The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Shen Qingqiu said: "I saved you once, and you saved me once. It's settled."

When he said "I saved you once", he meant that he stopped Gongyi Xiao from killing the snake man. But Zhuzhilang shook his head and said: "It's more than that. If it weren't for Master Shen Xian, I might not be able to get close to Sun Moon Dew Huazhi in a few years. How can we say that we are both clear?"

When Shen Qingqiu heard this, it was exactly what he wanted and said: "Okay, let's talk about it. Can't you just pull out both of these things from my blood? Do they have to stay in it?"

It's like you have a parasite in your body, and the way to deal with it is to put in another parasite to compete with it. No matter how you think about it, the situation is getting worse!

Zhuzhilang said: "This is also the first time that I have used the blood of the devil. I have never heard of any method to dispel it before."

Well, blood enters the body and dissolves without a trace. It is indeed... not practical to separate it.

Zhuzhilang said: "Although it cannot be explained, as long as the blood below is also in Master Shen's body, that demon's blood will not be able to work. After going to the demon world, it will not be able to track you, and it will never torture you."

Stop it.

Shen Qingqiu said: "Wait a minute. When did I say that I was going to the Demon Realm?"

Zhuzhilang said: "I will go there soon."

Shen Qingqiu observed his expression and said, "When you say 'repay', you mean you want to take me to the devil world, right?"

Are you teasing him? What are you doing in the devil world? Materials are scarce, cultural customs are incompatible, and people are not accustomed to the local environment.

And there is something more important to worry about right now. He was so frightened by Luo Binghe's behavior that was close to necrophilia that he asked Liu Qingge to take his original body away. Will Luo Binghe destroy Cangqiong Mountain in a fit of rage? !

He has to go back and talk to his colleagues first. Shen Qingqiu immediately lifted up the quilt and planned to run away. Unexpectedly, as soon as he made a move, he felt something cold and soft, slippery and sticky, crawling up his leg.

A green snake slowly poked its head out from the quilt, hissing and spitting out bright red snake seeds towards Shen Qingqiu.

This snake is three fingers thick. At first glance, it looks like a poisonous snake in the human world. It has huge eye bubbles and extremely small pupils. The comparison is shocking. Shen Qingqiu was not afraid of this kind of soft-bodied creature. He looked at it coldly, quietly concentrating his strength in his hands, and just as he was trying to catch it by surprise, he crushed it by seven inches when the green snake suddenly arched its body and leaned back, its red mouth wide open.

It was obviously just a snake, but it actually let out a shrill scream as harsh as a human voice. At the same time, countless dense green barbs exploded around the snake's head like flowers. The tips of the thorns were bright red, and the snake's body was even more energetic. It also expanded several times.

It was a petite and cute ornamental snake just now, but now it is a fucking monster, and the demonic variety is really ferocious. Shen Qingqiu immediately gave up the idea of ​​touching it directly with his hands.

Zhuzhilang filled a cup of tea, put it on the table, and said sincerely: "Why doesn't Master Shen Xian just listen to me and leave? I really want to repay Bai Lulin for not killing and helping."

Shen Qingqiu twitched: "If you want me to go to the Demon Realm, if I don't go, just put something like this on my bed. Is this considered 'repay'?"

Zhuzhilang smiled and said, "Not just on the bed."

Another small snake as thick as a thumb slipped out of Shen Qingqiu's clothes.

This piece has been coiled in his clothes, warmed by the body temperature, making it comfortable. It was motionless just now, and Shen Qingqiu was actually unaware of its existence. The "hissing" sound continued, and countless green snakes of different sizes and thickness crawled out from under the bed, covering the floor of the entire room.

Shen Qingqiu was silent for a long time and said: "Snake clan?"

Zhuzhi Lang said calmly: "My father belongs to the Snake Clan in Southern Xinjiang."

No wonder he has this name.

Demons attach great importance to class and lineage, and civilians or demons with low bloodline are not allowed to be called "Jun" after their names. Shen Qingqiu thought about it, this word is a suffix that represents status and class, just like the name of an emperor is inviolable.

