The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

As the saying goes, people cannot live a good life.

It wasn't until three hours later that Li Cang and Lao Wang finally had the strength to keep their heads away from the puddle of vomit. The air was filled with the smell of second-hand beer elbows roasting venison. The scene was so tragic that even the most "charitable" young lady couldn't bear it. The two motion-sick boys gave each other a wide berth.

Emmmm, this kind of jump transmission always seems to be deeply malicious towards men. Li Laixi and Tai Xiaoyi have never experienced similar discomfort.

Lao Wang is actually fine, but Li Cang's mental state is not very normal. A wave of super-limited summoning spells and two consecutive massive blood explosions. This overall jump transmission finally became the last barbell that broke the camel's back. .

The nosebleed stopped, but Li Cang's sallow face and pale lips meant that he had never been as depressed as he was today in the three years he had been in the ICU.

This kind of mental trauma is the same as the consequences of Li Laixi being resurrected too many times. Even Xiaobi Zaizi can't cure it with medicine.

"Tsk, tsk, I'm dreaming back to my childhood. This little look is so pitiful that my mother's love is overflowing~" After Li Laixi confirmed that Li Cang's endurance bar had indeed reached the bottom, she smiled heartlessly, "Be good, be good, be good. Well, Cangcang Gongju, please accept my loving hug!"

Oh, just hug me!

Li Cang threw his face into Li Laisi's arms, it was very awkward, it was natural to show off, but in short, there was no energy in any part of his body except his face.

Li Laixi screamed, a blush on her nose and face, and her whole body was about to burst into steam.

Now that she has the ferocious dragon robe, Li Laixi no longer needs the third-generation windbreaker suit. Before, the environment in the prison was harsh, humid and hot, so she wore very thin clothes. She didn't even need to think about it to know that the place where Teacher Cang had posted her was designated as red. She didn't want to be embarrassed under the playful gazes of the other two pairs of eyes that couldn't be picked out, so she grabbed Li Cang's neck with her elbow, dragged him away and said, "You can't stand, right? You're exhausted, right?" , Okay, you can take good care of me, and don’t even think about secretly interacting with your little boy until you recover. It would be embarrassing to tell the story about a young man with a cerebral infarction, wouldn’t it?”

"Wait, wait, wait."

Not to mention Li Laisi, even Lao Wang and Tai Xiaoyi didn't dare to let him do any intensive mental work anymore. The three of them didn't care about Li Cang's shamelessness and directly controlled this guy on the old rocker in front of the stilted building.

There is no doubt that this is another world line.

As the price of Li Cang's crazy behavior of blasting and disturbing the crystal, this price was actually a bit beyond Li Cang's expectation, because when he communicated with Xiaobi Zaizi before, leaping was the least likely possibility.

The result of the original communication was that blasting and disturbing the crystals would most likely cause a certain degree of impact and damage to the island structure, and then create a huge number of small space cracks that would swallow up everything in front of them. Theoretically, it should be the same as that of the 83 base. There is no difference in the effect of crushing the teleportation array with one shot, but the jump point itself will most likely not be greatly disturbed. It serves the purpose of disturbing the crystal crusher and activating the catalyst. At most, the transmission will be unstable for a period of time.

Maybe Lao Wang's luck was too sharp, maybe Li Cang was too unlucky, but the final result was the one with such a small chance that it was almost impossible to happen.

Just a jumper

For a few people, this kind of thing is as natural and smooth as eating and drinking, and it's not even bad news.

Under Li Laisi's command, Senior Brother Hanpi stayed behind Li Cang obediently, stepping on the legs of the chair and rocking the chair, creaking and squeaking as the years passed.

Facing half of the setting sun and a touch of lingering clouds, Li Cang squinted his eyes lazily: "Yawn, am I entering old age and retirement ahead of schedule?"

"Ah, yes, yes, is there anything more exciting in the world than being paid to mess around?" Lao Wang conveniently took a photo: "Please take a moment to see what's going on. I'll push you to find it after I measure the surrounding conditions." The old lady dances in the square!”

"Thank you, I'm not that kind of person!"

Lao Wang rolled his eyes: "Am I careless? Let's go to the bar to watch the young lady dance?"

"Appropriate~"

Dalei Zi and Tai Xiaoyi were too lazy to pay attention to these two unattractive people, so they asked Li Cang to let Da Kunkun and Miss Qiu go for a ride. When the two of them came back with their hair blown like hairspray, they were shocked to find that Li Cang was really showing off his hair. Looking at the sun, Big Corpse Brother shook him so much that he snored.

