The reincarnation of the movie king

The lunch box that Shazhu was carrying was full of good ingredients.

A box of soaked Northeastern mushrooms, a box of natural wild fungus, a box of tender beef tenderloin, and two chopped chicken legs.

"You go to someone else's house to eat and you bring your own ingredients?" Su Yi looked at the things on the chopping board and said with a smile, "What? You think my food is not good?"

"How can you do that? Don't you know how to cook? This is convenient. Besides, haven't you just moved in?" Silly Zhu said happily, "We are brothers and we don't see anyone outside."

Su Yi nodded, rolled up his sleeves and said, "You hold the spoon, and I'll hold your hand. Tell me, what vegetables to cut?"

"You know how to cook?" Silly Zhu wondered.

"You've never seen pork, and you've never seen a pig running?" Su Yi smiled, picked up the potatoes on the chopping board, and began to peel them skillfully.

"It's like that." Silly Zhu's eyes suddenly lit up and he suddenly frowned.

"Huh? I just realized it. Who do you think is a pig?"

"You don't bring a pole to identify your relatives!"

"Hey, Su Yuanchao, I found that your mouth is really bad. You are about to catch up with me..."

While the two were chatting and laughing, Su Yi danced with his knife and cut out evenly shredded potatoes as if copied and pasted.

Silly Zhu was dumbfounded: "Damn it, you are so good at cooking, and you still ask Yu Li to help you cook? I thought you couldn't!"

"Don't sister-in-law Yu Li have a stable job? We are all neighbors, so we should take care of her." Su Yi said with a smile.

"Then why don't you want Sister Qin to come?" Silly Zhu said, "Sister Qin needs more care."

"Aren't you interested in her? I have to keep it a secret, lest you be petty and misunderstand me." Su Yi said.

Silly Zhu was stunned.

"Maliciousness from He Yuzhu +77..."

"Am I being petty?" he raised his eyebrows loudly.

"You're careless. The first night I moved in, you..."

As soon as Su Yi said a silly sentence, he gave up. He hurriedly interrupted Su Yi with a laugh: "Brother! Can I call you brother? I'm petty, I admit it, but let's not mention this matter. I'm so embarrassed." "

He was so embarrassed that his face turned red now.

Su Yi thought it was quite interesting and couldn't help laughing, so he stopped talking.

Silly Zhu said sheepishly: "We've been making trouble for a long time. I have this one here, okay? Blame me for ruining Sister Qin's chance to supplement the family income..."

After a pause, he looked at Su Yi and wanted to say something.

"Stop coming!" Su Yi stopped him before he could speak, "I keep my word, and I won't go back on what I promised."

"Maliciousness from He Yuzhu +22..."

"I didn't say anything..." Silly Zhu said coquettishly, "I just want to say that you don't have to worry about me from now on and do whatever you want. Although we have only just met, I am absolutely assured of your character."

"I don't even trust me, why don't you trust me?" Su Yi said.

"Ah?" Shazhu was a little dumbfounded.

"Haha..." Su Yi wanted to laugh when she saw him like this.

"Brother, you are teasing me again!" Shazhu said angrily.

"Hey, let's get down to business. I asked Qin Huairu the question you asked me to ask last time." Silly Zhu said, "She said she must be a rescuer. I can also guess the answer, but what does this mean? "

Su Yi said: "I have to talk to you about the truth behind this, but we have to have some wine before we talk. Let's cook first!"

"Okay, I'll listen to you!" Silly Zhu said simply.

Both of them were young men, and they were quick with their hands. In no time, all four dishes were on the table.

Beef tenderloin with mushrooms, cold black fungus, shredded potatoes with vinegar, and fried pork slices with pickles, two meat and two vegetables, rich in nutrients.

Silly Zhu’s craftsmanship is really impressive. Su Yi’s index finger moved when he looked at it.

He took out the remaining three bottles of Maotai from the back room and said to Silly Zhu: "You are not allowed to leave until you finish drinking!"

Silly Zhu's eyes widened: "Brother, I only take half a catty, and I can drink up to six taels! Any more will make you drunk."

Su Yi laughed and said: "What's the point of drinking without getting drunk? I really envy you, you can still get drunk..."

"What do you mean, you won't get drunk after a thousand cups?" Silly Zhu asked.

Su Yi waved his hand: "Qianbei? How is that possible?"

Silly Zhu chuckled and was about to speak when he heard Su Yi leisurely say: "Just 10,000 cups to rinse my mouth."

"Maliciousness from He Yuzhu +88..."

