The short-haired young man named Su Bai is just an ordinary Genshin Impact player.
Originally he only liked relaxing card placement mobile games, but when he was browsing Bilibili, he was unexpectedly attracted by the story of Qiqi.
Then...it wasn't until he reached full level that he reached seventy-seven.
: QAQ:
At the moment when he reached Qiqi, his 'God's Eye' finally awakened, and by the way, he was transported to a parallel world.
『"The Eye of Punishment of the God of Creation"
Well, this eye has some disadvantages!
One of them is that the characters in Genshin Impact can be embodied in the real world, but there are only three opportunities, and each manifestation will cause some subtle changes in the real world.
He decisively manifested Qiqi!
Then, along with the seven and seven, slimes of various colors appeared all over the mountains and plains.
That's right, it's the kind that's round and soft.
This was the ghost the old village chief was referring to. He had never watched anime and didn’t know that they were actually fantasy creatures. He only knew that these soft jelly were very cruel.
The second time he appeared, it was Hu Tao who wanted to dominate the country in the funeral industry.
Well, with her appearance, the boundary between life and death was born.
Because of this, Su Bai was 'trapped' on this mountain, because he didn't know if the slimes all over the mountain would capture the entire village after he left.
There is also the boundary between life and death, which ordinary people would not like to cross!
So Su Bai made his home on this mountain.
After staying for a year, the financial situation is already quite tight. Just like Hutao said, she can't even afford coconut milk for Qiqi.
He thought of countless ways.
But the mountain is different from others. The network alone is a big problem.
The network cable cannot be pulled up, the wireless signal on the mountain is basically zero, and the base station coverage signal is not good. Even if it works, Su Bai's money can't afford that traffic.
I wanted to make money by live streaming slime, but I was told it was fake and said it was animation synthesis!
……Why!
Life is not easy, Slime sighed.
As for the third embodied spot, forget it! Su Bai was very worried that the birth of the third one would bring an unprecedented impact to the world, so it has been useless.
In addition, after Qiqi and Hutao were realized, there were some small changes.
The most obvious thing is the replacement of 'memory', connecting with the present world and forgetting everything in the continent of Teyvat.
There have also been some minor changes to its own abilities.
In addition, they can still fly, but... they no longer have the wings they had in the Teyvat continent.
But the basic core remains unchanged.
For example, Hu Tao's will to promote the funeral business and her quirky and creative personality have also been retained.
Another example is that Qiqi's memory is still very poor, and her desire to go to the mountains to collect herbs and her 'fear' of walnuts are engraved in her bones.
Looking at the furrowed Hu Tao, Su Bai also blamed himself. The strong-tempered Hu Tao also wanted to speed up the expansion of the business of Shengshengtang in order to alleviate the financial crisis.
Why!
Buzz, the phone is ringing!
"village head? Hey... what are you talking about, Qiqi is hanging on the big tree at the foot of the mountain?"
"Okay, I get it"
"Go and bring her back now. Thanks, village chief."
"walnut"
"heard it. Daqiuqiu, go ahead."
Hu Tao was also a little shocked. Qiqi actually hung himself on the tree!
Behind him, the smiling little ghost who was lying comfortably on the bamboo chair immediately stood up and flew out with a 'ouch'.
Well, this is it. One of the changed abilities
…………
……
At the foot of the mountain, after learning that it was not a prank by the program team, Zhang Fanju had already turned his firepower to the old village chief.
"I said the village chief"
"Aren’t you too unkind?"
"Hang a doll to scare us?"
"Do you know who we are? Can you afford to pay for the fright?"
Pinching the orchid finger, he looked feminine and pretentious.
Although Zhang Kuang is usually very annoying, this time everyone supported him, including the audience in the live broadcast room.
/That’s it, this time I stand with Zhang Fanyi!/
/Damn it, this village is so weird/
/It is absolutely true that unruly people come out of poverty-stricken mountains and rivers!/
/Whoever hung up the doll should be hit by a car when he goes out. /
Everyone in the program team was also very angry.
The good old Huang Lei also had a sullen look on his face.
He mentioned the corpse exorcist before, but he didn't really want to meet the corpse exorcist.
It’s already 2022, so you have to believe in science!
Everyone stared at the old village chief, hoping to get a satisfactory apology.
Unfortunately, the village chief ignored them at all.
Just when the program team was about to condemn and scold, Bai Lu took a breath of air again and pointed at the white dumplings that were flying quickly in the air in the distance, trembling.
His eyes turned white and he fainted
"Hey, Bailu?!"
"Are you okay, Bai Lu,...hiss!
Yang Mi and others were shocked. But when they saw the smiling white dumpling flying over with a long tail, they all gasped.
Me! Grass! Mud! What kind of ghost is this ?
"Lord Daqiuqiu."
After seeing the 'ghost', the old village chief and Zhu Zhu quickly bowed respectfully.
The ghost quickly flew around Qiqi in a circle, wrapped it with its long tail, and then opened its mouth and spit out a stream of flames.
After burning down the tree vines, he dragged Qiqi and flew towards the back mountainside.
"My name is Qiqi, village chief. Goodbye!"
Everyone from the program team:Σ(@△@|||)
Millions of viewers in the live broadcast room:(⊙_⊙)
What is this mud horse? ghost? ghost?
…………
……
A burst of true energy entered, and Qiqi's stiff body finally relaxed.
"What? Qiqi, you said that a group of people came down from the mountain carrying long guns and short cannons. Is this the case? Oh, there are also people named Teacher Huang and Teacher He……"
Wengcao Village?
Teacher Huang?
Could it be that"Longing for the Mushroom House" is here?
Su Bai suddenly rolled his eyes, rubbed Qiqi's little hat, and then looked at Hu Tao and smiled.
"I have a way to make money."
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