The reincarnation of the movie king

They are all fun-loving young people, and they are all at the age and era of entertaining themselves to death. In addition, there is a bar opening show with free and unlimited drinks, and there are ten bands performing, so this New Year's Eve is spent at Jianghu Bar. After that, it won unanimous approval from everyone.

Everyone toasted together and agreed to see you at eight o'clock tomorrow night.

However, Su Yi vaguely remembered that their New Year's Eve was not a peaceful one.

But that was the original plot. Now that everything has changed, will it still be the same?

He just hoped that no trouble would come to him.

Murphy's Law tells us that the more we don't want something to happen, it will definitely happen.

Early the next morning, Su Yi went to the gym for training and boxing as usual. Zeng Xiaoxian called Lisa Rong in order to attend the New Year's Eve evening and made up an excuse to ask Lisa Rong to change the evening's live broadcast to a recorded broadcast. .

After getting permission, he happily went to record the show.

Before leaving, he heard everyone in 3601 discussing how to eat grilled chicken wings for lunch. He also ordered a portion of BT spicy chicken wings, saying that he would be back soon.

Lu Ziqiao decided to meet some girlfriends and tell them that he couldn't spend New Year's Eve with them.

Hu Yifei was worried about her failed mind-reading performance yesterday, and lamented that it would be great if there was real mind-reading.

Unexpectedly, Sekiya magically swore that there really is a mind-reading ability in this world. When he was a child, he met a Teppei artist named Mori Shinbei. This person can read minds, and this person is now in China. .

Everyone scoffed, thinking it must be a fake, but Sekiya Miracle was unconvinced and decided to invite Mori Shinbei to the love apartment to show everyone what real mind reading is.

So he immediately set off to find Mori Shinbei.

By the time Su Yi returned home, room 3601 had been decorated with lights and decorations in a New Year style.

Qin Yumo and Tang Youyou are decorating the room in 3602 next door, while Zhang Wei and Hu Yifei are mopping the floor and cleaning here.

"Do you need help?" Su Yi asked with a smile while standing at the door.

"No need, we have finished cleaning." Zhang Wei stood in the living room with a mop, wiping sweat while looking at Su Yi, "Brother B, your muscles are strong enough to compete with the Terminator, why are you Do you still want to go to the gym every day? You don’t really have a hobby of self-abuse, do you?”

"I don't go to fitness, but to practice boxing." Su Yi said, "To practice boxing, I need to practice Sanfu in the summer and Sanjiu in the winter. I never leave my fists and can't slack off. I slacked off for a long time when I first came to the love apartment. , the life now is my daily life before."

Zhang Wei shook his head incomprehensibly: "Now is a society ruled by law, and you are not a boxing athlete. What are you doing practicing boxing? If it is just for self-defense, your muscles are enough! Besides, if you look at someone's Yifei, even if Without training, he still suppresses the entire love apartment with his unique skills."

"My bullet dodge can only be used against ordinary people, but not against masters." Hu Yifei interrupted while wiping the table, "Xiao Yi's kung fu can be beaten by anyone. I really don't know how he practiced it. Yes, pervert!"

Su Yi smiled and said nothing.

The reason why Hu Yifei complained like this was because Su Yi and Hu Yifei had a martial arts competition experience before.

That sparring session became Hu Yifei's most unbearable memory, because she didn't even touch Su Yi from beginning to end.

The double crushing of force and intelligence has made Hu Yifei realize that this man is a strong man that even she must look up to.

"We plan to have chicken wings for lunch. We've already ordered them for you. You're welcome." Hu Yifei said to Su Yi.

Ding.

"Okay." Su Yi shrugged and checked that the ground was almost dry. He walked into the room and closed the door.

"In addition, Guan Gu went to hire a real mind-reading master," Hu Yifei said to Su Yi with a smile, "According to what he said, this person can really read minds. How about it? Are you afraid?"

"Why should I be afraid?" Su Yi smiled.

"Because if this master really knows how to read minds, he will know what is going on in your heart!" Hu Yifei glared at Su Yi, turned around and left angrily.

Su Yi touched his chin in embarrassment.

Zhang Wei asked inexplicably: "Okay, why are you suddenly angry? What's going on?"

"Don't ask about social affairs, I'll drag you down." Su Yi waved his hand.

"Oh." Zhang Wei continued mopping the floor honestly.

Su Yi sat on the sofa, picked up a magazine on the coffee table and read through it.

Just then the doorbell rang.

"It's coming, it's coming!" Hu Yifei ran out of the balcony again like a gust of wind, with a look of joy on her face, "The chicken wings should be here!"

"Hello, please sign for the chicken wings you ordered. The total price is 350 yuan." A fat delivery boy at the door smiled broadly.

