Nian Ye Taoye and Doudou's dark circles stared at each other silently.
The other party was obviously more surprised than her, the hairs all over his body trembled, his two black ears were shaking, and his paws were pointing at the peach leaves of Lianye.
Before Lianye Taoye, the other party was the first to utter a high-decibel scream.
"Ahhhhh, woman, there's a woman—" In Gojo Satoru's office—
Its voice made nine turns and eighteen turns, the high pitch soared above the clouds, and even the window glass trembled three times.
Love Ye Taoye was frightened by its voice and leaned back,
What is this? Is it a panda? Is it a panda? ! Live panda!
Why does the panda appear in Teacher Wutiao's office, no, that's not the point, why does the panda speak? !
There are too many grooves, so that Kono Momoye can't speak for a while.
In the few seconds when she was at a loss for words, Panda has gone through three stages of sluggishness, contemplation, and panic.
When Lianye Taoye reacted, the panda had already fled.
Lianye Taoye stared blankly at the back of the panda fleeing.
The panda's gait was not in line with its appearance, and Lianye Taoye only saw its short tail shaking and quickly disappeared from sight.
"Ah, wait..." She stretched out her hand in vain.
"Hey, Fata, where are you going?" While Lianye Taoye was still staring at the door in a daze, a familiar voice from his boyfriend came from outside the door, and Lianye Taoye looked at the Wujo Gou who suddenly appeared. He blocked the door and pushed his sunglasses with a smile.
Panda: Ew! !
A minute later, Wujo Satoru led the panda to the front of Kono Peach Leaf.
The panda stood obediently in the same place, with big eyes to small eyes with Lianye Taoye, and Wujo Satoru took the role of the introducer.
Gojo Satoru pointed at the panda, and said succinctly, "This is a second-year student, Panda."
Panda:…
Love wild peach leaves: …
No, is this gone? Why are there still pandas among the students in their school? Is this legal? Shouldn't raising pandas be punished with at least life imprisonment or something? !
Also, the panda's name is Panda, which is too simple and rude, right?
Lianye Taoye looked at the panda who was staring at her hard, and closed her mouth tightly to control her desire to complain.
"What about this—" Wujo Satoru coughed with a pretentious cough, and sat down beside Kono Momoha, crossed Erlang's legs, and put his arms around her shoulders casually, "It's my girlfriend, Teacher Xiaotao~"
"Girlfriend?" Panda repeated dully, looking up and down Wujou.
"That's right!" Gojo Satoru disregarded Lianye Taoye's dislike, and hugged her tightly in his arms, with a light tone, "There is no rule in the school rules that you can't bring teachers' family members here, right?"
"Family?" Panda repeated mechanically.
Gojo Satoru smirked on Kono Momoha's face.
Lianye Taoye's eyes widened suddenly, looking at Gojo Satoru in disbelief, in front of the students, how could he, how could he just come up like this?
She turned to look at the panda.
The panda has been scared and faded.
"Ah, that..." Kono Momoha was about to open her mouth to explain.
"Help, Maki! Thorn! Gojo Satoru, he hid a woman in the office!" Panda took a deep breath and rushed out, turning a blind eye to the door and jumping out the window.
Gojo Satoru was not prepared to stop it.
When the panda had already climbed out of the window, he walked to the window, put his hands together, put his mouth to his mouth, and raised his voice, "Hey, Panda, don't give you papa a small report!"
Seeing the panda staggering away, he sneered.
"Hey, Gojo-sensei, is it okay?" Looking at Gojo Satoru's figure leaning against the window, Kono Momoha frowned slightly.
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter—" Gojo Satoru turned around and spread his hands, "Don't worry, it won't go to make small reports, and Panda is a family member just like you. Although Papa is the principal."
"Let me ask a question." Kono Momoha, who had been silent since just now, raised her hand, "Is the principal also a panda?"
"Huh? How can you have such a question?" Wujo Satoru smiled and kept waving his hand, "It's not that kind of cute thing, just a strange uncle with muscles all over."
"…"
So how can a human have a panda son! Why did he just omit such an important part like this!
"Forget it, I didn't ask that." She pressed her temples, stood up, walked to Wujo Satoru, and looked out the window. "What I just wanted to ask is, is it okay to jump straight out of the window like this?"
"Teacher Xiaotao, you're just too worried." Gojo Satoru put his arms around her shoulders and kept laughing at her, "When have you ever seen a panda fall to its death?"
Love Ye Taoye felt the nerves in his head beating suddenly.
She has never seen a panda who can talk!
"By the way, let's go back sooner than this, shall we?" Gojo Satoru turned his head and leaned into Kono Momoha's ear, "My work is over, shall I go to your house?"
Lianye Taoye pushed his head away in disgust, "What bad idea are you making?"
Every time Gojo Satoru showed such an expression, it must have been malicious.
Wujou's eyes blinked behind his sunglasses, and he spread his hands innocently.
