The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Luo Binghe looked gloomy and paced back and forth in front of him a few times with his hands behind his hands.

Shen Qingqiu was just thinking that he was trying to figure out how to control himself, when he saw Luo Binghe suddenly turning his head.

He said sternly: "May I ask Master, if all the demons in the world have killed people and massacred cities, all these sins must be blamed on me?"

Shen Qingqiu raised his eyebrows.

Seeing that he didn't answer, Luo Binghe slowly clenched his fists and said: "You used to be so trusting in me, but now you are always doubting me for having ulterior motives. Is the distinction between worlds and clans really so important? A complete change of attitude?”

No, you missed the point. The key is not the difference between the clans, but the difference between the male protagonist and the scumbag!

The original owner, Luo Binghe, had never been interested in hiding his true face in front of the scumbag villain who was about to die. Looking at this situation, it doesn't look like he's going to be killed immediately.

Shen Qingqiu felt confident and became bolder when he spoke again.

Shen Qingqiu said: "In that case, I also have something to ask you."

Luo Binghe tilted his head and said, "Disciple, you are attentive."

Shen Qingqiu said: "If you sneaked into the Huanhua Palace, if it is not unpredictable, then what is your intention?"

This was really a question he particularly wanted to ask.

Why exactly? ! How could the male protagonist not follow the original thinking and plot?

Hearing this, Luo Binghe seemed to be stunned and moved his lips, but did not speak.

If you can't explain it, don't blame others for suspecting you have ulterior motives... But there's something wrong with you, hero!

In the original work, how could the eloquent person be able to single-handedly carry a Cangqiong Mountain's eloquent lotus flower? !

Shen Qingqiu asked: "Can't you answer?"

I told you earlier, this is the price of playing the Infernal dungeon too quickly and not practicing properly to gain points. You see, I haven’t practiced my skills enough! ?

Luo Binghe lowered his head. In the dark dungeon, the water and fire trembled, and it was difficult to see the expression on his face.

After being silent for a while, Luo Binghe suddenly said: "I hope Master will answer me sincerely."

Pursing his lips, he added stiffly: "Just one sentence."

Shen Qingqiu said: "Speak."

Luo Binghe paused and took a breath.

He whispered: "Do you have any regrets?"

Shen Qingqiu thought he heard wrongly.

He kept silent and rolled his eyes, looking at Luo Binghe from head to toe.

This "do you have any regrets", of course, only asks about one thing. The whole text is not abbreviated, it just asks him whether he regrets kicking Luo Binghe into the abyss.

Why did Luo Binghe ask him such a question?

nonsense. Of course he regretted it so much that his intestines turned green with regret. But does it make sense to ask this question? !

Shen Qingqiu was twitching in his temples when suddenly a huge pop-up window popped up in front of his eyes.

System: [Please see the multiple choice questions:

Option a: Regret. I have regretted being a teacher for a long time, and I have regretted it all the time in the past few years.

Option b: (sneering) When I see you look like this, I know there is no need to regret it!

Option c: remain silent. 】

…

Can you die——

Is this what you upgraded and updated?

What the hell is in those brackets? ! Even the tone and expression have been set for me. Do you think it’s a galgame——

It's not as good as the original low-level version. Someone please come and give me a system 1.0 installation package - I thank his whole family!

Shen Qingqiu's face was full of black lines: "a is too fake! I don't believe that I am Luo Binghe, and I am disgusting! What's going on with b?! Do you dislike him for not strangling me to death last time? You're an idiot so!"

System: [Please select. 】

Shen Qingqiu: "ccc!"

System: [Image philosophy depth +10.]

Shen Qingqiu: "Who can tell me how this 'image philosophy depth' is calculated?"

He just stared and remained silent.

Unable to wait for an answer, Luo Binghe slowly loosened his clenched fists and laughed at himself: "I am stupid enough to ask Master this question even though I know the answer."

Shen Qingqiu made up his mind not to answer a word to him from now on.

This is so wrong.

If he hadn't known that Luo Binghe was the total energy source of all systems in this world, Shen Qingqiu would have definitely suspected that he had been tricked.

If it weren't for God's perspective on the plot, Shen Qingqiu would definitely doubt... Luo Binghe might really be a little bit sad.

Silence is golden, more words make more mistakes. Shen Qingqiu closed his eyes and sat quietly with his feet crossed.

There was a moment of silence on the other side, and Luo Binghe's cool and soft voice came.

"Master, you are always reticent. You used to say a few words to me, but now you don't want to."

After a pause, his tone suddenly changed, and he said with a ferocious smile: "But it doesn't matter, I have plenty of ways to make you speak."

You’re not happy if you talk, and you’re not happy if you don’t talk, so why bother!

As soon as he finished the last sentence, Shen Qingqiu suddenly opened his eyes.

A small twinge came from deep in my lower abdomen.

After a moment, the stinging pain disappeared, replaced by a strange feeling of something crawling in his veins.

The blood of the demon has been dormant for many days and has completely adapted to the environment in the host's body. At this time, it was inspired by the original owner, condensed into an insect, and began to explore the internal organs of the body.

Luo Binghe said slowly: "Spleen, kidneys, heart, liver, and lungs."

Every time he mentioned a place, a weird itching pain came from that place. It was really itchy and painful, like rows of tiny teeth gnawing at it, accompanied by a burning sensation.

