The Porter Is Not Interested in the Hero Party

2 – Hero party (2)

If you become a porter of a warrior’s party, there are various advantages.

first. It’s easy to seduce the women in the neighborhood just by doing a rough job at the warrior’s party.

second. Having an excuse to leave without any regrets after spending the night with the widow.

third. Being able to see the warm love of young people.

The weight of the luggage on my shoulder was nothing. The important thing is that there are refreshing conversations and warm scenery that will make even my heart flutter even when I am tired of the weight of life.

“Warrior! look at this! This flower is called Elysia! They say that decoction of these flowers is good for your skin and good for your health!”

“Oh yeah? Then it would be nice to boil it with Millet and share it.”

The hero accepts Millet’s gift with a bright smile, and Millet stamps his feet with his face dyed red. That appearance, like a child giving a present to an adult he admires, made me smile warmly.

“Would you like to eat with Ashuria? Millet gave it to me.”

The hero smiled innocently and reached out to Ashuria this time. Ashuria blinked at the hero and said with a smile.

“Thank you for your words. warrior. I wish I could join you too.”

Ashuria lowered her gaze and smiled mysteriously at Millet while Millet frowned and murmured in a low voice.

“I wanted to eat with the dragon and the two of us. I am saying.”

Lena was walking side by side with a sad face. As a porter, I could get into an accident if I fell behind by myself, so one of my companions always walked with me. Milena, who usually has a short stride, and Lena, who has a good sense of humor, usually walked behind me.

“Did you read it with your lips?”

“of course. how hard i lived If you want to steal other people’s stuff, you don’t have to miss even the slightest clue.”

Saying that, Lena rummaged through my bag. I tilted my shoulder to one side to make it easier for her to open the bag. When I took out the jerky made by Millet, I could smell the fragrant meat. Lena put one piece of jerky in her mouth and held out the other towards me.

“ah.”

“Oh, thank you.”

It was like jerky made by an elf who was also a natural hunter. I took the jerky like a pet, bit it, and grumbled.

“How does Lena-sama see it?”

“what?”

“I mean, warrior. Who do you think you’ll end up with?”

“The childhood friend you said you were waiting for in the village.”

Lena’s answer was full of ruthlessness towards the party members traveling with her. She didn’t seem to be very interested in the hero as well as the two women. I asked as I tore off the jerky.

“Don’t you know what a human heart is? It could lead to one of those two. Isn’t Lena-sama not interested in the hero?”

“doesn’t exist.”

Lena answered firmly and ate the jerky. It was a product with a deep scent, so every time I pulled it apart, a stronger scent came out. Lena told me

“Your uncle is full of pretty girls here, but he always goes looking for widows in the village. Are you a pervert?”

“Let’s say it’s a healthy taste. Any scandal within any group is short-lived. While serving a hero who will one day defeat the demon king, even though it can’t be helpful, do you have to do something like that to cause trouble?”

A person’s heart is easily broken. I had no intention of leaving a scar by clumsily jumping into that annoying and bloody mess. How many soldiers deserted just because they broke up with their girlfriends, and how many executives suffered from depression and couldn’t wake up.

I thought of the hero as my ally and as a hero who would defeat the demon lord.

“I am surprised. Uncle, you were a very wholesome man. Except for finding a widow.”

Lena said as if my behavior was surprising. She shredded the jerky and rolled it over her tongue. I looked at the snake-like shape for a moment before replying.

“The widow is a very wholesome taste. It is a noble act to provide a night of pleasure to a woman who lost her husband on the battlefield. If the hero saves the world by defeating the demon king, I can say that I am the hero who saves a woman’s life on the bed.”

“Lovelace.”

“People say that too.”

Lena smiled and nodded. she said.

“Still, I’m glad you’re a good man. If the porter is strange, the trip will be delayed.”

Lena tapped her bag and said.

“I believe in you, uncle.”

Seeing her smile, I saw the brave, elf, and Ashuria ahead. I thought that if I had this reliable member, I could follow even to the Demon World.

*******

“…is this really okay?”

It was three days ago when I thought they were such wonderful colleagues. I was standing on the plains with the incense that seduced ogres on my body and meat wrapped around my waist. A warrior was standing next to me with a mysterious expression, and Millet was humming a song and spraying incense all over my body.

Lena said from afar.

“It’s okay, uncle. don’t die don’t die There is a warrior here who can even beat ogres.”

“Lena. Still, isn’t this too dangerous?”

The warrior said so with a worried expression. But before the hero could express his opinion, Millet shook his head and said,

“It’s fine! I set a trap in front of me, and I decided to have Ashuria jump out and stop it!”