"This guy." Li Lai Si couldn't laugh or cry. She found a thick fluffy blanket and gently covered Li Cang's body and face: "The young lady and I walked forward for three to four hundred kilometers. There was nothing too noteworthy. There was nothing of note nearby. It’s all pretty normal. There’s also a small island with nice scenery, including mountains and lakes. It’s a good place to take this old man fishing.”

"The relationship is good, and the map is fine. It's strange. Teacher Cang has been suffering from island cough for half his life. This is normal and even makes people feel very abnormal. I always feel as if something is missing in my heart."

As a senior fisherman, Lao Wang’s enthusiasm for wild fishing spots is beyond the comprehension of normal people. This guy just used a chain crossbow to drag the entire island over, and he didn’t even prepare to leave any fish scales for the newcomers. , not only fishing and pumping water, but also replenishing the annexation sequence, and enriching species diversity, wouldn't it be beautiful?

Li Cang has no interest in fishing itself. Like the Meow Party, which collects protection fees from fishing spots all year round, he likes the atmosphere.

As soon as Lao Wang opened his mosquito-repellent parasol, Li Cang's charcoal fire was already lit.

"Mutton skewers, lamb skewers, fresh lamb skewers, roasted deer eggs, lamb tail oil stuffed with chili and garlic cloves, the angler next to you, move aside, be careful of the smoke, angler, you guys, sit down, I'm waiting for the fish to be cooked!"

"You @#￥%"

Old Wang almost went crazy. Any fisherman would be furious at such a scene, and his heart would break. I finally got a chance to fish quietly, and you're not only going to have a spring outing and a picnic next to me, but you're also going to do some small business to make money from me, right?

"Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, you're calling for souls?" Old Wang yelled, "The nest is not finished yet, where did the fish come from?"

Click.

A slightly slender catfish with irregular yellow-gray patterns came ashore, with a thin and long three-edged barbed steel spike piercing its head: "Strange, where did this guy come from? What I just saw was clearly a black dogfish."

Old Wang looked at it with a grin.

"It's just a small pond, and there are catfish and pike. What are you doing here?"

"Are you fishing? What's the fun of this?"

"Can't you all stay away from me? Can you let me make a nest quietly? It's just...just."

"Good fish!" Li Cang quickly sliced ​​the fish, removed the bones, cut it into pieces and put it on the grill: "This fish is not very good, but it's just right. Catfish is too fat and it's really unpalatable."

He didn't know where he got two bags of spicy XJ rice noodles seasoning, dissolved it in water, brushed it on the fish pieces, grilled it, and sprinkled cumin and chili powder.

"Well, this is the first time I've seen it grilled like this. Isn't it the secret recipe of Master Wang's boss lady?"

"Hahaha"

Old Wang's face turned black. Fishing shit, eating shit!

Until the water was drained and all went into the two small lakes on the main island, they didn't see many other species of fish, or in other words, there were only a few fish in total.

A small pond can gather several well-known freshwater Gu kings such as mountain catfish, six-barbed catfish, Taimen salmon, and pike!

What are the merits of other fish? Even if they were trampled on as doorsteps in their previous lives and accumulated merits, they don't have the ability and blessing to live in this pond with a smile, right?

Old Wang was dry-mouthed for a while and was afraid: "If this motherfucker swallows it up without paying attention, our two small lakes may have to say goodbye to biodiversity."

The two small lakes are Old Wang's treasures. He relies on them for his leisure and entertainment activities.

"Big cat, come and eat fish!" Li Leisi called several times, but only Goudan ran over with a drooling tongue, but Miss Qiu and the white tiger Huahua were not seen. "Strange, where did these two little things go?"

"Why are you looking at me? I don't know." Lao Wang thought for a while, "Oh, when you went out before, I seemed to see them sneaking down. I guess they were playing with rabbits in a hole!"

Li Leisi said, ran to the insect nest and turned around. After a while, she came out with a mysterious look, but Miss Qiu and Huahua were not following behind her.

"What's wrong?"

Li Leisi's expression froze, and she stammered: "Ah? Ah, no. It's okay, they are catching rabbits."

Li Cang sighed: "Ms. Li, you don't want others to know that you blinked crazily when you lied, right?"

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Big Leizi's despair.

Bah, black-hearted maggot, do you want to use your childhood sweethearts like this? ?

