The Porter Is Not Interested in the Hero Party

69 – One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (5)

“Uh, um… … .”

“So… … .”

bewildered I’m bewildered.

Banion bit his lip and suppressed a laugh. Then, he raised his eyebrows and put his hands together so that the figure itself looked worried. And he said:

“I came from the countryside because I really wanted to meet the hero… … . Hey, are you not here?”

When he fired his earnest eyes, the porter rolled his eyes and pulled the chair.

“uh… … . ‘Cause you’ve been out for a while How about waiting a bit? Have a cup of tea here… … .”

Lena nodded and agreed with the porter’s words.

“right. right. I’ll be back soon. Wait here for now.”

Banion shook his head and took a step back.

“Oh, no. That would be disrespectful. I’ll come back a little later.”

As Banion walked all the way to the outside of the store, Lena said.

“What is your name? I’ll let you know when the hero comes later.”

“Oh that… … . Yo, even if you tell the hero, he won’t know. That… … . Go, I’ll go!”

Banion shouted and disappeared into the distance. Lena stared blankly at the spot where Banion had disappeared, then nodded and sat down. Banion, who opened the distance, erased his shy expression and exuded a sinister atmosphere and stretched out in triumph.

It is impossible to perfectly imitate others. No matter how much you investigate others, accidents happen in unexpected directions.

In particular, it was impossible to perfectly imitate the person only with the description of the appearance roughly heard in the explanation. The act of trying to imitate others with confidence attached to a few words is a skit only for amateurs. Banion was not an amateur, but a pro among pros.

After all, for an assassin, disguise was a means, not an end. Those who misunderstood this were bound to get caught in arrogance and get hurt, and only those like Banion who were aware of this were able to survive safely in the dark back alley.

[Mary was a very cute little girl with freckles on her face and curly hair. The blonde hair with a ribbon suits her very well, she has big breasts, and she likes to wear fluffy skirts.]

She couldn’t perfectly imitate Mary, a country girl, but she was able to replicate the atmosphere that a person who heard her explanation might think of Mary. A shy, big-breasted woman with curly hair and freckles from the countryside.

Of course, when Banion faced the hero, he had no intention of saying that he was Mary. Mary was just a keyword. A keyword that the hero can’t help but be drawn to. What will he do when a voluptuous, aggressive, and pure country woman who resembles his first love appears in front of the prostitute warrior?

She was the one who could lead an ordinary man to bed within an hour. It was only natural that even a hero would collapse if he grabbed a point and seduced him once.

“then… … . Can we go to the coffee shop for a minute?”

Banion’s appearance as he said that had changed into a woman with red hair and an elegant suit.

*****

“A woman like Mary?”

“Yes. It was just like the description. I was really surprised.”

“Who is Mary?”

“Yes?”

The porter asked with a puzzled face.

The warrior opened his eyes wide a beat late and exclaimed. His face was blue and red again, giving it the look of an octopus. she shouted, fluttering her arms.

“….ah! Merry! I remember! You can’t forget it!”

“Hero, you just looked like real trash.”

When Lena grinned, the hero scratched his head and laughed exaggeratedly.

“ha ha ha. That’s right. I, I almost became a prostitute. Meh, I really want to see a woman who looks like Mary!”

Both the porter and Lena looked at each other and smiled. I didn’t say anything specifically to the hero, but it was obvious what the two of them were thinking.

******

Banion sat in a coffee shop with a good view of the inn and watched the hero. I couldn’t hear the sound of the conversation, but it was clear that he was agitated by the word that a woman who looked like Mary had arrived, seeing as the hero looked flustered.

How could such an emotionally agitated man seduce a woman? It was as incomprehensible as defeating the demon king army one after another with a defenseless-looking slender body.

“But, as long as it’s on me, that luck is over.”

It was enough to take the warrior to the bar. Because when men like a woman, they take her to a bar. If you pretend to be weak in alcohol and blush and flirt, the revelers who like to play with women drag you to your inn as if they had been waiting for you.

Then, he greedily covets the woman’s body and vomits out his desire like a pig.

How everyone gets defenseless and weak in a relationship. Banion knew how to hide a dagger under his pillow, and how to slash the carotid artery so fast that even knights could not react. He knew how to subdue his opponents with only night techniques, and he was also well versed in scented candles and medicines that made him feel lewd.

