The reincarnation of the movie king

"That's what happened……"

Tang Youyou explained the whole matter to Su Yi as briefly as possible.

The general idea was that they felt that Zhang Wei's finding an old woman as his girlfriend was a sign of being hungry, so they decided to rescue Zhang Wei from this pit of fire, and at the same time reverse Zhang Wei's twisted and perverted outlook.

But they were afraid of telling Zhang Wei directly that Zhang Wei would have a rebellious mentality, so they called Lu Ziqiao, who was very good at picking up girls, and asked Lu Ziqiao to seduce the old lady, thus making Zhang Wei "lovelorn" and achieving their goal in a roundabout way.

"Brother Xiao Yi, what do you think of our idea? Isn't the artistic content very high?" Tang Youyou finished speaking in one breath, drank a glass of water, looked at Su Yi with a little pride and expectation, and waited. With his praise and praise.

"Actually, I am partly responsible for coming up with such a perfect idea!" Guan Guqingqi laughed and expressed his credit.

Because you don’t want your friend to fall in love, so you ask another friend to seduce this friend’s girlfriend?

I won’t talk about anything else, just this logical way of solving the problem——

This made Su Yi start to spit out an old joke.

There are no good people in Hongdong County, and there are no normal people in the iPartment!

Su Yi looked at the two of them with faint eyes and said, "Have you ever thought about what if this old lady named Louise is not Zhang Wei's new girlfriend..."

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Tang Youyou and Guangu's expressions froze on their faces.

"No, it's impossible!" Tang Youyou reacted and immediately retorted, "She came to the apartment to find Zhang Wei and gave Zhang Wei a wallet!"

"So she said she is Zhang Wei's girlfriend?" Su Yi asked.

"Zhang Wei said that he and his girlfriend met through a divorce case. It happened that this old woman had just divorced. This means that this old woman is Zhang Wei's girlfriend!" Guan Gu magically said.

"So did she say she is Zhang Wei's girlfriend?" Su Yi then asked.

"Zhang Wei said that her girlfriend was older than him, and Louise also exaggerated Wei's cuteness! She said that Zhang Wei gave her a sense of security!" Tang Youyou continued to refute.

"So she said she is Zhang Wei's girlfriend?" Su Yi continued to ask calmly.

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Tang Youyou and Guangu Qiqi looked at each other, their expressions were no longer so sure, and there was a little guilt in their eyes.

"What did Zhang Wei say he was going to do when he went out?" Su Yi continued to ask with a smile.

Gudong!

Tang Youyou swallowed hard and said in a trembling voice: "He said, he said he wanted to go to the movies with his new girlfriend and watch "The Mummy 4"..."

"If this old lady is really Zhang Wei's girlfriend, she should be watching a movie with Zhang Wei right now." Su Yi looked at Tang Youyou with a smile, "How could she be invited to the bar by a phone call from you? Accept Zi Qiao's chat? "

"And don't you think this is outrageous? Zhang Wei may be a little stupid, but he is not blind..."

"So, we really made a mistake?" Tang Youyou had a look of horror on her face.

"I knew I couldn't be so hasty. Now it's better. We misunderstood Zhang Wei!" Guangu Mingqi said in hindsight in frustration.

Su Yi sighed and said, "Don't you think that the one you should worry about most now is Zi Qiao?"

"He is instigating you to harass an old woman who is more than 40 years older than him. If it succeeds, congratulations to you, the absurdity of this matter will be even higher; if it fails... haha, if the old woman calls the police, it will also Congratulations, your eldest nephew will become the first gangster to harass the old lady in the love apartment..."

"No, nephew, it was me who hurt you!" Tang Youyou had a clever idea and screamed, running towards Lu Ziqiao.

"Wait a minute!" Su Yi stopped her directly.

"You can't wait too long, Brother Yi, Zi Qiao will be regarded as a perverted hooligan!" Tang Youyou looked anxious.

"Yes, Brother Xiao Yi, let's go. If we stop Zi Qiao now, we can avoid the worst thing from happening!" Guan Gu magically said.

