The reincarnation of the movie king

"Don't worry, I'm not that wretched!" Zhang Xiaowei rolled his eyes and said, "I'm still confused and don't know what's going on. This is the first time I've discovered that my powers have such an effect. Before that , I have always felt that my powers are useless."

"You have to promise that you don't need to use your skills for us!" Tang Xiaoyou warned Zhang Xiaowei, "If you dare to use it on me, I will make you run away until your heart is broken!"

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"Is this how the idiom is used?" Zhang Xiaowei's face turned pale.

"If you dare to use it against me, I promise to work you to death!" Hu Xiaofei also clenched her fists to warn.

Which one is working hard?

Shuttlecock exercise?

Zhang Xiaowei suddenly shrank his neck: "You... were so scared that I even peed! You follow Mr. Guan Gu first, while I go pee first!"

After that, he ran to the side of the woods and left.

When he arrived at a place where no one was around, Zhang Xiaowei looked around furtively, excitement and expectation suddenly appeared on his face, he quickly unbuttoned his pants and took out a coin.

"I bet there are no bullets in my gun!"

A few seconds later...

"Ah..." A sound of comfort and relief came from Zhang Wei's throat. He closed his eyes with an unconcealable look of satisfaction on his face.

The door to a new world opens.

As the saying goes, it rained all night when the house was leaking. Guangu Miracle walked along the railway track, but this railway track was passed by trains coming and going.

Although he has made disciples of all the Zhepeng officers in the Demon City, people from other places will not piss him off.

So when a train came, Zhe Peng's senior management chose to turn a blind eye and let the Guangu Miracle fend for itself.

But something terrible happened.

When the train came over, Hu Xiaofei and others who had been following Guangu Miracle panicked and hurriedly tried their best to force the train to stop, but they failed.

The train "pants underpants" came over and crashed directly into the Miracle of Sekiya.

boom!

There was a loud noise and the train derailed.

But Guangu Miracle still walked forward unhurriedly without being affected in any way.

"this……"

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Not even a speeding train can stop the miracle of Guangu!

"Hurry! Go find Su Xiaoyi! Only by killing him can I be saved!" Guangu Miracle shouted angrily, "Go! Kill him! Don't let him live!"

"But Guangu, what will you do if we leave? Who will take care of you?" Tang Xiaoyou asked.

Guangu Miracle said expressionlessly: "If the care you are talking about means making me do a shuttlecock dance, shitting my pants, kicking a bitch away, and doing shameful things in public, then I won't do it at all. No need for such care!”

Sekiya Miracle became more and more excited as he talked, and finally his face was full of grief and anger: "Have you ever thought that if I never stop, people all over the world will see me shitting my pants and doing something shameful!"

"Have you ever thought about it, if I can't stop, I'm still going to need to go to the bathroom! Where else can I go but in my pants?"

"Have you ever thought that if I can't stop, I will die of thirst and starvation sooner or later! Oh my god, this must be the most humiliating way to die in human history! I will be recorded in history and be remembered by future generations. It’s ridiculous! I can’t wait to commit suicide in a minute!”

"Uh... Guan Gu, don't get excited, we will definitely help you solve this problem!" Tang Xiaoyou said hurriedly.

"That's right!" Hu Xiaofei answered with a serious face, "The source of all evil is Su Xiaoyi. We will definitely find him and get rid of him!"

"Don't worry, Mr. Guan Gu, we five cobblers will stink Zhuge Liang to death!" Zeng Xian'er vowed, patting his chest.

Everyone looked at him with expressionless faces.

Zeng Xianer shrank his neck and raised his hand with a smile.

"In short, leave this task to us!" Zhang Xiaowei said seriously to Guangu Miracle, "There is only one problem now!"

"What?" Guan Gu asked in a miracle.

"Where is Su Xiaoyi?" Zhang Xiaowei frowned and spread his hands, "Where are we going to find him?"

"Yes, the world is so big, where can I find him?" Hu Xiaofei was also worried.

"I couldn't have walked along the railway tracks for no reason!" Guan Gu Miracle gritted his teeth and said, "The scheming child keeps touching your belly! That's when Su Xiaoyi left the Magic City by train, and the path I took was where he passed by!"

"You mean, let us find it along the railway tracks?" Tang Xiaoyou asked.

"Stupid!" Zeng Xian'er said, "We should go back to Magic City first, and then ask where the nearest train goes to, and then go directly to the destination and wait for Su Xiaoyi to come to our door. Then, we can ……Hahaha!"

He laughed an evil laugh.

