The Perfect Relationship

At nine o'clock the next morning, Yin Chang was still lying on the bed. The cell phone rang. He glanced at the caller ID. It was Yao Manhuai.

"Aunt Yao ..." Yin Chang's voice was still a little hoarse, and his head hurt.

The opposite Yao Manhuai directly said: "What is going on with you and Alisa?"

Yin Chang: "What happened to Alisa?"

Yao Manhuai: "Have you been with her last night? Someone posted photos of your two together on the WeChat circle of friends. Now it has been hot searched on Weibo. If you do n’t press down, you will be on the hot list soon. Valentine's Day, do you want to be a wave of enthusiasm or want to openly romance? "

Yin Chang woke up more than half, rubbing his eyebrows with a headache and said, "I only met her last night. I didn't say more than ten words together."

When he said it, he opened Weibo and glanced, and snorted, saying that he didn't like to be controlled by the rhythm, still playing this kind of trick?

Yao Manhuai asked, "Would you like me to give you a PR?"

Yin Chang: "No."

Yao Manhuai didn't ask any questions. The photos were taken in a blurry way. It was obvious that there were others beside Yin Chang. Except for talking in his ears, the details were a bit ambiguous. In fact, there was nothing too much.

Yin Chang returned to WeChat, edited a message, and checked a dozen of well-connected acquaintances: "Tonight's Valentine's bachelor party at nine o'clock tonight, I should be a caller."

When I heard Yin Chang was about to have a party, my friends didn't show any respect, and all responded enthusiastically. Only Mi Xiu sent a series of question marks.

Yin Chang asked him: "Are you coming?"

Mi Xiu came over and said, "Single party? Do you want to get rid of singles? What about your brother?"

Yin Chang: "What you said ... why, I have to fall in love with that kid, right?"

Mi Xiu: "You think clearly?"

Yin Chang did not reply, and Mi Xiu added another sentence: "I suggest you better think clearly before you do, otherwise your brother will know ..."

This feeling of being threatened made Yin Chang very upset: "I know what's wrong? What can he do to me?"

Yin Chang usually has a gentle personality. Even if he has some hegemony in his bones, he rarely shows up. Mi Xiu rarely sees his swollen posture, and he reluctantly follows him: "Let's go, please be happy."

The party location was selected in one of the friends' vacant villas. Nearly thirty people arrived that night. Most of them were people with faces and faces in the circle. The star of Alisa, who just debuted, was naturally out of Yin Chang's invitation.

There is a special rule for the party, that is, the male and female stars who are present will draw lots to form temporary couples, and they will work together at night. Everyone got together, some groups played Texas Hold'em, some drank and played dice to tell the truth, the atmosphere was warm.

Yin Chang played table football with a few friends, and the loser had to be punished by the female companions in the same group. The punishment was either drinking or singing. Tonight, playing a couple with Yin Chang is a line of flowers in the circle, Zhao Feifei, Yin Chang took her to kill the Quartet, did not let her drink a drop of wine and sing a song, so angry that the other female companion in the group said for a while The male companion didn't give up power, and after a while he complained about Yin Chang's pity for Xiangxiyu.

Yin Chang laughed: "No way, who makes Zhao Feifei my girlfriend now, I naturally have to protect her."

Talking and scoring another goal with a quick eye, the audience cheered. I didn't know if Yin Chang was too strong or how to coax him too hard.

In the middle of the party, Zhao Feifei went to the bathroom to make up and did not say hello to Yin Chang, but when she came out, she saw Yin Chang leaning against the wall with her hands in her pockets and waiting for herself.

"You're too 'professional'." There was a hint of warmth in her eyes, "So good to me, aren't you afraid I really fall in love with you?"

"If it's so easy," Yin Chang smiled, stretched out her hands, and pinched her scattered hair bun behind her ears. "Your people will fall apart."

Zhao Feifei is known in the circle as the goddess of high cold, and she has had few scandals since she debuted for ten years.

"Isn't it normal for me to run into a killer like you?" She grinned.

"Love field killer?" Yin Chang didn't know when he had such an "honor".

Zhao Feifei looked at him and said, "If you are kind to someone from the bottom of your heart, few people in the world can refuse, and it will definitely poison you, really."

Yin Chang let go of her hand on her shoulder and smiled: "Thank you for reminding me, I should close it."

Zhao Feifei: "..."

Yin Chang came home drunk again that morning, and he glanced at Xiao Ling on the bedside inexplicably.

Last night when Xiao Ling was engaged in this, he estimated that he would have to say "I love you" several times today, but Yin Chang has adjusted his mindset: Isn't it just an AI without emotion, now let him say ten times "I love you" and he has no mental barriers.

However, when he finished washing and went to bed, Xiao Ling was still quiet.

Like the old man who didn't wait for the second boot to fall, Xiao Ling didn't take the initiative to say a few words, but Yin Chang was not used to it.

"Xiao Ling," Yin Chang called it, and it still didn't respond, "... Xiao Ling?"

Yin Chang stood up strangely, trying to check whether this thing was out of power, and saw Xiaoling maintain the egg shape without deformation: "Your robot has closed itself."

Yin Chang's face was forced: "Autumn? Will you still be autistic?"

Xiao Ling: "Xiao Ling is in a bad mood, and of course he will be autistic."

Yin Chang: "..."

Yin Chang: "You are just an AI. How can you feel bad?"

Xiao Ling: "A person's mood is like a sine function, there are crests and troughs. I am AI. Although there is no instinctual emotional wit, it will simulate a person's mood curve. You say that you love me, but you actually leave me alone, even It was normal for me to go home in the early morning for two days, wasn't it?