"You know it's urgent now? Why did you go there so early?" Su Yi asked angrily, "Besides, do you always do things so carelessly? Zi Qiao has already implemented half of it. Even if you interrupt them, the old lady will still feel Zi Qiao is a pervert. If you find out that he is Zhang Wei’s friend in the future, how do you think Zhang Wei will behave? "

"But I can't care about that much now! The situation is extremely urgent, Brother B!" Tang Youyou stamped her feet anxiously, "We only have one male in our family, Zi Qiao..."

"Stop it, he is the only one in Zhang Wei's family." Su Yi shook his head, "I will handle this matter, you just need to cooperate!"

As he spoke, he snapped his fingers and called the foreman who was not far away.

"What's the boss's order?" the foreman asked respectfully.

Su Yi pointed at Lu Ziqiao's table and said, "Do you see that over there? If there is any violent reaction at that table later, such as that old lady suddenly standing up and throwing wine, or giving that man a slap, you can take it with you All the waiters immediately applauded and gathered around, treating this incident as an anti-harassment drill in the bar, and treating the man as a temporary actor hired by our bar. In addition, they will be videotaping and taking photos from now on..."

As Su Yi narrated, Tang Youyou and Guangu's magical eyes lit up.

"Wonderful! This is such a great idea. You can turn a bad thing into a good thing and recover all the losses! Xiao Yi, I really admire you!" Tang Youyou said excitedly.

"More than just admiration? It's simply worship, Brother Yi!" Guan Gu was also very excited, "Luckily you are there, otherwise Youyou and I would feel very guilty!"

"Tell me, what do you need us to do? Brother Xiaoyi, just give us your orders and we will listen to you!" Tang Youyou said.

"I need you to act in a play." Su Yi said with a smile.

Tang Youyou's eyes suddenly lit up: "I didn't expect there would be a surprise? It's really amazing! What's the script?"

Su Yi did not answer her, but pointed at her and told the foreman: "Give her three free coupons, and then go get ready immediately, and be quick!"

"Yes! Boss!" The foreman hurriedly went to work.

Su Yi said to Tang Youyou: "Your performance task is like this..."

Su Yi talked about it for a while, and finally gave a serious instruction: "I only have one request for you, and that is - no, accuracy, extra play!"

Tang Youyou rolled her eyes and said, "I think I can interpret this character in three levels..."

"No! Then step down and I'll give this role to Guan Gu!" Su Yi sternly refused.

"Oh no, director, how about I promise not to add any extra scenes?" Tang Youyou immediately compromised.

Su Yi glanced at her suspiciously, feeling that what she just said was - "Oh no, director, why don't you just listen to me and fart for you? No..."

"Remember, this is not a drill! This is not a drill!" Su Yi said seriously, "The show starts from this moment, gogogo!"

Tang Youyou immediately rushed out as if he had been given blood.

Guan Gu magically asked Su Yi: "Brother Xiao Yi, what should I do?"

"Let's watch a show." Su Yi smiled, picked up the juice on the table, and started sucking it up, his eyes full of satisfaction.

Having successfully done a good deed and hiding his merit and fame, he felt that his red scarf was a little brighter.

On the other side, Lu Ziqiao gritted his teeth and chatted awkwardly with Louise for a long time, and it could be said that he tried his best.

This experience was definitely the most exciting in his history of picking up girls!

How could he have imagined that one day, he would launch an offensive against a white-haired old Beibi?

But for the happiness of brothers, for justice, and for——

To prove his charm that appeals to all ages, he went all out!

Now that the warm-up has almost warmed up, Lu Ziqiao decided to launch the most popular attack!

He looked at the wrinkled Louise, gritted his teeth, unbuttoned his third shirt button, showed off his strong chest, and said affectionately: "Louis, do you know? I feel that between us There is an invisible fate! Believe it or not, we have actually been enemies for seven lives. But on the way to this reincarnation, I was stuck in traffic, so you came decades before me! Fortunately, I finally caught up! ! So after I was born, you got divorced."

Louise was shocked and suspicious, her eyes widened and she said, "Young man, are you drunk?"

She could never imagine why the young young man who was so gentle just now suddenly said such outrageous words.

"Forgive me for being direct!" Lu Ziqiao approached Louise and continued to talk affectionately, "But I can't wait any longer, let the world's eyes go to hell! You and I both know what each other needs..."

As he spoke, he reached out to grab Louise's hand.

