The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Wang, er, Grandpa Zhong firmly believes that people’s hatred of dogs is contagious. This old man who hates Father Zhong has spent his whole life trying his best to prevent Old Wang from being in contact with black people, but really speaking, Old Wang and Zhong Theoretically, dad’s relationship breakdown started with a few geese.

Master Wang has a few big white geese with Grandpa Zhong that he almost grew up with. They have a very close relationship. They chase dogs and chase chickens into the pond to steal fish. When Lao Wang was about five or six years old, Zhong Grandpa suffered a serious illness and had to recall Father Zhong to take care of his country property and take care of his chubby grandson. Father Zhong’s original words were as follows: "This big goose has glue growing on its head. If you don’t eat pure food, It's a waste of food, why are you crying? Eat it quickly, don't wait for me to beat you up!"

After being discharged from the hospital, Grandpa Zhong almost buried his father in the back.

Since then, Lao Wang has never eaten domestic geese or kept anything of a pet nature.

"The family is unfortunate, and the dog father is not living up to expectations." Lao Wang sighed with bitterness and hatred, "Hey, you didn't laugh?"

The hatred between Zhao Xiaoshuang and Gu Mengxi was overflowing. Gu Mengxi said sharply: "It's not funny at all! Father-in-law is too much!"

"Pfft~"

Lao Wang almost folded the bottom of the table for himself.

"Hey, hey, you can eat randomly, but you can't talk nonsense. What's going on with the movie, you little girl?"

Everyone was speechless.

Zhao Xiaoshuang shuddered: "It's definitely a psychological shadow. When I was that old, my parents wouldn't let me see a dead goldfish at home. They would secretly take it downstairs and bury it."

"It's not a psychological shadow." Lao Wang thought for a while and said seriously: "My dad, huh, he probably couldn't understand it in his dreams, and he might find it ridiculous. In short, since then, I have realized that this world You can't choose the rules. My father may be a great person, but some people can't be great because of it. Coupled with a series of bad things that happened later, our father and I finally gave up on Lao Zhong, and we broke up completely in the end. , old age and death."

"A few geese, seeing that they have a close relative by blood, the result of hard work is high, so I'd better not kill a few of their compatriots."

When Lao Wang said the next sentence, his tone was a bit more self-deprecating. Zhao Xiaoshuang and Gu Mengxi looked at him with a distressed look.

"What a miserable childhood"

"You said it wasn't a psychological shadow!"

"Eat something, come on eat something," Lao Wang felt uncomfortable being looked at, "Why are you bringing this up? Why are you always using me to adjust the atmosphere? Teacher Cang has more drama than me. Why don't you say anything?"

The other girls were very curious, but Li Leisi looked bored.

"Is there anything else I don't know about him?"

"Emmmmmm" Lao Wang fell into thinking, hesitated for a long time, and his eyes suddenly became sneaky: "Hey, don't say it, it seems to be true, dear Davarixi, don't you want to know why Suo Zhihua has such a deep love for Teacher Cang? !”

Li LeiSi:?

Li Cang:? ? ?

Damn it, where do I start talking about this? Timi, I don’t even know!

"The so-called love doesn't know where it starts, and it goes deep." Lao Wang pondered: "This is obviously fart. Where can there be love and hate for no reason in the world? As far as I know, okay, cough, let's highlight the following, I will only say once that Lasso has known you and Teacher Cang for a long time, but the turning point that prompted her to make up her mind to jump into the sinkhole of Teacher Cang is as absurd and unreasonable as my big goose incident. From then on, she Let’s turn from darkness to light and stop pretending to show off!”

"I remember it was junior high school, second grade, right? The Education Bureau once organized some kind of joint performance event. I can't remember exactly. Anyway, there were many schools rehearsing programs together, and some idiot was the dean. I reported to the class teacher that Teacher Cang played the harmonica very well, so Teacher Cang was selected. Suo Zhihui, a campus-level professional dance talent, was naturally inevitable. From the junior high school to the high school in our No. 1 Middle School, the iron-clad general middle school , it’s not the point, let alone a private one, it’s quite unworthy, and the students I brought there were so crowded, Lasso is such a stubborn person, he’s basically the worst among the girls.”

"Well, girls, you should know better than me. Anyway, no matter what you do or say, you have to step on the rope. I remember very clearly that it was those dead girls from No. 8 Middle School who took the lead. They pulled everything from Mozart to Beethoven. , from Shakespeare to Dante to Wolfgang Goethe, from Van Gogh to the mustache, all kinds of artistic attainments are full of superiority, and they are so businesslike, I am so fucking confused, I don’t know. Where did a group of junior high school students come from such a reserve of knowledge? At that moment, I really realized that people are different, and schools are different from school to school."

"Then they somehow went off topic, saying that in modern society, rituals and music have collapsed and talents are withering. They really want to go back in time and marry talented people like Maupassant, Mozart, and Flaubert."

"Do you know what Teacher Cang said?" Lao Wang was beaming. "Teacher Cang said: You have great eyesight and you are really accurate in seeing people. These people all have syphilis. At least they will be promoted to the second stage. You are also serious about popular science." The difference between clinical cure and real cure! Oh my God, you didn’t know the faces of those students, rehearsal teachers, and leaders of the Education Bureau at that time, goose goose, really, I have been referring to this joke for several years. "

"Seize the bamboo shoots, you!" Li Leisi glanced at Li Cang angrily, "I didn't even know there was such a hero saving a beauty, no wonder Suo Zhihui. Humph."

"You don't know a lot," Lao Wang said: "You went abroad on the 11th and you know how to hammer. With our teacher Cang's appearance and temperament, this 40-pound weight is thick, big, black and... A bright spine, what young girl can resist it? Let me tell you—"

Bang!

You said where is your horse? You said, crawl!

The six people were talking lively when the snake-skinned boy came back with a big white swan with its mouth tied and its head covered. After neatly taking the money and leaving, a young man with platinum-blond hair stood at the dining table following his departure. : "@#￥%"

Li Laisi frowned: "What did you say?"

"Ailuropoda Melanoleuca Tartare!" The blond young man nodded and bowed: "Yes, you heard it right, that's it, the most luxurious and precious secret Tartare in the world. I know that Chinese people are the best gourmets, you must have this kind of thing You don’t want to miss it, right? I have many Chinese friends who have made reservations with me, but there is an old saying in China: Heaven, materials, earth, treasures, and virtuous people live there. I believe you will give me a suitable price that I can’t bear to refuse.”

"Is it alive?"

"Of course! In order to ensure freshness, we have been raising them with the best food and energy substrate. It will never take more than two hours from collecting the ingredients to serving them. It only takes 200 pieces. Uh." The blond young man blinked and suddenly felt The person in front of me looked uncomfortable, "Sorry, what's the problem? We can talk about the price later."

"I will indeed give you a price you can't bear to refuse - that's your favorite big pussy!"

"Ah, they are killing people! The Chinese are killing people! Help! Help me!"

Even after the end of the world, such big scenes of people being kicked around like balls are rare. People in half the street turned to look this way, with confused expressions on their faces.

"A fight started?"

"What's going on? Damn it, that person must be dead!"

"Market law enforcement is here, call someone quickly"