The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Lao Wang, who was completely immersed in the joy of making a large sum of money, called this "a prosperous life after the disaster", but he didn't know whether Lou Yunpeng and Ban Kun would express any constructive opinions on his ability to choose words and sentences.

Li Laixi whispered to the young lady from time to time, and then looked up and down Li Cang with interest, making Li Cang's scalp numb and uncomfortable.

"What are you looking at?"

"Look at you, goose goose." Tai Xiaoyi pursed her lips and smiled, "Speaking of Teacher Cang's current appearance, it does seem... um... it's really easy to bully."

Lao Wang: "Look at how kind and tactful my little lady is. The wording is very strict. If you have time to look in the mirror, you will look like an overindulgent tuber, or the kind who smoked cigarettes and pots, okay? I I haven’t looked this white even after three days of death!”

Li Cang let out a laugh: "Would you like to sign with me, a consumptive man?"

"Go away!!" Lao Wang gave his middle finger in return, turned to Tai Xiaoyi and said: "Young lady, do you know that these two brats are in great harm's way? When she was a child, she was the only one who secretly taught him family skills to use against me. , none of the gangsters we fought with had enjoyed this treatment. I later asked him if he knew what this beep meant. He said that it was a real technique of defeating the enemy with one strike. He could do whatever he wanted to fear that something would happen. Mom is not a human being?”

Tai Xiaoyi couldn't help but laugh: "How on earth did you survive? Every day is so thrilling."

"Hmm, firm friendships are often built on the basis of sustainable business pitfalls!" Li Cang said seriously, "Young lady, you must have heard that 'when there is no danger, the father is the greatest danger'. We call this After many years, father and son became brothers~"

"I'm sorry about your mother!" Lao Wang uttered fragrant words, "You keep doing the same thing! Try to save some face!"

"This jumper is more lively than we thought. When we first came out, we met such a group of people, and the Monroe Resettlement Camp." Li Laixi threw the high-purity chrome target shaped like a barbell over her head, " It’s not like the building I stayed in for a long time, where it seemed like no one would come here for a few lifetimes.”

"Put it down first before you talk. This thing is worth several tons! Hey, isn't that a key figure coming directly? After many years of marriage, you have all the beautiful men in your hands. Yes, it's a win. !”

After Lao Wang said this, he immediately ran away. The desire to be happy but also to seek good fortune and avoid misfortune has become an instinct engraved in DNA.

Unexpectedly, Li Laisi didn't make a move. Instead, she smiled in a silly way, charming, naive and satisfied. She asked lightly, "Are you envious?"

Lao Wang was in a state of confusion.

What's going on? It's different from what I thought. Why did this bitch suddenly become so moaning? I can't stand it anymore.

Tai Xiaoyi rubbed her arms: "Hey, I'm getting goosebumps~"

"Tsk, tsk, you worked hard for ten years to win over Teacher Cang, that's not shabby! What do you think about this, Teacher Cang?"

Li Cang raised his head and looked at the sky. The sadness at the 45-degree angle seemed particularly lifeless. He looked like he was knocking out his teeth and swallowing blood: "How can I see it? I deserve this. I accidentally killed this bitch." That’s right.”

"Bah, Li Cang, you are going to die!"

"Hahaha!"

After 133 kilometers, Kongdao sailed into a thick fog at 10:00 in the morning, and I couldn't see my fingers, just like Lao Wang's heart.

"Oh, isn't this my innocent and lovely friend Lao Wang?" Li Cang said in a strange translation accent: "Very good, now some people look weaker than me~"

"Fuck you." Lao Wang was very desperate, unspeakable despair, lowered his voice and beeped, "This is not fair. I am a strong man of thirty years old, but she is only ten years old. Why is Niang Xipi so beautiful?" I almost crawled out of the glow."

"It's not unusual to see a God of War on a panel, isn't it?"

"Gan!" Lao Wang cursed: "It's such a heavy fog, why didn't you call me? That nasty critical attack last time earned us a lot of coins!"

"Downward burst! And it was already like this when I woke up. Help me get the pot."

"Cooking?" Lao Wang said cheerfully, "That's right. Anyway, the little lady won't be able to get up for a while, so she can't even think about it."

"Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! I don't want to hear the details, thank you!"

Before the meat was stewed in the pot, the thick white fog suddenly turned into darkness, and the breeze blew on the body with a numbing feeling.

"Cang, Teacher Cang?"

"Um?"

"Your hair is standing on end."

Click, the dazzling light snaked diagonally above the two people, reaching the sky and the earth within easy reach.

"WDNMD!"

"Let them go to the underground insect nest!"

"What?"

Old Wang Li Cang ran away with his head in his hands, his ears full of buzzing, but he couldn't actually hear what the other party was shouting.

Lao Wang rushed upstairs and picked up Tai Xiaoyi, who was still dazed, and ran all the way to the entrance of the insect nest. His feet trembled and he heard continuous explosions behind him. When he turned back, he only saw a pile of broken copper and iron with hot sparks splashing out. , like an erupting miniature volcano.

Amidst the earth-shattering "bombing" sound, several people huddled in the empty cave where the cured meat house was built, grinning and looking at the silver snake dancing wildly outside the "crystal wall" of the insect nest.

Every moment, thousands of lightning flashes outside, and the air is filled with ozone and a strong smell of burning. Some of those lightnings even appear diagonally below the sky island, trapping the sky like a huge cage. island.

Lao Wang lamented: "Everything that is still powered on is probably dead."

"When I came out, the main gate was disconnected." Li Leishu shrugged, "Is it a thunderstorm? Why is there no wind at all?"

"It will probably come soon. What kind of luck is this? There is no sign at all. It was pure white a minute ago. Teacher Cang and I thought it was just fog!"

Dense lightning continued to bombard the sky island at a frequency of dozens of times per second. The fire on the sky island could be vaguely seen through the crystal wall.

Tai Xiaoyi was worried, and Lao Wang was anxious.

The thunderstorm lasted for half an hour before it gradually subsided. In the howling wind, rainstorms bigger than peanuts mixed with even bigger hail poured down, as if the sky was leaking.

The four people climbed up and saw that dozens of piles of broken copper and iron were steaming in the rain, melting together in a mess and the original shape could not be seen at all. The surrounding area was charred and there was no grass. The ground was covered with veins of lightning and flowing and solidified molten iron. Within a few hundred meters around each piece of garbage, there were countless large and small nearly spherical metals of different colors.

Lao Wang was in agony, and felt worse than if he were struck by lightning: "The strange workload has increased again."

"Guga~"

A vulture as big as a calf suddenly landed on the sky island crookedly, tilted its head and glanced at a few people, found a place where it would not get wet, squatted down, shook its wings, and shrunk its neck to prepare for a rest.

The arrival of the vulture was like a signal. Many birds appeared and landed here one after another, from golden eagles to sparrows and magpies to wild ducks and geese. There was even a gray bat that fell to the ground with a slap. It was just that it had a problem finding the landing point, and was directly eaten by the vulture as a snack.

"Don't you have your own home?!" Lao Wang yelled in dissatisfaction, but then he thought about it and laughed, "Teacher Cang, my chance to lead Huang on the left and Cang on the right has come!"

Fishing, walking birds, and playing with walnuts, which man can resist the temptation of hawking?