The reincarnation of the movie king

Zeng Xiaoxian was extremely generous. The lunch he invited was not a rice bowl but a delicious Sichuan restaurant.

"Cheers to Brother Yi for coming out of seclusion!"

The four wine glasses clinked together, and everyone drank the wine in their glasses.

"Brother Xiao Yi, I'm actually very curious. What kind of masterpiece have you brewed in seclusion for so long?" Zhang Wei asked curiously after putting down his wine glass.

"It's not a masterpiece, it's just an Internet short story written for bad money. It's the kind of long novel that has no logic and is just for fun." Su Yi complained while pouring himself a drink, "Honestly, This thing almost made me vomit, and I will never write another book like this in my life."

"Internet novice?" Zeng Xiaoxian said, "I know! I have read, for example, how a bad guy is made? I am not a hero, I have unrivaled vision! I am a bad guy, infinitely arrogant!"

"More novice than that." Su Yi sighed.

"I know! The domineering president fell in love with me?" Zhang Weidao.

"Haha, I need to be a little more naive." Su Yi said with a smile.

"Then it can only be pure and ambiguous!" Lu Ziqiao said.

"Haha, I need another noob." Su Yi said.

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"Is there really a novel about such a novice?" Zeng Xiaoxian expressed doubt.

"That's right, I have never seen internet novels that are more idiotic than the ones we talked about." Lu Ziqiao said.

"Hey, you'll see it soon!" Su Yi said with a smile, "Because I'm too new to this book, I didn't even sign my name on this book, but just gave it a random online name. Only you know about this now. , please don’t talk nonsense everywhere.”

"Don't worry, we are not big mouths like Tang Youyou!" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile.

"Hey, Tang Youyou is also my little aunt. Is it really okay for you to say that about her?" Lu Ziqiao said displeased.

Zeng Xiaoxian was a little embarrassed and immediately apologized: "Sorry, sad..."

"Lend me five hundred yuan and the matter will be cancelled!" Lu Ziqiao made the condition.

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"No!" Zeng Xiaoxian decisively refused.

"Don't be so stingy!" Lu Ziqiao smiled, "I know you are very confused about the dinner this afternoon. Maybe I can give you a good suggestion."

Zeng Xiaoxian said disdainfully: "I won't go at all, and I don't need your advice."

"If you don't go, it will have no meaning other than making people say you are stingy and unsociable. If you don't believe me, ask Brother Xiao Yi and Zhang Wei."

Su Yi and Zhang Wei nodded in unison: "That's true."

Zeng Xiaoxian's expression was a little shaken: "Okay, five hundred yuan, but you have to pay me back on time!"

"Don't worry! I, Lu Xiaobu, rely on credibility to travel around the world!" Lu Ziqiao vowed.

Zeng Xiaoxian counted five hundred-dollar bills from his wallet to him and complained: "Credit? Where was the money you lent me last time and the last time? How long has it been?"

"That's the money Lu Xiaobu borrowed from you. What does it have to do with me, Lu Ziqiao?" Lu Ziqiao smiled and put the money into his pocket.

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"He just said he was Lu Xiaobu or Lu Ziqiao?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked Zhang Wei.

"It's just a joke. Don't take it seriously!" Lu Ziqiao achieved her goal and said to Zeng Xiaoxian with a smile, "Although you have decided to retreat in spite of the difficulties, Teacher Zeng, whether he turned around in a dignified manner or left in embarrassment, are two completely different things. Concept. You don’t want everyone to think of you as a Luther, right? Especially Yifei, at least let her know that you are not leaving sadly, but you have a better choice!"

"What do you mean?" Zeng Xiaoxian was confused.

"It means that you need a beautiful girlfriend to attend tonight's dinner with you, so it will be Yifei's turn to feel uncomfortable." Lu Ziqiao said with a smile, "She will even feel frustrated that you have always abandoned her. , and look up to you from now on!"

Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated: "Girlfriend?"

"That's right!" Lu Ziqiao said confidently, "The four major deterrents that girls care about most nowadays are to be more beautiful, younger, and have fuller breasts!"

Zhang Wei asked doubtfully: "Aren't there only three of them?"

"Count again." Lu Ziqiao smiled and pointed at her chest.

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The other three men looked at each other and smiled knowingly.

"I think Zi Qiao is fooling you, Teacher Zeng." Zhang Wei said, "There are only six hours left before the afternoon dinner. Where are you going to find a beautiful girlfriend?"

"What's so difficult about this? Money can make a fool of himself!" Lu Ziqiao said.

