The straight man in the entertainment circle
Chapter 300: Complaints from a woman who debuted in the last century
Cai Wenli walked onto the stage.
"Hello everyone, my name is Cai Wenli."
Cai Wenli is in her fifties. We usually see her on some music programs and talent shows. She herself was also famous for her literary criticism in "The Voice", and she has a young people's way of speaking. Everyone really didn't know what she would say.
The audience gave Cai Wenli encouraging applause.
"I am a woman who debuted in the last century. When I debuted, everyone said that I was the goddess of all people..."
There was a lot of laughter.
"Don't laugh, everyone. What I said is true. What? I can't even find it online? I didn't have the Internet at that time!"
The era without even the Internet was indeed a long time ago. Everyone laughed when they heard Cai Wenli asking and answering questions and making fun of herself.
"Li Shuai said that I came to this show because I ran out of money. Haha, just kidding. I have been a judge on so many shows over the years. Will I run out of money?"
After Cai Wenli said this proudly, she immediately continued: "Those who say I have no money don't know how much hush money the show crew paid to the judges! Otherwise, how do you think Lin Li won the championship?"
Cai Wenli's words obviously imply that there is an inside story about Lin Li's competition. This is where Lin Li has always been criticized. Li Shuai also asked Lin Li specifically because of this sentence. Lin Li said that he has no taboos and can complain and joke as much as he wants. Only Li Shuai dared to write this sentence. of.
Cai Wenli's words were very bold. She satirized the inside story of the talent show and also made fun of Lin Li. The effect on the scene was very good and everyone cheered.
Cai Wenli smiled and said: "Actually, the champion should be Wu Ruobing, so my vision is fine. The one with vision problems is you, Ruobing."
Wu Ruobing just complained that Cai Wenli's vision was not as good as hers. Cai Wenli's words not only protected her own face and proved that her vision was good, but also praised Wu Ruobing, because during the competition, Cai Wenli liked Wu Ruobing very much, but it was to Lin Li's detriment. That’s all.
However, several months have passed since the competition. Although the news of the shady incident was very popular at the beginning, no one is interested in mentioning this shady matter after such a long time. And no matter what, Lin Li's performance is worthy of the title of champion.
"Everyone knows that I like Wu Ruobing, but few people know why I like Wu Ruobing, because... I like the song "Sour and Sweet Is Me"!"
Everyone laughed when they heard it.
The song "Sweet and Sour Is Me" was sung by Wu Ruobing, but it was actually Lin Li's song. Cai Wenli said this, obviously it was Wu Ruobing who she liked because of Lin Li.
Wu Ruobing was very embarrassed, while the others laughed so hard that they slapped their chairs.
"Satan, I'm sorry, I don't play games and I don't know you. When the people from the show team introduced you to me, I thought you were a fool..."
When everyone heard what Cai Wenli said, they all burst into laughter. Even Satan opened his eyes wide and was dumbfounded.
"I was wondering if all idiots can be on this show? When I saw that the guests included Li Shuai, Chi Zi, and Bi Xuan, and the host was Zhang Shaokun, I knew I was wrong. Not all idiots can be on this show. , but this program is completely prepared for idiots!"
The whole audience burst into laughter. These words not only brought Satan and the guests into the audience, but also made the audience laugh. Naturally, everyone burst out laughing.
I really dare to say it this time.
Everyone also noticed that Li Shuai and Chi Zi were indeed learning from the lessons learned from this season, and the lyrics they wrote were much bolder than in previous episodes.
In the past, there were definitely no behind-the-scenes scenes of guest competitions and lines that mocked the audience.
But the audience of this show is different from other shows. The more you mock, the more immersive and interactive the audience will feel, and the warmer the applause will be.
"Everyone said that Satan is an A... DC. I didn't know, so I asked my grandson what an ADC is. My grandson said it means AD, which means carry. I was even more confused, so I asked him what an AD is and what a carry is. ? He said AD means physical damage, and carry means carrying rhythm, so I asked what physical damage is and what carrying rhythm means...Then the two of us had the longest conversation between grandson and grandson in our lives."
Everyone laughed loudly after hearing this, and it was very visual, as if they saw their ancestors who were very curious about knowledge asking them for advice on new technologies but could not understand them. How could an old man who started his career in the last century understand the current online games? The terminology was really too difficult for her.
"Bi Xuan, a bad movie director, but I don't think so. No one would take the initiative to make a bad movie. He just didn't find a suitable leading actor. Director Bi, look at me. I have been a judge for more than ten years. My acting skills are absolutely top-notch. Next If you come to me for the first time filming, it will definitely be a hit!"
Cai Wenli once again shamed herself and said that she had practiced her acting skills as a judge. She was obviously talking about something shady about the show. Everyone laughed wildly after hearing this.
"Satan, playing games professionally was unimaginable when I debuted. Why? Because there were no online games at that time..."
The scene burst into laughter. No one expected that Cai Wenli, who is usually literary and elegant, would make fun of herself. It was really amazing.
"Let's talk about the main character of this issue, Lin Li. Everyone knows him. I like Lin Li very much. Do you know why?"
Everyone didn't know what Cai Wenli would say, so they all shook their heads and said they didn't know.
"The reason is very simple. Think about Pan Ke. Lin Li has no control at all on the show, making judging a high-risk profession. The appearance fee, hush money and medical insurance provided by the show team are much better than before!"
"If there were more people like Lin Li in the talent show, I think the judges' treatment would have to be at least doubled."
When everyone heard this, they all burst into laughter thinking about Pan Ke being beaten to pieces by Lin Li.
Cai Wenli laughed for a while, then suddenly became serious and said, "But this is just talk. Lin Li is Lin Li, and there won't be another one. After all... I told the director of the mental hospital that I won't do it again." There will be other uncured people running out.”
Everyone thought Cai Wenli was going to praise Lin Li, but when she said this, they all laughed.
"Hello everyone, my name is Cai Wenli, thank you all."
After Cai Wenli finished speaking, she walked over and hugged Lin Li, saying, "I'm sorry."
Lin Li smiled and said, "You are so humble."
This erroneous answer also had a comedic effect, as if he was holding a grudge. Everyone at the scene laughed after hearing this.
After Cai Wenli returned, Zhang Shaokun came up.
"Teacher Cai, I'm not blaming you. What you said is very good. Why did you end up giving in to Lin Li in the end? Why are you apologizing? You're not on the talent show now, so you don't have to be afraid of him!"
Everyone laughed. After Zhang Shaokun finished speaking, he said to the audience: "Everyone also understands that Teacher Cai is not easy for others. Pan Ke has learned from the past. If she doesn't apologize, Lin Li will sing to challenge him again later."
Cai Wenli sat in the guest seat and nodded desperately, as if she had found a close friend.
The audience laughed.
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