The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Chapter 915 Obstacles (+1, please vote for the big chapter)

Just like Li Lei said, Rao Qifang's heart seemed to be full of innocence along with her face.

He refused to show up, refused to attend all activities, and even told his subordinates to get out. He would either eat and drink a lot or play crazy with the three little CIAs every day. If it weren't for Big Leizi holding his fist as big as a clay pot, he would solemnly declare that he was magnificent. With such disgust, Rao Qifang might really be able to sneak into Dalei Zi's social circle.

The results of Rao Qifang's retreat eventually caused a sensation in the base, and there were even small-scale discussions on the forum. They were all about obscure topics such as the height of traditional martial arts. However, because the control of the 3/7 base in related aspects was quite effective, It is difficult to come up with real evidence of "rejuvenation", and the last few posts discussing the comparison pictures before and after the revelations also ended in vain because of the base's suggestion that Li Cang purchased "Korean Industry and Beauty", a combination of big and small supplements.

Let’s not mention the sellers’ show for the time being. As for the question of why you were the only one to show off in a buyers’ show, some anonymous publicity department accounts under the instruction of the base interpreted it this way: Even before the disaster, traditional martial arts The effect of self-cultivation, health and physical enhancement is also widely recognized. The same medicine cures the disease in some people, but causes anaphylactic shock in some people, blah blah blah.

The words were very polite, and the underlying meaning also successfully amused the onlookers: Sometimes the gap between people is bigger than that between people and dogs, and you didn’t take a piss to look at yourself, you crawled out of a ditch. Crazy woman, she deserves to be compared with our instructor Rao, hetui~

It has to be said that in this era when it is difficult to delete posts, the base has really managed to overcome the strong with softness and tried its best to do its best.

Rao Qifang was not popular, but Korean beauty industry took advantage of the wind and skyrocketed, and small-scale companies became popular and purple.

The negative impact is not without, but it comes true in a very unique angle - Li Cang consciously found Jin Yujing and asked someone from Jinyu to contact him to purchase a ten-piece set from Han Gong Beauty Industry*n and deliver it to his little aunt's door. It was a good day after delivery. Only by nodding and bowing and repeatedly promising to welcome Chagang could the little aunt's pain of being widowed lasted for nearly a month.

Li Cang exhaled a breath: "ε=(ο｀*)))"

They are all evil!

About the third day, it was the day of the street gang party that Li Leisi and her plastic girlfriends had planned for more than a month and had repeatedly postponed. They used the time extremely accurately to bring Xin Xucan and Wang who had just returned from the empty island. The master was blocked, so it became a continuation of the story of two big enemies and their more than fifty little ancestors.

As for large-displacement heavy-duty machines, Li Cang is not exempt from this, and he is particularly fond of them.

The problem is that even Lao Wang would turn blue and shy away when riding the streets with this group of girls on motorcycles. There are dozens of girls in the group. If they go crazy, Lao Wang will only be teased. We, Comrade Wang, have to fight for Miss Hanako. Protect yourself like jade

What, Hanako is going too?

Keep Lima!

Not only did Hanako go, but the three little ones also followed.

It would be quite spectacular for such a group of Sailor Moons to form a group to sweep the streets. In Li Laisi's original words: "Look at my legs, look at my waist, and look at my face. Why don't you take me out and have a good time?" Yedi, you are seriously wasting resources by going into the woods, you know, otherwise, I would put on a shirt and skirt and wear a strip of silk——"

"Go! Whoever doesn't go is a dog!"

To put it bluntly, Li Cang forced her to adjust a pair of jeans and put them on, barely recovering some losses for herself.

Lao Wang and Li Cang fastened their helmets tightly, and they looked like a pair of 250 followers behind almost 50 motorcycle ladies. Of course, the speedometers of the two of them combined may not even have 250.

There is a microphone in the helmet and real-time intercom, which doesn't stop these two guys from talking nonsense.

Lao Wang's bastard temper was gone. He changed the channel and beeped very quietly: "These girls are so capable. Fortunately, my little lady is gentle, kind, virtuous, and tender. Otherwise, I would just hang around with them for a while." I’ll have a hard time getting on the bed from now on.”