"Money?" Zeng Xiaoxian showed a disgusted expression, "You don't want to find that kind of woman, do you?"

"Hey, don't get it wrong!" Lu Ziqiao pointed at him, "This is a new profession. It's about chatting, crying, and falling in love. Nowadays, many college students who can't find jobs after graduation are doing this. As long as If you are willing to give money, they will do anything!”

"Including being a girlfriend?" Zeng Xiaoxian was a little incredulous.

"Haha, if you can't think of it, there's nothing you can't do!" Lu Ziqiao said with a "you know" smile.

"I can testify to this!" Zhang Wei said excitedly, "Last week, Zi Qiao just found one for me. He is a poor college student, and he costs three hundred yuan a night!"

o_O!

"Beast!" Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and cursed.

"Where did you want to go?" Zhang Wei frowned, "I asked her to queue up overnight to buy a train ticket for me. It's hard to buy train tickets recently, and I have to catch up on my dissertation..."

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned.

"Not as good as a beast." Su Yi shook his head and sighed.

Lu Ziqiao said with a smile: "Brother Xiao Yi, do you need this kind of service? I can introduce you to one without any agency fees."

"No need for now, but I will definitely come to you if I need it. The agency fee should be collected. I'm not short of money!" Su Yi said with a smile.

"Brother Xiao Yi, you are so open-minded!" Lu Ziqiao's eyes suddenly lit up, "Come on, let me toast you!"

"Easy to say, easy to say!"

Bang...

After taking a sip of wine, Su Yi's expression changed and he said: "Madeh, you are still affected by the God of War..."

"What God of War?" Zhang Wei asked.

On the other side, Lu Ziqiao continued to attack Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, I now have a very suitable candidate to introduce to you. She is passionate, sexy and unrestrained. Her name is Celi."

"Where is it blocked?" Zhang Wei didn't hear clearly.

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The three of them looked at Zhang Wei with admiration. This legal pioneer had the ability to turn any words into obscenity.

"Teacher Zeng, you need a partner, otherwise you will lose your functions soon!" Lu Ziqiao said earnestly, "What's more important is that the landing price is only 498!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless: "Do you want me to eat at the same table with a woman hired for five hundred yuan? Or do you want me to try my functions with her?"

"Hey, you are discriminating!" Lu Ziqiao warned, "People spend their time making money based on their skills, and every penny is visible!"

"No matter what you say, I will never go to that stupid party!" Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"In this case, if you don't believe me, you should believe Brother Xiao Yi, right?" Lu Ziqiao pointed at Su Yi, "Let Brother Xiao Yi say it and see if he thinks you should go."

Ding.

Su Yi put down the rice bowl, swallowed the food in his mouth, and said, "It's time to go!"

Then continue to cook.

"Look!" Lu Ziqiao spread her hands, "Besides, if you don't go, Celi will be very disappointed."

"What do you mean?" Zeng Xiaoxian was a little confused.

Lu Ziqiao's phone suddenly rang.

Lu Ziqiao answered "Hello" and immediately smiled and said: "Go inside, the rich and glorious box, we are all here."

After that, he hung up the phone.

"Who is coming?" Zhang Wei asked.

"Seli," Lu Ziqiao said, "You were talking about it just now, why have you forgotten it now? Zhang Wei, your memory is starting to deteriorate."

"Cai Li!" Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened in horror, "I haven't promised you yet, Lu Ziqiao!"

"Of course we should do this as early as possible!" Lu Ziqiao said, "Don't worry, she is professional!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the door was pushed open, and a tall girl wearing a sexy dress with long wavy hair walked in and greeted everyone generously: "Hi, everyone, I am Celi, nice to meet you."

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Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei's eyes widened immediately.

"Let me introduce to you, she is the legendary Saili, a lawyer." Lu Ziqiao said with a smile.

"What a **** lawyer!" Zhang Wei's eyes were filled with peach blossoms and he spoke with a beeping device.

"His name is Zhang Wei, and he is working with you, but he is an assistant lawyer." Lu Ziqiao introduced.

"Hello." Celie stretched out her hand to him.

"Hello, hello." Zhang Wei looked like a pig and took Saili's hand with both hands. "Actually, if I burn the CD in half a year, our leader will let me become a full-time lawyer, and then I will become a real lawyer. .”

"Haha..." Saili gave up her strength and pulled her hand out of Zhang Wei's hand, "That's really - great!"

"Hey, wipe your saliva first!" Lu Ziqiao said disgustedly.

"Suck it!" Zhang Wei's expression changed and he turned around to wipe his mouth, "Where is the saliva? Zi Qiao, you lied to me!"