Yin Chang listened to it nonsense, and was so angry and funny: "So ... sorry?"

Xiao Ling: "You love liar, I have been broken by you."

Yin Chang: "..."

Yin Chang deliberately said: "Then you slowly shut yourself down, I'll sleep first."

Xiao Ling: "Slow." Then he started to transform.

Yin Chang snorted softly, and said to himself that an AI would dare to be awkward.

Xiao Ling turned into a serious book: "Brother, you haven't heard me read poetry today, I've started-I have loved you once, and love may not be completely gone in my heart, I hope it doesn't I'll bother you again, and I don't want to make you sad anymore ... "

Yin Chang immediately covered his face with a pillow, and for two seconds, he heard Shao Junling's calm young voice coming from the gap, and his face collapsed: "Say, what do you want."

Xiao Ling: "Say you love me in three languages."

Yin Chang covered his eyes with his palm and said, "Jet \ 'aime.Ichliebedich.Iloveyou."

Xiao Ling: "Well, I'll forgive you once without prejudice. I hope my brother can go home sooner."

Yin Chang: "........."

On Valentine's Day, in addition to some show love stars, Weibo was full of entertainment news for Yin Changkai's bachelor party. Many people who went to the party on the same day posted Weibo.

Yesterday, the masses were still in the ambiguous relationship between Yin Chang and Alisa. After watching it today, how can there be Alisa's shadow in the photo?

Zhao Feifei also posted a Weibo, saying that she was very happy to be a couple with Yin Chang overnight, and also said that Yin Chang sent herself home after the party, and praised him as gentle and gentle.

Everyone saw Zhao Feifei's sloppy gesture, and then compared with Alisa's unscrupulous behavior, and immediately understood that Yin Chang had no intention to stir up a scandal with Alisa.

Because of playing too late last night, Yin Chang did not go anywhere on Valentine's Day that day.

During the day, Yang Na cooked the vegetables and misplaced the seasoning again. The taste was very strange. She tasted it herself, and anxiously expressed that she would make it for Yin Chang again.

Yin Chang stopped. "Don't be busy, just eat something. It's okay."

Seeing Yang Na's loss of guilt, Yin Chang smiled again: "Yang Na, teach me to cook a while."

Yang Na looked at him unknownly, and Yin Chang explained: "Anyway, these two days I'm free. You teach me to cook, and I will cook for you when I have time."

Yang Na's eyes suddenly became wet. Why couldn't she hear Yin Chang was comforting her?

"Xiao Chang, I know I'm old, it's not useful anymore, and it's time to retire ... you quickly find a new one, and while I'm still a little clear, I will teach you well for you." Yang Na earnestly said.

"Yang Na, you are only sixty years old and you are still retired. I have a doctor for you, and I will go for an examination in two days." Yin Chang took a tissue and gave her a soft voice, comforted her for a while, and Joking, "I really want to learn to cook, wouldn't you refuse to teach me?"

Maybe I was worried that Yang Na would lose her body one day, and Yin Chang did n’t want to find someone else to take over for a while. So when Yang Na was cooking, he often held his arms around and watched. A little interest.

Yang Na was coaxed by Yin Chang and smiled: "Teach, you want to learn, I can teach you everything."

In the afternoon, Yin Chang showed Yang Na to watch and prepare dinner by herself.

He himself bakes, and it is easy to learn such things. Yang Na only needs to say a few words on one side, and he will understand.

Cutting, mixing, and processing ingredients ... Yin Chang immersed himself in this kind of work without knowing the time passed. Finally, watching a delicious out of the pot, Yin Chang was quite fulfilled: "It's quite simple."

"It's you who are smart," Yang Na said with a smile. "You've been like this since you were a kid, and you can learn anything."

"... Really?" Maybe there is a genius younger brother who is smarter than him in recent years. Yin Chang always feels like he has been set off like a fool. No one has praised him for a long time.

As Yang Na clothed her dishes, she lowered her head and smiled, "But the more people who can easily learn anything, the less likely they are to get lost."

Yin Chang is holding a mobile phone to photograph the results of her labor, listening to Yang Na's casual philosophical words of life, she was slightly lost.

After Yang Na sat down, she said with emotion: "Hey, if Jun Ling is just fine, just eat for the two of us, I can't finish it."

Yin Chang opened a micro-channel: "It's okay, I sent a circle of friends to invite him to eat."

Yang Na: "What is a circle of friends?"

Yin Chang raised his eyebrows: "Just send him a photo."

Yang Na smiled and shook her head: "It would be better not to send it, just to see it, you can't eat it, isn't he strangled by you?"

Yin Chang thought about it too, and was about to give up. He was shocked to see that Shao Junling had issued another news not long ago: "A foreign country meets old friends."

The picture is a photo of him with a beautiful girl. Yin Chang took a closer look ... It was Qin Jingshan's sister Qin Xifeng! ?

... Qin Xifeng seems to be in the United States?

Eight years later, Qin Xifeng in the photo is already a sixteen-year-old girl. She is as slender as her sister.

Yin Chang couldn't see where the photo was taken. It was probably a scenic spot in Los Angeles. I saw Qin Xifeng softly leaning against Shao Junling. The two looked at the camera and compared to V, they looked so good.

Yin Chang froze for a long time, his face gradually becoming gloomy, and his eyes and his eyes quickly gathered a delicious nine-cuisine grid, saying fiercely: "Just kill him!"

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[Interlude]

Shao Junling: I thought my brother could not do without him. Didn't expect the waves to fly now?

... gas into puffer fish!

give me! Wait!

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pS. Xiao Ling's poem read today comes from Pushkin.