The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

"What? I'm not going!!"

"Princess Cangcang, if you are too smart, your life will be short-lived. I suggest you not to think so hard. Listening to people and understanding one-third of what they say is enough to cope with normal interpersonal interactions!"

"You have a criminal record"

"What weird things are you telling your aunt?"

"Sister Jin, please let me go."

"Ha! She doesn't want to take care of her, and I can't help you all by myself, right? Are you willing to admit it?" Jin Yujing finally revealed her true colors: "It's okay if you don't go! Look what parts of your body can be like mine. If you're here in person, take it down and lend it to me!"

"Don't tell me, it's true."

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A minute later, Jin Yujing looked at a room full of bastard No. 3 with the same female body shape and said, "I don't lack bodyguards. Why did you bring these things here? Do you want me to take them to fight with others?"

"It's not impossible." Li Cang shrank his head to avoid Jin Yujing's slap: "You and my mother will share it later. I have set the initial commands. If you cultivate and cultivate your relationship, it will become easier to use it."

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"They won't die. After they get used to it, they can carry out verbal instructions as long as they are not too complicated. They just listen to you and my mother and don't worry about anything else. Later I will use a dog-leg to hold a few tons of culture fluid. Just let them soak every few days."

"Then you have to go too!" Jin Yujing puffed up her face, really looking like a cute goldfish: "Does this thing have a gender?"

"It seems to be there, but in fact it is not. Aren't I afraid that you and my mother will feel awkward!"

"Cang, have you ever considered developing into adult products?"

Li Cang ran away. He was so fierce that he couldn't control it at all.

Lao Wang stared at Li Cang with a faint gaze as he pushed the door open, and stared at Li Cang with a faint gaze. He ran through several rooms but could not find a place to stop. He stared at Li Cang with a faint gaze and sat down in front of him, staring at Li Cang with a faint gaze. Opened his mouth: "Ha~"

"roll!"

"Okay." Lao Wang naturally changed the subject, "Do you have the feeling that our home has been occupied by monkeys from Wuyi Mountain?"

Li Cang didn't nod or shake his head: "At least, they didn't throw your phone, snatch your bag, eat snacks you couldn't bear to eat, and beat your baby."

"makes sense"

"Alas!"*2

In order to prevent Dalei Zi from completely turning his injury vacation into a girl group team building, Li Cang had no choice but to reluctantly implement Lao Wang's Black Uncle's island vacation plan.

The four of them had a Kun, an extra set of clothes and not a single pendant. Li Laisi's words at the dinner table really scared Suo Zhihui to death. She didn't dare to show up at all, otherwise she was destined to pull someone to join in the trouble. Ob of.

The area of ​​Uncle Hei's floating land is even comparable to that of the current base. The sea area is quite vast, and part of the water area is beyond the sky island. The blue waves are rolling in the void, which is very majestic.

It's a pity that this floating continent itself is a doormat that everyone dislikes. If the 3/7 base hadn't been stationed here to protect it, Uncle Black would have either been wiped out by internal fighting, or he would have been razed by the subordinate group that coveted the sky island.

It's really a mess here. There are English, French, Portuguese, Spanish, Italian, Dutch, and dozens of indigenous languages. We are in a state where there are many language families, but communication basically relies on body language. The daily life of these guys is to fight, and there are various tribes, big and small. There were constant conflicts, either in fights or on the way to fights.

The base had long ago given up on trying to stop the fight, and had a bunch of security personnel speaking various languages ​​to put out fires everywhere. The effect was just that, out of sight, out of mind.

In addition to the vast waters, the entire floating continent plain and the gentle mountains that can grow food crops only account for about 6%. It is said that this 6% is enough for the black uncles to eat and drink, so no one can figure out what they are doing. What are you fighting?

Belief? feud? Ethnicity? Or is it a geopolitical struggle?

In short, no one knows, and no one wants to know. As long as it doesn't make too much trouble, the base really doesn't have the heart to deal with this mess that can't be sorted out. It's already exhausted.

Li Cang came here with the idea of ​​​​fishing, barbecue and seafood dinner. He found a place with beautiful scenery, beach and waves, and threw the deck chairs on the boat.

Lao Wang swore that he would take care of today's meals. If the fishing was not enough for four people, he would jump out of the boat and make a nest.

The young lady was very worried about the unattended island and kept telling them to let them play while she went back to take care of the island first.

"Oh, my sister Xiaoyi, just rest and play for a few days. Are you addicted to being a mother?" Li Laixi pushed Tai Xiaoyi on the boat, "Sister Dao, Brother Qiu, Brother Qiu, and Bones are all here On the island, if anything goes wrong, Li Cang will be notified as soon as possible!”

The young lady was still worried: "Oh, it seems that the windows of the stilted building are not closed and the hams in the drying room are not collected."

"Sit down! Sit down!"

It’s still the two black boys in the seafood market whose enthusiastic body language is very contagious but who refuse to say their names. They can’t drive this kind of “advanced” ship with a diesel engine and a rudder, but they can help contact the ships on the island. We and the crew communicated with Lao Wang through gestures and rowing all the way, heading towards the sea where it is said that we can catch huge sea bass, huge moon fish, and slender small sharks.

"Shark, no, it's not delicious, it's delicious when there is some!" Brother Hei said: "Moon fish, it's great. You can get very big cuttlefish there. Now you can sell big cuttlefish for 40 labor points!" "

Lao Wang's eyes were glowing green, and he was full of endless confidence in his single-digit sea fishing experience in his life, as if the fish was already on the hook: "Hmm, that sounds good, are there any more?"

"There are tuna, yellow croaker fin tuna, and the green water ghost tastes great, stewed with mango and olive oil, very delicious!"

"Green water ghost?"

"Uh, I don't know how to say it in Chinese, that is, green bones, like the body of a sea wolf, very big!"

"Nice!"

After Lao Wang repeatedly and solemnly stated that sea fishing is a completely different kind of romance from island fishing and Kun fishing, and after emptying a box of AK bullets as firecrackers to hold a sea opening ceremony, everyone began to set up the rods and hooks.

There are fishing rods, blocking nets, and crab cages. Everything is fully prepared. Naturally, you don't want to come here in vain. Of course, relying on Lao Wang is definitely a waste of time.

Soon Li Cang regretted it.

This thing is not romantic at all. The wind is surging and the waves are fierce. A small boat is floating alone on the sea. The amplitude of the swaying and ups and downs is so large that it will shake the brains of people in a few minutes. It is completely different from the back of the big Kun Kun on the sky island.

He even got dizzy at the jump point, let alone the boat.

The other three people didn't think so. They looked at Li Cang with disdain as he moved his position to the back of the big Kun Kun, and angrily accused the straight man of not being worthy of any kind of romance in this world.

The waves are real, but forget about the romance.