The straight man in the entertainment circle

After Satan finished speaking, he bowed to the audience, then went to shake hands with Lin Li, and then returned to his seat.

Zhang Shaokun arrived in the middle of the field with a righteous look on his face.

"Satan, you shameless person! Ah, in front of so many people, you actually said that you joined the Royal Forest Army for the beauties in the Royal Forest Army. How dirty! As a Royal Forest Army, I severely condemn your behavior!"

Everyone on and off the court burst into laughter.

"When did you become a member of the Royal Guards?" Satan shouted unconvinced.

Zhang Shaokun rolled his eyes at Satan, then turned his head and said to Lin Li with a flattering smile: "Lin Li, go back and ask the Imperial Guard to add me to the group."

The whole audience laughed contemptuously.

"The next one, Bi Xuan, I really want to introduce him in a different way, but when it comes to this name, it seems that there is nothing else to say except the director of bad movies."

"Come on, bad movie director Bi Xuan!"

Bi Xuan came on stage with a smile and didn't seem to mind the introduction of a bad movie director.

"Hello everyone, I'm Bi Xuan!"

"Li Shuai said that he invited me here for the sake of the movie fans. He was afraid that I would not be able to think about making movies without a job..."

There was laughter.

"When I think about it, this show is really suitable for me. Many of the jokes in the show are as bad as my movies!"

Everyone at the guest table burst into laughter, and Li Shuai said: "This joke is very new!"

"There is a special star in this issue, Lin Li... To be honest, I don't dare to complain about him, I'm afraid he will hate me later... I'm just curious about the name Lin Li. Why did your parents choose this name? Everyone knows that parents have good hopes in naming their children. Li means straight. Did Lin Li's parents hope that Lin Li would become a straight man when they named him?"

Bi Xuan smiled and continued: "I made a movie. I originally thought I would become famous in one fell swoop, but by some strange combination of circumstances, I did become famous in one fell swoop. What a twist of fate."

The scene burst into laughter.

"After the movie came out, many people scolded me and said that my film was bad. However, there were also people who supported me. Don't believe it. Among the countless comments scolding me, one comment said this: Don't scold the director. Well, it’s not entirely the director’s fault that a movie is bad. The starring, post-production, and theme songs all have something to do with it. Movies are an overall art..."

Many people laughed when Bi Xuan said this, obviously they knew the point of the joke.

Bi Xuan said in embarrassment: "These fans don't know that I am the star, post-production, and theme song of this movie."

The scene erupted into even louder laughter and applause.

"Next time I make a movie, I will definitely find someone to take the blame. How about...Lin Li, can you write me the theme song for the next movie?" Bi Xuan smiled at Lin Li.

Lin Li shook his head, and the people below shouted: "No!"

Bi Xuan said: "Don't worry, I won't give you the money for nothing!"

The crowd below shouted: "Don't make movies!"

Bi Xuan: "…………"

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Bi Xuan spoke according to the written lines for a while before shaking hands with Lin Li and returned to his seat.

Zhang Shaokun walked up with a smile and said: "The audience this time is the best I have ever seen. You guys made Bi Xuan truly understand what the voice of the masses is..."

Zhang Shaokun looked at Bi Xuan.

"Director Bi, let's not mess around, okay? Any movie you make will be a horror movie for movie fans!"

The whole crowd laughed.

"The next one, Chi Zi, everyone is welcome."

Chi Zi stood up and walked to the middle podium.

"Hello everyone, I'm Chi Zi."

"I'm very happy today, not because Lin Li is here, but because this is the last episode of this season. When this season ends, I may not see the next season of this show. Then no one will scold me."

This season's "Tucao Pai" ratings dropped sharply, and the two helmsmen of the show, Li Shuai and Chi Zi, were naturally scolded severely.

"Everyone knows that our program has been scolded a bit badly recently, and many people have scolded me, very harshly. When Lin Li came today, I went to ask him for advice with a learning attitude. After all, I have been scolded a lot. , he has experience..."

The whole crowd laughed.

"Lin Li heard my pain and told me with disgust, if someone scolds you, just slap him back!"

Chi Zi's eyes and mouth widened, as if he suddenly understood, and then he spoke his spoken language.

