The stand-in is my wife.

Mr. Hubo pushed the tea cup forward and spread his hands: "Your granddaughter likes me, but she hasn't agreed yet. You are so anxious here! If you have the ability, you can make Shu Yu change his mind. Just show off your face here. Who is watching?"

"I'm not your biological father. You seduced a little girl outside and made me wipe the shit out of you. Now I still have to care about your granddaughter?"

"I think the people in Nozaki today are quite nice. They don't go into bars and don't get involved with women. It suits Shu Yu."

"It's a good thing that Shu Yu didn't get involved with you and your father! Otherwise, Yushan will not have a good life after taking over the helm!"

After being scolded by Mr. Amber, the old man surnamed Lin just snorted a few times and showed no signs of anger.

It can be seen that the two have been bad friends for many years.

"Then I'll call my son and ask him to mobilize everyone in the factory to send this kid to trending searches?"

"The more, the better!" Mr. Amber put down the teapot and folded his hands, "You do this well, and I'll help you clean up the shit."

"Also, you are not young anymore. From now on, you should stop trying to take advantage of those little girls. If you have nothing to do, go to nursing homes and squares more often and find some old ladies to live with. Let the young people live their lives. Let the young people live."

Mr. Amber hummed and said, "The old cow eats tender grass. Can you get hard?"

The old man surnamed Lin pouted, looking like the boss was unhappy, and it took him a long time to utter a few words:

"You bastard!"

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Amanosaki, who could only output information but could not receive it, could not see the changes in the live broadcast room's popularity.

He didn't know that the official personal account of Yushan Branch was closed, and he didn't know that tens of thousands of people had inexplicably flocked to the PK session to compete wildly.

In short, the brave train man Yang Wanli was defeated at the speed of light, ending this PK that even the official "Fighting Martial Arts" could not understand. Then like a hungry shark, he started to compete with other anchors crazily.

Countless small anchors suffered disaster one after another, and with the reward from the helm regardless of cost, it swept the entire PK rankings like a storm.

Not only that, after Yushan Branch's negotiation, other branches who sent knights on several patrol boats also more or less used official numbers to express support.

Under the pressure of the official account of the top gold medalist, many small anchors remained silent and exchanged pleasantries. Whether they were happy or not, they at least openly expressed their support for Amanozaki.

And the audience also realized that this live broadcast room, which was like a stage play, was real.

In the shaft, Amanozaki, half-kneeling among the broken bones, suddenly raised his fist, signaling the arrival of a change.

That string of numbers finally crossed 100%!

"The overtime channel has been established, the Kingdom of God Sinapus is online, and the [Universal Card] has been activated."

The four characters "Jiji Wuming" suddenly thickened like stains, twisting and changing into a brass-colored "emerging".

Nameless hymns sounded, and the brilliance of the masterpiece covered the entire shaft.

"Failure is just a test from God to believers. Only the steadfast can gain eternity. He will eventually walk on the earth as if he were walking in His kingdom."

Amanozaki randomly recited the sarcastic words he learned while surfing the Internet in a pressure-breaking scapegoating bar in his previous life, looking like a devout believer.

The angel stretched out his wings and scattered feathers. Icarus stood above the shaft with a faint smile and his toes pointing into nothingness. As her wings spread, the evil spirits and skeletons in the tunnel melted like ice cubes in a furnace fire.

Soldiers wearing camouflage uniforms and holding steel guns stood at the mouth of the well, looking down at the ugliness at the bottom of the well.

Secular justice and religious justice merge at this moment.

"What do you wish for?"

Icarus opened his red lips lightly, and his lips were as full and moist as a flower bud blooming.

Her voice seemed to be in the sky, but also seemed to be nearby, ringing in the ears of every audience.

Amanozaki pressed his left hand on his waist and his right hand on his heart, his eyes burning: "I think my brother is safe."

Then a diamond-like card fell from the light ball in front of Amanozaki's eyes. He took it with both hands, and the card turned into a potion. He helped Li Junzi, who was feverish all over and had begun to be infected, and carefully poured the potion in.

I saw Li Junzi, who was just limp just now, wake up with a start. He stood up lazily and looked around warily. When he saw Icarus high up, he had a blank look on his face:

"My darling, there really is a heaven...Angel, how come you look like my sister-in-law today...wuwu!"

Amanozaki rushed forward and covered Junzi Li's mouth tightly: "My brother has always had a problem with his brain. He offended the angel."

As he spoke, he secretly grabbed the soft flesh of Li Junzi's lower back and pulled hard, which caused a few drops of cat urine to come out of Li Junzi's eyes.

This scene was spontaneously understood by the audience as being inspired by "God" and shed tears of emotion.

On the contrary, the old man surnamed Lin from the Yushan branch was amused. He glanced at Duke Hu with his eyes crossed: "This boy you like so much is calling your apprentice a fool!"

Amber Gong snorted coldly: "Huh?"

The old man surnamed Lin immediately became frightened and his eyelids drooped. He hummed a little tune and muttered to himself:

"If you don't say it, don't say it. If you ask for help, I'll admit it."

"What do you wish?" Icarus asked again.

"Don't ignore me!"

Without waiting for a reply, Amanozaki bared his teeth and claws, but couldn't get closer. His tentacles slapped the wall of air in vain, like a sick tiger with its teeth and claws pulled out.

