The Point Guard is Here

...Breaking news, in Houston this evening, two rumored girlfriends of the famous basketball player Jack Fan fought in the lobby of a high-end hotel. Jennifer Aniston and Kate Winslet fought each other. Please see the detailed report below...

Breaking news, Jennifer Aniston and Kate Winslet had a big fight, the two sides tore apart, staged the first full-armed act of jealousy in Hollywood history...

America's Sweethearts vs. Princess of the Fiction Movie...Why are you in rags?

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When Fan Xi and Madonna comforted the two female stars and sent them to New York and Los Angeles respectively, the news was already all over the world.

This is the most breaking news, far more eye-catching than a certain male celebrity urinating on the street while drunk, or a certain female celebrity running naked in the back garden...

“…Have to say, Jennifer has an unexpected charm in a bunny suit. She’s actually sexy, if she wants to.”

Fan Xi returned to the hotel in a state of desperation, and Time Warner had already held a symposium on this incident. Invite a few observers from the entertainment industry and Magic Johnson decently.

I have to admire the efficiency of Los Angeles.

But I completely disagree with Jennifer's claim that Kate Winslet is just an unknown little actor in this dispute, and she is not worthy of competing with her for Little Jack.

A film producer said professionally: First of all, love does not distinguish between high and low. Secondly, on this year's list of the world's 50 most beautiful people, Kate ranks in the top ten, and Jennifer doesn't even make it into this big list.

Also, don't underestimate these actresses in literary films. Once they find a film that allows them to enter the public eye, their acting skills will conquer commercial film directors and become world-renowned superstars.

Above all, never forget that movie stars are always a class above soap opera stars.

The filmmaker comes with a strong chain of showbiz scorn. People who do movies don’t like TV dramas, TV dramas, people who do TV dramas don’t like TV shows... and then music people are interspersed.

Of course Jennifer is qualified to say this to Kate Winslet. She is now one of the most expensive actresses in the United States. Don't talk to me about movie actors. I can guarantee that as long as Jennifer wants to act in a movie, there will be big All production companies are lining up to work with her.

and,

Never forget. Jack was even a high school student when he and Jennifer were together. They are first love.

Experts on TV dramas are no exception.

The public says that the public is right, and the woman says that the woman is right.

The 6-minute quarrel video was taken out and played frame by frame to analyze the battle situation.

Some boxing programs will comment on the skills of the two female stars. They ridicule Jennifer’s inherent professionalism from the cross behind her. They also said that Kate Winslet’s left hand punch is very impactful. Of course, the comments are more on the quality of each other’s clothes... And a calm personality that is restrained even when both parties are so angry.

Neither of them scratched the other's face with sharp nails.

The hostesses of the TV station all shouted: Very martial arts.

Magic Johnson seemed a little awkward sitting in this program. He didn't quite understand whether he came here as the object of criticism among NBA players, or to criticize Fan Xie.

After all, his current body is caused by messing with men and women.

He had to say some gibberish questions.

Frankly speaking, in this dispute, Jack didn't do a good job of defending. If he was a defensive player, he would have been able to block the flower decoration at the elevator entrance thrown by Jennifer Aniston this time...but he didn't do it Arrived, the defensive awareness is not good enough.”

Also this time, he didn't even jump up to complete the block, allowing two women to complete a weird high five on top of his head...

The magician knew he was talking nonsense, the host knew he was talking nonsense, and he knew the host knew he was talking nonsense, but he kept talking nonsense.

Because TV viewers like to watch bullshit.

This incident brought a happy night to North American audiences. In this era without Internet, Fan Xi and his two girlfriends let North American audiences taste the joy of eating melons online.

Fan Xi was very unhappy.

When he turned on the TV, his expression was numb.

It all sucks.

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Before the start of the fifth game, Fan Xi was in an absolute vortex storm.

He has become the most watched star in the world, even more popular than the upcoming Olympic Games.

Of course, no one criticized him for messing around with men and women... After all, this thing is in the United States and is not restricted.

