The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

A severe beating that took out his heart and lungs.

"Goose goose itchy. How can you bite the old lady and twist you!"

Shaking her rustling hairpin, Li Cang fiddled with the lower half of her lace hair, which was simply tied up with a piece of red silk because she had not finished it. Her green silk hair was like a waterfall, and her face was as beautiful as jade: "As an old father, a good brother, a male mother, etc. An exclusive tool person with multiple attributes and identities, I suddenly feel that there is a good reason for me to ask my girlfriend to temporarily become a mute bride at the right time. "

"You@#￥%"

A card fluttered lightly on Li Laisi's seductive red lips, and the curses she had not yet uttered vanished into nothing, turning into dissipated light.

Li Laisi's eyes suddenly widened: "Baa? Baa! Meow? Huh?"

"Although it's not very polite, but I want to remind you." Li Cang smiled strangely and took out a thick card from his pocket, waved it in front of Li Laisi, and put it on the bedside table: "One card every 15 minutes, save money. If used properly, these will last until next year.”

【Silence of the Lambs】

Prop card, purple

Purpose: Silence the designated target for 15 minutes after use. This effect cannot be dispelled in any way. The subject will only be able to utter simple syllables such as "meow", "meow", "woof", "um", "um", "ah" and "oh". Any more systematic language is unavailable.

Note: This card is not a set card set and does not provide supporting props such as bells and collars.

Li Cang has already seen the outstanding effect of this thing. He can even take down the words typed on the prayer chat interface. It is very easy to use. It belongs to the series "It's a pity that I have an open mouth" and is a must-have sex toy for men/girlfriends to enhance their relationship when traveling at home. .

Li Laisi rolled her eyes, symbolically punched him twice and then there was no movement. The gentle rubbing brought a familiar numbness that swept through her whole body. The warmth of Li Cang's palms made those eyes like the shining sun slowly fade away. Hazy, blurred into a crescent moon-like arc.

"Huh~huh?"

Li Lei opened her eyes again in confusion, only to see Li Cang, who had suddenly pulled away, looking at her condescendingly. There was nothing playful or teasing in his eyes. With Li Lei's powerful dark vision, she could even see her in his eyes. Seeing his own portrait, his eyes were moist and jade-like.

Li Leisi lacked the most basic resistance to the calmness and gentleness of this clear soup. Tiny goose bumps spread from the bottom of her neck to deeper parts, and her nose quivered as she let out a single voice of shame and confusion——

"snort?"

Soon, Li Leisi realized that she had overestimated the shit in front of her. All the appreciation and seriousness in this world had a price.

Li Cang helped Li Laixi lean against the bedside, took out the bag of golden melon seeds, shook it, threw it into the turbulent curve of the front of the placket, and pressed the piece of fabric thoughtfully.

"This is called safety."

"snort!"

"Open your legs."

"."

"Give me your hand."

"."

Feeling her hands being held back on her legs, Li Leisi finally realized what he was going to do. She suddenly raised her head, her eyes as murderous as a ferocious dragon blade: "Hmm?? Hmmmm?!"

"I'm warning you, don't try to cheat, I'm paid, and I want to watch an exciting show!"

Li Cang's smile at this moment seemed to Li Leisi. Compared with him, a real devil could only be described as gentle, courteous and thrifty.

"Uh! Uh-huh!"

"no."

Poor Li Laisi's face was as red as fire and as red as blood, and she was full of shame: "Meow meow, hissing oh oh?"

"Hush, I'm willing to admit defeat. There are no fathers and daughters in the casino."

Li Laisi turned her face away in humiliation, as if accepting her fate, and then heard Li Cang make the devil's voice again: "Comrade Little Dolphin, are you waiting for love when you stay still?"

It’s okay if you don’t want this love.

In just a few minutes, The Silence of the Lambs finished school early, and the endless drafts eventually turned into the hoarse soul cry of Li Laisi.

"abnormal!!!"

Li Cang stood far away from the bedside, holding up his mobile phone and adjusting the aperture carefully: "Lady, you don't want to be photographed in Silence of the Lambs again, do you?"

"No um. No"

"What?"

The crazy emotions of shame and hatred made Li Laisi's forehead break down with a thin layer of sweat, which wetted a few strands of her hair. She reluctantly hummed a few words through her teeth: "No cell phone! I... I... hum... give it to you." Look. Okay?”

"That won't work. I have to treasure it and read it several times. Changing the subject is useless. Continue, don't be lazy."

"Li Cang. You are a dog!"

Sometimes, history books will always cover up the little people who stick their lips and make tongues, but Li Cang feels that there is a reason for doing so. Some things really need to be whitewashed by the Spring and Autumn Period brushwork, whether it's good for you or me.

Furthermore, keeping the exciting programs to yourself may not be a kind of romantic ho~?

"Skirt, skirt, blocking."

"You are fooling around. Hmm~"

As the saying goes: gritting one's teeth and enduring, the jade hairpin hits the pillow.

A night of fish and dragon dance.

morning.

Someone was fiddling with his cell phone with a face full of satisfaction. The originally handsome face looked so hideous and terrifying to Li Laixi, and JIO rolled him under the bed out of anger.

"If you stay in this world, you will only make rice more expensive!"

Li Cang rested his head on the tiger skin carpet and grabbed someone's ankle happily: "Tsk, your legs are really longer than my life, please let me look more carefully."

Not just her legs, Li Leisi held her belly with guilt and alertness, and her whole body shrank back.

"Thank you for the invitation, but we will not accept you. The house is full of distinguished guests, so we will thank you behind closed doors!"

"Is this the one who practices martial arts?"

"Go away!" Li Leisi scolded: "Who made you act like crazy last night! Where did you damn ghost come from with all those weird and perverted requests!"

"What can I ask for? I have a little dolphin that can fight and withstand unparalleled mowing. I can just ask for nothing, okay?"

Li Lai Si really had nothing to do with him. Seeing this guy shamelessly crawling onto the bed again, she jumped up, wrapped herself in a quilt and rushed to the bathroom: "I will do it next time, I have something serious to do!"

"What's the matter? Why didn't I know?"

From the other side of the door came the indistinct voices of the electric toothbrush and Li Laisi: "You know six cakes! Are you stupid? If I don't catch something today and wait until they come back and see the hourglass master, will I still be alive?" We need to strike first!”

"."

Oh, woman, despite her eight hundred thoughts, she is still thinking about this.

After a while, Li Lesi poked half of her face out of the door, spraying foam from her mouth: "I almost forgot, Rao Qifang asked me to tell you that San Xiaozhi School will hold a parent-teacher meeting soon, and you have to attend."

"What? They went to school??"

"You are sleepwalking. You don't even know this. They have been taking cultural classes all the time!"

"Ah this."

"Stop talking nonsense and wash up quickly. What time is it?"

"Hey, hey, this is too much. Who is saying that we have to come here all night long? How can I be the only one responsible for this kind of thing?"

Snap.

A slipper drew precise curves and stuck to Li Cang's face as if it were equipped with a navigation system.