The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Shen Qingqiu's liver and gallbladder were split.

The reason why his liver and gallbladder were split was not because he had probably just escaped from Luo Binghe's eyes, but because at that moment, he seemed to hear a familiar voice.

A voice as robotic as Google Translate.

I'm so excited!

Did you say that if you change the hardware, it won’t contain viruses? !

What if you promised to change your mind and live a new life? !

Shen Qingqiu covered his ears and rushed from the demon world to the human world. He rushed all the way from the wilderness back to the border land. The sound of the demonic sound penetrated his brain, as if it was stationed in his nerves.

[...activate...activate...soul binding...]

[...Repair...Contact customer service...]

Because it is soul bound, it was activated again after meeting Luo Binghe, right? !

Because the body has been changed, the contact is poor. I need to contact customer service for repair, right?

The hero is really his magic star!

Shen Qingqiu cursed all the way, but fortunately the system could not speak a complete sentence except half-deadly repeating those few keywords. He then slowed down and walked slowly back to the town.

The small towns in the Borderlands look more popular during the day than at night. It can't be said to be prosperous, the streets are neither wide nor residential, there are not too many pedestrians, and after all the shops are open, it can be considered prosperous.

Beside the tea shop, with flags fluttering, a young man and woman looked at each other with swords in hand. They walked over and asked, "Why haven't you returned to Cang Qiong Mountain Sect yet?"

Liu Mingyan gave him a slight salute. Yang Yixuan said hurriedly: "All the disciples from other sects have gone back. Now that our seniors are out of danger, we can feel relieved."

Shen Qingqiu entered the teahouse with them and found a table to sit down. Someone who was chatting aside glanced at him and immediately exclaimed: "Ah, yes...yes..."

Shen Qingqiu looked back and saw the few disciples he had saved the night before when he crawled out of the soil. The man who saw him first was hesitant and unable to scream, so Lu Liu hurriedly said: "It turns out to be Mr. Jueshi...!"

He said two words after "Peerless", but it sounded extremely vague and passed under his tongue. The others hurriedly followed suit: "It turns out to be Peerless... Senior!"

Shen Qingqiu nodded to them and decided in his heart that he must choose another high-ranking title. Without delay!

Yang Yixuan said blankly: "Senior, is your surname Huang? Huanghua? Guanghua?"

Shen Qingqiu coughed twice and said vaguely: "It's just... well."

After using this ID for so many years, this is the first time I feel a little ashamed. He looked serious and said: "Last night, disciples from all sects saw me in Chiyun Cave. Although I can't hide it anymore, if others ask me, you should say as little as you can. If you can keep silent, Mention, that’s the best.”

Yang Yixuan said: "Why? Senior, aren't you familiar with my master?"

"Well, it's quite familiar..."

Shen Qingqiu was not sure what to say, but the table next to him continued to chat. Someone spit out the melon seed shell and said, "Brother Six, please go on, what is the other explanation?"

Lu Liudao: "When it comes to this other explanation, it is much more interesting. This statement seems to have been spread from insiders. This Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu..."

When Shen Qingqiu heard these two names, his heart skipped a beat. He straightened his back involuntarily, raised his ears and listened, and the fan in his hand also swung slowly. The two people from the Cangqiong Mountain Sect couldn't help but look at him with suspicion.

Lu Liu took a sip of tea and said: "Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu are masters and disciples, right? Luo Binghe came from a poor family. He suffered all the hardships in the world since he was a child. After joining the Cangqiong Mountain Sect, he was not appreciated for a period of time. , he was bullied by his classmates. Fortunately, Shen Qingqiu treated him very kindly. "

He was shaking his head and swaying as he spoke, and with a pear tree in his hand, he was no different from a storyteller. Shen Qingqiu secretly nodded: Yes, before kicking Luo Binghe down, he thought he still had a good conscience towards him.

Yang Yixuan snorted and said, "What's the use of being friendly to him."