In the hand of Icarus in the light ball, two cards disappeared silently.

It’s the wild card!

She and Amanozaki are one, and there is no need for these fancy cutscenes to make her wish come true!

It's all a show!

Chapter 97: Do no evil and practice all good deeds

The universal card connects the divine kingdom of Sinapus to the mysterious things in the mortal world. The holder can use this voucher to exchange for something from Sinapus if he makes a wish.

This thing can be gold and silver, it can be a beautiful car, or it can be all kinds of wonderful things that contain divine power.

The productivity of the Kingdom of God is different from that of a factory. It is scientific.

Amanozaki consumed two universal cards before making his wish to 'suppress Liu Nu and not allow him to escape or move around'.

Including the card used to treat Li Junzi before, he had already spent three.

The price is that Icarus’ popularity dropped by 1.5%.

Fortunately, it is being broadcast live now, and the loss of popularity is being quickly replenished.

This made Amanozaki feel distressed for a while. ‘When you were Tang, you summoned thunder to kill the queen fish, and then assisted me in a fierce battle with the demon at the helm level. This didn’t cost you any fame! ’

Icarus rolled his eyes:

‘If this were the earth, the wild cards would be endless, but unfortunately not here. In this world, you must abide by the rules of this world. If you use universal cards across time and space, you must pay a price. ’

‘Yubaba’s witchcraft has an end, and the universal card is almost equal to the universal wishing machine. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is the Holy Grail. With a dozen or so pieces together, the magician of Xingyue can directly make a wish and see the source of the moment. ’

‘You just made a wish to treat Li Junzi, but it was really an anti-aircraft cannon to kill mosquitoes - it was an overkill. You might as well just make a wish to make his powers stronger, so that he can cure himself. ’

"I..." Amanozaki felt so regretful that he wanted to slap himself in the face.

Then he asked with a shy face: ‘Will that make me stronger again? ’

‘Try your conscience, how much have you gained from the beginning to now? Just yesterday's medicinal bath, if you put it all into play, you can guarantee that you will reach the sub-rudder level. If you make a wish now, are you not afraid of pushing yourself to death? You can't bite off more than you can chew! Liu Nu is a lesson learned from the past! ’

‘As for wiping out the four-clawed scale fish across the country, to be honest, with my current popularity, I can’t do it even if I replace all the wild cards. These strange fish are all over the river basins and deep seas, affecting more than 100 million people, which is already an ambition. ’

Amanozaki dared not refute.

He knew that Icarus was afraid that he would become addicted and become dependent on her.

The knights in this world are all determined first and then continue to improve. Those who keep eating and waiting to die have no future.

And Icarus didn't want to see himself become a man who could only rely on women to get things done.

‘Although I eat a lot of soft food, I still have to pretend. ’

Amanozaki thought about his joints, knelt down with a plop, and said in a deep voice:

"Liu Nu, who is on duty at the helm of Fengdu, fell into heresy today and became the enemy of mankind. Please give me the power to kill this beast and bring peace to the people of Fengdu!"

As soon as these words came out, the whole screen was in an uproar!

Yang Wanli, who was standing in front of the screen, retreated tremblingly, falling into deep self-doubt.

A guard on duty actually fell into heresy? !

This is a major accident that happens once in a century!

At this time, the barrage also filled the screen, with question marks and exclamations everywhere.

There are also people with the official account of @渝山 Branch Rudder and Fengdu Branch Rudder.

In the camera, the holy Icarus just nodded slightly:

"as you wish."

As he spoke, the three universal cards in his hand disappeared, and a slight muffled sound came from the distant top.

The muffled sound was very regular. After just a few breaths, the dense muffled sound became clearer and clearer.

There was only a dull "pop" sound, and a large gun penetrated the thick concrete wall, carrying a large cloud of dust, and was inserted at Amanozaki's feet!

This big gun was pierced directly from the ground and smashed down!

The one-meter-and-two-meter long gun is made of bright silver Damascus steel. The gun body is twisted into a spiral shape, and the complex and magnificent Damascus steel patterns reveal an exotic style. The gun body was buzzing and trembling, as if it were a living thing, screaming for battle.

Amanozaki raised his gun and his eyes couldn't help but froze. He looked up at Icarus to confirm that he was on the right set and couldn't help but marvel.

There is nothing unusual about the body of this gun, but the tip...

The gun head is bifurcated into a U shape, with two prongs in the same shape. Both of the gun heads are extremely sharp, so bright that you can see the silhouette of a person. With the spiral metal pattern, it looks majestic.

Amanozaki was very familiar with this thing. He had seen it countless times in anime, and he had also played with it at a comic exhibition.

Only it was red then.

Yes, the appearance of this weapon made from three universal cards cannot be said to be exactly the same as the Holy Lance in "Neon Genesis Evangelion", the Spear of Longinus, but the appearance is exactly the same!

It's just like a COS equipment made by a high-end game investor who was tired of the soft plastic and spent a lot of money to build it!

Amanozaki looked at Icarus's masterpiece of evil humor in his hand and asked in his mind: 'Can you give it to me when you're done with it? ’

‘This is the weapon I chose just to give it to you! Making weapons that kill people consumes less money than giving them the power to kill people. ’

Icarus said "I'm afraid you'll rely on me", but there was no ambiguity in his hands. Amanozaki asked, and she really gave it.

‘She is indeed my good girl! All requests are answered! ’