"This lie is true. Didn't you avoid the little lady in the first place? Look, there is no normal soup on the table since you came back. It's either black wolfberry or morel, Cistanche, Cynomorium."

"Shut up, you are so promising. You can handle your dolphin?"

"To be honest, I can do it."

"?"

Lao Wang suddenly raised his middle finger, and the accelerator disappeared.

Such a luxurious platoon of 50 riders, with the current market situation, will attract attention wherever it appears, especially in front of black Internet cafes and bars.

Li Cang's face did not allow him to take off his helmet, and he had completed a closed loop physically and psychologically.

He is sleepwalking when they are playing in a group, he is sleepwalking when they are singing karaoke, he is still sleepwalking when they are playing in Harbin Beer, Lian Laowang has gradually broken down and let himself go, but Li Cang is thinking, how should I report these guys for drunk driving? Does it seem more reasonable?

The answer is yes.

Who the hell came to check on these living ancestors after they were so full? Apart from the fact that Li Cang was untouchable, the rest of them were still untouchable.

Gu Mengxi, the young ancestor of the Academy of Sciences, Qin Zhenzhen, the "loved daughter" of Boss Bei, Zhao Xiaoshuang, a well-known topic writer at the base, and Duan Li, Zhao Yang's niece

There is nothing simple about the surface ingredients here, and it is even more terrifying when you smack it carefully. They are all high-end companions carefully selected by all parties.

Check them?

How unsatisfactory your life is, why would you choose to torture yourself in this way?

The most important thing is that the drunk driving regulations are completely inapplicable. Except for Teacher Cang, who is allergic to alcohol, the slave's physical tolerance to alcohol cannot be converted to the pre-disaster standard. The base has not yet Isn't it because we are able to come up with a relevant charter because we are little supermen per capita?

Besides, look around where there are pure paparazzi and passers-by. If you throw a brick at ten people, at least eight of them will be wearing Mao suits.

Li Cang sighed and drank tons of happy water here, while the whole audience cheered with Miss Ke Mier footing the bill.

There was no clearing, but there was an atmosphere group, lively, and thunderous applause.

Oh, and there’s even solid food like crayfish barbecue that the owner himself takes away.

Don't ask, it's just to celebrate that these fifty or so crazy girls just won a staged union war victory in a certain black Internet cafe. We don't know what it is.

While the demons were dancing wildly, two more good-looking young ladies from a higher altitude appeared next to Li Cang, one on the left and one on the right, dripping with sweat. This was already the fourth batch.

"Brother, why don't you go to the excitement and drink Coke by yourself?"

A series of questions.

Red wine has no bubbles and champagne has no black color.

The two young ladies looked at that face, feeling that they might have been dazzled by the feasting and feasting.

It's our fault, don't blame him

Coke is good, Coke has style, just like him, warm but deep, low-key but not boring, it must be cold and refreshing when tasted, right?

In an instant, Li Cang felt at least five, six or seventy-eight eyes on his back, roving back and forth. He didn't want to cause trouble for these two young ladies. After all, those crazy girls could do anything outrageous, so he politely Sexually releasing a normal smile, he pointed at the monsters and ghosts on the stage who were misbehaving and said: "I'm with them."

The two young ladies were stunned for a moment, blinked with a bit of pity, and snapped their fingers to the boy at the bar: "Brother, find the unopened bottle of wine I saved and give it to my brother."

The other little sister also had a resentful expression. It could be seen that she was trying very hard to control her emotions to avoid touching someone's soft heart and softer things deep inside. She stayed considerately and decently. A business card.

"Brother, there are so many of them, and some of them look crazy. You will suffer a loss. If you think about it, call your sister. We only have Mozi and me."

After saying that, the two young ladies didn't care how exciting the expression on Li Cang's face was, and walked away with a look of disappointment.

