Captain America felt a little strange.
This shouldn’t be right.
I shouldn’t be that kind of person.
Director Nick Fury is a little dark.
But I shouldn’t say that to him in person.
Captain America frowned.
He looked at the screen.
……
On the screen.
The video continued.
[Early morning. ]
[In the park. ]
[Falcon, a veteran in a white shirt, is jogging in the park. ]
[This is a hobby of his after he retired from the army. ]
[Before. ]
[Before the sun rose. ]
[He was the only one in the park. ]
[Falcon enjoyed the feeling of fresh air in the morning. ]
[This made him feel very calm and peaceful. ]
[And today. ]
[This peace was broken. ]
[Falcon passed by the lake and was running at his usual speed. ]
[Suddenly. ]
[I only heard a faint whistling sound from behind. ]
[Captain America’s figure quickly passed by Falcon’s left. ]
[Captain America: On your left. ]
[The scene changed. ]
[Under several pillars. ]
[Falcon was still running at his own pace. ]
[Suddenly. ]
[He heard the faint whistling sound from behind again. ]
[Captain America’s voice sounded again. ]
[Captain America: On your left. ]
[As soon as the voice fell. ]
[Captain America ran ahead of Falcon again. ]
[Falcon: Aha, left, I know. ]
[The scene changed again. ]
[In front of the grass. ]
[Falcon’s pace quickened. ]
[I can’t say why. ]
[He felt that the man who ran so fast would do it again. ]
[As if to confirm his inner thoughts. ]
[Captain America’s footsteps were heard from his left again. ]
[Falcon is anxious. ]
[Falcon: Stop talking, stop talking! ]
[Captain America’s voice is still going on. ]
[Captain America: On your left. ]
[Falcon wails: Oh, my God. ]
[He looks at the man running in front of him. ]
[He calls him a pervert. ]
[Because. ]
[This man in a gray shirt and a good figure has passed by his left three times in a row. ]
[This means that this man has already lapped him three times before he has finished running! ! ! ]
[Falcon is really tired. ]
[He is panting heavily under a big tree. ]
[Captain America asks. ]
[Captain America: Do you need to call a doctor? ]
[Falcon smiles when he sees the man coming. ]
[Falcon: I think I need a new lung.
Man, you just ran almost thirteen miles in half an hour. ]
[Captain America: If you get up late, you should run more. By the way, you look like a soldier. Which unit are you from? ]
[Captain America said as he stretched out his hand to pull Falcon up. ]
[Falcon took the hand that Captain America stretched out and said. ]
[Falcon: 58th Division, airborne rescue unit, now working at the Veterans Service.
My name is Sam Wilson. ]
[Captain America nodded: My name is Steve Rogers. ]
[Falcon: I can guess. After thawing and returning home, did you get shocked by the world you saw?
Tell me, Captain, how is this era? ]
[Captain America: Oh, the Internet era is really good. I have watched a lot of animation works recently.
For example.
The Retreat of the Dwarves.
The Door of Bell Bud.
I still have a movie in my hand that I haven’t finished watching. ]
[Falcon is interested. ]
[Falcon: What’s it called? I’ll come and see it too. ]
[Captain America nodded, took out his phone from his pocket, put it close to Falcon’s ear and said. ]
[Captain America: It’s about environmental protection.
It seems to be called…Liberate the Niggers. ]
[The scene changes. ]
[Just saw it by the lake. ]
[Falcon chases Captain America. ]
[Falcon: Hey! Stop! Captain America! Fuck your mother! ]
[Captain America leaves Falcon far behind. ]
[Captain America: Go home and pick cotton~~~]
……
Behind the military camp.
Captain America:! ? ?
Carter:! ? ? ?
Howard:! ? ? ?
Bucky:! ? ? ?
“Steve, why are you so vulgar in the future?”
Bucky was the first to lose his temper.
He asked.
“Yeah, aren’t you quite polite? Why do you discriminate against black people in the video?”
Ms. Carter echoed.
Captain America looked at the screen carefully.
“Wait, something’s wrong!”
“Look, thisThe lip syncs in the video don’t match! ”
“Good guy, this can’t be a fake video!”
Howard stepped forward and also observed.
“Yes, everyone, come and take a look.”
“Steve finally shouted, ‘Go home and pick cotton.’ This clip is obviously a reuse of the previous clip.”
“This was edited!”
After hearing this, Captain America was furious.
“Okay, you little screen buddy.”
“We haven’t seen each other for so long, and you came to give me a big job!???”
“If you continue like this, I’ll sue you for defamation!”
“I’m suing you for defamation!!!!”
…
S.H.I.E.L.D.
Due to the advancement of technology.
Already for the needs of public opinion.
As long as they are staff members of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Will more or less participate in the review of videos on the Internet.
so.
Lu Dan, Eagle Eye, and Widow Sister can be recognized at a glance.
This video has been edited and spliced.
Black Widow smiled.
“I didn’t expect that even with this on-screen headline-making, even the video could be faked. It’s really interesting.”
Director Nick Fury breathed a sigh of relief.
“Huh, luckily it’s just a fake.”
Just now he heard Captain America say that he was going home to pick cotton.
His whole body was filled with excitement.
It seems that he feels the ancient call from his bloodline.
Everyone was so frightened that they tensed up.
fortunately.
fortunately.
Director Nick Fury picked up a bottle of beer sitting on the table.
Drink it.
…
It seemed like a joke gone too far.
Screen explained.
【Everyone can see it too. 】
[The video just now was completely edited and re-created by netizens themselves. 】
[There is no responsibility relationship with this screen. 】
[Stated again. 】
[The previous video has nothing to do with this screen. 】
[Now, let me play the correct video. 】
…….
【Lakeside. 】
[Falcon runs at his own pace. 】
[He has been trapped by Team America for at least two times now. 】
【at this time. 】
[Captain America is preparing to pass behind him. 】
[Falcon greets him. 】
[Falcon: Good morning, Captain. 】
[Captain America: Don’t get close to me, you idiot! 】
[Falcon: Hello! 】
[Captain America runs away from his left. 】
[Captain America: Go home and pick cotton~~~]
[Falcon: Stop, stop! Oh shit! 】
…
Behind the military camp.
Bucky said to Captain America quietly.
“Steve, your little mouth is really full of honey~~~”
…
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