“Miele. You look a little happy today. Aren’t you sorry for me?”

Unlike when the deer died, Millet was preparing for the operation while humming. When I asked a question in a puzzled way, she rather tilted her head and asked back.

“yes? why are you so pitiful Aren’t you supposed to be happy because you’re sacrificing for us?”

“….Yes.”

I asked Millet again to offer a compromise.

“But why are you folding? On the tree… . Can’t I spray the incense that ogres like?”

“Female ogres only come excitedly when they smell like a male, but the smell from you is the strongest, you know, from the porter.”

“Ha ha ha ha ha! It smells like uncle!”

Lena, who was up in the tree, laughed loudly. Ashuria was curled up in a bush covered in fragrant grass to get rid of the smell. The warrior also smiled awkwardly and said this to me.

“It was the same with finding volunteers in the village. sorry. mister.”

“no. no. It’s for the village. I am willing to sacrifice this body.”

The request I received from the village I arrived at after a few days was to defeat the mid-level monster Ogre. In order to catch an ogre that could only be caught by a single unit to use ordinary soldiers, a party of warriors currently waiting at the front was put into a special riot squad.

Our Hero party was a party made to cover up when the front line was expanded to disrupt the rear, or when a monster attack occurred in an empty front line.

“Then it’s ready. Uncle, cheer up!”

Millet encouraged me by patting my knee. As soon as she left, the atmosphere of jokes faded and everyone retreated into the bushes and shadows. A chilly wind blew and only the shadows and hair faintly visible from my location made it possible to know that I was with the Hero party members.

When I was like this, old memories came to me. The memory of running down a dim hallway and accidentally discovering a room with lights on. I frowned and focused my vision in the darkness. The beast’s eyes sparkled in the dark forest.

“Ooh oh oh… !”

The monster snorted and poked at my upper lip with its fangs. The green skin and tight trapezius made me wonder if he could cut him with a knife. He held a huge bat in his hand, and his huge breasts slid through clothes made from roughly ripped animal hides. The monster snorted and looked around, then when it spotted me, it rolled its eyes and screamed.

“ooo!”

Then he began to shake his body and tore off his clothes.

“Sir, f*ck… !”

I was so overcome by the devastating sight that I couldn’t move. It was because the gigantic green breasts swaying in front of my eyes felt like gigantic green grapes come to life. The monster began to run towards me, writhing in its nude state, and its instep tore off the ropes attached to the floor.

Took

“Caught!”

Millet stood up and shouted cheerfully. With her cry, a sharpened log lodged itself in the monster’s stomach. The ogre’s body was pushed back, and green blood dripped from its mouth.

“Borrow!”

But the ogre didn’t stop there. Despite the log stuck in his boat, he moved forward and cut the lines of the trap. Despite the green blood dripping down the log, the sight of him rushing away, engulfed in s*xual desire, was fear itself.

“Patience!”

I turned around and started running. The ogre raised its arm to catch me.

“Quaaagh!”

But before I could swing the raised arm toward me, it rolled on the floor. Millet took the next arrow and beckoned me to keep running. The ogre finally slowed down, unable to overcome the pain, and Ashuria appeared, carving a thick layer of dust between me and the ogre. The ogre frowned and stared at his hands as if he hadn’t noticed Ashuria’s appearance because of the strong smell of grass.

bang!

Along with the white light, the ogre’s body bent into a c-shape. The ogre’s body tilted sharply, unable to overcome the heavy blow. Before he fell to the ground, Ashuria aimed for the stakes in the stomach and slammed him.

bang!

The stake pierced the ogre like a crossbow and flew across the forest.

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Green leaves fluttered like cherry blossoms due to the trees splitting left and right with a bang sound.

The ogre, whose side had been ripped off, couldn’t even scream and stretched out his hand toward Ashuria with his eyes closed.

Ashuria faced the ogre with a sullen expression, and the monster’s hand tried to grab her.

Ashuria didn’t move even when she saw the approaching hand.

“Sister!”

Just before I turned around and grabbed Ashuria, the ogre’s body trembled and stopped moving.

And from the tip of the ogre’s fist, as if it had been trimmed at a butcher’s shop, the body began to fragment, and the ogre’s entire body collapsed into cubes.

Beyond the pile of ogre corpses, the hero asked Ashuria as he wiped the blood from his sword.

“It’s fine?”

I sat down on the floor and sighed, and Ashuria twisted her body and said,

“Thanks. Warrior.”

The warrior approached me too and asked.

“Are you hurt anywhere? mister?”

“Ah yes. it’s okay. warrior. Thanks.”