The Porter Is Not Interested in the Hero Party

35 – 5th element (8)

It was obvious who would be riding in the luxurious carriage. So none of us were surprised when the word ‘Daimon’ came out of Kiberes’ mouth. Rather, Kiberes looked around with a more intimidated look at our aloofness and lowered his head, leveling the floor with his feet.

She stayed close to me all the while, but the hero put his body between me and Caybereth and pushed her away with the scabbard.

“If you don’t want to go back and be treated like a renegade, be on your own for now. Kiberes.”

Only then did Kayberes nod and stop acting like a tick. Lena and Ashuria were watching their opponents with their hands together like those who came to condolence, and Millet was rolling her eyes to explore the surrounding highlands.

The hero said to the stopped carriage.

“As promised, I brought you to check Commander Kiberes’ condition. On the Demon World side, release the village’s magic stones and defeat the forces according to the original negotiations.”

The words to defeat the army were thrown because they could not find the words to finish. It was because the kingdom army had already confirmed that the demon army had retreated before we came here. All that was left was for the demon Changnom, who had confirmed that Kiberes was safe, to free the magic crystal.

“huh.”

The sound of snoring came all the way to us. I wondered if they were still laughing at us, and I was annoyed at the slow descent. Lena was fiddling with the dagger with her hands in her pockets, and Millet was straining her legs so she could jump out at any time.

“Humans complicate work, so it’s a mask. Just hand over Kiberes now. As the commander of the proud demons, I will definitely keep the terms of the negotiations.”

Damon appeared, stretching out his legs gracefully as if portraying a swan. In addition to his greasy and tidy appearance, the colorful clothes that made it impossible to believe that he was a longevity on the battlefield caught the eye. Rather than being a great commander, he was an easy target to hit on the battlefield, and he looked like a hwasubun that sparked a major battle.

Damon seemed to think that our gaze contained some other kind of respect, and his ornate armor shimmered in one way or another. As a result, Millet, who had good eyesight, frowned and frowned, and Ashuria grinned at Kebereth.

“You are a wonderful nerd. Humans couldn’t have a man like that.”

“….shut up.”

Cabares reacted sharply, raising his voice, as if he couldn’t pass this provocation gently. Ashuria smiled as if she was satisfied with the fact that she had offended Kiberes, and Kiberes’ ears were stained red and seemed like they would burn at any moment.

The hero looked directly at Damon and said, not paying attention to the trivial battle of nerves behind him.

“You are talking about something that has already been agreed upon. I’m sure today was just to make sure the Kiberes commander is all right? The hostage exchange is only after the return of the territory requested by the kingdom is complete.”

Damon looked at the hero blankly and smirked while stroking his chin. He chatted in low voices with his lieutenant, giggling, then addressed the warrior.

“I can’t hear you talking in a girlish voice. I’m sorry, but could you please come closer?”

“What, what… … !”

The hero seemed to be weaker than expected. He was visibly agitated at being told that he looked like a little girl, then looked back at us, and even stuttered as he searched for something to say with his face stained red.

“That, this… ! All, you… … ! that, so… ! At the bar, to flirt… !”

When the hero stuttered and couldn’t speak properly, there was a story that the kingdom itself was pushed out of the quarrel. Seeing the warrior whose ears were dyed red, Kiberes also became calmer, and Lena, who was observing the war of nerves between Ashuria and Kiberes, looked at the hero’s back and put on a pensive expression.

She tapped her chin with her finger and then moved closer to me and whispered.

“mister. Uncle, please curse instead.”

I blinked at Lena’s words and asked again.

“I mean?”

“Because the hero is a ‘simple country man,’ he probably couldn’t do a lot of swearing.”

“I am also a simple country person.”

“Ah, don’t do that. mister. yes?”

When Lena made her eyes sparkle like that and asked for it, she couldn’t just let it go. It seems that among the tricks she learned in the back alley, there was also one that created an atmosphere that was difficult to refuse. I had no choice but to nod my head and pat the warrior on the shoulder.

“Come on, warrior. Calm down. If you get angry for no reason, you only make them feel better.”

“Ah, uncle… … .”

The warrior averted his eyes with an expression that he couldn’t help but nodded his head. Then he took a deep breath and placed his hand on his chest.

“Whoa… … .”

I made eye contact with the hero and said.

“Are you calm? Then leave it to me. Shouldn’t a vulgar bastard step up for such a vulgar fellow?”