Someone said in surprise: "Isn't this statement contrary to the rumors that Shen Qingqiu tortured his disciples?"

Lu Liudao: "Are you surprised by this? Then it was said later that the master and apprentice were facing each other day and night, and they were secretly in love. What should you do?"

The three people at the table had all had tea in their mouths. After hearing this sentence, Shen Qingqiu and Yang Yixuan spurted their tea in unison. Although Liu Mingyan didn't spray, he shook his hand and tilted the tea bowl, spilling the tea all over the table.

The whole table gasped one after another: "There is still such a saying!"

Lu Liudao: "Exactly. However, strictly speaking, it is Luo Binghe's unilateral wishful thinking towards Shen Qingqiu."

Wishful thinking? Wishful thinking? !

"Who is Shen Qingqiu? The master of Qingjing Peak. What's the path to Qingjing Peak? He has a pure heart and few desires, and only focuses on the practice of collecting scriptures. Luo Binghe doesn't want it, so he hates it out of love!"

Veins popped up on Shen Qingqiu's forehead and back of his hands.

Yang Yixuan was shocked and said: "Hate because of love?"

Lu Liu continued: "In this case, it is very easy to explain. The Immortal Alliance Conference must be like this:

"Luo Binghe went out to fight as the first disciple of Qingjing Peak and achieved great results. He felt confident in his heart. Just when the monsters were out of control and the barrier sealed the mountain, Shen Qingqiu went to the Jedi Valley to support him. Luo Binghe was obsessed for a moment and took the opportunity to reveal his feelings to the master."

Shen Qingqiu held his forehead in pain.

Why, I always feel that nine out of ten sentences this person says are correct, but the last sentence sounds so weird?

And it’s this sentence that makes the whole paragraph feel weird!

Lu Liu said solemnly: "Shen Qingqiu takes care of himself, so naturally he sternly refuses."

Shen Qingqiu was moved. I never expected that people would still use the word "clean oneself" to him.

Immediately afterwards, the plot took a turn for the worse, and Lu Liu said excitedly: "Who knew that after being rejected, Luo Binghe became desperate and had evil thoughts. He actually became crazy and rebellious, and wanted to force Shen Qingqiu to submit!"

Shen Qingqiu inserted his fingers into the messy hair on his head and buried his head deeply.

Yang Yixuan was speechless. The young man had just been opened to the new world and was deeply shocked. Liu Mingyan said softly "Ah".

Just listen to her say: "That's it."

So what is this? ! ? !

Which "this" is this? ! ? !

Don’t think that because you are the heroine, I won’t criticize you! ! !

Unknowingly, Lu Liu's table was filled with onlookers who were listening to gossip. The melon seed benches were all over the floor. They were all paying attention. At this time, they all sighed: "Beasts——"

"It's really worse than a beast——"

The sighs were full of contentment.

Brother, are you the captain of the border patrol team or the captain of the gossip team? !

Lu Liu put down the tea bowl suddenly, as if taking a photo of a cliffhanger.

"How could Shen Qingqiu give in? In the confrontation between master and disciple, the master was the better one. Luo Binghe retreated in defeat and left sadly.

"Although Shen Qingqiu was betrayed, Shen Qingqiu still couldn't bear to ruin the reputation of his beloved disciple. He couldn't explain it clearly, so he only used the excuse that Luo Binghe had died at the hands of the demons.

“So, this is the truth behind Luo Binghe’s disappearance for several years after the Immortal Alliance Conference and his death but not returning to the Cang Qiong Mountain Sect.

"It's not that he doesn't want to see me, it's that he has no face to see Master!"

What an intense plot!

Who are these two rapists and the White Lotus Virgin! ?

The key is that the strong [beep——] has not succeeded yet the strong [beep——], which is too frustrating. How could this be Luo Binghe! Whoever he wants to rape [beep——] will open his legs obediently, okay? !

