The Road to Slaying God

at last!

Boom... There was a loud noise.

The bald head actually resisted a bazooka and fired an armor-piercing projectile into the air!

The corpses of the Vietnamese exploded in the air without a trace, only some messy pieces of meat and blood rained down from the air one after another, breaking the calm of the sea...

...

Zhang Yang watched the sea smoke slowly dissipate with a dull expression, and then a row of blood red characters appeared on the screen: Thank you for appreciating, this is the end of opposing us!

It's over, it's over!

Watching the video disappear suddenly, Zhang Yang wiped the sweat from his forehead. He was shocked by the scene just now. The bloody violence has surpassed his imagination, like an invisible opponent grabbing his heart and twisting it vigorously. The most important thing is Yes, Zhang Yang can tell that this is not a movie, but a real video. After all, Zhang Yang has studied the art department for several years, so he can still distinguish the authenticity of the video from the fake.

It is precisely because knowing that it is true, the fear seems to have penetrated into the soul. No wonder, this video made a sensation on the Internet twenty years ago!

How do you feel? The little monk jumped out with a strange smile on his face, and the picture returned to the leisurely beauty with snowflakes fluttering and tea fragrance overflowing, as if those horrified, fearful, bloody and violent scenes just now were simply an illusion .

As expected of the number one guard...

Zhang Yang suddenly remembered that he wanted to see if he could activate his thinking and memory after watching the video, but besides fear, his body was still afraid, and there was something that could activate memory and thinking.

Hey, you want to learn kung fu from here, but you will be disappointed. Well, the uncle has been sleeping for almost twenty years, and he is very busy. Hurry up and make your request, and I will try my best to satisfy you, but , let me warn you first, don't be too greedy...

Can you really satisfy any of my requirements like the devil in Aladdin's lamp? Zhang Yang's eyes widened. He didn't believe that a character in a cartoon could satisfy people's requirements and desires like the devil in Aladdin's lamp. hope.

Damn it, who do you think I am? I am much more powerful than that bullshit devil in Aladdin's magic lamp. You say, money, beauty, power, fame and fortune, I can be satisfied...

The little monk seemed very angry, jumped up suddenly, a kitchen knife bigger than his body suddenly appeared in his hand, and slashed towards the octagonal pavilion. Although it was a simulated scene, Zhang Yang still felt extremely painful. The octagonal pavilion and couch, including the teapot, if they are in real life, are definitely top-notch handicrafts, priceless!

Then...then...can you give me one million yuan? Zhang Yang asked cautiously.

Your wish is one million RMB?

The little monk stared wide-eyed, with an unbelievable expression on his face, Zhang Yang was concerned, did he open his mouth too much?

Or five hundred thousand... no no... no... Seeing the surprised expression on the little monk's face, Zhang Yang quickly changed his words: I'm just asking, actually, I want to learn kung fu...

Day day day day... my day... can't you order something else? Anything else is fine. I really don't know how to do this... The little monk froze for a moment, and a car appeared on the screen. A huge two-wheeled racing car, the little monk has already got into the car, and it looks like he wants to escape.

Then do you have any martial arts cheats? Zhang Yang looked disappointed.

Damn it, let me tell you earlier, isn't it just a martial arts cheat book, which made me even plan to run away...

After hearing Zhang Yang's words, the little monk immediately jumped off the motorcycle in a big way. The vivid and anthropomorphic expression made Zhang Yang break out in cold sweat. To escape, he just needs to turn the screen black. Huge motorcycle?

Now Zhang Yang guesses that this little monk is an intelligent program on the Internet, and only an intelligent program can change the scene so quickly. Just a real person, when the program has reached such a point, although human computer programs are changing with each passing day, in the field of intelligent programs, for some reason, there has been no progress in the past few decades, and it is almost still at the second level. ten years ago.

Nine Yin White Bone Claws.

Iron Sand Palm

Tai Chi

Nine Yin Scriptures

The Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Subduing

Dog stick method

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Sunflower Book

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Are these enough? The little monk stood in a corner of the screen with a proud face, and a large pile of martial arts secret books with the titles appeared on the screen.

That...cough cough... Zhang Yang looked at the names of martial arts in these martial arts novels and could only be speechless. He had a feeling of being fooled, and the latter one even made out the kung fu practiced by eunuchs.

Damn, your requirements are too high. You can be invincible in the world if you learn any of these martial arts. It took me a whole week to sort out these kung fu guys...***, I look down on this, demand It's quite tall! It seems that I have come up with a unique trick... The little monk rolled his black and white eyeballs, and a sly smile appeared on his face.

The Immortal Way, a very ordinary book is displayed on the screen. The only thing that looks good is that the words Immortal Way look very elegant and unrestrained, and paired with the book review, it looks a bit out of this world.

How about this book? The little monk stared at Zhang Yang.

Zhang Yang was speechless, the title of the martial arts secret book that started to fool him could still be a little bit, this time he actually used a book title that he had never heard of to fool him, and this book knew it was about feudalism Superstitious fortune-telling books, what kind of martial arts are there?

I said, are you not satisfied with this? The little monk was furious.

That... let's forget it... Zhang Yang pursed his lips.

[I want to go up, brothers, if I want to be overbearing and update more, I will smash the recommendation ticket fiercely]