"So it can still be like this! Knowledge points need to be tested!"

"Then let's start with the guests and Lin Li. Let's practice with you!" Chi Zi rolled up his sleeves and pressed his hands on the podium.

"Don't be afraid that something will happen to me. The worst I can do is stop working. It's so difficult to make a show anyway and I can't make money. Why should I do it? I might as well go make a movie. The threshold is low and the rights are not small. No matter how bad I am, I can't make it better than Bi Xuan." It has to be pretty bad, right?"

Everyone laughed.

"Wu Ruobing, Lin Li's little follower..."

Wu Ruobing obviously couldn't accept this title and shouted.

"Classmate Wu Ruobing, it doesn't matter if you don't accept it, everyone has accepted it."

The whole crowd laughed.

"Classmate Wu Ruobing, when she participated in the talent show, she had to drag Lin Li along. Well, she ended up in fourth place. The top three were on the cover of the magazine. She didn't get into anything. She made Lin Li's wedding dress properly. What's more, What makes me angry is that Wu Ruobing originally had a chance to be in the top three, but Lin Li didn't give in. I was so angry when I was watching TV, Lin Li, will you die if you give in?"

Chi Zi said very indignantly, and then immediately said: "Later I understood that 15% dehydration of the human body will be life-threatening, so judging from the strength of Lin Li and Wu Ruobing, Lin Li can't win even if Wu Ruobing is dehydrated to death. Lin Li is indeed I’ve seen through all this a long time ago, it’s amazing!”

After Chi Zi finished speaking, he proudly said to the audience: "Remember, dehydration of 15% of the human body will be life-threatening. Knowledge points need to be tested!"

The audience burst into laughter. Chi Zi mocked Wu Ruobing's strength, and also ridiculed Lin Li for not letting Wu Ruobing do it.

"Lin Li is amazing. Many people say that he is a rare man in the entertainment industry who is rare to see in a century. Think about it. He beat someone and was sent to a detention center. But when he came out, he became a publicity ambassador and fought with the Poetry Association. Poetry The association was destroyed, but he ended up becoming the vice-president of the Poetry Association. Do you think that’s amazing?”

The whole audience shouted: "Amazing!"

"It's magical, isn't it? So let's use our brains. Lin Li came on stage to confront Pan Ke. Shouldn't there be something magical about it?"

The whole place fell silent. Chi Zi liked to engage in rhetorical questions and interactions, but the results were very good.

"It's because you don't deal with others, and you end up getting close to them... think about it again!" Chi Zi reminded with a wicked smile.

According to Chi Zi's reasoning, Lin Li should have become intimate with Pan Ke after he attacked Pan Ke. This made everyone have goosebumps, but they still laughed.

That's enough of this joke, Chi Zi moved on to the next one.

"Director Bi Xuan, you may not know that he has a doctorate from the Kyoto Film Academy and has a very high academic qualification. Why do I say this? Is it to tell you that academic qualifications have nothing to do with the quality of a movie? No, no, no, just some knowledge. It’s the Kyoto Film Academy, please remember it, everyone, I don’t believe that we have moved the school out, and the school still doesn’t care about you and allows you to continue making movies to damage the school’s reputation?!”

The whole audience laughed, and they used the school to pressure Bixuan, and they really did everything they could to prevent him from filming a movie.

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Chi Zi talked about a few other guests before sitting back.

Zhang Shaokun stepped forward, settled the situation, and looked at Lin Li.

"Everyone, it's the end, Lin Li is about to appear..."

The whole crowd cheered and screamed.

"Don't scream. I'm telling you very seriously. Next, you may see the worst performance in the history of "Tucao Pai". Why do you say that? Because... Lin Li didn't ask us to write lyrics for this recording. , without rehearsal, he insisted on going his own way and insisted on speaking on the spot..."

The audience was a little stunned. Many of the complaints in the show had been rehearsed. They naturally knew it, but Lin Li actually did the opposite, which really surprised them.

But when they thought it was Lin Li, everyone screamed excitedly again.

Do you really want to witness it with your own eyes?

The man who is said to have great things happening whenever he is on the spot is about to act on the spot!