The Pacifist Necromancer of Hogwarts

After Madam Pomfrey drove the yelling Pansy out, Roger finally fell asleep under the influence of the medicine, his brow still furrowed, partly because of pain and partly because of worry.

Anthony had assured him that Tracey wouldn't be expelled—just kidding, Malfoy hadn't been expelled—but Roger was still worried about his sister. Antony had to stuff a chocolate frog into his mouth (Madame Pomfrey believed chocolate would not weaken the potion and checked the shelf life, so the frog survived) to stop him from chattering.

Let the professors worry about this. Anthony said, Even Mr. Filch can't decide whether a student will be expelled. Your job is to take good care of yourself. As far as I know, Principal Dumbledore has never expelled a student. .”

Roger chewed the chocolate and said vaguely: But the Parkinson family is a pure-blood family.

Anthony said, And this is Hogwarts.

…

Despite saying this, Anthony still went to the principal's office immediately after coming out of the school hospital. Standing on the spiral staircase, he was surprised to find that the door of the principal's office was ajar, and faint voices could be heard from inside - Dumbledore was receiving other visitors.

Of course, this is a good idea. Dumbledore's voice floated out from the crack of the door happily, Although it may be a little overestimating, I hope people will welcome me... at least don't throw it at my head. Rotten Tomatoes, they’re probably more noticeable on white hair than on red hair…”

Anthony knocked on the door.

Come in, Henry, Dumbledore said, as if he already knew who was standing at the door.

Anthony opened the door and went in. In addition to the buzzing instruments and the bright-eyed phoenix standing on the perch, there was also a boy with messy hair standing at the other end of Dumbledore's table, looking at him with confusion and surprise. A tattered wizard's hat sat on a shelf behind the desk, just behind Dumbledore. Anthony wondered how he had never noticed it.

What news have you brought me, Henry? said Dumbledore, observing Anthony's expression. Well, not news that you would like. I suppose so, but - He raised a hand in gesture. Anthony don't say it now, —let's take things one by one. Do you have any suggestions for opening a call for expressions of interest for our courses, Henry?

What is the call for expressions of interest? Anthony asked.

Course open call for expressions of interest. Dumbledore repeated patiently. It was the first thing I mentioned in the morning - a little selfishly, I must admit. But it obviously didn't work. Professor Anthony didn't even Know what I'm talking about. His last words were to Harry. Harry laughed.

There is a notice on our bulletin board asking if we would like to offer another course at Hogwarts. Harry explained to Anthony, 'Non-Human Languages ​​Course' or something similar, I can't remember. .”

Anthony said, And you're going to teach Parseltongue, Professor Potter?

No, no, it's me. Dumbledore said, smiling kindly at Anthony's surprised eyebrows, Mermaid Language. Considering that we live on the edge of the Black Lake, I think this subject has certain application value. .”

Anthony asked in surprise: Is there a mermaid in the Black Lake? He had never seen it during his walk.

Yes, said Dumbledore, but I have to warn you, Henry, they may not be what you think.

Anthony swore Dumbledore had a sly smile in his eyes as he spoke. Professor McGonagall must have betrayed Anthony to him, telling him the unicorn story.

What do you think, Henry? Dumbledore asked. What do you think of the future of this course?

Anthony shrugged: I don't know...well, will it be added to the O.W.Ls exam?

Good question. I don't think so - it will be difficult for them to find an examiner who is proficient in mermaid language. I know those guys who can speak mermaid language, and they usually are too lazy to deal with this kind of errand. Dumbledore mused. Said, But you have a point. Rather than treating it as a course, let's turn it into a club. I have an old friend who's really good at starting clubs, and maybe he'll be willing to help out a little...

Anthony said: There are no exams, but Dumbledore teaches in person - from this point of view, I suggest you find a larger classroom, Professor.

Harry nodded in agreement: Big, big, big classroom.

Oh, don't worry about that. Dumbledore said easily, Are there any other concerns you can think of?

…

After Harry left, Anthony suddenly remembered something: Does this mean you will be in school a lot, sir?

If you call being present for at least one or two hours a week regular, then I guess so, Henry, said Dumbledore, but that means I'm in school regularly now.

Anthony said with a bit of complaint: Not when I was looking for you.

At Hogwarts, those who ask for help will always receive it. Dumbledore said meaningfully. I think you will find that I am always there when you really need me.

Anthony shook his head, not wanting to dwell too much on this topic: Sir, I came to you because Slytherin... He sighed, Another accident happened in Slytherin.

Dumbledore's expression turned serious.

It's not as serious as Malfoy and Longbottom. Anthony said, It's not exactly the same nature, and it's from within Slytherin House. Miss Davis poured a bottle of tuber ichor on Miss Parkinson's face. on your neck and on your neck, as—I don’t know—threat and deterrence, or retaliation?”

How did you deal with it, Henry? Dumbledore asked calmly.

Anthony said: I sent Miss Parkinson to Madam Pomfrey - her injuries should be of no concern. Roger Davis apologized to Parkinson for his sister's behavior, and Parkinson also Apologizing to Roger for her custom-made Slytherin flag.”

Dumbledore's expression did not relax. In fact, behind his crescent-shaped glasses, his gentle blue eyes looked even more concerned.

So, how can I help in this matter? Dumbledore asked.

Parkinson said he had written home, and Mr. Davis looked very concerned about the news, even though I took the liberty to assure him that Miss Davis would not be expelled, Anthony said. I just thought maybe you should Know about this sooner rather than later.”