The reason why Luo Binghe's rise to power was somewhat unsatisfactory was because the demon kings were quite critical of his human-mixed nature. As for characters with names like "XX Lang", many of them were killed by Luo Binghe in the early stages of the Demon World dungeon. Therefore, Shen Qingqiu concluded that those with this word behind them were not all from slums, at least they were not from a good background.

Zhuzhilang undoubtedly belongs to the demon bloodline, but he cannot claim the title of king. The problem must lie with the mixed bloodline.

The snake tribe lives and works in the southern border of the demon world. Strictly speaking, it is still considered a demon tribe, but this tribe's body is in the form of a giant snake. It is like this when it is born. As it grows older and improves its cultivation, a very small part of it will slowly transform. In human form, scales removed. But more often than not it remains a snake for life.

Shen Qingqiu asked: "Who is your father-in-law?"

Zhuzhi Lang said: "My mother is the sister of Lord Tianlang."

After all, Tianlang-Jun’s sister can be regarded as a princess in the demon world. It’s so hard to imagine that she has to have a child with a snake. It’s so harsh! ! !

Shen Qingqiu endured the two snakes slowly rubbing against his thighs and lower abdomen, and said: "So, you are Luo Binghe's cousin?...I said, you can't stop them from crawling into my...clothes ?"

Zhuzhilang said: "If we just talk about seniority, it can indeed be said that. They seem to like Master Shen very much, and there is nothing I can do about it."

Only the devil can believe that there is nothing you can do!

Shen Qingqiu couldn't bear it and asked: "Why are you in Huanhua Palace?"

Zhuzhilang was very patient and said: "I originally went to deal with business, but I didn't want to see Master Shen Xian."

Shen Qingqiu's heart suddenly moved: "Business? The business you are talking about is related to Luo Binghe?"

Join forces to dominate? The demons turned against each other? Or # burst into tears, a long-separated family reunited and cried # ?

This time, Zhuzhilang smiled but did not answer.

Shen Qingqiu said: "I'm afraid it's not something as touching as recognizing a relative."

Zhuzhilang said calmly: "I'm just following your orders."

Shen Qingqiu asked: "Is this body of yours shaped by Sun Moon Dew Huazhi?"

It's okay to say that he used it himself. If Sun Moon Dew Huazhi was not used by him for himself, then he might have used it to shape Tianlang-Jun's body. Tianlang-Jun was pinned down by the mountain and had been holding on for so many years. The original body was probably damaged long ago. Once the golden cicada escapes from its shell, I really don't know what storm will happen first.

Thinking about it, this butterfly effect is really amazing. He seems to have released something amazing!

When he received no response, Shen Qingqiu continued to ask: "Is it your Lord's order to ask me to go to the Demon Realm?"

As long as Tianlang-Jun's questions were involved, Zhuzhilang kept silent and just smiled politely, which made people very angry. He was also polite. Shen Qingqiu stopped asking further questions. Seeing that he was defeated, Zhuzhilang said: "Master Shen, please have a good rest. If you need anything, please ask and I will definitely do it for you. I will send you to the border area tomorrow at the latest."

Shen Qingqiu asked: "Do you have money?"

Zhuzhilang said: "Yes."

Shen Qingqiu; "Can I use it?"

Zhuzhilang: "Please feel free to do so."

Shen Qingqiu: "I want a woman."

Zhuzhilang was stunned.

Shen Qingqiu repeated: "Didn't you say that if you need anything, please feel free to ask for it? I want a woman."

This is Shen Qingqiu's first time in a place like Hualou.

In the past, as the leader of Qingjing Peak, I maintained my identity, and even though I was curious and scratching my heart, I still insisted on not being able to enter through the hook. Now I have a chance.

Zhuzhilang sat at the table, as still as Mount Tai. Shen Qingqiu was surrounded by flowers and fragrant powder.

Shen Qingqiu asked: "What is that look in your eyes?"

