The Pacifist Necromancer of Hogwarts

The Weasley twins recently made their most successful business of the semester: the twins sold a piece of news to their father, Arthur Weasley.

Mr. Weasley's pen pal is taking the students to the Muggle world. Even better, one of them is a drive to the zoo.

Mr. Weasley, who was interested in riding and driving cars, had to pay his sons more pocket money to find out the details. He was originally unwilling to spend the money, but Professor Anthony refused to tell him more details, so he had to threaten them not to let Molly know, while sending a letter with coins to Hogwarts. Letters from home.

The Weasley twins put the money to good use. In addition to all kinds of prank ingredients, they also spent a lot of money to buy a dusty lottery machine from Zuko's Joke Shop. They found that this magical gadget would be made dizzy by the confusion spell and spit out the required number obediently.

Fred tried to get the 1 to 100 lottery machine to roll out 0401. After pondering for a while, the lottery machine gave him 100 and 4.

Why not 10 and 40? George asked, also hitting the shaker.

The lottery machine spit out the ball with 41 written on it. It was quiet for a while, made an ominous buzzing sound, and emitted some strange black smoke. Fred quickly and placatingly asked it to give them a number 78.

I think he got a little confused, Fred said, catching the little red-and-white ball. Sorry, man. We really wanted to be the lucky zoo visitor.

George also said: Sorry, Professor. Drawing lots may not be the fairest method.

Fred imitated Anthony's tone and said, The Confusion Curse is probably one of the most important spells that wizards who like to get close to Muggles need to master.

We should be rewarded for practicing diligently. George nodded.

Together they omitted Anthony's disapproving comments about the trick.

…

When Anthony walked into the classroom holding a large cardboard box, he was surprised to find that everyone turned to look at the Weasley brothers.

What's wrong? he asked.

Angelina asked, What do you have, Professor?

Anthony lowered his head and looked at the box with a hole on the top: Oh, didn't I inform you before that the lottery will be drawn today. Weasley?

Fred, who rarely raised his hand to speak, tried hard: Professor, I thought we would draw lots with something more interesting?

Like a shaker? George added.

Instead of a packing box? Fred said, pointing to the words Modular Bookshelf (5 feet x 2 feet x 12 inches) on the corner of the carton.

Ah, there's no need. Anthony said, There are only a dozen of you in total. Although you have all signed up, it is still very simple to write a note with your names.

Fred sat down under the meaningful eyes of his classmates and rubbed his forehead vigorously, as if he could ignite some good ideas through friction.

Anthony felt that the atmosphere in the classroom was a bit strange, and added: The class next door is very lucky, and the people drawn are all their own. Let's see how lucky you are.

George whispered, I guess we're out of luck.

It seems so, said Fred.

Angelina suggested: You can try giving the professor a confusion spell.

Anthony shook the box ceremonially and said amidst the clatter of cardboard boxes, I heard it, Miss Johnson.

…

Guess what, I thought about how Trelawney analyzed our dream just now. Fred whispered to George, The knife means that things will backfire, and eating the fried pork chop means that others will be implicated.

Then how do you explain my 'darkness lurking around me'? George asked, Who is it, Wood?

With their bad luck and the darkness lurking around them, the Weasley brothers were both defeated and put into the big team heading to the pet shop.

Angelina was successfully selected and sat back triumphantly, glancing at Weasley who was trying to take advantage. The other name drawn belonged to a fourth-year Ravenclaw student.

Anthony wrote down the names. At this time, the Weasley brothers were already asking Angelina to remember more driving details.

“Don’t worry about elephants and giraffes,” they said. “Just show us what it’s like to go into gear, okay?”

…

About a week later, Anthony heard that the Weasley brothers were selling answers to their Divination homework to their classmates. They seem to have a magical machine that can randomly spit out some strange combinations as the dreams of their classmates.

The confused machine attempts to construct dreams that include swinging on a wardrobe swing, racing Professor Dumbledore in the Forbidden Forest, and having fleas in its hair claiming to be descended from vampire bats. The answers include breaking a leg. Will hit a tree and be beheaded.

Professor Trelawney was very satisfied with the students' honest records and effective analyses, saying that they had more talent in seeing the future than Minerva.

Professor McGonagall drank tea and said politely to Anthony: I'm very happy that Sybil thinks so highly of them. Now I think it's really possible that the Weasley brothers may have passed the Divination class.

…

It was also during this week that Anthony attended his first Apparition class.

When he asked about the notice, Professor Sprout did not hesitate to add him to the list of registered students in his college and reported it to the Ministry of Magic. The teacher from the Ministry of Magic who came to teach the Apparition experience was obviously very uncomfortable and refused to look at him during the entire process.

The teacher named Wicket Cross was as pale as Professor Quirrell, and his body seemed to be even thinner than Professor Quirrell.

Anthony heard students discussing whether he, too, felt like there was a vampire chasing him all the time.

The students stared at Anthony with great curiosity, watching him learn to spin in circles while Tycros spun gracefully, and then, like all the students, nothing happened.

Stop looking around, Sampac! Professor Sprout shouted to a student who almost had his eyes glued to Anthony.

When Stan Sampac was learning to spin, in order to see Anthony, he shook his head like a ballet, and the hat he threw out almost hit the four deans standing nearby.

For the third time, Tycross emphasized the importance of the three D's (goal, determination, and calmness) and suggested that they practice apparation on their own against the wooden circle in front of them. Anthony couldn't help but raise his hand.

What's the matter, Professor Anthony? Tycross asked calmly, looking at him for the first time.

Anthony said, I'm sorry, I don't have a wooden circle.

Tycross said calmly: Yes, adult wizards like you usually don't need auxiliary targets. Please choose a location at will.

Anthony gave him a searching look, then stretched out his arms and spun around.

He imagined himself in the corner of the auditorium, next to the stone pillar, with a broken brick over there... and then he felt an uncomfortable squeezing feeling...

When he opened his eyes, he looked around and found that he was still where he was, but everyone was staring at him. No one spoke.

What's wrong? Anthony asked doubtfully.

Then he found himself separated. Most of his body went to the corner of the auditorium as expected, but his head remained in the same place.

Oh my gosh, I'm sorry, Anthony said apologetically, I guess I look scary right now.

Excellent. Professor McGonagall said, walking up quickly and putting his head back on, I've never seen such a separation method.

Me neither, Tycross added quietly.

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