Dumbledore nodded and said: Of course, thank you very much for telling me, Henry. I will be prepared. By the way, Miss Davis will indeed not be expelled, not when I am the principal. He said to Anthony assured, I have always believed that no child should ever be given up, let alone a student like Miss Davis.

Anthony said: 'Any' is a very absolute word...I'm not trying to disprove you, sir, but I can imagine you're going to get a lot of pushback.

Probably more than you can imagine, Henry, Dumbledore said quietly, but people soon discovered that I was a difficult old madman to deal with.

…

Besides this matter, is there anything else you want to tell me? Dumbledore smiled, Since you complain that I'm often not at school when you need me?

Anthony thought for a while: There is actually one more thing I want to know about this matter.

What is it, Henry? Dumbledore asked encouragingly.

I don't know if it's the bias of having students from only three houses, or if it's just the fact that Slytherin is a little bit... out of place? Anthony said, trying to find the right words. I I mean, I know they are very active in the various competitions held by the school - including things like the Quidditch Cup and the House Cup - but they don't seem to have much non-confrontational communication with other houses?

Dumbledore said: I'm afraid this is not your illusion, Henry. This is related to some issues in the history of magic. He looked at Anthony who was hesitant to speak, and asked proactively, Do you have any suggestions?

Anthony said hesitantly, Well... Or maybe start by not having someone as dean who doesn't have a lot of non-confrontational conversations with other people?

Faced with the new professor's (who was hired through illegal connections) questioning about personnel matters, Dumbledore seemed extremely happy.

I understand what you mean, Henry, he said cheerfully, and, I must say, your criticism of Severus is very valid. But the appointment of a Headmaster is not that simple, even for a Headmaster. …Especially in a house like Slytherin. Power shouldn’t be arbitrary – did you know Hogwarts has a Board of Trustees?”

I don't know, Anthony admitted.

In addition to the fact that the Head of House has always been a graduate of this house, if I were to appoint, say, Minerva, assuming she somehow became a Slytherin graduate, as Head of Slytherin, Henry , you will learn from the Daily Prophet tomorrow that the Board of Directors has dismissed the Headmaster of Hogwarts and announced that - let us assume, Severus, has become the new Headmaster.

But you are a difficult old madman to deal with. Anthony smiled.

Dumbledore said, Oh, yes. Don't remind me of that, Henry, don't tempt me.

Fox moved his wings and called softly.

…

After coming out of the principal's office, it was already time for dinner. Anthony deliberately waited outside the castle for a while, but no owl that hated skeleton cats fell on him and brought him Professor Quirrell's reply. He looked at the Forbidden Forest blowing by the breeze, the leaves forming waves as soft as the sparkling waves in the black lake, and determined to find Quirrell to find out.

If he hadn't heard about the conflict between Quirrell and Snape at the dinner table, he would have been almost certain that Quirrell had sneaked into Hogwarts to become a professor with evil intentions.

Severus looked very bad. Professor Sprout told him. It was said that Quirinus fainted in class, and Severus proposed that he should teach instead. But Quirinus soon woke up. Nurse returned to the classroom and coincidentally met Severus deducting points, so Quirinus said he didn't think Mr. Potter... Hearing that Harry was also present during this lesson, Anthony felt that Snape was deducting points. It can't be called a coincidence, ... there were so many mistakes in his answers that I gained points for Gryffindor.

Professor Boubaji said in disbelief: What, did he really do that?

I know, said Professor Sprout, getting himself some mashed potatoes, but that's what all the students say. They all praise Quirinas and think he's at least a fair professor. She was a little confused. He added amusingly, Just listening to the compliments from the Gryffindor students, you would have thought they were talking about Minerva or Albus.

It's not easy. Professor Boubaji said, adding, But unlike this year, when he was the Muggle Studies professor, the students didn't seem to have any complaints against him. When I took over, I changed the teaching materials, and there were still many people Objection.”

Professor Sprout sighed: Poor guy, if he wasn't frightened by vampires, he should be able to do well. I still remember when he was in Ravenclaw, how diligent he was then. A studious, silent and steady student... He later became a professor as well. He was much more nervous than the two of you when he joined the job... She smiled at Professor Anthony and Bubaji, But he still completed the job very well.

Professor Bubbaji raised his eyebrows and neatly cut off a small piece of steak on the plate: Pomona, I talked to you about Muggle Studies textbook issues and O.W.Ls pass rate, right? You know why I Came here, right?

I mean, he was very serious about doing well in his class, Professor Sprout explained. This tolerant professor greatly appreciates a good and correct attitude, and is willing to tolerate some flaws that need improvement.

Professor Boubaji agreed, Well, I guess he at least likes Hogwarts.

Anthony was not sure for a moment whether he had misunderstood Professor Quirrell. He had been at Hogwarts and had been Professor of Muggle Studies for a long time - longer than Anthony - without ever harming a unicorn. If - even if - Quirrell did hurt the unicorn this time and made a mistake that Anthony couldn't understand, does he have any hidden secrets?

Deep down in his heart, Anthony heard a small, malicious voice saying slyly: Because of your cat. Your cat scratched him, and he was hurt too badly...if he hadn't been injured With such a serious injury, do you think he is willing to bear the curse of the unicorn? And you actually want to question him righteously? If it weren't for your own selfishness, you would first keep dangerous and illegal black magic pets in in school……