The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Lao Wang has a very bad habit: laziness.

Laziness is a common problem among humans, but when it overlaps with procrastination and is in a grandparents' family, the development of Lao Wang's disease is no longer important, because it is likely to catalyze a close friend with a human face and a beastly heart, such as Li Cang Da Leizi.

If you see something wrong, someone will clean it up. If it is not smooth, it is okay to blow it into a pit.

"What a sin!" Lao Wang complained while playing with a big iron ball that is half a head taller than him: "The colorful world is intoxicating. I finally waited for a holiday. Why do I have to spend four hours fighting with a lead-core steel egg!"

"To ensure that the egg being played is not some other egg?"

Li Cang's answer was very real. Lao Wang couldn't help but feel a chill in his crotch, and even the strength to beep disappeared.

As an adult male with an arm circumference of more than 55cm all year round, Lao Wang has his own ideas about fitness exercises. Unfortunately, whether it is the gym before the disaster or the control of the body after the disaster, it is his eternal pain.

Well, Achilles' heel.

"Aren't you going to Hismore today?" Old Wang looked sneaky: "We've been here for nine days, why don't we go and learn about the local customs?"

The local customs you mentioned, Wang, ha!

"What the hell is that expression on your face? Seriously, I'd rather go shopping with Miss Xiao and Da Lei than look at the plasma gun mounts in the biochemical beast workshop. It's tiring, and I'm tired."

There was some complaint in what Old Wang said, because Li Cang hadn't decided whether to confess to Hismore An'er. After being gay for so many years, he always thought he could see through Teacher Cang's pants with his pants.

"You have some ideas about those questions, right?"

"Plasma cannon and thunderstorm energy?" Li Cang nodded, "It's a little possible, but it's not worth it. The benefits we can get are far less than those of the Heathmore family, unless she has something else. Anyway, let's wait and see."

And a guy like Heathmore has obviously mastered the art of observing people's words and expressions. He can accurately find four people's connections and arrange all kinds of irresistible programs and jokes. How could he not see through Li Cang's semi-socially anxious micro-expressions? Otherwise, he would not have to risk the world's disapproval and interrupt the communication in the middle.

We are all legal businessmen. It's not bad to find a place where no one is around to do some calculations.

"Shopping? What shopping?"

Old Wang and Li Cang froze on the spot, and their hearts and lungs stopped.

I really think Master Wang's words are lingering in my ears for three days. If it weren't for this timi, why is there a delay!

Going shopping with two women with strength of dozens of C will eventually bring devastating consequences and unimaginable psychological shadows. Lao Wang and Li Cang were almost dragged onto the streets of Monroe like dead dogs.

Monroe, with a population of 13 million, was suffocatingly large in the Sky Island Era. The main urban area alone included more than 1,200 sky islands. In addition, there were underground cities, satellite cities, sky gardens and other exclusive areas for the rich. Normal means of transportation were generally trams and plasma boats, and abnormal means of transportation were seahorses and ground dragons. The faster and cooler ones were sharp blades and two-legged dragons.

"How about being a seahorse knight?"

"Wang, do you think you are not dirty enough?"

"Yes, yes, seahorses are covered with mucus!"

"What about the sharp blade? They say that two-legged dragons are usually privately raised by rich people, and they are out of stock for the time being."

"The sharp blade is so ugly, I don't want to ride that kind of iron lizard that doesn't even have hair!"

"I've changed my clothes, so it's a waste of time. I can't ride Da Kun Kun and Goudan on a secret visit. People will recognize me immediately, and I will have a lot of trouble."

In the end, it was the Seathmore family who solved this small problem considerately. Although the Seathmore family was busy integrating the major forces of Monroe, they did not reject Li Cang and others' self-entertainment behavior, fully demonstrating the demeanor of the head of the family, and provided them with a beautiful flying dragon that had been biochemically modified, with a slender body, bright rainbow stripes, and the golden emblem of the Seathmore family on its scissor-shaped tail fin and wings. It was covered with ribbons like a floating cloud.

There is nothing wrong with wanting to travel around Monroe on foot for a few guys who tear the sharp blades with their hands, but let alone a day, it is doubtful how much they can visit in three months.

Riding on a slender flying dragon, shuttling through the streets and alleys of Monroe, among the tall buildings, modern, technology, fantasy and feudal slavery coexist, Lao Wang couldn't help but sigh at the superiority of their system: "They are so rich that they really treat people as animals. Do you think these nobles need help even when they pee?"

