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"Puff——" Hearing the words 'the mastermind'.

Gui Naifen couldn't help laughing out loud.

"They said not to get too close to Seno, now it's all over."

[Isn't it funny? ]

[I think it's funny now]

[My sense of humor has been adjusted]

Gui Naifen also said, "I would never laugh at such a cold joke before."

"I would only think it was Shen Jin, but now when I hear it, Seno's sentence 'Isn't it funny' automatically plays in my mind, and then I can't help it..."

[I feel the same way]

[Me too! ]

[Will there be a day when the people of Xumi forget the job of the Great Discipline Officer and only remember a card player who loves to tell cold jokes...]

[It's already happened now]

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For the most perfect performance, Zosimos can only resort to this last resort.

Go and ask Idia first, then ask Yingmei.

Now that it's said so, Yingmei is naturally happy to help.

That is to say, Zosimos and Yingmei are not familiar with each other.

If they were acquaintances and friends, there would be no need to beat around the bush.

As long as you treat each other with sincerity, Yingmei will definitely help you.

This is the most enthusiastic adventurer in Teyvat.

The worry on Zosimos's face turned into joy.

"Thank you so much, then I will go and notify the others now. When you are ready, we will start the performance immediately!"

Yingmei entered the first map, and soon everyone came.

The performance officially began.

The narration sounded.

'A long time ago, there was a great thief who lived in a country without light. People suffered from darkness...'

[Underground Kingdom of Kanria, right? ]

[? ! Another one who has read the Teyvat script? 】

[Can the editor be so clever?]

[MHY's unique hint]

Zoshimos: "Wait, Mr. Kaeya, you have to face the microphone directly, otherwise the sound will be biased..."

[hhhh Teacher Sun Ye said, what kind of play within a play?]

Kaeya adjusted his position and began to get into the role.

"The world calls me the short-sword thief, but they don't know my righteous deeds of robbing the rich and helping the poor."

"Alas, in this dark place, those guys who act in the dark are becoming more and more unscrupulous, and those who have to grope forward are becoming more and more miserable."

Narrator: 'Just when the thief was distressed, something suddenly happened in the world. A meteor streaked across the sky...'

Ying heard the keyword 'meteor' and immediately stepped on the meteor mechanism in the pre-made picture.

[This is a lovely performance]

[Too humorous, we can only look at the pre-made picture, right, lazy dog ​​Mihayu]

[No, the player controls the character to control the meteor, isn't this hint obvious enough? 】

【The arrival of the twins】

The off-field effect is significant.

The thief also saw the light, "Great, although it was only a moment, the light also illuminated the world..."

"If I can find that light, I can illuminate the darkness, and then everyone will no longer suffer from the darkness."

Narrator: 'The thief immediately followed the trajectory of the meteor, and the star kept moving forward... kept moving forward...'

Yingmei didn't expect that there was a complex mechanism inside.

Fortunately, she reacted quickly, otherwise the star would have stayed in the air.

The thief chased and chased, and chased to a dangerous desert.

There are many terrifying legends in the desert in front of us.

And where the meteor fell, the landforms changed and the rocks were rugged.

The road ahead is dangerous.

Fortunately, the thief has made up his mind.

"-Since we have already chased here, there is no reason to retreat."

The thief went through hardships and walked into the depths of the desert.

But what appeared in the desert was not a meteor, but a girl in white.

The thief was a little suspicious. He had come here following the trail of Luo Xin, so why didn't he find the light?

"Girl over there, do you know where the dazzling light went?"

[Is this Idia's guest appearance? ]

[She's not playing the princess, is she?]

The girl said, "The one who came from afar, the light you are pursuing is just the fire in the bottle. But now the sparks have died, and the light has gone away."

[Pass the fire? ()]

The thief was puzzled, what is the fire in the bottle?

So, the girl told the thief the origin of the bottle...

The plot is getting better and better, Mu Yang sent a message to Ying Mei, asking her to change the scene.

The narrator continued to tell the story.

The girl originally lived in a kingdom above the waterfall.

Until the dynasty collapsed and the regime changed, she and her people fled in all directions.

The dense forest on the lost path was filled with thick fog, and there were even thick thorns trying to block it.

Mu Yang's voice came into Ying Mei's mind again.

"There is a mechanism under the thorns, just press it lightly."

Ying Mei did as she was told, and the girl crossed the first obstacle.

Unfortunately,In front of her was a jungle full of thorns.

"If I can find a lamp, I can cross the forest, and then I can... survive..."

The thought of 'surviving' supported the girl.

Although her arms and soles were covered with fine scars, she endured the pain and moved forward slowly.

The land of dusk was dangerous, but fortunately he had made up his mind.

"--Since we have come here, there is no reason to retreat." Yes, yes.

Yingmei pressed the mechanism according to Mu Yang's voice transmission prompt.

After going through untold hardships, the girl finally approached her destination.

But at this moment, a huge thorn suddenly stood in front of her.

A heavy feeling of despair surged into the girl's heart.

She prayed to all things in the world, "If someone can help me here, I am willing to give everything in return."

The girl's wish was finally heard.

Yingmei frantically searched for the board, but found that there was no mechanism.

The director outside the field was also anxious.

When he checked the last piece, the actors came over.

This is the mentality of relying on luck...

[If nothing unexpected happens, something unexpected will happen at this time]

[It's the last piece, look, buddy]

[I gave you a chance, but you didn't use it! ]

Mu Yang originally planned to draw his sword, but Klee's bomb had already been thrown out.

"Klee, come to help! Honor Knight sister caught it!"

The narrator coughed twice, "Ahem... The girl's sincere wish was heard, and the passing bouncing bomb opened a path for her..."

[All can be blown up! ]

[Bounce bomb! Cool! ]

[So it was solved in this way? ]

[It seems to be an off-site perspective, don't look at this first, the picture is formed]

The girl was very grateful, "Thank you, bouncing bomb!"

[Fuck, I didn't laugh just now, I just can't hold it back here]

[Too abstract "Thank you, bouncing bomb"]

[This activity is so interesting hahaha]

[Happy]

With the help of the bouncing bomb, the girl was able to go deep into the jungle.

However, there is no so-called bright light there.

There is only a fiery red witch waiting...

The narrator suddenly began to explain the setting.

"In fact, in the original script, it was this fiery red witch who burned the thorns."

Paimon stamped his feet, "Say this at the end!"

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The plan is 10,000 words. Someone is visiting. If I don't make up tonight, I will make up tomorrow.