine whether there was a mole: "Look at your potential! How can I say that you don't like to see good things that are suitable for both refined and popular tastes, enjoyed by young and old?"

"What do you mean you have a mouth?"

“It’s well-known!”

"Fuck you," Li Cang said directly, "I don't want to deal with Caddy soliciting customers, you can enjoy it by yourself."

"Then what are you doing, killing people in your dreams?"

"'I love killing people in my dreams.' Do you really know who said this?" Li Cang was surprised. "You can eat randomly, but you can say random words."

Lao Wang always has an idea when it comes to things like this: "Could it be that he is also the one who continues to play music and then dances!"

"bushi——"

"Look at this, what a coincidence! Therefore, the powerful people from ancient times must have something in common, and they have the same hobbies as ours. Boss Cao conquered Wuhuan, defeated him in formation, and surrendered 200,000, 200,000. , I have no idea whether I can seize control of the Central Plains when I go south the following year. These two hundred thousand women and children will be enough to choose concubines!"

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Li Cang was stunned, and for a moment he didn't know which part to complain about first. As a result, an Escalade screeched to a stop next to the two of them, and the back door opened automatically.

Why does this scene look familiar?

Kidnapping coming?

Just listen to Lao Wangguai shouting,

"Let's go~"

Seeing the opportunity, he pushed Li Cang into the car door. The driver in front showed Lao Wang a flattering smile.

"Boss, I'm so slow today. I've been waiting for you for a long time. Are you still making the same arrangements?"

"Drive, drive! What are you talking about!!" Lao Wang tried his best to push Li Cang away, "gogogo! I don't have any eyesight! Didn't you see that there are distinguished guests today!"

The middle-aged driver rubbed the floor oil and could smell the burnt tires through the window. While turning the steering wheel and changing the speed and changing lanes, he still had time to look back at the two people in the back seat. As he looked around, the driver suddenly became excited. She was trembling: "This, this, this, is it Teacher Cang? It's Teacher Cang! Is Teacher Cang alive?"

"What do you think!"

The middle-aged driver grabbed the walkie-talkie and spat wildly.

"Guard, guard!"

"Do you know who is sitting in my car?"

"Teacher Cang! It's Teacher Cang, hahaha! Teacher Cang is going to take care of our business, hahaha!"

The electricity in the walkie-talkie buzzed lonelyly, and then suddenly burst out countless random sounds.

"Fuck! Where are you?"

"We must protect you! Wait, the convoy will be here soon!"

"You, don't grab it."

Suddenly a female voice came up: "Really? Don't lie to me. I'm telling you! Otherwise, you'll get the best of you! Little bitches! Don't say I don't take care of you! Didn't you just scream for Brother Wang to take care of you?" Teacher Cang is coming to our house! Do you want to take a leave of absence? Show me your best! What is the slogan of our Yuhuangtian group?

"Go in upright and go out horizontally! Come in upright and go out lying down!"

In less than three minutes, twenty or thirty Escalades of the same model appeared outside the car window with ambiguous pink lights and a conspicuous banner with a picture of beauties taking a bath in White Bath. They quickly merged into the traffic flow to form a convoy, and for a while they were lined up in N lines. They formed a B-shape for a while, and used external speakers to play loud music. They were so majestic that passers-by looked at them sideways.

Li Cang: "Don't fucking stop me! I'm gonna jump out of the car! I can't afford to lose this guy!"

It is impossible to jump out of the car. The more fierce the resistance, the stronger the suppression. Lao Wang started the most courageous mode in his life, almost using Yang Shou to tie up Li Cang.

"Goose goose!" the middle-aged driver braked, "Boss, we're here!"

A splendid building, in front of which is a huge fountain with pink lights, covering an area of ​​at least several hundred square meters. There are hundreds of girls standing densely on both sides of the curved entrance driveway, looking at a field of white flowers.

Well, they also waved colorful flowers and screamed, just like a fan meeting bought by TM.

Li Cang seemed dead, like a walking corpse being dragged out of the car by Old Wang Shengyan: "Hahaha, let's go~"

Wherever the two of them went, the girls followed them with their side-side blessings, a uniform "Welcome, boss".

"Ah, I'm dead. This is Teacher Cang. He's so handsome!"

"Oh my god, look at him, look at him quickly, his waist is so sexy!"

"If only I could touch it, give it a hand, and suck it off."

"Langhozi, how do you want to help me?"

"Of course, I'm going to deal with some personal issues. We'll talk later."

"I suggest you use wet wipes here. Wiping with tissue paper will make it sticky!"

"Hehe~"

Lao Wang felt as if he had returned to his own home:

"Hey, Miss Jing, is she wearing a bohemian style today?"

"Shanshan is more beautiful without makeup!"

"Hey, if you want to say it's a fight, it's our Yanzi's fight. You're so good at putting pictures into mosaics and converting text to *****, you're so smart~"

The orioles and swallows are everywhere, and the soft words are warm and fragrant, and they are full of anger.

The four most thickly clothed and oldest sisters came forward and exchanged greetings with Lao Wang, and then Lao Wang said, "Choose? What are you choosing? Do you know what unlimited stamina means? My brother must fight all night long! Not booking the whole place or kicking people out! Just for fun! Find the biggest pool! Line up the strong and skilled sisters and send them in! Prince Wang will pay for all the expenses! Sisters who come out will be rewarded!"

A group of swaying willows surrounded the two.

"Wow~"

"Skills are strong? I never know what skills can be stronger than the boss, I am weak all over~"

"I, I, I!"

"What do you mean by you? Look at your small arms and legs, how many hits can you take?"

"What do you know, sister? I practice yoga all year round. I can exert strength in any posture and state. Although I am thin, I am very beautiful~"

"I, I, I am strong! Boss, look at my erector spinae, gluteus maximus, piriformis, and vest line and chest muscles!"

" Get out of here, get out of here!" Old Wang laughed and scolded: "It's important for people to know themselves, don't you? You've seen the sea, you'll never be satisfied with the water, don't you? Why don't you show off your little bean bun in front of our teacher Cang? Huh~"

"You're so annoying!"

"The same rice feeds a hundred different people, and there are different types of milk powder, including Yingshi, Wyeth, Feihe, Lanzhen and Biostime. What kind of texture do we sisters want?"

"That's right, Brother Wang only knows how to slander others, hum!"

Li Cang: Aba Aba.

This mild social phobia patient finally waited for chemotherapy, this is all a trap!