The most conspicuous thing is the service industry and the slave market. The exaggerated degree of grandeur is estimated that the big guys of the 3/7 base will have to go out to choose a good lamp for them after taking a look.

Unlike Tili's floating land with more than 200 years of village network access, Tili has been guarding that one acre of land from beginning to end, producing and selling by itself, while Monroe has been open and communicating with the outside world from beginning to end.

They become strong because of plundering, and plunder because of their strength.

When Monroe people see outsiders coming to their side on the street, they don't even raise their eyelids. The master of Monroe is the master. The day they settled in Monroe, they set the tone for their lives. You see, there are no Monroe people among the people working hard outside. The stinky outsiders come to our Monroe to beg for food. Who knows, they may become our slaves one day. What's there to see?

"Well, that manor looks very lively, not like a private territory."

"You have a sharp eye. This is one of the best stores in Monroe. Most of the high-end customization of rare items from the outside world and from Monroe has its own dedicated store here!" The man and woman who rode a sharp blade together and acted as pilots were very excited. The standard Chinese explanation: "Whether it is antique artworks before the disaster or blood fragments of the walking dead and beasts after the disaster, almost all of them are included. It is definitely a good place for shopping. I recommend you two beautiful ladies to go to Thornton. Take a look at the family’s jewelry showroom, the Kermodo clothing is also very good, and”

A three-stage sharp blade (modified), guiding a bipedal flying dragon that can only make up for the second stage, is a strange sight even in Munro.

The highly green sky manor has dedicated waiters, and they are also communicating with each other.

"This is the second generation of that family's appearance again. Bate and Pizarro have landed in your direction. Don't let me make any mistakes!"

"I get it, I can't afford to offend you, I'm a professional skater."

"I'd rather be a rich man from outside. At least he's really unambiguous when buying things. He's very polite when it comes to commissions and service fees!"

"That's true. The second generation of the locals in Monroe have been suppressed by their families. They are so embarrassed that they don't have any money in their pockets. I see them coming here to show off and they are so miserable. You fucking buy it. ah"

"Okay, okay, the white hat above is here for inspection again. Clamp your crotch tightly to me. Smoking, going to the toilet, drinking water, and lazing back to do things. I don't need to tell you what the consequences will be if you get caught, right?"

Montenegro Estate.

In this place where men and women are each other's accessories, happiness and excitement belong to others. Li Cang and Lao Wang are like two lost children, or old snakeskin bags fluttering in the wind amid the feasting and feasting, floating and floating.

Li Cang was destined to be unable to figure out why they could still spend three hours at the Sandton Jewelry Showroom when there were thousands of kilograms of jewelry piled at home and they enjoyed rubbing gold jewelry pendants by hand.

What happened to the global disaster, what happened to the Sky Island Age, why don’t we just change places and continue shopping and buy accessories?

Li Cang and Lao Wang were tied up in a rest area specially prepared for VIPs. Four single sofas that could accommodate three people to roll on and a transparent round table with broken crystals were their entire impression of the Thornton Jewelry Showroom.

Oh, the world is only so small.

The middle-aged man beside him was smoking a cigar leisurely, with half of his face and one eye exposed in the light smoke. He glanced at the new Xiaoliu who was leading 3 waiters and commanding 6 shop assistants, and then spoke slowly. He suddenly looked away: "You can't make enough money, and you can't climb to the top. Men, don't make it too difficult for yourself. You can best see a woman's temperament when you go shopping. If a woman is too strong, there will be big problems in the future. ~”

"oh?"

"I see too many young people like you every day. They obviously have great potential, but they would rather die under the skirts of those family jewels. They act like licking dogs, but even ordinary hallucinogens can simulate Don’t come!”

Looking at the posture of the middle-aged man coming across from him, Lao Wang pinched his chin and said casually: "What do you think is more suitable?"

"The upper limit is the right match. The one who can open up the situation is the best. A little help is the basis." The middle-aged brother saw clearly the playfulness at the corner of Lao Wang's mouth, shrugged and didn't mind: "Oh, young people don't care about this, do they? Then I'll change it." To put it bluntly, look at me, I found Xiaojiabiyu who can help me settle in Monroe a few years ago, and now my business is on the right track. My wife is devoted to seeking a son, my mistress and mistress help me manage the business, my mistress leads the logistics team, and my mistress , the youngest one in front of you, apart from jewelry and clothes, the only thing he cares about is what to eat in the morning and lunch, what to eat in the evening, what else can he do, he just makes do with his life. "

"That's really quite adequate."