Where does he have any bad ideas, it's just...
The panda ran away like this, and if it doesn't go, it will not be able to go.
He put on his coat swiftly and grabbed Kono Momoha's arm, "Let's go quickly, Teacher Xiaotao, I'm hungry—"
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On the other side, as Gojo Satoru expected, after the panda escaped through the window, it rushed straight to the playground like a black and white whirlwind.
"Is it Pang Da?" Zenyuan Maki, who was playing a big knife in a friendly manner with his juniors on the playground, stopped, and exchanged glances with the dog who was sitting quietly on the side, looked forward, and saw a black and white cloud Running over in a hurry.
"Maki! Thorn, it's incredible! Do you know what I just bumped into-" Panda scrawled to the playground and raised his voice, "Do you know what I saw!"
"..." Chanyuan Maki gave it a cold look.
The dog curled up with his cheeks and looked at it quietly.
"Aren't you curious at all?!" Panda stomped, "I was in the office just now, but I saw—"
It paused just right and whetted the appetite.
The two who listened to it seemed to lack interest in its topic.
Fu Heihui, who was standing on the side, keenly sensed something wrong in Panda's words.
Don't say that...
He turned his head and glanced at Huzhang Youren, who was stopping and listening to the panda, looking very serious.
"Hey, wait a minute, Senior Fat Da—"
"I saw a woman sleeping on Satoru's chair, a woman! That Gojo Satoru!"
"Women...?" Chanyuan Maki raised her eyebrows, a curious expression finally appeared on her indifferent face, and the ears of the dog curled up.
"When I went, Wu wasn't there, there was someone on the chair, so I leaned over to see, hey, what do you know? Wu's clothes and blindfolds were all on that woman's body, which scared me. Got caught by Wu, and then he introduced me, you know what he said?"
The panda clasped its two claws tightly on its chest, in the shape of a Xizi holding a heart.
Zenyuan Maki's face was tightly wrinkled, "Don't be a jerk."
"Senior Pangda, what kind of woman did you see?" Yuren Kuzhang, who had been quietly listening to their chat with his head down, suddenly stepped in and raised his hand to ask.
"Ah, what kind of..." Panda scratched his face with his paws, as if recalling, "The hair is long, the skin is white, and the eyes are like this—"
It is good at holding down its eyes and pulling upwards. Unfortunately, due to the natural dark circles of pandas, no one can see what kind of shape it wants to express.
Only the knotweed Yuren understood, and he was silent.
It's over, it's over.
Fu Heihui covered his eyes.
Zenyuan Maki thought of something, "Is it green hair?" She saw Wujo Gou's tweet last time, but she just brushed it off without caring.
"Yes yes yes!" Panda kept nodding, "I remembered, Wu called her 'Mr. Xiao Tao', she is also a teacher, but I don't know which school the teacher is, I don't seem to have heard of the magic world. Such a number one person..."
Of course I haven't heard of it, because Teacher Taoye is just an ordinary elementary school teacher!
Hu Zhang Yuren's heart fluctuated violently.
"And you know what he said?"
Panda picked up the dog Cuixi, who was eating melons calmly, and acted as his partner in cross talk.
"Wu said," Panda leaned on the dog's body, dangling in front of him with his paws in his hands, and learned five ten percent of Wutiao's dangling appearance, "'What's wrong? I'm not allowed to bring the teachers and family members here. ?'"
After finishing speaking, it pinched the chin of the dog curlicue, gave a loud kiss on the face of the dog curling, and raised the corner of the mouth with a charming smile.
Dog Curly: !
Zen Temple Maki: …
Knotweed Yuren:…
Fu Heihui: "Huzhang, you cheer up, Huzhang!!"
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Love Ye Taoye stopped, tilted his head, a look of doubt appeared on his face.
She turned her head and asked Wutiao Wu, "Teacher Wutiao, did you hear anything?"
She faintly heard a shriek of howling ghosts and wolves, as if it came from the school she had just left.
"Well, I didn't hear it?" Wujo Satoru glanced back, pressing his index finger to the corner of his mouth, as if thinking, "The school is in such a deep mountain, it's not surprising that there is any movement, Xiao Tao-sensei, think about it, the school still has There are pandas."
"what do you mean…"
Gojo Satoru spread his hands, put his arms around Kono Momoha's shoulders, and led her out, "Maybe the wild monkeys on the mountain are fighting."
The author has something to say:
5t5: Youren, you can help me get in touch~ I just want to be friends with Teacher Xiao Tao~
5t5: What's wrong, I'm not allowed to bring my family here?
Huzi: (cardiopulmonary arrest) Thank you to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated nutrient solution during 2021-08-04 22:21:04~2021-08-05 21:21:57~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Charlotte1;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 6 bottles in the evening; 2 bottles in Xiaoxiao and Charlotte; 1 bottle in Xiaopangdun;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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