Lu Ziqiao smiled and continued to introduce: "This is Teacher Zeng."

"Hello, Teacher Zeng." Saili's eyes lit up and she immediately stretched out her hand.

"Just call me Xiaoxian!" Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows and quickly arranged his hair with one hand.

"When are we going to eat? What do you need me to do?" Celie asked with a smile.

"This...I..." Zeng Xiaoxian ended his sentence and didn't know how to answer for a moment.

"Finally, I would like to introduce this person, Su Yi, brother Xiao Yi!" Lu Ziqiao smiled and pointed at Su Yi.

"Hello Celi." Su Yi stood up and shook hands with her generously.

Apart from Lu Ziqiao, he was the only one at this table who knew that Celi was actually a real lawyer.

And she also has another identity, that is, she is a fan of Zeng Xiaoxian's show.

Don't be surprised by this, any show or any public figure is likely to have fans. Saili is one of Zeng Xiaoxian's few fans.

"Hello Mr. Su, nice to meet you."

After introducing everyone, Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly at Saili: "Excuse me."

Then he pulled Lu Ziqiao and ran out.

"I'll go take a look!" Zhang Wei couldn't wait to follow him out.

Su Yi and Saili were the only two people left in the room.

"These are unreliable..." Su Yi sighed secretly, smiled at Saili, and started chatting: "Lawyer Saili is young and promising. He can become a lawyer at such a young age. He has a great future."

"No, it's just good luck." Saili said politely, "Mr. Su, what line of work do you do?"

"Unemployed, I want to make some quick money without breaking the law. I haven't decided which line of work I want to do yet." Su Yi said with a smile, "Do you have anything to care about, Lawyer Saili?"

"Me? Mr. Su, stop joking, where can I take care of you?"

"My friends may be a little weird," Su Yi smiled and vaccinated her. "If their behavior is offensive, I hope you don't mind. They are actually not bad people."

"OK."

Soon the three sexy and slutty trio came in.

The three of them laughed a little unnaturally, and when they sat down, Su Yi discovered the problem. Zhang Wei actually sat next to Saili, while Zeng Xiaoxian sat on the other side.

Celi was a little surprised and a little unhappy, but she didn't say anything.

Fortunately, Lu Ziqiao worked hard to liven up the atmosphere, and Su Yi also smiled and said a few words at the right time, so the atmosphere at the dinner table was pretty good.

At this moment, the door was suddenly pushed open from the outside, and Hu Yifei was seen holding Tang Youyou with his arms, almost dragging her into the private room with an evil look on his face.

"It hurts, it hurts, Yifei, you hurt me!" Tang Youyou shouted exaggeratedly.

As soon as he finished speaking, Shen Linfeng also came in and greeted everyone awkwardly.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, you Zeng Xiaoxian, why didn't you bring Linfeng to treat you? Are you so stingy?" Hu Yifei cursed angrily, "Is this how you treat my friends?"

"Yifei, that's not actually the case. It's because I'm not used to Sichuan food..." Shen Linfeng explained hurriedly.

"Don't explain for him!" Hu Yifei said angrily, "Explanation is cover-up, cover-up is telling stories!"

Shen Linfeng smiled bitterly, spread his hands and said nothing.

"Su Yi, they are ignorant, and you are fooling around too?" Hu Yifei looked at Su Yi angrily, "Linfeng has been here for a long time just hoping to get acquainted with you all. He has good intentions."

Su Yi sighed and said: "Yifei, you women are not the only ones who can play The Legend of Zhen Huan."

Hu Yifei was stunned for a moment. She didn't know what she thought of. Her face suddenly became embarrassed, her eyes were a little evasive, and her tone softened: "That can't be like this, right?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked very unhappy. At this moment, he suddenly stood up, walked to Hu Yifei, smiled slightly and said: "Okay, I apologize, but there is a reason why we didn't call Mr. Shen when we came to eat at noon. .”

"What's the reason?" Hu Yifei asked.

"because--"

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly pulled up Saili, who was sitting next to Zhang Wei, and said with a smile: "Of course it's because I want to introduce my beautiful and sexy new girlfriend to everyone! Her name is Saili, and she is a lawyer. "

Hu Yifei was stunned for a moment and looked at Seri.

"Nice to meet you." Celie responded quickly and did not deny it.

"Okay, Zeng Xiaoxian!" Hu Yifei said with a smile, "Be silent and hold in your big move."

"Haha, it's because I want to introduce my new girlfriend to my friends, so I didn't call her Mr. Shen. Mr. Shen, I didn't make it clear to you before, do you mind? Haha..." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed. road.