The boy at the bar familiarly showed Li Cang the gift of wine: "I'll save you the most expensive bottle of wine without leaving a name. It's inconvenient. I understand. My eyes never forget someone's face. I'll wait for your convenience." When the time comes, just come over and just swipe your face, and there’s no problem in cashing out. It’s just me doing it privately, you and me, but it’s more cost-effective than charging directly from the store. Brother, let me tell you, this is okay, so try not to talk to others. It's fun to make money for a while. Sister Zhou and Sister Mo are only twenty-eight or nine in the waist crematorium. The most important thing is that they don't play favorites. It's just the two of them. The family has a lot of cards but they never cause trouble. They understand. I mean?"

My younger brother also ran away.

Li Cang: "."

I said seven words about timi from beginning to end, just seven words!

Teacher Cang began to doubt life and looked at his outfit from head to toe——

A white shirt with "My mom is so beautiful" printed on it, jeans that fit well and are comfortable, and clean sneakers. When I walked to the transition point, I had already taken off the most valuable and least valuable watch on my body, so I only had one ring on my left wrist. An inconspicuous memorial.

There's something wrong with me! Sister, any questions!

Dressing up in a very natural and refreshing way, why is it that someone has determined their career without even saying a single word?

Or should I pull out the suffocated big wand and let it breathe to help?

After a while, Lao Wang came down from the stage covered in sweat, holding a basin of crayfish: "Eat some? Why are you so stunned here! Miss your ex-girlfriend? I remember you used to love clubbing." ?”

Huh~

There is a whole row of heads behind Lao Wang.

"What ex-girlfriend?"

"Teacher Cang, you are such a thick-eyed person, you actually do such a thing?"

"Nonsense, how could I not know this?!"

"Old Wang, I advise you to tell the truth."

Lao Wang broke out in a cold sweat at that time: "Don't mention it, ladies and gentlemen, I was just bald for a moment. What I was talking about was nonsense!"

Daleizi thought for a while: "Probably not?"

Suo Zhihui said seriously: "No."

"Now! Beat him! Let Mr. Wang know what it means to have trouble come from your mouth!"

"kill!"

Lao Wang is laughing and joking, seemingly full of loopholes, and squealing, but in fact he is full of coquettishness, and the feeling is very harmonious and warm.

Before the disaster happened, these old classmates here had the same attitude towards him. No matter what kind of character Lao Wang was, his family connections were quite good, and both men and women could get along well with each other.

This beating cannot be endured alone. Lao Wang must drag his good brother into the water: "Hey, Teacher Cang, what have you and those two pretty young women been talking about for so long?"

Li Cang: "."

I, the surnamed Wang, call you the second uncle!

A group of crazy ladies had wanted to ask this for a long time, but Da Leizi himself didn't say anything, so they had no choice but to endure it. When they heard that Lao Wang was determined to dig holes and bury people, they immediately started to boo.

Li Cang hemmed and hawed and finally had no choice but to tell what had just happened. Everyone was confused at first, and then almost died laughing.

Li Lace looked Li Cang up and down, holding the business card and looking at it: "Hey, buddy, then tell me what your price is?"

Qiao Jiaojiao is not a pushover: "Brother, put a dozen of the wine we brought in for the two people before, and leave a name by the way. His name is Li Cang, Li of Li Cang, Cang of Li Cang."

Li Cang: "."

Park, haunted house.

I don't know who came up with this bad idea. The regular projects in the amusement park, such as karts, pendulums, and Ferris wheels, are fine, but they just put a bunch of zombies and monsters together to form a haunted house, selling tickets in the front and treating injuries and selling medicine in the back!

What's even more outrageous is that after the project was quickly launched with the green light, it was recognized and even recommended by the base, under the pretext of: facing reality, facing reality, and having positive significance and promoting the development and strength of the base.

It is said that on the first day of the opening of this so-called haunted house, more than 700 people had their arms and legs bitten by zombies, and more than 200 people suffered fractures and injuries of varying degrees due to attacks by alien beasts. Since the park is on an independent empty island, the day boats carrying passengers to the hospital are making a lot of money!

“The park is safe, right? The zombies are disinfected every hour. They have sawed teeth, bone spurs and claws. To ensure the authenticity, they are equipped with simulation components. The alien beasts are also similar. There are also special targeted corpse poison drugs. Different scaring schemes are provided according to the audience, including children's, 18+, adult, and it is said that there will be special models for subordinates in the future.”

