The new Uzumaki Naruto
Chapter 33
The Nine-Tails in the inner space looked down on Naruto, saying that he was taking advantage of someone for free and used the phrase twice.
After Naruto and Ino left the Konoha Hospital, they started dating. However, although it was a date, it was actually just Ino who dragged Naruto to Ichiraku Ramen.
While waiting for the meal, Naruto asked Ino curiously,"Shouldn't a date be about watching movies together, playing together, shopping together, etc.?"
"Humph... After eating ramen, it's not impossible for me to accompany you!" Ino showed a sly look, looking like a little devil. Naruto rolled his eyes smartly, without saying a word. After waiting for Ichiraku Ramen to arrive, he said:"Are you serious? Ino, don't you like Sasuke? Why are you dating me!"
Although he was still doubting, Naruto had a certain answer in his heart. He knew that Ino didn't really want to date him, and there must be other purposes.
Ino forced a smile and asked:"Of course there are many reasons, Naruto, how come you suddenly became so powerful, you and Kakashi Jonin learned a lot of ninjutsu!"
""That's about right, Ino, what do you like? You see, you know I like Ichiraku Ramen. Ino, what else do you like besides Sasuke?" Naruto now completely understood that Ino didn't want to date him.
""Me, what do I like?" Ino pointed at herself, thought for a moment, gave Naruto a playful wink, and moved slightly closer,"Guess, Naruto, guess, what I like?"
Naruto ate Ichiraku Ramen leisurely, and said with a smile:"Makeup, flowers, friends, partners... Ino, you did it for Sasuke or for your partner Shikamaru. In a month, Shikamaru and I will be rivals. Ino, you went on a date with me because of Shikamaru!"
"You, how did you know? ?!" Ino asked in surprise.
Naruto's face did not change much, and he said:"I guessed it, but, Ino, even if I tell you my ability, Shikamaru still can't win in a month. When the strength is not at the same level, no matter how hard you think, it will be useless!"
After Naruto finished eating Ichiraku Ramen, he stood up and waved to Ino,"Thank you for your treat, Ino, goodbye, don't forget to tell Shikamaru this for me, I will not lose to him in the Chunin Exam in a month!"
After that, he left directly, leaving Ino alone, looking at Naruto's back in a daze
"I'm not being stubborn or hate dating you.……"Ino felt misunderstood and grumbled in dissatisfaction.
Suddenly, Ino looked at the empty bowl and became furious again,"No, ahhhh... Damn Naruto, I didn't ask anything, damn, you took advantage of me again!"……"
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Naruto felt very happy after having a free meal with Ino. He patted his stomach and wandered around Konoha Village, paying special attention to bathhouses and hot springs.
Suddenly, when passing by a hot spring street, Naruto saw a peeping guy. The peeping guy had white hair, carried a huge scroll, and held something like a telescope, and smiled obscenely.
"It's him, the lecherous immortal……"Naruto was about to do something, but suddenly, his eyes became calm.
"Yes, the third generation grandfather……"Naruto took a deep breath and exhaled slowly, thinking to himself,"Yes, if nothing changes, the third generation grandfather will die.……"
Thinking of this possibility, Naruto's original intention to do justice changed, and he whispered:"Wow, this uncle, you are actually doing such an exciting thing……"
Jiraiya turned his head slightly, and when he saw Naruto, he was startled,"What? It's a little ghost, go away, go away, this is the world of adults, not for children to see."……"
""Tsk, what do you know, you white-haired lecherous old man? Compared to being naked, of course the best is to wear something covered with cloth, with a hazy beauty!" Naruto slowly approached and peeked along, saying with disdain. Jiraiya's face turned very ugly, feeling that he was looked down upon. When he was about to do something, Naruto suddenly said in surprise:"Wow, this figure, this appearance, perfect marks, this big sister is so beautiful!"
""What? There, there!" Jiraiya came over quickly.
Naruto smiled slightly, pointed to the location with one hand, and patted Jiraiya's shoulder with the other hand inconspicuously, and said,"Of course it's there!"
Jiraiya's face changed drastically, and he disappeared from Naruto's sight in a flash, leaving behind a pile of clothes and the scroll on his back. He was sent away naked by Naruto's Flying Thunder God Technique.
Naruto clapped his hands, took the clothes and scroll left by Jiraiya, stood up and smiled,"Fortunately, the third-generation grandfather told me before that the third-generation grandfather asked me to leave a Flying Thunder God mark outside the window of the Hokage's office. I'm sorry, you lecherous sage. If you had helped, the third-generation grandfather might not have died and could have retired normally and lived out his life."
After taking Jiraiya's things and the scroll, Naruto ran towards the Hokage Building.
At this time in the Hokage Building, in the Hokage's office at the top, Sarutobi Hiruzen was smoking a pipe and correcting documents. Suddenly, he heard a noise outside the window, and Sarutobi Hiruzen hurriedly stopped what he was doing. Jiraiya was hanging naked at the window with half of his body exposed outside the window. When he saw Sarutobi Hiruzen, the two stared at each other.
The pipe in Sarutobi Hiruzen's mouth fell on the table. He came to his senses and pointed at Jiraiya,"You, you, you... Jiraiya, you're back... No, what's wrong with you?……"
"Old man, do you have any clothes?" Jiraiya had tears in his eyes. He returned to the village secretly, hiding it from Sarutobi Hiruzen. Unexpectedly, as expected, plans can never keep up with changes.
"What extra clothes do I have here? You met Naruto, didn't you?"Sarutobi Hiruzen roughly understood the situation, as well as Naruto's special Flying Thunder God Technique. First Orochimaru, and now Jiraiya were also hit. Fortunately, he had foresight and told Naruto in advance, so that Naruto didn't put the Flying Thunder God mark in the septic tank.
"I wonder if Tsunade will be tricked too!" Sarutobi Hiruzen thought suspiciously.
Sarutobi Hiruzen came back to his senses, looked at Jiraiya, and said:"Where are you going to crawl and let passers-by see your butt?"
Jiraiya felt like he could crawl into a crack in the ground at this moment. After he came in dejectedly, he suddenly heard a violent knock on the door, which scared Jiraiya so much that he quickly used the transformation technique to turn into a toad.
""Grandpa Sandai, I just ran into Jiraiya among the three ninjas. Is he a bad guy like Orochimaru? I saw him peeping into the female bathhouse before, and I used the Flying Thunder God Technique to send him to you when he wasn't paying attention. Grandpa Sandai, did you subdue that lecherous old man?" Naruto
's voice sounded outside the door. Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at the toad beside him with an even weirder look in his eyes. Jiraiya has been like this for many years, and he hasn't changed at all.
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