Although it's not heartbreaking, it's still bearable.

Shen Qingqiu couldn't sit still and bent down involuntarily, having the urge to curl up into a ball. Cold sweat dripped down the wet drops on his chin.

The male protagonist's style was finally right, but it was his turn. Mom's stomach hurts so much. Is this how a girl feels when she comes to visit her? !

Luo Binghe said warmly: "Master, where do you want it to bite?"

Don't want to go anywhere! ! ! No, it turns out it hasn’t spoken yet? ! Then what will it feel like when it is swallowed! ! !

Shen Qingqiu slapped the system: "Can you think of something? After all, I can be considered your customer, right?!"

System: [Whether to enable the key prop: Fake Jade Guanyin? Warm reminder: The license to use this prop is only once. 】

Shen Qingqiu: "What is Luo Binghe's anger level now?"

System: [30 points.]

Shen Qingqiu: "Why is it so low? Are you sure you didn't make a mistake?! It's completely unscientific!"

An artifact that can eliminate 5,000 points will definitely not work against 30 points!

Shen Qingqiu: "Are there any other options? What is the second most popular option in the industry?"

System: [Do you want to enable situational pushers? 】

...This name doesn't sound too advanced. But since it is the second-ranked solution in the industry, this is it!

Shen Qingqiu decisively poked it!

Luo Binghe sneered: "You don't want to look at me or talk to me. Do you think it's dirty?"

As he said that, he took a step forward and hummed: "In that case, it's not as good as you want!" He stretched out his hand to grab Shen Qingqiu's shoulder.

Seeing his movements, Shen Qingqiu subconsciously dodged. Luo Binghe caught nothing and only caught a piece of clothing. Originally, this outer robe was blown to pieces by the little palace master's whip wind. With such a pull, most of it was torn from the shoulders with a hiss.

This development was unexpected for both of them, and they were both stunned on the spot, turning to stone.

Shen Qingqiu had just been splashed with ice water on his face, but now, his clothes and hair were sticking to his fair skin, and the immortal ropes as thin as red threads were tied around his body, even though the expression on his face was extremely upright. No matter how upright he was, he still looked extremely...immodest.

Luo Binghe's eyes suddenly widened.

After staying for a while, he suddenly reacted, as if he had been burned by a soldering iron, and immediately threw away his hand and turned around!

As soon as he avoided it, the blood poison that was about to move in his internal organs seemed to be frightened and dispersed, and the obvious blockage in the blood vessels immediately dissipated.

Shen Qingqiu took a breath and roared in his heart: Auntie, it doesn't hurt anymore!

So how exactly does this scene pusher work? ! Why not call him a clothes-exploding expert and just let him explode his clothes? ! What does principle mean? Are you taking advantage of Luo Binghe's physical disgust after seeing the man's half-naked body? !

Luo Binghe stood stiffly for a while with his back to him, as if he didn't know how to move his limbs. Suddenly he quickly took off his outer robe and threw it back.

Shen Qingqiu's face was confused by the hood in his coat.

Shen Qingqiu: "..."

What does this mean?

This scene...why is it inexplicably familiar and inexplicably uncomfortable?

Why does it make people think of the classic and vulgar plot "after the downtrodden girl is rescued, the man puts a warm coat on her"? !

Shen Qingqiu was horrified and couldn't accept it. He pushed his arm and let the dark robe slide off his shoulders.

The soft and delicate robe fell to the ground, and the silver halo flowed along the extremely fine streamlined dark lines. Luo Binghe heard the sound of sussing and looked back, his coat was on the floor. Shen Qingqiu cautiously pushed it this way twice. In fact, he was still thinking about whether to fold it for Luo Binghe. Who knew that he was just thinking about it, but before he took action, when he looked up, Luo Binghe had already turned around. , the eyes reflected the dazzling firelight, and seemed to be filled with anger. The veins on the back of his hand were prominent, and he flexed and stretched his knuckles a few times, then hit a few violent blows as if to vent his anger.

These several shots were actually a combo, without aiming at all. Several of them hit the lake surface, causing huge splashes of water in the distance; another one hit the cave wall, directly exploding a large crater, and rocks rolled down. Next, the torch was shaken and fell into the lake. It did not go out, but floated on the water and continued to burn brightly. The light of the fire made Luo Binghe's face flicker, and his ghostly aura filled the sky.

He slowly closed his hand and said: "I almost forgot, Master will definitely not like anything the demons get their hands on."

The dignified male protagonist, the first boss of this game, actually loses his temper here regardless of his image. What is the difference between this and a dissatisfied child kicking toy blocks in anger.

The price has dropped, the price has dropped too much!

Why are you throwing rocks at me when you have nothing to do? You have the guts to chop me on the head! Cutting here - oh no, I forgot that it was himself he was cutting now.

The author has something to say:

Thank you Aliang gn for the deep-water torpedoes and diving bombs, as well as for falling down when walking, Mingzhi, cute little fox, orli, coer, spoon dropped to the ground, small pancake, Fengqi Yicheng Liluo, Jin Shining, banjiamao, Yelian, Xiao Nilan, Amaterasu Moe God, Bai Wuyi, Guo Xiaoyuan, Zhuyuegn's Landmine!

I just measured 800 meters and still haven’t recovered yet. Sorry for the late update. I’ll catch the bug in the front and I’ll comment later... Thank you everyone!