People even envy him. The famous talk show actor bluntly stated in his live broadcast: Jack has done what all men in the world want to do. If there are two such beautiful female stars who are jealous of me and have a big fight, I will definitely faint with joy.

Fan Xi didn't want to be the person envied by men all over the world.

When he was very young, he was educated: eat meat must be eaten secretly. Don't smack your mouth when you eat something good, it's easy to get beaten.

But now, it is difficult for Fan Xi to keep a low profile.

When Fan Xi went to the home court to prepare for the game, he habitually read several basketball newspapers.

He was judged.

Although public opinion has no requirements for Fan Xi.

But the basketball media pretended to criticize Fan Xi for his lack of professional ethics. Why did such a thing happen at such a critical time? Do you want to learn from Magic Johnson?

Of course the magician was shot while lying down, but he was not wronged.

The articles of the trial were sour and full of guns and sticks, talking about Fila's terms.

These basketball critics in the United States have more or less discriminatory eyes.

They accept that non-American players do well, and even encourage them when they aren't.

But when a non-American player achieves a high position and gets better honors and rewards than an American player, they will jump out sourly, and even cause trouble aggressively.

Now, most of the media is defending Jordan.

Thinking that only Jordan is worthy of such a contract, Fan Xi is simply insulting basketball!

You see, this is American arrogance.

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When the teammates saw Fan Xi, they came up to say hello with strange smiles. They all joked about what happened to Fan Xi yesterday, and they were also very concerned about the next thing.

So, what happened after the three of you got into the elevator? Mario Elie asked meanly.

Dell Curry answered: Of course it is pajamas! Jack's energy, only I know! !

This sentence sounds strange.

But now Dell Curry, who is occupying the dove's nest, really has a deep understanding, and the deep shadow of his brand has made his wife begin to suspect that Curry is not a normal man.

No way, Fan Xi raised the standard too high.

His ability, which was above the average level, is also in sharp contrast, and it seems fragile and sluggish, and it won't last long.

Barkley leaned forward: Jack, the magician's grandson is right, your defense does have problems. If I were you, I would pull both of them into the penalty area for singles, and use my back!

This made everyone laugh.

Obviously, Time Warner's program had a high ratings, and many players watched it... There is also a historical pattern. After all, during the finals now, these players will not go out to fool around. They stay at home and watch TV besides watching TV.

Jack.

When everyone was laughing, the glider came up, and he put his hands on Fan Xi's shoulders: Any post-up singles are nonsense. I think it would be great if Jack had my jumping ability. A ball in two baskets ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha”

When the glider said this, everyone laughed.

However, Fan Xi's body jerked violently. He felt a warm current invade his body, as if he was getting an electric shock.

Then I heard a system prompt: Received a gift from a non-medal player, the jumping talent has been upgraded from A level to A+ level, and the talent exchange rate has dropped from 86% to 69%.

unexpected surprise.

Fan Xi never dreamed of...

A blessing in disguise!

No, it can also be said to be blessed by blessings.

The previous jumping talent still came from Monty Williams, and now the glider is so generous, it directly improves a level.

This also illustrates a problem.

That is, the jumping talent of the glider is at least S level.

Because as a non-medal player, he can give Fan Xie an A+ talent.

So... what level should Jordan's jumping talent be?

Fan Xi secretly speculated in his heart and became more and more frightened.

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Ah! !

Michael sneezes on the team bus.

The Bulls are elated, and since last night's incident came to light, the mood of the entire team has brightened.

Even Phil Jackson concluded that Fanhee would definitely not play well in this game.

A Fila backstab, a backyard on fire.

The public opinion is so targeted, can an 18-year-old kid handle it?

The Zen master never thinks so, no matter how mature people are, they will also have mood swings. What's more, the Rockets' Olajuwon has already been plastered, and the Rockets have no chance at all.

Jordan is also cheerful.

Although Pippen's back injury is serious, he can still play at least if he has enough perseverance.