"?"

Lao Wang: "Oh, Teacher Cang, look over there, at least 94 points or not. 95 points!"

The middle-aged brother's eyes drifted over: "Brother Huiyan, that person is the pillow treasure of the head of the Thornton family. She has been in charge of this Thornton exhibition hall for three months. You must know that she has only appeared in front of old Thornton for five years. About a month, he’s very capable!”

"oh??"

This single tone is completely different from the previous one.

Two pilots, a man and a woman, quietly appeared with hot tea and cold drinks. They handed the drinks to the three of them with a smile. The golden emblem of the Heathmore family on the sleeves flashed in front of the middle-aged man.

The female pilot tried her best to smile sweetly, but her trembling hands still betrayed her current mood: "Should I bring her to see you? Miss, they are watching the Thornton family's treasure hall. You know, she is knowledgeable and professional." The professional instructors often have to explain the ins and outs of a piece of jewelry, the craftsman, the maker, and the story in a gripping manner, but they are very slow~"

The pilot was obviously specially selected by the Heathmore family. She was so direct and undisguised that she knew who she was meant to serve.

Lao Wang coughed: "I studied in the Spring and Autumn Period, and the world is nothing more than the dead bones and painted skin in the tomb."

The female pilot blinked and suddenly felt less nervous: "Ayako must be honored to meet you. She admires thin gold calligraphy very much and also has her own unique insights in oil painting. She and I happen to be very good friends. My friend, would you like to give us a chance?”

"The thin gold body, the one with the eagle?"

"You know so much!"

The middle-aged man was stunned the whole time. He was stunned to see the pilot lead Ayako over like a cat to greet him, and he was stunned to see Lao Wang lead the two away like two little white rabbits. He turned his head to Li Cang in stunned.

"She, he, them, you"

"Hmm?"

"She is from the Heathmore family?"

"Hmm."

"You, you, you are that one"

"Hmm."

***, psycho!

What's the point of this old man taking a woman shopping without clearing the place?

The previous wave died on the beach, and a new generation replaced the old. When Li Cang, who was not good at interpersonal communication, sent away the third wave of people, the topic had already come to Monroe local products.

Cheku Wesker and Shari Starr were a newly married advanced couple. They were tired of shopping and chatted with Li Cang.

"Indochina is very good at raising cattle, but not as good as Brazilians. Only Indian cattle and Brazilian land can give Monroe people the taste they have now. Serious people don't eat Wagyu. A medium-standard or above, half a pound or a pound is enough to end a normal person's fantasy of beef. You will want to vomit if you see beef within a week. Australian beef is even more of a copycat. But speaking of that kind of colonial exile, there is nothing good to offer except kangaroos, so humped cattle are good, especially when roasted. Not only is the beef flavor full, but the gravy from the roasted chunks is also very juicy! I have also eaten yaks from the snowy plateaus of China and yellow cattle and water buffaloes in Sichuan. , very good impression, this kind of thing can be called beef, when did the quality of beef need to be judged by fat! ”

Speaking of eating, Li Cang is still very interested: "So Monroe's specialty is humped cattle?"

"Of course, there is also high-quality tetrasporus white mushroom, oh, you Chinese people should know it better, I see many Chinese faces call it 'leiwozi', I think it is pronounced this way?"

After the translator is set to a single language, communication is still not a problem, not to mention that there is a dedicated multilingual pilot next to him who is also a part-time translator, and even allusions, idioms and slangs can be accurately guided.

"Thunder nest?"

"Yes, yes, that's it. Legend has it that this kind of mushroom is a grassland elf that only appears during thunderstorms. Maybe it's because Monroe's thunderstorms never stop. Anyway, the white mushroom is of excellent quality. I have never eaten such delicious mushrooms before the disaster. French porcini are nothing compared to it. It's simply wonderful!"

"It's really good." Li Cang said happily: "Thunder nests taste best when they are buried in the soil, but it takes experience to dig them up. The ones on the grassland are the best. There will be mixed smells under the fallen leaves. . "

"You actually dug it yourself? China is so rich in land and resources, how lucky it is." Wesker sighed with admiration: "Next time I will definitely ask them to pick out the best rump meat for braised zebu cattle, and add a little zebu fat. I'm looking forward to it. Are there any other amazing ways to eat it in China?"

Li Cang thought seriously: "Hanging chicken soup, pheasant soup, roasting is also a good option, and after roasting, it can be made into a guinea fowl salad that suits your taste."

"So, how about I treat you to a meal?"

"Huh?"