Snapped!

But the next moment, Hu Xiaofei slapped him on the back of the head and said angrily: "You are so ridiculous! The train has only one destination, but there are many stops along the way. How do you know Su Xiaoyi won't get off halfway?"

o_o

"Yes." Zeng Xiaoxian stopped laughing.

"It seems that we can only act separately!" Lu Xiaoqiao said, "We will go to different stations to explore the whereabouts of Su Xiaoyi. If we find Su Xiaoyi - Nei Zute!"

Lu Xiaoqiao looked fierce.

"But together we may not be his opponent, let alone separately?" Zhang Xiaowei spread his hands and said, "I think what we are doing is simply taking the initiative to kill someone."

"Then what do you think we should do!" Tang Xiaoyou said anxiously, "I don't know how long Guan Gu can last, we must find him as soon as possible!

"Listen, I have a plan!" Zhang Xiaowei said with a serious look, "Boss Lu and President Zeng, you are the first to take the lead, because your superpower, Boss Lu, is suitable for traveling, and President Zeng can draw hatred."

"You will be our vanguard, and you will definitely be able to intercept Su Xiaoyi before him! When you saw Su Xiaoyi, President Zeng immediately started taunting him, and Boss Lu quickly ran away with President Zeng on his back. Come and join us! "

"Two questions!" Zeng Xian'er raised his hand and said, "First, what if I was taunting and Boss Lu didn't run away but just beat me up? Second, how do we know where you are and where to meet you?"

"Good question!" Zhang Xiaowei gave him a thumbs up, "The answers to these two questions -

I don't know either. "

"Oh, what the hell are you talking about?" Tang Xiaoyou stamped his feet anxiously.

"Wait!" Lu Xiaoqiao's eyes widened, "Zhang Xiaowei's plan is feasible. I can tie Teacher Zeng to my back. It would be best for Teacher Zeng to wear some protective gear or something, so that he can avoid being beaten. I can activate the skill and hit Teacher Zeng at the same time, and hit him while running, without delay! Of course, because Teacher Zeng is wearing protective gear, I shouldn’t be able to hurt him.”

"In this way, won't the problem of attracting monsters be solved?"

"Is this... okay?" Zeng Xian'er expressed serious doubts.

"Believe me, it will definitely work!" Lu Xiaoqiao patted Zeng Xian'er on the shoulder and gave him a look of affirmation.

"Yes!" Zeng Xian'er nodded solemnly and agreed.

"Then there is a second question, how do we meet up?" Tang Xiaoyou asked.

"I have a way!" Hu Xiaofei said, "Let's find a car first, and then drive along the official road. If you find Su Xiaoyi, lead him back along the official road! As long as we don't take the small road, as long as you don't If you get lost, we will definitely meet up!”

"This is a good idea!" Lu Xiaoqiao's eyes lit up, "That's it, President Zeng, come on, I'll take the first step behind you!"

"Okay!" Zeng Xian'er was not polite to him and lightly jumped on his back.

"Swallow! How can I live without you, Swallow!" Lu Xiaoqiao cried and ran out, disappearing in the blink of an eye.

"Then let's go find a car too!" Zhang Xiaowei said expectantly, "To be honest, this is my first time going on a business trip with two beauties. Thinking about it, I'm really excited, hehe..."

Hu Xiaofei and Tang Xiaoyou looked at each other, then pointed at Zhang Xiaowei and said: "Let's go in pairs, you go alone! Split up!"

o_o

Zhang Xiaowei's smile froze on his face.

He was disliked.

The five-person group of superpowers acted separately according to the plan, but Guangu Miracle was abandoned by Zhe Peng's senior management.

When the second speeding military train derailed due to the Miracle of Guangu, causing heavy casualties, Zhe Peng's senior management finally reached the limit of their tolerance for the Miracle of Guangu.

They had to stop running all the trains, and Miracle Sekiya occupied a railway line by himself, which made them very angry.

Faced with this weird thing, they couldn't think of a better solution, so they simply got rid of Guangu Miracle.

It's a pity that they sent killers, shot wildly at Guan Gu Miracle, and even threw grenades, but they couldn't do anything to Guan Gu Miracle.

On the contrary, Guangu Miracle was offended. He sang "Listen to me and say thank you" to everyone present. He successfully turned the people who came to kill him and the spectators into his servants, and accompanied him to "press the railway". ".

Guangu Miracle originally desperately thought that if he could not find Su Yi, the fate waiting for him would be death of thirst or starvation.