Earlier today, Jackson even discussed with Jordan, simply throwing Pippen into the inactive list in the fifth game and letting him go to the hospital for treatment. In this case, it is a sure win.

However, for the sake of being conservative, Jordan still did not agree. He still wants the team doctor to bring the needle to the arena. What if Pippen is needed?

The Bulls have no way out.

They have to go home after losing a game, and every step is like walking on thin ice on the tip of a knife.

Jackson thought Jordan was too cautious despite being so powerful.

However, be careful sailing for thousands of years.

He agreed with Jordan.

Jordan sat in the car.

He was thinking about what Fan Xi was thinking at this time, if he was in such a complicated public opinion environment, would he panic...

At this moment, Jordan regarded Fan Xi as an opponent at eye level.

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Rudy Tomjanovich found a psychiatrist, and he treated Fanhee during his lunch break.

But half an hour later, the psychiatrist broke out of the room.

He actually talked to me about philosophy, about whether a perfect ax appeared first in this world, or whether there has never been an ax...and whether God is on the other side or on this side.

The psychiatrist Tom told Tomjanovich that he had no choice but to give up treatment.

Rudy Tomjanovich patted him on the shoulder to reassure him, then asked him, What's Jack's answer?

He said that he is a god, and everyone is a god. He said that the basketball in his hand is the most perfect axe... He is simply rebellious, he is blaspheming the gods... The devout believer said fearfully.

Tomjanovich showed a satisfied smile after hearing this answer, and then sent this Tom out of the arena, and said to him before parting: Or, you should also find a psychiatrist for treatment.

Hehe, this is the old man's 'bad belly'.

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Uncle Fan Le was very worried about the impact of this incident on Fan Xi. He knew that Fan Xi was an emotional person.

Moreover, he said to Madonna: The palm is also meat, and the back of the palm is also meat. There is no choice between them.

Jack is a very emotional man. I am worried that the current public opinion is too crazy and it will cause him a nervous breakdown.

Uncle Fan Le was worried about his nephew, and at the same time observed Madonna's expression.

After all, the situation of the two uncles and nephews is not much different. Fan Le is crossing the river by feeling the stones.

He wanted to see Madonna's attitude.

Madonna frowned. She thought about it for a long time, and said, Based on what I have experienced in the entertainment industry for many years, if I want to make one thing disappear, it is best to create another super hot thing.

Um?

When Fan Le heard it, he thought it was a joke.

He asked: Then how to create a super hot thing now?

When he said this, he was already thinking about Heimei. If Heimei and Madonna got into a fight, wouldn't it be like besieging Wei and saving Zhao? Moreover, it can also take advantage of the situation to solve my troubles.

To do the fake show for real is to truly enjoy the blessings of all people.

Fan Le thought happily, Fan Xi is indeed a good nephew.

But Fan Le is also a real dog.

However, a word from Madonna dispelled all his illusions.

Actually, there is a very hot thing right now. Madonna said.

Fan Le was even more excited when he heard it, and quickly asked, What's the matter?

We are married with a son!! Madonna said word by word.

ah? What! !

Fan Le panicked.

This... this... this... is it a bit early? Fan Le was somewhat afraid of marriage.

But Madonna took his previous words and said: Didn't you say that Jack's mood fluctuates a lot and he is easy to go to extremes? We are saving people now, do you understand saving people? Fan! Jack is your only relative, you have the heart to let He... woo woo woo

Speaking, talking Madonna cried.

She is acting.

Fan Le also knows that she has some acting skills.

But now, he can't get off a tiger.

Originally he wanted to be a general.

Now he is turned against the general.

well!

He sighed and said, For Jack.

okay!

When Madonna heard this, she sat up in shock from dying, clapped her hands and stood up, took out her mobile phone and called her agent: Help me inform the media in the United States that I am going to hold a press conference in Houston and announce a big news. happy event!!

Forehead….

Fan Le is a real dog now.

Curled up on the sofa, as a prodigal son, he is so cold.

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