The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Boom~

A gunshot was heard before Li Cang was sent away. The livestock on the entire island were in chaos, and the zombies on the floating islands opposite seemed to have exploded.

It took more than two minutes for the buzzing echo in Li Cang's head to gradually disappear.

"You did it on purpose, Timi. Where's the silencer?"

"I forgot, I said this thing suddenly looked a lot shorter."

Some people say that snipers are the kind of assassins who can escape thousands of miles without hitting a single hit, and the speed of bullets is much greater than the speed of sound, so there is no need to install a silencer on a sniper rifle. This cannot be said to be a wrong perception, because it is indeed There is some truth to this.

However, Li Cang now has reason to suspect that installing silencers on firearms is actually to protect himself from the firearms in his hands.

Because the sound of this thing is so damn loud, the noise emitted by this semi-finished SOP must definitely exceed 140 decibels or even higher. It can basically be understood as the level of an An-20 taking off close to the face!

If an ordinary person were to be here, they would basically cause irreversible damage to their ears if they were not deaf. How could they still be talking and laughing like two idiots?

"This shot can't be counted. It almost scared me to death."

"If you miss, you miss. Why don't you make excuses for yourself? Well, it doesn't count. You continue!"

The second shot, a bullet that can be described as huge, turned the ugly zombies 800 meters away directly into a puddle on the ground. The shape of the blood flower was like a huge and scarlet exclamation point.

"Hey, you can hit a moving target now!" Lao Wang laughed, "You've made some progress. Have you been secretly practicing your marksmanship recently?"

"Haha, buddy, I don't have the same luck as your blind cat. I always rely on technology to speak for myself!"

"What a joke, I have no skills? I made this gun all by myself!"

"It's so funny. Didn't you find the Academy of Sciences and smuggle it back piece by piece?"

"How dare you insult me?"

"Will you fight or not?"

The walking corpses were frightened and running around, but they were not stupid enough to jump off the cliff on the wild island and commit suicide. Li Cang felt that Lao Wang was delaying time for them to calm down.

Boom~

The sound of the domineering sniper with the silencer is much more normal, but it still sounds like a cannon.

"Hold the grass? Empty"

"Hahaha, such a big walking corpse is sitting there with nothing!"

After ten shots, Li Cang used a chain crossbow to hook Nodao back to check the results. Lao Wang hit nine out of ten shots, and Li Cang hit eight out of ten shots. However, Lao Wang and Li Cang had a dispute over the last shot - Li Cang insisted that he That gun killed two zombies with one stone.

"You're hallucinating before you wake up! You're killing two birds with one stone. I'll just admit defeat. Let alone washing my socks, I'll just eat your dirty socks this week!"

Li Cang sneered: "Robinson Sun, I think you just want to cheat people out of food and drinks~"

".I advise you to keep your words in mind."

"You don't need this stuff, daddy will give you some."

"Damn it!" Lao Wang got angry in embarrassment, "It's useless for me to tell you to talk about it. Speak with the facts and we will see the truth!"

Then

A blood plum and two puddles of minced meat made Lao Wang completely dumbfounded.

"My darling, three?"

"Stop acting. The price of socks has increased in the end of the world. I can't give you free food. You have to pay more!"

Lao Wang almost vomited blood.

About eating socks. Bah. About Li Cang flying three times with one shot, Lao Wang kept talking about it all day long, and his mentality exploded.

Li Cang, who had collected enough shares for a week, was in a good mood and was too lazy to argue with him.

But in the evening, Li Leisi sent a message——

"They won't come back at night, all night long."

“Internet cafe all night long??”

"Um"

"It's so fresh. It's like dreaming back to the beginning of the 21st century! Hey, Teacher Cang, if there is a young lady who is willing to stay with you all night while drinking mineral water that costs one yuan and eating a bowl of noodles that costs three or four yuan, will you be willing in the future? Will you marry her?"

"I don't want to!"

"Isn't this considered love? You're taking away your conscience!"

"She is greedy for my body~" Li Cang was extremely disgusted, "You are a scornful person like you, but you don't understand. The dating confession messages my buddy received in one year of college can be encoded into TXT and it's enough for you to write a book. ”

"Fuck! He's so handsome, isn't he?"

"Bao Qian has touched your sore point. After all, Director Tong of the School of Medicine at Yantai University has made great contributions to the early promotion of Shenqi Pills, the secret recipe of Shenqi Pills."

"??"

Although Lao Wang is not as brutally handsome as he is when he first takes on human form, he can't be called handsome either. However, there is one thing about him: his image of a mighty man who is full of space in the sky and has no anger and self-respect in the surrounding area is very popular among aunts, wives and sisters-in-law of all walks of life. The bird eats very well and can survive a hundred battles without exception.

Generally speaking, Master Wang's image audience and Li Cang's are not in the same age group and circle, and they cannot be each other's wingmen. On the one hand, everyone has their own preferences for radish and green vegetables, and on the other hand, Li Cang is not as popular as Lao Wang. Flexible moral bottom line.

"Hey," Lao Wang recalled the glorious past and sighed: "It's still as good as before. There are a lot of grain reserves waiting for me to pick. Now."

"Now I don't want to delay you, old man, from going to the base to have sex~"

"Can it be the same? What's yours and what's others' are two completely different things. You know, you don't have any inner taste?"

"Why didn't they take a shower beforehand? Why did they keep talking about it and getting more and more confused!"

"I#￥%"

Lao Wang is extremely frustrated!

Despite his broken mouth, he can give an old sow a different mask. In fact, he never leaves his household registration book and moves his ancestral graves to implicate the entire family. However, you asked Lao Wang to remove all the stars from him. He is a loser and is no match for Li Cang.

Li Cang, a sharp-tongued man with a sharp heart and a sharp heart, could be said to have been born specifically to fight with him in a father-son game. He clamored to lose every day, and Master Wang lost everything!

"The bird is roasted, please!"

"You're welcome, please go first!"

The two looked at each other, each holding a leg, and their faces were fierce and tearing apart, giving off a rather tragic aura.

"Bah, bah."

"vomit"

"Li Cang, since you had my little lady, your skills have really deteriorated more and more!"

"Have you ever considered that it's not a matter of craftsmanship?"

"My dear, you still want to take advantage of the bird. I plucked and cleaned the bird's feathers. It wasn't so fishy when it was still alive!"

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That night, neither of them slept. They changed their sniper scopes and called the zombies on the surrounding wild islands one by one. Then they asked the worker bees to carry the corpses and exchange them for coins. You had a glass of juice and I had a glass of wine. Soon, there was a jar in front of them. It was filled with coins and jingled.

emmm, they are all ugly zombies, all of them look like chickens with sallow complexion and thin skin. They are really not worth studying in depth.

After playing happily until midnight, Li Cang's mini prayer panel suddenly popped up.

[Li Laisi: It’s such a terrible time. The Lun family is so hungry. Why don’t you send some food to the Lun family~]

It's numb. Teacher Cang's whole body is numb!

What's going on?

Too much fake wine?