"Hey, I have such a bad temper!" Silly Zhu was so angry that he yelled, "Su Yuanchao, what you said is too big! I will go all out today. If I don't knock you down, I won't be called Silly Zhu. ! Come on, do three first!”

"Is three words reasonable? Six or six great successes!" Su Yi waved his hand.

"Six? I'll go. Are you too cruel?" Silly Zhu was startled.

"Who said six?" Su Yi glanced sideways, "Liu Liu Da Shun, I said sixty six!"

Silly Zhu was so frightened that he didn't push forward, and grabbed Su Yi's arm: "Brother, I'm convinced, brother! It doesn't matter if you can really drink or pretend you can, just because of your bragging ability, I'm willing to give you the upper hand. In one word - Clothes!"

Su Yi rarely relaxed and laughed with Silly Zhu for a while. Silly Zhu returned to the previous topic and asked Su Yi what Qin Huairu's answer meant.

"As you said just now, you knew how she would answer you before you even asked." Su Yi said, "Why do you think that is?"

"Does that need to be said?" Silly Zhu said, "Banggen is her lifeblood. No one can lose Banggeng without her."

"What if it's Xiaodang?" Su Yi asked, "Do you think you and Xiaodang fell into the river at the same time, who would she save first?"

"It must be Xiaodang, and the same goes for Sophora japonica." Silly Zhu said, "Let alone the three children, even if I fall into the river with Jia Zhang, she will definitely save Jia Zhang. If she saves me first, then Don't let others poke her spine? She values ​​filial piety the most, and I definitely rank it second."

At this point, Shazhu was already a little frustrated: "I probably understand what you mean about aiding Korea. You want to tell me that I don't even rank in Qin Huairu's heart, right?"

Su Yi said: "She has three children and a mother-in-law. If you can accept that you are number four in her heart, then you can ask her to be your wife."

Silly Zhu sighed: "It's not that I can't accept this..."

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"As an old man, it's okay to feel a little bit wronged." Silly Zhu continued, "If I really marry her, I will do it wholeheartedly for her good and for the good of our family."

Su Yi gave him a thumbs up: "Brother Zhuzhu, you are a saint, I admire you!"

"Don't come here, do you think I can't tell that you are mocking me?" Silly Zhu snorted, "You must not understand why I have to fall in love with a widow..."

"I can't figure it out, but I'm too lazy to think about it." Su Yi shook his head.

Abin's college entrance examination results were not very satisfactory...

Isn’t that what matters?

"Qin Huairu should also have a good impression of you." Su Yi said to Silly Zhu.

After a pause, Su Yi thought about the overwhelming love value just now, shook his head, changed the topic and sighed: "But I advise you to forget it. When a couple gets married, the husband treats his wife as a treasure, and the wife treats her husband as her own. This Only then can the days be prosperous and happy. ”

"What about you? Qin Huairu can't possibly treat you like a god. How about three more children before you get married? Is your salary enough to support them? You only have a lifetime, so you plan to be like this Now, you have no hope at all?"

"Drink! Drink!" Silly Zhu was upset and raised his glass again.

"Actually, I just feel pity for her, that's why..."

"The stray dog ​​at the entrance of the alley is pitiful." Su Yi said, "Today I saw it taking four or five little scabies to rummage through the garbage looking for food. Why didn't you take it home?"

"Maliciousness from He Yuzhu +88..."

"That's a dog. Qin Huairu is a human and a woman. Can it be the same?" Sha Zhu said angrily.

Su Yi said: "It's different, so you don't just want to marry Qin Huairu because she is pitiful. You still like her."

"What on earth do you want to say to me!" Silly Zhu said depressedly, "It sounds like you are trying to persuade me not to have sex with her, but now I even say that I just pity her, and you insist on saying that I like her... "

"There is no conflict." Su Yi said with a smile, "If you decide not to marry Qin Huairu in the future, it is not because you have never liked her, but because she is not suitable for you. You must understand this, otherwise you will still Will fall in."

It is impossible for people to deceive themselves. In order to convince himself not to be with Qin Huairu, Shazhu lied to himself that he does not like her, but sooner or later he will face his heart. In the future, he will find that he still cannot forget Qin Huairu and still likes Qin Huai Ru's.

So if you want to persuade Sha Zhu, you can't tie together whether Sha Zhu likes Qin Huairu and whether Sha Zhu wants to marry Qin Huairu.

You are bound now, okay? If Shazhu doesn't like Qin Huairu, it means he won't marry her.

After that, Shazhu found out that he actually liked Qin Huairu, then he would feel that this was equivalent to marrying Qin Huairu.