Zhuzhilang looked away and said, "I'm just... slightly surprised. Master Shen Xian is actually interested in this place of fireworks."

Shen Qingqiu said: "You will know later what I am interested in."

Just as he was talking, a new singer appeared on the side, holding a pipa in her arms, sitting on the flower board, and began to sing.

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Shen Qingqiu was originally paying attention to other things and had no intention of listening to the music, but after listening to a few lines, he suddenly felt that he heard two very remarkable things, and stopped and asked: "Girl, what are you singing?"

The woman said softly: "What I'm singing is the newly popular Tanci."

Shen Qingqiu said in a black line: "No, I thought I heard you singing two names just now? Can you repeat it?"

The pipa girl raised her sleeves and covered her mouth with a smile, and said: "What's wrong? Has Sir never heard of it? The protagonists are originally Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe."

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Since when the hell has this been made into a popular tanci? !

Zhuzhilang originally refused all services and sat quietly aside, but unfortunately the slight shrug of his shoulders exposed him.

Shen Qingqiu said: "Uh... can I ask, this... mountain hate, what story does it tell?"

Several girls beside him were chattering: "Sir, don't you know this? This Spring Mountain Hate is about the lingering, pathos and forbidden unspeakable relationship between Shen Qingqiu and his beloved disciple Luo Binghe..."

Shen Qingqiu remained in a petrified state and continued to listen from beginning to end.

After sorting it out, in short, they are a pair of masters and apprentices who are neither shy nor impetuous. They spend all day having sex on an unknown mountain without doing their job, and they also have sex when they go down the mountain to fight monsters. If there is a misunderstanding, they can use sex to resolve it. There will be a round of sex before death, and the story will continue after death.

The pipa girl sighed quietly, plucked her fingertips on the strings, and said: "I didn't understand the other person's feelings when I was alive, and I slept with the corpse after death. This kind of deep love is unparalleled in the world."

The girls also lamented, and even worse, were moved to tears.

Shen Qingqiu buried his head deeply in his hands.

Oh, isn't this just a fucking piece of shit? !

Who wrote the tanci? !

What kind of mountain is Spring Mountain? !

Qingjing Peak? !

Cang Qiong Mountain? !

Cang Qiong Mountain Sect will wipe out your entire family in a matter of minutes, okay? !

Why exactly? It seems that not only the gossip is widely spread all over the world, but also all over the border areas, even the obscene lyrics and songs in the public use them to make a fuss. It seems that they and Luo Binghe were caught having sex in front of everyone. Like a bed!

Zhuzhilang burst out laughing, turned around and said, "Master Shenxian...are you interested in this...tanci?"

Shen Qingqiu looked at him coldly. Zhuzhilang hurriedly straightened his expression, but he still struggled to hold it in, so he changed his words and said, "It's already dark, Master Shen Xian, it's time to hit the road."

Shen Qingqiu held his forehead and said: "...Let's go, let's go."

Zhuzhilang seemed relieved. However, when he was about to stand up, he suddenly froze on the stool.

Shen Qingqiu noticed his color, smiled, and asked, "What? Are you finally feeling unwell?"

He stood up and shook his clothes. The green snake that had been lying in his arms clattered to the ground, rolling down to reveal its yellow belly.

The women in the hall screamed in shock, and the pipa girl threw the lute directly.

Zhuzhilang stood up with his forehead on the table, staggered, stared at Shen Qingqiu, raised his right hand, and grabbed a handful of small snakes that came out of his sleeve, but they were all wrapped around his fingers, showing no attack. force.

Zhuzhilang shook his head and said in a weak voice: "...realgar."

The entire flower building was already immersed in the smell of realgar wine without even realizing it.

Shen Qingqiu nodded and said, "Realgar wine, by the way, was all bought with your money."

The wool comes from the sheep. Looking for a woman is fake, looking for a helper is real.

The helper did not have to be able to fly to the sky and escape from the earth. The girl in the building took the money and quietly bought the realgar wine in the whole town. They cooked it around, against each other, and cooked it all night. It was impossible to smoke it without fainting the snake clan.