"Okay, thank you!" Hu Yifei took the pen and signed for it without thinking, and then took away the takeaway.

Just as he was about to say goodbye to the delivery boy, he saw the other person smiling and bowing: "On behalf of the Rooster Terminator Food Stall, I wish you a happy new year. Thank you! Ahem!"

As he spoke, he made the gesture of counting money, laughing and extending his hand.

Hu Yifei was stunned for a moment, then rolled her eyes and took out a bag of garbage from behind the door and put it in the delivery boy's hand. She smiled and said, "I happen to have a bag of garbage. Please help me take it with you when you go downstairs. Bye!"

! (◎_◎;)

In the stunned eyes of the deliveryman, Hu Yifei closed the door, turned around and started to complain: "These days, everyone who delivers chicken wings wishes me a happy New Year! Look at the smile on his face, it's clear that he wants to go public. "

She put the chicken wings on the coffee table. Zhang Wei on the other side quickly put down the mop and ran over. He couldn't wait to open the takeout box and said casually: "Today is New Year's Eve. You have to show your appreciation by giving me a red envelope."

"No, giving money is too much!" Hu Yifei waved her hand, "I asked him to help me carry the garbage down, and I was already very good to him."

"Ah?" Zhang Wei was dumbfounded, "Is this how you express yourself?"

"Then what do you want from me?" Hu Yifei rolled her eyes angrily, "Stop talking nonsense and count quickly to see if it's enough."

Zhang Wei shook his head and sighed: "It's not easy for people to celebrate the New Year, so why bother?"

"Do you think so too, Xiao Yi?" Hu Yifei asked Su Yi, who was still reading the magazine.

"No moral kidnapping." Su Yi said without raising his head, "I support Yifei."

Hu Yifei immediately beamed: "See? Xiao Yi supports me!"

Zhang Wei shook his head and curled his lips and started counting chicken wings.

"Huh? That's not right!" Zhang Wei's eyes widened immediately after counting twice, "There are five chicken wings missing!"

"Let me see!"

Hu Yifei also counted them, and there were indeed five missing.

"How could this happen?" she said unhappily, "There are eight of us, eighty chicken wings, and now there are five missing, how can we divide them? This food stall is actually short of a pound!"

“The whole country is celebrating the Spring Festival!” Zhang Wei shook his head and sighed, “It’s a land of traditional virtues and etiquette!”

"That's unreasonable!" Hu Yifei got angrier as she thought about it, "I don't want you to feel comfortable during the Chinese New Year! If you dare to serve chicken wings without customers today, will you dare to eat the guests' tofu tomorrow?"

"Are the two related?" Zhang Wei was confused.

Hu Yifei suddenly took out a kitchen knife and stood up angrily.

"Yifei, what are you doing?" Zhang Wei immediately became nervous.

"I'll discuss my sword skills with my boss!" Hu Yifei sneered.

"No, no, no, calm down, Yifei!" Zhang Wei hurriedly stopped Hu Yifei, "Brother Xiao Yi, please persuade her!"

Ding.

Su Yi reluctantly put down the magazine and said to Hu Yifei: "Calm down, maybe it's not the boss's fault but the deliveryman who ate it secretly?"

"Then I'll discuss it with the delivery boy!" Hu Yifei snorted, waving her kitchen knife.

"Calm down, Yifei!" Zhang Wei hurriedly advised, "You have no evidence at all now. Besides, you have signed to receive the goods. What if they don't admit it?"

"Then what do you think we should do?" Hu Yifei said angrily.

"I have a way!" Zhang Wei's eyes lit up, "As the saying goes, the sky network is vast, sparse and not leaking!"

"What's missing? Showing off?" Hu Yifei rolled her eyes.

"They never dreamed that there would be a righteous lawyer living in the love apartment!" Zhang Wei said with a smile, as if he had a pearl of wisdom in his hand, "Just let me complete this gorgeous reversal!"

Hu Yifei's eyes were dull and she looked at Su Yi: "Is this guy trustworthy?"

Su Yi thought for a while and said: "Call the delivery guy just now and tell him that we already know that you stole five of our chicken wings. I will order ten more chicken wings now, but you will give away fifteen when you come." Here come the chicken wings. If the delivery boy agrees, then everything is OK. If the delivery boy doesn't agree, call their boss and tell him the same thing, and tell him that if he doesn't make up for the delivery, he will be on the iPartment website. Expose them, and by that time, the problem will generally be solved.”

After a pause, Su Yi added: "But I suggest that everyone don't eat the fifteen chicken wings that were delivered and just throw them away. Because I'm not sure whether the deliveryman will spit in them."

"Ah? Can't eat it? So what kind of solution is this?" Hu Yifei said dissatisfied.