But what he didn't expect was that at twelve o'clock in the afternoon, the power that controlled his body suddenly disappeared!

Disappeared without a trace, as if it had never appeared!

Miracle Guandu almost cried with joy after regaining his freedom. After moving his hands and feet in disbelief, he looked up to the sky with excitement.

"Free! I'm free!" He was ecstatic.

The believers who were bewitched by him also cheered for joy, raised their arms and shouted wildly, sincerely happy for him.

"Quickly, find me new pants and new shoes!" Miracle Guan Gu felt the sticky crotch and was so disgusted that he couldn't stand it for a second. He hurriedly ran to the railway edge. There was a stream not far away.

He hurriedly found a sheltered place, quickly took off his pants and shoes, washed his lower body, and then waited for his followers to give him new pants and shoes. At the same time, he secretly felt cruel and fantasized about catching Su Xiaoyi. How should I deal with him in the end?

"Mr. Guangu, I'm still looking for the pants. Please try these shoes first to see if they fit!" A believer brought a pair of shoes to Guan Gu and Miracle. Guan Gu Miracle hurriedly put them on his feet and tried them on. They found they were about the same size.

But at this moment, his body suddenly walked out of the hiding place uncontrollably and walked back towards the railway tracks.

"No, no, no... no!" Guan Guqiu screamed in fear, but he couldn't do anything at all.

He watched helplessly as he walked out without wearing pants, walked towards the railway track, and then continued on his journey along the railway track.

So - the news that a Zhepeng man ran rampant along the railway tracks for six hours without wearing pants made the front pages of newspapers across the country.

There is no such thing as mosaic these days...

The Miracle of Guangu became famous.

The enthusiastic Chinese people also gave him a very affectionate nickname - Guan Gu**.

Six hours later, Guangu Miracle, who had almost arrived in Hangzhou, regained his freedom again. He immediately took the pants of the believers who accompanied him and put them on himself. Then he hurriedly took the food and water prepared by the believers and took a big gulp. Started eating.

Ten minutes later, his body was on the road uncontrollably again...

It has to be said that this skill actually leaves Guangu Miracle time to eat and repair, which can be said to be fattening Ginkgo.

Since Sekiya Miracle moves are completely unnecessary, Sekiya Miracle can also sleep while walking.

So at night, Guangu Miracle basically walked while sleeping.

Twenty-four hours a day, every six hours, Guangu Miracle has ten minutes of free time. During these ten minutes, Guan Gu Miracle uses it to eat, drink water, and relieve himself.

the other side……

The five-person group of superpowers chased them all the way to Jiaxing, Hangzhou, and then to Fujian, but they couldn't even touch Su Yi and Qin Xiaomo!

Su Yi and Qin Xiaomo seemed to have evaporated, disappearing without a trace.

During this period, Hu Xiaofei and Tang Xiaoyou came to see Guangu Miracle, and they were speechless.

They also read the newspapers, and they all knew about the tragic and tragic experience of Guanyu Miracle.

It is said that a British company called Guinness has prepared to record the record of "a Zhepeng man named Miracle Sekiya who walked 217 kilometers naked" for future generations to watch.

Guangu Miracle sang "Listen to me and say thank you" to them again, and sent them to work harder to find Su Yi for him.

But what he didn't expect was that the search actually took more than a year!

Spring goes and autumn comes, time goes by.

During this year, Guangu Miracle still kept walking, from the Magic City to Guangzhou, from Guangzhou to the Fog City, and from the Fog City to Yan'an...

People all over the world know the characteristics of Guangu's miracles, so wherever he goes, people avoid him, and time it carefully, leaving food and water for him along the way, evacuating the crowds, and not giving him a chance to recruit believers.

No one messed with him, no one paid attention to him, everyone just treated him as a natural landscape. The flames of war will continue to burn when they should be burning, and the people who should indulge in extravagance will continue to indulge in extravagance and extravagance.

In addition to the Miracle of Guangu, the Super Five also made quite a name for themselves this year, especially fitness hero Hu Xiaofei!

She and Tang Xiaoyou later separated. While searching for Su Xiaoyi, they happened to encounter a war, and then successfully changed the outcome of the war.

Since then she has become famous!

Tang Xiaoyou, Zeng Xianer and Lu Xiaoqiao also made a name for themselves. The four of them were called the "Four Powerful Heroes"!

There is also a person with special powers, Zhang Xiaowei, who has become a scum that everyone reviled.

Because this guy opened a happy club for rich women and used his powers to make a lot of money, many 404 stories were born.