A palm-sized plush egg, soft and cute with eight legs, eight eyes and a pink tongue. Its largest pair of main eyes have not yet fully opened. It rolled and barked in Li Leisi's hand, and found the thumb and sucked it.

Lao Wang: "It's not right that the dog hasn't been weaned yet. Can a dog that hasn't opened its eyes get lost?"

Li Cang: "Lao Wang, do we still need to repair this house?"

Li Leisi and Tai Xiaoyi were almost melted by the cute little wolf spider. They looked at Lao Wang and Li Cang eagerly throughout the whole process, especially Da Leizi, whose expression fluctuated between humble pleading and ferocious fierceness, which was very split.

Li Cang was so angry that he vomited blood: "What are you looking at! What are you looking at?"

Under normal circumstances, the ferocious dragon blade would have been raised. Well, Comrade Da Leizi finally realized that he seemed to have exposed some impolite thoughts on his face:

"Dear~"

"I."

"Stop!!" Li Cang was shocked and took three steps back, "Let's talk nicely! I'm afraid of you doing this!"

"Don't talk nonsense to me! It has recognized its master! If you spit out a word of no, I will kill you and bury you. This day next year will be your memorial day!"

Li Cang Lao Wang breathed a sigh of relief almost at the same time, with lingering fear: "It's much more normal now."

Who knows when this thing was smuggled to the island and hidden. You have to know that this is just a little puppy that has not opened its eyes and can't even crawl smoothly. Not only did the radar not prompt it, but even so many fate servants who have an extraordinary sense of smell and can recognize a mosquito within a range of 3 kilometers could not detect it at the first time

Letting go without attributes is already so terrifying, so what about the demolition of the house written into the skill list?

With the rigor and strong sense of crisis of a craftsman, Lao Wang proposed solemnly: "I heard that the dog destroyed the house because of excessive energy. We have to make an exercise plan for it overnight. So, should we use PPT or paper documents?"

"Penny PPT!" Li Cang glared at the prodigal woman and gritted his teeth and said: "I want to sign a contract with this woman surnamed Li! No! Contract!"

"Sign, sign, sign, I will sign the indenture, I love you mumamuma (づ￣3￣)づ╭～"

Li Leisi was ecstatic, and her eyes were full of meaning, which was not in line with her character.

Some people got the face, and some people won the inside. Li Cang coughed dryly: "You"

When he turned his head, he saw Lao Wang winking at him in an extremely obscene way. He forgot what he wanted to say. Let's adjourn!

It's a great thing to have such a strong and stubborn girlfriend~

Hehe, if it weren't for your great talent, I, Li, would have to arrange something for you. Now I will just bear with myself and suffer a little loss.

The storm about the dog ended without any result, but the house that was tossed around still had to be repaired.

The unlucky wolf spider almost smashed one-third of the stilt house, and it was baptized by black vines and seed bombs. If it weren't for the half mountain covering it, it would probably be nothing left now.

The stilt house is a relatively comfortable residence on the ground of the sky island. There is no need to use solid materials. You get used to it after repairing it. With lackeys around, it is almost impossible for the two of them to do it themselves.

"I will go to the base to find someone to design some good-looking drawings. Let's choose a good location under the insect nest and build another one!" Lao Wang said: "Live upstairs when you have nothing to do, live downstairs for a change, and live in the shelter when you really have something to do. Perfect!"

No matter how solid the insect nest is, it can't compare to the shelter with attributes. Lao Wang's opinion emphasizes a kind of enjoyment. The insect nest has fully automatic temperature and humidity adjustment and climate control. The only disadvantage is the lack of light, but it can be completely solved by the refraction and reflection of the crystal cluster. When the environment outside is bad, it hardly affects the inside.

"Okay, I'll take care of it when I have time." Li Cang said lazily, "How is the surrounding area?"

"It's fine! Nothing to worry about! I told you not to worry about those things. Aren't you tired, my patient, rest in peace, you know? If you have nothing to do, go water your wild roses and fertilize them, isn't it nice to rest for two days?"

"I'm fine too." Li Cang choked a little: "You know better than the little coin? Later, you can sacrifice those black vine seeds that need to be sacrificed and deal with them. Well, take them to the insect nest to show the queen insect. Those insects are not very strong in fighting, but they are good at farming. Maybe they can really deal with the black vines, and then refine a batch of black oil and white water."

"I know, I know, please don't nag, ball ball, my dear mother Li Mama!"