The hero looked at Damon, who was still standing with a relaxed attitude, then looked at me again. The warrior nodded and said.

“Please.”

“All right.”

Since he had received the hero’s permission, there was nothing to hold back. I stood up and screamed proudly.

“A prostitute with an STD talks a lot! says the warrior!”

The warrior looked at me with a puzzled expression. Damon, who had been giggling, blinked in surprise at the sudden verbal abuse, then smiled back again.

“Don’t you know that hugging a woman is a man’s virtue? He only looks good, he doesn’t even know how to love a woman properly!”

“Seeing that adultery is a virtue among demons, it seems that your mother has five males too! says the warrior!”

The hero grabbed my arm and said in a low voice.

“Now, wait a minute. mister… !”

I smiled leisurely and gave the hero a thumbs up.

“Warrior. Do not worry. Guys like that have to be strong so they don’t look down on us.”

Damon’s face turned red, he gnashed his teeth and yelled at me.

“Are you insulting my parents now! dare! You know who I am!”

“I know that he resembles your mother and is overflowing with virtue! said the warrior! Are you your father’s real son?”

“this guy! shut up! Don’t misinterpret my lineage as such a disgrace!”

“He told me to stop invading the kingdom! Could there be a man in the kingdom who spent one night with your mother? Your father might be there, so how can you commit an immoral aggression! He tells me!”

These verbal fights were so childish that there was an unspoken rule that the one who drew the sword lost. Damon rolled his eyes and tried to pull out his sword, but managed to calm down and speak in a quick tone when his lieutenants dissuaded him.

“Yo, the warrior has a rag in his mouth! The level of the kingdom is also worth knowing! You bastards, you vulgar bastards!”

“Your noble mother and you ask if you share virtue with your family! You incestuous prostitute, answer quickly!”

“aaagh!”

“Looking at your answer, you say that you look like that slut whore!”

“I will kill you!”

Damon finally drew his sword in a frenzy. However, faster than he rushed towards us, the demon lieutenants grabbed him and dragged him to the back of the wagon. I could hear the sad voices of Damon going wild and the lieutenants who tried to dissuade him.

“Damon! If you die here after being stabbed, we will all die! Where will they fight nicely? If Keberes-nim gets caught up in it and dies, and they run away, what the hell are you going to say to the Demon King!”

“Oh my god Damon! No matter how angry you are, you need to cool off now! Yeah? Please bear with me for once. Today isn’t the day to take over Mr. Kiberes. If there are more accidents here, the commander’s position is also at stake. Damon!”

“Quaaagh! AA AA AA! aaa!”

He provoked him first, and then he was swallowed up in anger. I said with a thumbs up to the hero.

“How are you, warrior? Didn’t I do well?”

“……”

The hero was sitting on the floor with his face covered. Millet tilted her head and asked the hero.

“what? Are you sad warrior? why are you sad Isn’t it good because we won an argument?”

“…I’m not sad.”

“Then why are you sitting like that?”

The hero turned his head away without answering Millet’s question. He said while looking at the archivist who came along to confirm the negotiations.

“Yes, officer. Do you record who had the conversation just now?”

The officer said with a serious face.

“Since the hero took the forefront of the negotiations, it will be recorded as an achievement of the hero. If you look here, it says, ‘The hero called the demon commander, Damon, an incestuous slut.’

The hero shook his head, cried, and spoke to the officer.

“Ah, ah… ! He, can’t you write down that this uncle did it?”

The officer said in a firm tone.

“Uh-huh, the hero is now a pillar representing the kingdom! Are you saying that I couldn’t even fight properly in these negotiations, so I should record that I entrusted it to a porter? That is not to be said.”

“…I guess so. yes, it is… … . hahahaha… .”

The hero showed a resigned expression only after hearing the officer’s firm reply. The hero sat down on the floor and sighed, while Kiberes looked at me with a delighted expression. She awkwardly raised her thumb, as if trying to copy my gesture, so I nodded at her and raised my thumbs together.

Ashria looked at me and said.

“You are good at swearing.”

I suddenly felt a chill run down my spine and hurriedly shook my head.

“….Nope. I can’t curse. You just burst into tongues.”

Then, I averted my gaze, but Ashuria was staring at me with a laugh at the word dialect.

Lena giggled and patted me on the side.

“mister! so good! Do you know anything?”

A short break took place until Damon calmed down.

Even in the relaxed atmosphere, we felt the coldness of the hard magic crystal and secretly smiled bitterly.