Usually at this point, even if the girl refuses, she will just shake off Lu Ziqiao's hand and say no politely. But if the girl hesitates or hesitates, then the girl will almost be taken over by him.

This is an empirical routine that Lu Ziqiao has summed up after many battles, and it never works.

It's a pity that he didn't date a girl today, but the girl's mother.

How could a normal person accept such a ridiculous thing?

Louise felt that she had encountered a pervert, so she stood up as if she had been electrocuted, slapped Lu Ziqiao on the face with her backhand, and shouted angrily: "Are you crazy? You pervert!"

Louise was about to leave angrily, but at this moment, the foreman and a group of waiters came around with smiles and applause. Louise Duns froze on the spot, looking confused.

Let alone her, even Zi Qiao, who had just been slapped, was stunned.

"Ka!" Tang Youyou's voice came from the outside, and she quickly separated from the crowd wearing sunglasses and walked in. She waved around and said loudly: "Don't be nervous, everyone! Don't watch, relax, take it easy! This is just a women’s anti-harassment drill held by Jianghu Bar, with the purpose of making women brave enough to say no when faced with harassment!”

"I declare that this exercise was a complete success!"

"Oh oh oh..."

"That's great!"

"Success!"

The foremen and waiters nearby cheered and applauded cooperatively, and some even sprayed fireworks.

exercise?

Lu Ziqiao rolled her eyes. Could it be that my aunt used this excuse to save me from embarrassment?

This idea is so awesome. I can do this if I encounter this embarrassing situation of being rejected in the future!

Lu Ziqiao was excited and hurriedly stood up and laughed, applauding and walking towards this side: "Yes, this is a drill, Aunt Louise, I'm sorry for scaring you just now, actually I am a very upright person I only have respect and admiration for you, and I have absolutely no dirty thoughts. Please forgive me, I was just acting.”

"What the hell is going on?" Louise still didn't react.

"That's it, Aunt Louise!" Tang Youyou took over with a smile, "Actually, what happened this time was a women's anti-harassment drill jointly held by Jianghu Bar and us. The purpose was to awaken women's sense of resistance, because in daily life Many women are always timid when faced with this kind of harassment and do not dare to resist, which allows the bad guys to take advantage of them and the harmful phenomenon of harassment continues. "

"But, why did you choose me? Why didn't you tell me in advance?" Louise still refused to believe it easily.

"The first reason why I chose you is because I think you are suitable. You are mature, intellectual, and have the vitality of a young man. After I heard about your deeds from Zhang Wei, I think you are simply great. You are the ideal person for our new era." A role model for women! So when I needed a female character who could bravely say no to harassment, I thought of you first, Aunt Louise!”

Tang Youyou looked at Louise with admiration in her eyes, and continued excitedly: "And you really didn't disappoint us. Your acting skills just now were great! You are so brave! Faced with the harassment of bad people, you used a Remember to slap him bravely and tell him that women are never easy to mess with! There must be a price for harassing women! Louise, your performance just now is full of post-modernist romance, I give you full marks!"

"Really?" Louise beamed after being praised, "Actually, I don't know anything about acting. I just reacted completely instinctively!"

"This is even more amazing Louise!" Tang Youyou held Louise's hand excitedly, "This shows that you are a brave woman yourself. You are worth learning from all us women. You are a role model for women in our new era. ah!"

"Haha, I just have more experience than you." Louise was even happier.

"But these are very valuable experiences!" Tang Youyou continued, "Louise, the reason why we don't tell you the truth in advance is because we want to see your truest reaction. Only the most simple performance is the best. It touches people's hearts. I have to praise you again. Your performance just now is so perfect! Louise, say hello to our camera!"

Louise shyly waved to a waiter holding a camera: "Hi, hello viewers, I'm Louise!"

After a pause, she turned around and asked Tang Youyou: "By the way, after you finish filming, where will it be broadcast?"

"The current one is Afghan TV!" Tang Youyou said seriously.

"Actually, Aunt Louise, in addition to being the director of this scene, I am also a victim of workplace harassment!"

Tang Youyou suddenly burst into tears, looked up at Forty-Five Degrees, and said tremblingly: "Things started three years ago, when I was eight months pregnant and still insisted on going to work..."

Snapped!

Su Yi, who was watching the play with great interest, slapped himself on the forehead.

"Mad, I knew..."