“I can already smell the copper smell of the goldfish spirit.” Li Cang twitched his mouth and looked at Li Lasi, “You want to come, didn’t you ask in advance?”

“Oh, it seems to be the case?”

Li Lasi’s face was full of excitement, and she turned around and chatted with a group of women again.

Qiao Jiaojiao said: "Are there any of you who are particularly timid? The realism should be higher, but the ghosts are all zombies. If you think about it carefully, won't you be less scared?"

"Yes, zombies are better than people!"

"They should just chase people foolishly?"

"They are just zombies, so I can do that!"

"Can I not go?"

All kinds of things were said.

After signing a bunch of agreements and clauses, the two staff members repeatedly and solemnly stated that damage to "props" would be compensated, and if the props were deliberately and maliciously damaged, they would face high fines or even be reported to the police.

It can be seen that they have put a lot of thought into the haunted house of the park. It is said that every prop in it... No, the staff must undergo a three-week high-intensity "training" before sending it in, and I don't know what the training is about.

Finally, the staff said that in order to ensure the fun of the haunted house, no more than 12 people in each group can know each other, and how to use body movements to guide trained professional staff to give up conventional harmful behaviors such as biting when facing situations beyond the situation.

Finally, the staff emphasized to the 60 tourists who were about to enter the haunted house: "It is forbidden, absolutely forbidden to insult the props. It is absolutely not allowed to urinate, defecate, spit, and even... What if the next group of tourists have mysophobia? Our cleaning lady will also come to scold them! And there is more!"

There are so many complaints that the 60 tourists were as obedient as babies. They were so embarrassed that they couldn't think of any dirty words.

Qin Zhenzhen was still gossiping in her left eye and mosquito coils in her right eye until she entered, muttering in confusion: "No, no one will really insult the props there?"

"There are all kinds of birds in the forest!" Lao Wang thought seriously and answered: "The zombies are a bit too much, but the servants of fate are still okay."

"Get out!"

"Disgusting!"

"Pervert!"

A group of women threw a bunch of things at him, hitting Lao Wang and making him run away.

"Haha~"

The tourists around who came with them but were unfamiliar with them laughed loudly, and many male compatriots showed expressions of understanding and meaningfulness.

The rules of the game still need to be followed. The thirteen people who came in were Li Cang, Lao Wang, Li Lace, Suo Zhihui, Qin Zhenzhen, Qiao Jiaojiao, Song Qiang, Duan Li, Huazi, the three little ones and Ke Mier.

At first, the staff refused to agree to add one more person, but in the end, Qin Zhenzhen took out her work ID and insisted that she and Suo Zhihui were responsible for protecting the safety of these people and could not be considered tourists.

The park boy probably experienced this operation for the first time, and was a little confused, but he still said very cautiously and professionally: "You can go in, and you can get a receipt, but you can't get a discount, and you can't get a free ticket. You have to find our manager!"

The park boy was crazy.

The entrance to the haunted house is a long corridor, which is a very ordinary undecorated cement corridor with a particularly dim light, but it is getting darker and darker. The whole haunted house is said to be divided into two parts and four scenes, Chinese and Western, covering two-thirds of the entire paradise island, which is surprisingly more than 22 square kilometers. If you are not a subordinate, just hearing this number, you know that it is difficult to walk the whole way, unless you don’t want your legs.

The first scene: "Life Key".

A very typical biochemical disaster scene. Before the disaster, such a large-scale script was basically impossible to appear. If it was small, it would be boring, and if it was large, it would not be able to hire actors. If it is put in now, it is also considered to be timely and unique.

What you see is a small town-style building with a western style. In the evening when the sunset is about to set, under the blessing of the wishing technology, the dome sky can't be more real, and even the wind and sand are hot and empty.

"Wow~" someone exclaimed: "What a thoughtful effort, it's so real!"

"Resident Evil, let me remind you first, everyone, if you want to pass the level and enter the next scene, you must get the so-called key."

"This is my first time in a haunted house. Shouldn't there be hints here?"