It's not that Zhuzhilang was unprepared, he was just on guard against Shen Qingqiu contacting other monks, but he wasn't on guard against these girls from the flower house. He was careless after all.

When Zhuzhilang raised his head, the whites of his eyes had turned golden, his pupils were elongating and pointed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his face began to deform.

Shen Qingqiu quickly opened the door and said to the shivering flower ladies crowded aside, "Can you leave?"

The girls immediately rushed out, with the pipa girl running at the end. Shen Qingqiu stuffed a bag of silver into her waist as compensation for her pipa. He closed the door with his backhand and turned around. The place where Zhu Zhilang was standing had already been crossed. A giant green snake hugged by three people.

The head of this giant snake is huge and triangular in shape. It has big yellow copper bell eyes and the pupils are very thin lines. He seemed to be in a daze, and his thin neck could not support the heavy snake head, and it fell from time to time.

The effect of the realgar wine was unexpected, and it actually made Zhuzhilang reveal his true form. Now Shen Qingqiu had a little headache.

He picked up the folding fan that had been left aside, unfolded it and shook it. The giant snake swam toward him and circled twice, as if it was trying to wrap him around. Shen Qingqiu jumped out easily.

The snake's body rolled and tangled, and it broke out of the building as if it was drunk. It fell in the middle of the street, scaring passers-by into screaming and running away. Shen Qingqiu also jumped downstairs and shouted: "It's useless to come out, the whole town smells of realgar wine!"

The giant snake screamed from its mouth and swung its head and tail on the road. Shen Qingqiu was determined to lead it out of a crowded place and jumped on the snake's head. If the direction was wrong or it was about to hit pedestrians or houses, Shen Qingqiu would use a fan to hit the side of its head. Poke, the scales of this snake are like armor, crawling on the ground and making a loud rumbling sound. Shen Qingqiu often has to pour a lot of spiritual power into the fan to make him change direction. He just reluctantly drove it towards the outside of the town.

The girl in the building took the money and worked hard. She cooked a lot of realgar wine. The smell was carried by the wind and spread far away.

After finally arriving at the foot of a mountain, the smell was still coming from the uphill slope. The giant snake was made uncomfortable by the smell, and was poked and prodded by Shen Qingqiu after riding all the way. It was exhausted and could no longer climb up. .

Shen Qingqiu jumped down when he saw that he was far away from the town. The giant snake was weak, its head drooped, and it curled up into eighteen bends on the mountain road.

Shen Qingqiu said: "Although I am very interested in filling holes, I am not interested in immigrating to the demon world, and there are more important things at the moment. Since you can't dissolve the blood of the demon, there is no need to repay the kindness. Goodbye, Xizhilang! "

He was afraid that after the alcohol had overtaken him, Zhuzhilang would change back to his original form and release a bunch of snakes to wrap around him, running very fast. I found a very reliable chain store in the next larger city and rented a flying sword.

Yes, you read that right, they are indeed rented. Just like taxis, fairy swords can be rented! And the price is very reasonable and cost-effective!

All in all, Zhuzhilang's money was still used. Shen Qingqiu clasped his hands and thanked this dear friend, then flew towards the Cangqiong Mountain Sect with his sword.

In just half a day, a green fairy mountain with twelve peaks at different heights appeared in the sea of ​​clouds and mist.

Long time no see. Cang Qiong Mountain.

Shen Qingqiu silently crossed out the word Chunshan that came to his mind just now.

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It's time to recognize each other and fall off the horse.

Because it seems that a lot of GNs are asking about it, I would like to say, yes, that strange thing is indeed the group name, so we are not making a mistake...

Then this is the picture drawn by Lu Guang gn and Ling Xiaoyun gn for this article o(*▽*)q It’s great! Thank you two lovely hornworms~

The little black room tied up and wet playo(n_n)o~Let me poke Luo Baozi's little face~

Well, Binghedd committed suicide at the beginning of the last chapter. It’s a really impressive picture.