Lu Liudao: "After his failure in love at the Immortal Alliance Conference, Luo Binghe had another adventure. He developed a unique skill and gained the favor of the master of Huanhua Palace. But he still didn't give up on Shen Qingqiu and made a comeback. Only then did he Changes in Jinlan City.

"Don't the Cangqiong Mountain Sect all insist that Luo Binghe is a demon? I don't think it's necessarily groundless. They probably found clues that he colluded with the demons and slandered Shen Qingqiu. Shen Qingqiu is aloof, and Luo Binghe can't get into his eyes, so he's going to kill him Shen Qingqiu dismounted his horse and showed off his arrogance! "

... Shen Qingqiu didn't know what he had given up. In short, he suddenly felt relaxed physically and mentally, and he didn't want to listen to anything or care about anything.

He said kindly to the other two people, "Let's order."

Lu Liu turned around and said: "Jueshi... Sir, your table will be charged to me."

Then look back and continue to feel sad.

"Luo Binghe tried every possible means to imprison Shen Qingqiu in the Huanhua Palace Water Prison. Where is the Huanhua Palace? He had already turned his hands over to cover up the clouds and rain, and put it in his pocket. He said that he was temporarily detaining Shen Qingqiu while waiting for the four factions to join forces. The interrogation was like a sheep entering a tiger's mouth. During those days in the water prison, Shen Qingqiu was bound by the immortal rope and lost all his spiritual power. Who knows what this traitor did to him? "

Everyone was of different levels, tutting their tongues one after another: "He is indeed a traitor——"

"Raising tigers brings disaster——"

Shen Qingqiu threw away the menu: "How about we change the place."

Lu Liudao: "Shen Qingqiu couldn't bear the humiliation and risked his life to escape. Unexpectedly, when he arrived at Huayue City, he was intercepted by a wanted order issued by Luo Binghe. He had no choice but to ask the master of Baizhan Peak to come forward for help. Everyone in the Cangqiong Mountain faction was united. , Liu Qingge certainly agreed.

"Luo Binghe was narrow-minded and jealous. He had a huge fight with Liu Qingge and was about to kill him. Shen Qingqiu had no choice but to blow himself up on the spot... From then on..."

He did not continue, but left a blank space meaningfully, which made everyone sigh.

Finally, Lu Liucai came to a conclusion: "This is another explanation that is more widely circulated in private. Although it sounds extremely ridiculous and simply nonsense. But many of the details can be tested. Gentlemen, please remember , Unofficial history can be regarded as official history.”

The details are unreliable at all! ! !

Masashi, your sister! ! !

Gossip to death! Go to hell!

No matter how miserable the labor force is without girls, it will not be reduced to the point of being gay! ! !

Seeing that Yang and Liu were still in a daze, Shen Qingqiu scolded: "Eat quickly, and go back after eating!"

If I stay here for a moment longer, I wonder how my outlook on life, worldview and values ​​will be impacted!

After escorting the two people away from the border area, Shen Qingqiu chose the opposite direction to them.

When he reached the zenith of the moon, his ears were extremely keen and he caught a faint ghostly ringing sound.

Shen Qingqiu said without turning around: "You are really haunted."

After her whereabouts were discovered, Sha Hualing did not intend to hide any longer. She walked out openly, holding a red gauze in her hand, and said with a smile: "You treat those two people so carefully. What is the connection between your Excellency and the Cangqiong Mountain Sect?"

Shen Qingqiu turned around, shook his finger, and said: "I won't fight you, and you can't even think about trying to trick me."

Even with Sha Hualing's current wealth, she couldn't sway him.

Sha Hualing smiled strangely: "You want to get away now? It's too late."

Shen Qingqiu was just about to scare her a little, when suddenly his whole body trembled.

A familiar yet terrifying feeling spread from his belly. It's like a thousand-legged centipede walking through the heart, liver, lungs and belly.

Shen Qingqiu's legs and feet felt weak for a moment, but he still stood firmly.

