"Hello everyone, I am Zhang Jifeng!"
Wengcao Village, which was originally quiet and leisurely, suddenly became lively today.
A filming team carrying long guns and short cannons drove into this remote mountain village.
"I am Peng Yuchang"
"The annoying old farmer Huang is talking about me."
"Then I am He Laoyu."
The two resident souls of Mushroom House, facing the camera with warm smiles on their faces, started with some fun.
"This season, we have come to the mysterious Xiangxi, and we don’t know if we will meet the legendary corpse exorcist?"
"Yin people take advantage of it, strangers avoid it!"
A gloomy voice sounded, startling everyone. When they turned around, they realized that it was the first flying guest.
"Bai Lu, you are going to die!"
"Ah ha ha ha ha……"
A magical smile sounded behind everyone
"Sister Mi, don’t be afraid. If there is a corpse exterminator, I will catch a little zombie for you and raise it."
"Don't speak"
"If I don’t speak, I already have Sister Zhou. I don’t want to be the mute bride No. 2."
Well, the guests in the first issue are Boss Yang Miyang, who has a very recognizable little milk voice and a big omen, and Boss Bai Lubai, who has a magical laugh.
"Bai Lu, I can’t say this enough."
There is a hint of feminine and sissy in her voice when she opens her mouth. If you take a closer look, you can see that she is holding an orchid finger. Who else could it be if she is not the most annoying BIGBIG Zhang Taitai in the hosting world?
This big cake-faced, pig-headed person. The appearance immediately aroused crazy complaints from the audience in the live broadcast room.
/It’s still possible to watch with Boss Yang and Bai Luzi. Who the hell invited the annoying Jing Zhang Da Da?/
/You just want to disgust the audience, right?/
/Sent, sent! /
Director Wang Zhengyu looked at the barrage full of complaints and smiled with satisfaction. He invited Zhang Fanyi over just so that he could get stabbed.
For a program, having no topic is the most fatal thing.
As long as there is a topic or controversy, the data in the background will keep rising.
Looking at the number of people active online at the same time in the live broadcast room and the constantly refreshing ratings on Douban, Wang Zhengyu knew that his decision was right.
"We also have a guest, Maizi, who will arrive later."
Zhao Jinmai, who was driving here in the car, looked confused. Has my vest been exposed? Does n't the new production mode no longer need a sense of mystery?
Next to him, the village guide had a crying face. : You can't say enough. We do have corpse exterminators here, but he didn't dare to say it for fear of scaring these teachers. The village chief said that they are all respectable people.
The camera turned and began to take pictures of the surroundings. Mountains, terraced fields, bamboo forests and streams.
Irregular old blue-tiled houses full of ethnic style are scattered among the mountains, and the old moss
-covered waterwheels are constantly rotating. Everything seems so peaceful and peaceful.
……
/Wucao, what the hell is this?/
/Is this old man Ni Ma still a human being?/
/I actually saw the real-life version of Kame Sennin?/
/Daddy was scared to death. /
The camera slowly rotated, and suddenly, an old man appeared next to everyone, which shocked the program team.
Is this old man still a human being?!
His upper body was naked and he was carrying two buckets that were bigger than those in Shaolin Temple.
Especially the muscles that are as solid as a rock and a copper wall, just like a lean polar bear, a predator with gnarled muscles but a terrifyingly lean body!
"Village chief, have you come down from the mountain?" Zhu Zhu hurriedly stepped forward to say hello,"These are the teachers you asked me to receive."
"Um"
/Hold the grass, is this the village chief?/
/Is this almost two meters? /
Bai Lu patted his chest with his little hand, looking frightened:"Village Chief, if you scare someone, you will scare them to death!"
"Haha, old man, I just want to remind you teachers that you don’t want to go to the back mountain over there.
Yang Mi raised his eyebrows:"Why?""
The old man thought for a moment and decided not to let these people disturb the immortal's practice.
"There is a wooden house halfway up the mountain called the"Pangshengtang", and a thatched cottage next to it called"Bu Bu Lu". Above it is the"Wuwang Slope" where ghosts are everywhere and people should not go near it. After that is the boundary between life and death!"
"……"
"!"
The live broadcast room exploded instantly!
/Gods, mud, horses and ghosts, are there still the boundary between life and death?/
/Is this old man funny? /
However, before anyone in the program team could question it, the next second, Bai Lu saw a terrifying scene that she would never forget!
"Ghost——Ah (QAQ)!!"
The camera moved up, and a scene that scared millions of viewers to tears appeared.
A lolita wearing a Qing Dynasty official uniform with a Maoshan talisman on her head was hanging on the vines of a huge tree by the roadside, looking down from a high position without even blinking. Look at her in a blink of an eye!
In the shadow where the sun is not shining, a lolita wearing Qing Dynasty official uniform is hanging on a knotted vine. This scene is so creepy!
"Huh——, Lord Qiqi?!"
The village chief panicked instantly. He no longer had the majestic and cruel aura he had before. He dropped the bucket and hurriedly ran downstairs, looking up.
"Hello, my name is Qiqi, and I am a zombie."
Everyone:"!"
Hold the grass, QAQ, said incredible things with a plain face……
………………
New book sets sail, looking for data.
Nowadays, there is no limit to new books. If you like it, a flower, a review, and a comment are all the motivation for the veteran to keep writing.
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