The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

A simple sentence has different meanings and feedback in different people's ears. Some people are as moist as spring breeze and rain, and others are like thunder and thunder.

Lao Wang seemed to have gotten to know Li Cang again. The scrutiny, shock, and astonishment in his eyes turned into a kind of bleakness in the end: "Damn it, I worry about hard work, and in the end, it may not be as good as this Biao Yang's words." "

"You~"

Tai Xiaoyi slapped Lao Wang angrily, thinking that he was jealous, so she leaned into Lao Wang's ear and said a few words in a mosquito-like humming voice.

"real??"

Lao Wang's pupils were so shaken that he jumped three feet high and directly lifted Tai Xiaoyi up.

"Really? Is it really really true?"

"Oh, shut up now"

"Okay, okay, I shut up, hahahahahahahahaha~"

Tai Xiaoyi was furious and her face was as red as blood.

Li Laixi was the same. She was ashamed of her "dark" mentality just now. Who would have thought that she would hear such words from such a person, and she was caught off guard.

A woman's mouth is a mouthful

It is true that earthy love words are oily, but sometimes this oil can also be lubricating oil. Who gave you, Mr. Di Cang, a face that no one can refuse?

"Hey" Li Leisi was finally able to speak, weakly, "Um, you. What did you just say?"

Li Cang's face suddenly darkened.

There is a difference between people with a strong psychological quality like alloy and ordinary ugly people. Teacher Cang didn't even realize that what he had just inadvertently muttered in his sleep would have a considerable linkage effect in the eyes of others. He only has one feeling now: shame!

I'm a crazy person!

Such words actually came out of my mouth?

"I said. I said" Li Cang gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, "I said the fireworks are more beautiful in your eyes than outside."

Li Cang, who has never spoken softly to Dalei Zi, has accepted his fate this time. If you are ashamed, be ashamed, and criticize like crazy!

I, Li, will not change my name when I walk or sit down, but I will not change my surname. My ambition is as strong as iron. I ask you, mother, who will come to save me. I am going to the lunar orbit to build a three-bedroom apartment with two living rooms.

Mr. Lu Xun once said: We are born in the same quilt and die in the same coffin.

Daleizi's performance really did not disappoint anyone. He tugged on Li Cang's sleeve and said, "Let's go!"

"What are you doing? I haven't finished watching the fireworks yet, nor have I eaten."

"It's a dead thing. You won't starve to death if you eat less. Where can you watch the fireworks differently?"

Then, Li Cang saw a whole cabinet of various suit components that had never had a chance to appear in his sight since the box given by Maozi Baldy was wiped out by two women.

"Hey, I thought you threw it all away"

Now, Li Cang finally knew what Li Laixi was carrying the whole 2-liter bottle of pure white tequila for. It was not necessary to adjust the atmosphere at such a high temperature, it was only used to strengthen her courage.

"Gudonggudong~"

The way Dalei Zi drank wine was bold and bold, as if he was willing to die generously. Then he closed his eyes and pointed at the cabinet of treasures fearfully.

Li Cang was more afraid than her, and his voice trembled with fear: "Self-chosen?"

"Stop talking nonsense, you only have one minute, no, ten seconds!"

"I'm fine!"

Li Laixi opened her eyes, her teeth were itching with hatred, but her mood remained stable, with a genuine expression: "I knew it! Li Cang, you are a dog, right? You, I'm so hidden, can you still find me?"

"Woof, woof woof!"

Being able to bend and stretch is what a man should be.

"You have to be blind to fall in love with a pervert like you, you know!" Li Leisi snatched the box and was extremely disgusted with this guy: "Isn't there someone with long ears and a tail at home? Go find her, you are always thinking about tormenting her. What’s wrong with me! What a pervert! What’s the use of this thing?”

Snap, Lilith appeared instantly, and she came out with furry animal ears and a big shining tail.

"roll!!"

Daleizi was instantly furious and slapped the guy away without even thinking!

"Woof woof!"

(Oh, woman, a creature with an upright mouth and body)

The atmosphere was awkward.

"I and you will not be the same next time." Li Leisi ran away and slammed the bathroom door. Her voice was muffled, as if she was about to cry, "I'll change... um... I'll take a shower first. So what? You are not allowed to come in!"

The sound of rushing water only sounded for a while, but it lasted three years in Li Cang's ears. Teacher Cang turned around anxiously like an ant dropped on a pancake griddle, breathing rapidly, and finally——

"Dangdang~"

"Get out of here, get out of here, don't come in, what are you doing?"

"That, lubricant."

"Get out!!!" Li Laixi roared: "I'm not even afraid of death, so I won't be afraid of this. Hiss, it hurts."

The door opened, just a crack, and a hand stretched out weakly.

"Give me!"

"Pfft."

"Li, do you want to die?!"

Li Cang saw the opportunity and squeezed in: "Then suddenly I remembered that I didn't even have time to take a shower."

The slender little feet stepped on Li Cang's face like a navigation system: "I advise you to be kind!!"

After a full twenty minutes, Li Cang was so angry that his menstrual flow was so intense that Li Laixi came out of the bathroom. She blushed, frowned and closed her eyes. She held her lower abdomen in her hands and slightly squatted

"Hiss~!"

The breath that Li Cang took into his mouth was cold, but his eyes were burning in his heart.

It has to be said that the Russians are not only superior in conventional artistic attainments, but now it seems that even this kind of meticulous and ingenious skills are not inferior to the old and powerful countries such as Britain, Germany and the Netherlands!

The soles of the shoes were decorated with velvet heels with tassels and gemstones, elegant and charming golden and red beast ears, and the rare southern hemisphere suspenders were directly connected to the stocking straps, one high and one low, the high straps were the leg rings, and there was a small silver bell with the same pattern as the collar on the side, the bell sound was low but not dull, and transparent but not heavy.

The most shocking thing was the narrow skirt that would be longer if it was increased by one point and shorter if it was decreased by one point. The bell on the leg ring could be touched lightly with the steps. The layered fabrics and the gorgeous and complex inlaid gemstones, embroidery patterns and other craftsmanship added a bit of rigor and sophistication to the overall outfit.

It was seamless, charming and not vulgar, and even Li Cang suddenly had an adjective that was not suitable for this occasion: dignified!

Poor Leizi was covered with goose bumps under Li Cang's gaze, which was as sharp as the dust of the bones. He hummed like a mosquito and said, "Have you seen enough? I want to change down."

He said so, but he didn't move.

Li Cang knelt on one knee with a solemn face, and begged like a gentleman: "Your Highness, the descendant of Tushan, I wonder if I have the honor to take you to watch a fireworks show?"

Where to watch the fireworks? Of course, in front of the window.

Li Lei pursed her lips and helplessly handed over her left hand: "Pervert."

"They have already gone up."

"You...go slower. Don't look around!"

"As ordered."

The speed pass certificate for this level is a monthly ticket, and no rebuttal is accepted.