"Why don't you steam the steamed buns to gain reputation?" Su Yi said with a smile, "There are many small things in life that don't need to be calculated to make sense. Any choice has its own gains and losses. It all depends on what you want."

"Haha, Brother B, your method this time is not very good!" Zhang Wei said proudly, "I think this kind of thing still needs to be handled by me as a lawyer. Don't worry, my professionalism will definitely win us a The most perfect result!”

Su Yi sighed: "It's hard to persuade the damn ghost! It's up to you!"

"Then I'll leave this matter to you, Lawyer Zhang." Hu Yifei patted his shoulder and said with a smile.

Zhang Wei ordered ten more chicken wings, which were delivered quickly by the same deliveryman just now.

He smiled and gave him ten yuan as a new year's gift, and decided to adopt a "gentle" tactic first.

"Sir, you are so stingy - ah no, you are so polite!" The delivery boy accepted Zhang Wei's tip with a smile.

Zhang Wei smiled and waved his hand, saying: "By the way -"

He walked up to the delivery man and lowered his voice and said seriously: "Does your boss often give customers too little chicken wings?"

! (◎_◎;)!

Su Yi and Hu Yifei were both speechless.

"How could it be?" The delivery boy really denied it and his attitude was very firm.

"Just wait a moment!"

Zhang Wei returned to the living room with a dark face.

After returning from the first battle unsuccessfully, he began to feel that things were not simple.

"The situation is worse than I imagined," Zhang Wei said sarcastically. "Being guilty of being a thief was once a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, but I didn't expect it to disappear now."

Su Yi sighed and said: "Use my method. No matter how much money you give him, it will be wasted and completely useless."

"Hmph, don't underestimate me! I'm a professional lawyer, and I have professional means!" Zhang Wei was unconvinced and decided to keep up his efforts.

He returned to the door again, this time taking out fifty yuan, ready to bribe the delivery man again.

"Are you willing to go to court to identify your boss? Although this may affect your career, please believe me, you will be fully protected 24 hours a day!"

The delivery boy looked at Zhang Wei as if he was crazy, then happily accepted the money and decisively rejected him.

"Just wait!"

Zhang Wei looked sad, but he was unwilling to return home defeated for the second time.

So he gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, and took out another hundred yuan. This time he used threats, intending to "combine hardness and softness."

But the delivery boy didn't agree with him at all and simply complained to Hu Yifei and Su Yi in the room, saying that there really was no such thing.

Zhang Wei was completely defeated.

But he was not willing to let his one hundred and sixty yuan go down the drain, so he used the excuse that "people of the same generation should reciprocate politely" and asked the deliveryman to give him lucky money, hoping to recover the loss.

"This guy is really weird, but he's just being rude. Well, let's use these ten yuan to celebrate the New Year." The delivery man looked like I was being generous and took the ten yuan that Zhang Weigang gave him. The money was returned.

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Zhang Wei wanted to strangle him to death.

Hu Yifei burst out laughing inside.

Su Yi shook his head and decided to take the initiative to solve this trouble.

He stood up and walked to the door and said to the delivery boy: "Either I call your boss now and tell you that you stole our chicken wings and collected a tip of 150 yuan from us using unconventional means; or, You spit out the money and pay us five chicken wings."

The delivery boy's expression changed and he was about to continue denying it.

Su Yi pointed at him and said seriously: "If you say any more nonsense, I will call your boss immediately!"

"Okay, okay, I'm scared of you!" The delivery boy flinched and returned the 150 yuan to Zhang Wei with a sad face.

"I really didn't eat your chicken wings, so I can't compensate you! But it's quite pitiful that you are missing five chicken wings during the Chinese New Year. I make the decision and give you this crayfish as a gift. Humanitarian compensation, let’s just forget about it and none of us will mention it, how about it?”

Just when Su Yi was about to refuse, Zhang Wei was afraid that the delivery boy would regret it, so he snatched the crayfish and said in surprise: "Okay! Then it's a deal, and we won't give it away until we leave!"

boom!

Zhang Wei closed the door directly, then breathed a sigh of relief, turned his head and said to Su Yi with a smile: "Brother Yi, we work well together! Look, I laid the groundwork in the early stage, and your final blow came naturally. So. I think you should be given half of the military medals for this victory."

Su Yi opened his mouth speechlessly, and finally sighed and asked, "Have you ever eaten crayfish?"

"No, what's wrong?" Zhang Wei said, "I never eat things with shells because it's too troublesome."

Su Yi patted his shoulder: "That's good. People who have never eaten seafood must not try it easily, because it may cause seafood allergies. If you don't want to spend New Year's Eve in the hospital, don't eat this plate of crayfish. .”

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment and said: "After hearing what you said, I want to give it a try and challenge myself."

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There is one more chapter, I will make up for it tomorrow.