He gritted his teeth and said, "...When will you give me food?"

Sha Hualing said frivolously: "Did the food and wine in the town taste good today? Fortunately, you ate it. If you were too conceited and refused to eat it, I would really have a headache."

Damn, that's too careless!

She circled around Shen Qingqiu and said proudly: "Do you know what is in your body now? This is not an ordinary poison."

……nonsense! I'm more familiar with it than you are. I've eaten the devil's blood twice, twice!

Usually you die once if you eat, whoever wins more times than me!

Except for the original owner, no one else can control the blood of the demon, and at this moment, the blood worms are ready to move in his body, so it can only mean one thing.

Sha Hualing suddenly bowed to Shen Qingqiu's side and said, "Thanks to your blood, I have lived up to my trust and captured this man."

Shen Qingqiu turned back stiffly.

A crack like black lightning was cut into the air, and it was slowly closing.

A slender figure stood behind him, and Shen Qingqiu turned around and met him face to face.

Luo Binghe looked down at him with no expression on his face, but Shen Qingqiu was caught by his two cold eyes. Not to mention that he only had an extra layer of beard, he had a feeling that no matter how much he tried to hide it, nothing would be able to hide it.

Shen Qingqiu swallowed his throat.

In the past, Luo Binghe looked like the warm sun shining on the first snow. Even in Jinlan City and Water Prison, there was still a touch of humanity. But at this moment, this young man's face and expression looked like a snowy glacier that had been frozen for thousands of years and reached the center of the earth. It makes people tremble when they see it.

Luo Binghe... completely changed.

Speechless for a while.

At first, Luo Binghe's expression was confused for a moment, which made his face look slightly softer. Soon, this softness disappeared without a trace.

Luo Binghe's pupils shrank suddenly, and a red streak ran across his forehead.

He didn't even move his sleeves, and Sha Hualing suddenly hung up in the air, as if being grabbed by the neck by an invisible hand, coughing painfully.

At the same time, the drop of demon blood in Shen Qingqiu's internal organs split crazily into thousands of strands, drilling in and out, and cold sweat soaked his back.

Luo Binghe said lightly: "You are really courageous."

Although his tone was gentle, anyone could feel the... rage hidden beneath it.

Are you brave enough? Are you talking about him or Sha Hualing?

Luo Binghe didn't seem to recognize him.

Although this face now still looks very similar to Shen Qingqiu, there are still two shadows of Shen Yuan. With Luo Binghe's meticulous observation skills, he could easily distinguish subtle differences even through a layer of beard. It seems that he should be regarded as someone with similar appearance.

But it’s also very tragic if you don’t recognize it!

Auntie is in so much pain that she can’t stop!

Sha Hualing didn't know why Luo Binghe suddenly became furious. While struggling, she stared at Shen Qingqiu with tearful eyes for a while, and suddenly showed an expression as if she had seen a ghost.

She said in panic: "...My subordinates don't know about this either. This is a complete coincidence! Your Majesty, please forgive me, I really didn't do it this time!"

Shen Qingqiu was baffled by the current situation. How did Sha Hualing get to this point? She should be (one of) the most favored heroines in the harem.

Sha Hualing was complaining in her heart.

Because she has a criminal record.

After being taken under Luo Binghe's command, she saw him facing a corpse all day long. She didn't know why, but she thought she was smart enough to find someone from the human world whose appearance was similar to Shen Qingqiu's. No matter how little he did, he made it 100% perfect. The similarity can be said to be a miraculous workmanship. She sent the imitation to Luo Binghe.

As a result, not only did he fail to please Luo Binghe, but he became furious and almost slaughtered the entire Red Cloud Cave.

Sha Hualing will never forget and never want to see Luo Binghe's expression again.

Unexpectedly, this person this time had an appearance that was 80% similar to that of the dead man.

This undoubtedly violated Luo Binghe's taboo again!

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