Silly Zhu sighed: "Actually, I also know that she is not suitable for me. I am an unmarried young man with a good job. Why do I have to find a widow with three children? I haven't just hung on her these years. I have been on blind dates on a tree, and Aunt Liu from the street office has introduced me to no less than twenty people, but either I don't like them, or they don't like me, isn't this appropriate? "

"Is there anyone who got along with you and then blew it off?" Su Yi asked.

"That's a lot!" Silly Zhu said, "There are quite a few of them, but they don't want to talk about it for no reason. Really, this woman has so much on her mind now!"

Su Yi thought for a while and said: "Suppose there is such a girl. She is good at everything, has a good job, looks good, and has a good personality. You have met her on a blind date. Are you willing to get in touch with her?"

Snapped!

Silly Zhu patted his thigh: "Then I'm very willing!"

Su Yi chuckled: "But when you meet her, you find that there is an old bachelor living in the same courtyard as this girl. This old bachelor has brought five children and a very powerful father-in-law. This girl If you have nothing to do, you can help this old bachelor with washing, cooking and taking care of the children. If that’s the case, are you still willing to find this girl?”

"..." Silly Zhu looked at Su Yi faintly.

"Maliciousness from Silly Pillar +143..."

This thing exploded on the spot...

Su Yi picked up the wine glass with a smile: "Come on, let's go with one more brother!"

"Three in a row!" Shazhu gritted his teeth.

"Come on, come on, if you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury you." Su Yi laughed.

After three glasses of wine, Silly Zhu let out a long sigh and said, "Now I know why those girls looked at me wrong. Mad, I was stupid, boasting to others and deliberately letting others know about it. It’s obvious that I am kind-hearted and willing to help others... Really, Yuan Korea, I just now realize that I am a pig!”

"You're not allowed to say that!" Su Yi said with a straight face, "The pig is innocent, why do you belittle it?"

"Maliciousness from Silly Pillar +99..."

"Brother! I was wrong. I'm wrong. Isn't that okay? Please don't hurt me! Your words are so hurtful!" Silly Zhu cupped his fists and shouted, "A cultured person is a cultured person, my God, at this moment I'm so bad at work that I'm worse than a pig..."

Su Yi laughed and said: "Brother Zhuzi, it's actually quite unfair for me to say this to Sister Qin today. After all, even if she is a widow, she still has the right to pursue happiness. If she really wants to find you, you have to bend down and give in. It’s not impossible for you to do this. For her, it’s a good thing and it’s normal. But from your perspective, you have to ask yourself why.”

"Why?" Silly Zhu muttered.

"Yes, why." Su Yi said, "Why do you, a good young man, have to raise three sons for others? Why can you only marry a widow? Why can't you find a good partner? Why can't you get married? Why can't you have a child of your own? Why have you had such a high salary but not been doing well for so many years? "

After saying these words, Silly Zhu's face turned red as if he had been shot. He slammed the table and shouted loudly: "Yes! Why on earth is this! Why do I, He Yuzhu, have to be Silly Zhu? After all these years "Except you, Yuan Chao, you can call me Brother Zhu, why should I be called Silly Zhu? The old one calls me that, and the young one calls me too. What's wrong with me?"

As he spoke, He Yuzhu felt sad in his heart and burst into tears.

"Yuan Chao, I am suffering! I feel wronged! But except you, no one cares about me, not even my own sister. I am suffering, ugh..."

A grown man cried so hard that he was out of breath.

This time it was Su Yi's turn to be speechless.

There is no doubt that Silly Zhu drank too much.

But what is wrong with crying after drinking too much?

I have just drank a little more than one bottle now, and I have only finished a quarter of the second bottle of wine. Your drinking capacity is not good...

Su Yi saw Silly Zhu crying so much that he was so annoyed that he said with disgust, "How about you go back and come back when you've had enough crying?"

"Do you have any sympathy? I'm crying like this, and you still want me to leave?" Silly Zhu cried even harder.

Wo Nima...

"Someone is here. If you don't feel embarrassed, just keep crying!" Su Yi said.

"Stop scaring me, I'll cry no matter who comes!" Silly Zhu scratched his neck and sniffed, "Why can't I cry? Don't I even have the right to cry now? Huh?"

Dong dong dong...

There was a real knock on the door.

Silly Zhu was stunned.

"Come in." Su Yi said.

A woman pushed open the door and entered.

Silly Zhu's eyes were wide open, his neck was stretched out, and his limbs were drooping, like a blind bear who had just woken up from hibernation.