The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Calculation formula (you know it, please vote~)

He sounds serious, but who can know the complicated and unpredictable psychological activities of Teacher Cang at this moment?

The legs are good, but they are far worse than Dalei Zi, and even Suo Zhihui is more than that, barely on the same level as the little aunt.

Daleizi was born with a good mother as a role model, and a good mother as a role model the day after tomorrow. Every muscle line on her body is almost perfect, and our eyes don’t always have to focus on her two burdens. On the big baby, the other parts of Renda Leizi can still play and resist the output explosion, okay?

Although she usually dresses more neutrally in an effort to cover up what she considers to be her "shortcomings," in fact, how good is this girl's figure - she can easily wear almost any white tight or loose pants!

As we all know, black and long white make you look coquettish, bah bah bah.

As we all know, temperament is a mysterious thing.

but!

Do you want to practice the principle of filial piety?

White pants not only show off the shape of your legs, but especially your buttocks!

Big means a lot means beautiful, and shape is also the key. In addition to the first key, there are two basic points behind it: straightness and upturnedness.

The reason why pure white pants are rare is not because they are not beautiful, but because ordinary people really can't control them.

Wearing pants of this color if you have a slim buttocks shape is simply a disaster. Wearing this kind of pants in general is equivalent to exposing your own weakness. Basically, the effect is completely opposite.

But if the basic quality is outstanding and you look at it in this color, what does it mean to reach the top and be arrogant among the others?

Li Cang's mental journey was twisting and turning, and the drains and bends were winding, and Lao Wang's side was naturally not much better. He just heard Lao Wang mutter: "This thing is actually quite good-looking, with female characteristics." It’s so abrupt and revealing~”

"You just said that the picture was so blurry! Did you see it, I ask you? How far have you read countless films? I ask you?" Li Cang was almost roaring, " Doesn’t this island country have to be granted the title of ‘Card Shang Immortal’?”

Lao Wang remained as calm as ever: "Calm down, it's just basic skills, why panic!"

The two discussed for a long time, but there was really no good way to deal with such a fast guy. It was almost beyond the scope of the human body's normal vision. It was basically invisible to Li Cang and Lao Wang.

"I did a simple calculation. Only one frame of the 60-frame picture appeared, and it was still blurry." Lao Wang said with his fingers: "The range that the entire camera can capture is almost 220 meters in length and width due to physical obstruction. , that is to say, this thing moved a distance of at least 200 meters in 0.0167 seconds. The pause time in the middle was used to open the scoop for the corpse girl. The speed was 13174 meters per second. Otherwise, we would be beaten by the ball count. It would be completely impossible. !”

"Go away! Why do you want to settle accounts like this?" Li Cang almost got mad at this guy, "I'm really not good at math, but the physics teacher told me that the numbers you calculated have exceeded the speed of the second universe! "

"What is the second cosmic speed?"

"You don't have to worry about the second cosmic speed. In short, according to the numbers you calculated, this thing can't be a carbon-based organism. There is no such awesome insulation material on the earth!"

"Really?" Lao Wang didn't even completely believe Li Cang, his expression was very confused, "I told you about speed, what are you talking about about the insulation material here?"

Li Cang couldn't say another word out of his mouth for a long time.

WQNMD! One of us has a cerebral thrombosis!

But there is one thing to say, after Lao Wang's completely scientific calculation, Li Cang felt a lot more relieved.

No matter how much this ghost thing hangs, it won't be completely unable to survive two hands. No matter how exaggerated the speed is, there is a limit. There is no one on the island who can't resist being beaten. My father's vest is on me and it will make you feel cold. If you are a brother, come and chop me down. !

Li Cang simply asked Lao Wang to find a safe place to cool off, dismissed all the servants of fate and even the second son of the blood, and sealed the entrance to the insect nest.

On the entire three islands, he and a few spare battery bastards were the only ones who showed up. They sat in the middle of the empty island, slaughtering sheep and fishing at the same time.

The walking zombie itself is a creature that is extremely greedy for food. If it kills the corpse girl once but doesn't take away the loot, it will definitely not be willing to do so!

What you are fishing for is this zombie, but slaughtering the sheep is really killing the sheep.

The fresh mutton was placed in a small pot and placed next to the whole peeled sheep skin. Li Cang casually carried a fruit knife and slowly decomposed the hanging mutton body, and then threw the pieces of fresh meat into the big pot. Several dog legs were wearing disposable gloves, and they were diligently giving enemas and removing feces.

The whole scene is both bloody and heartwarming, attracting all kinds of predatory insects such as buzzing flies and wasps.

All kinds of things were piled together, and the weather was hot. The smell was really strong, and soon there were a few more strange creatures that looked like bats and birds in the sky, hovering and refusing to leave.

Let me ask you, is your dog looking and smelling lewdly, or is he greedy?

Li Cang seemed to be casual, but in fact he was on high alert. After all, this thing could bypass Little Coin Zai's island landing reminder and it was extremely fast. If he suddenly burst out and killed him instantly, it would be really fun.

Mr. Lu Xun once said: It is impossible for people to wander when their minds are wandering, but they always fail to concentrate when they try to concentrate.

So it is reasonable that Li Cang's attention was drawn to the question of why the lamb ribs were so big and why there was so little meat.

However, in just half a second, or perhaps a second, Li Cang only felt a white shadow approaching rapidly from the corner of his eye, and at the same time, a strong wind swept behind his ears, and his scalp felt cold.

"Bang!"

Li Cang's chin and the stainless steel basin containing the meat collided with a sound like a huge bell, and all he could see were golden stars!

Just as Lao Wang was about to rush out of his hiding place, he saw Li Cang pull his head out of the basin like pulling a carrot, waved his hand to him to indicate that it was safe, and wiped the blood from the back of his neck, saying that he was fine!

Emmm, it seemed that Li Cang was seriously injured, but in fact, if it was a little later, the wound would have healed by itself.

What a pity, who made that alien zombie choose to attack the parts that are relatively fragile and easy to kill quickly in most creatures in theory, the back of the neck and the back of the head?

The problem is that Mr. Cang is not a normal creature. The strength of any part that has something to do with the spine or even the bones has reached the level of explosion - with the help of the magic wand, you can't make a person commit suicide twice in a short period of time!

Lao Wang: "."

In short, it's like he was hesitant to speak, and his head was buzzing. For a moment, he didn't know who to complain about.

Li Cang tried hard to act like a normal person. He first "covered the wound", then "carefully observed around" for a while, of course "found nothing", sat down and got up to fight wits and courage with the non-existent enemy in the air for a while to show that he was extremely vigilant. Xiao An dared to do this, and finally took a sip of beer to strengthen his courage, and continued to skin the unlucky sheep that was only a skeleton.

"Shh, it hurts just looking at it, I feel sorry for Teacher Cang who got hurt for nothing." Lao Wang watched happily from his hiding place, "The unlucky guy probably hid again, it's hard to deal with!"

When he saw Teacher Cang taking a big gulp of beer, he knew what this guy was up to, trying to get the chance of the passive skill [Drunken Fist]!

It's very difficult for others to achieve a state similar to being drunk and unconscious, but for alcohol allergy sufferers like Teacher Cang, it's a permanent passive skill for free, and he can even enter the state directly by smelling it. Are you afraid?

Over there.

Li Cang thought that if he kept leaving the mutton in the sun like this, it would stink in no time, so he might as well stew it directly!

The wound on the back of his neck had healed long ago, and he didn't even untie the blood-stained gauze, just tied it like that, with a very arrogant attitude - sure enough, not long after, the familiar feeling came again!