“So, Lena. I will take your man.”

Saying so, Banion packed his supplies. In the alleyway where the woman in the suit entered, a blonde-haired girl walking with an innocent face and a small bag popped out. She flicked her tongue and moved toward the inn, and as soon as she saw the warrior, she had tears welling up with a bright smile.

*****

“Yo, warrior! hello!”

The hero was hesitant about how to react to the woman who really appeared. In fact, it was easy to push away if she was just flirting. Is it enough to push him away calmly and resolutely like a warrior? But isn’t this woman exactly like the ‘first love’ that he said he was waiting for in his hometown?

Moreover, weren’t the people who were talking about their first love watching right in front of them?

It was questionable to push this woman out of the blue for what purpose she had come.

“hello.”

So, the warrior decided to treat him kindly. When the hero greeted him, the blond woman, as if moved, shed tears and stomped her feet, showing signs of liking. The porter smiled happily because she looked like an innocent girl to anyone, and Lena looked over the menu and turned her head.

“Yo, warrior… ! What an honor… ! I came from the countryside because I really wanted to talk to the hero! Um, can’t you just give me your autograph here?”

He held out a handkerchief. The hero readily accepted the handkerchief and signed it. And I tried to smile as naturally as possible.

“Thank you for cheering me on. Please come this far I will fight harder against the demons in the future.”

“That, yo, hero… !”

The blonde woman grabbed the warrior’s collar. The hero watched the clumsily extended hand motion and the flexible fingers that slipped into it. The warrior, who watched his hand for a moment, looked at the woman’s face again.

The woman blushed and spoke in a calm tone.

“That… … . I, by all means, want to serve food to the hero… … . Hey, if you can… … .”

Lena raised her head. She narrowed her brows and looked at the woman. the porter asked Lena.

“Why is that?”

Lena shrugged and asked the porter.

“Then, shouldn’t we order the Hero’s menu? I heard that Ashuria and Millet are coming soon too.”

“What are you going to do? Warrior.”

“uh… … .’

The warrior was troubled. This kind of proposal was a warrior who refused with a single knife, but it didn’t look like it was easy to refuse this time.

“Well… … . It is a rule to decline such an invitation. It’s like refusing to come a long way from the countryside… … . I’ll be back.”

When the warrior said she would go, the blonde woman grabbed the warrior’s hand with a bright smile. She thought that the hero was pretending to be nice again in front of the party. She has seen countless villains, but all of them pretended not to be interested in women, pretended to be strict with women, and did dirty things behind the scenes.

After accepting her invitation for a meal pretending to be invincible, she must have thought of taking her on her own initiative, but once she fell into her grasp, everyone couldn’t come to their senses as if they were hypnotized.

Today, in Banyon’s small bag, there were an aphrodisiac that makes you excited just by taking one pill, and an aphrodisiac that is sticky and sweet like honey, so you can use it as a condiment. Even if the hero did not take these medicines, a last resort was prepared.

This match has no choice but to win. Banion laughed invisibly with such confidence. Then, changing his expression again, he urged the hero.

“Hurry! hurry!”

Banion’s hand pulled the hero. The evening sunset, which coincidentally set, stretched the shadows of the buildings, and there was darkness outside the inn.

A time when the lights are not turned on yet. Banion’s expression was hidden in the long shadow, and the hero was walking awkwardly. A long, long darkness was stretching towards the destination of the two.

And at the inn, the porter and Lena looked at the two of them while choosing the menu.

said Lena.

“I’m going to do this. Pepper Chicken”

“I’ll take this sliced duck pizza.”

“Oh, that is delicious. After all, you know the taste well.”

“He was a famous gourmet in the empire.”

Lena smiled slightly at those words and covered the menu. The porter tapped the table lightly and looked around.

The sound of chatter and clinking of glasses.

Only Lena’s voice could be heard clearly in the white noise of people coming and going.

“What are you going to do? Shall I go?”

The porter looked at Lena and smiled.

“Where are you talking?”

Lena patted the porter on the shoulder and said,

“What are you saying? The warrior just left. Did you notice that woman was suspicious?”

The porter rolled his eyes for a moment, then looked out and nodded. Then, after clearing his throat, he said with a very confident expression:

“…..Yes. She was a very suspicious woman. I was noticing everything.”

Lena said with a puzzled expression.

“…You are becoming more and more like a hero?”