"Some are, but for this, it depends on what the designer thinks. Maybe there are none, or maybe we have to go in and find them ourselves."

"This is interesting. If you are told a lot of rules at the door, you will lose half of your interest!"

Some people choose to stay with the big team, and some people act separately. Each has their own way of playing. Li Cang thinks it's pretty good. After all, the goldfish is good at grabbing. Make money.

3 coins per person + 20 coins deposit, tsk!

There are about 20 people left on Li Cang's side. The zombies are not scary, but I don't know how to play.

A group of people walked slowly towards the depths of the town. The three girls who chose to follow them looked very timid and extremely excited. Before they had walked for 5 minutes, one of them blushed and said, "Um. Can you wait for us for a while? I want to go to the bathroom."

Another said, "I'm sorry, I haven't seen zombies very often, and, and I thought it was just like a normal haunted house, where you just need to be scared and scream and find clues to pass. I didn't expect it to be like this. Will there be a zombie tide here?"

A group of people smiled kindly.

"There's a convenience store over there. Let's go over there and see if there are any clues."

"Okay!"

"My friend said that everything in here is real. Of course, it's not recommended to eat the props. The park won't care if you get an upset stomach."

"No wonder the time limit is so long. Three teams of 180 people can enter at the same time, and more people can be released later. I didn't think much of it when I first heard it, but I realized that this place is too big after entering. This town is a complete one-to-one replica!"

"It's really thoughtful. If you can't play all the scenes this time, come back next time!"

"Hey, it's open at night too!"

Lao Wang found a bag of chocolates and ate them one by one. He asked others if they wanted soda water. Everyone was discussing the theme of the game when they heard a scream from the bathroom at the back: "Zombies, zombies, help!"

Two of the little girls ran out pale, and more than 20 people rushed to the bathroom. The girl who didn't come out was covered in blood and was being gnawed on the toilet by a zombie with its intestines exposed.

More than 20 people were stunned.

"Fuck, didn't they say they were all dentures!"

"Help! Help!"

"Help first!"

An old man pulled off the sink and was about to smash it on the back of the zombie's head.

At this time, the little girl with her eyes closed and a painful face twitched her arm, and a glowing key fell from her fingers to the ground, dinging, and bounced again and again.

A screen was projected from the laser-etched multi-faceted key, outlining a map with instructions, and a female and a male voice quickly communicated in English:

"The virus cannot be eliminated, a biochemical disaster is really coming, God is punishing us!"

"Selena, this is not our fault."

"I printed 14 keys. On the surviving researchers, every two keys can be paired together, red and blue. If the army can come, they can enter the laboratory through the key. At the same time, it is also the only way to open the virus reverse chain reactor. Find all the accessories and it may be eliminated."

"Selena, Selena!"

Everyone looked at the little girl who was still breathing, and then looked at the "walking corpse" who was biting hard, speechless, helpless, and a little surprised.

"Good fellow, no wonder you don't allow acquaintances to enter together, so you have to leave space for the NPCs who bring them in."

"Emmm, is there anyone who wants to sign up to be an NPC? I think this is a good opportunity for me to show my acting skills. I wanted to be an actor before."

"So what should we do? Kill this 'walking corpse' in a white coat, or take the opportunity to run away with the key?"

"Of course, take the key and run away. What if it gets angry and attracts other 'walking corpses'? Wouldn't we be wiped out? Don't forget, everyone, we have signed the guarantee letter. We are 'ordinary people' here. They say that it takes at least three months to prepare for advanced gameplay."

"Look at how hard it works. It's not going to raise its head before it's full, right?"

Zombie: "Yeah!"

Everyone: "Fuck!"

What's even worse is Li Cang.

Think about it carefully, how many people in the base don't know Li Cangli and Lace Lao Wang? The three of them put together this image and that, even if you haven't eaten pork, you have seen pigs run, right? You can't not know any of them, right?

In other words, among the twenty or so people in front of us now, there are not only NPCs from the park waiting for the plot, but also people who were found by the base without anyone noticing. Maybe they can even do some linkage behind the scenes...

This game is much more exciting than the haunted house itself.