The Strongest Girlfriend Insists That She is An Ordinary Person

"Pregnant, with a diamond—"

Um Singer:  …

Home into the glass: ...

The entire floor suddenly became quiet, and even the sound of breathing seemed to disappear.

Only Gojo Satoru's laughter echoed across the floors.

Under the glaring gaze of An Geji, he smiled and leaned back and forth. He had to hold his waist with his hands. The passersby couldn't help but walk sideways, but Wujo Satoru didn't care at all.

Just when An Geji couldn't bear it anymore and her fists were itching, the door behind Gojo Satoru was suddenly pushed open.

Gojo Satoru suddenly got stuck.

Gojo Satoru, who was still laughing like a goose goose, suddenly caught in his throat.

His laughter was swallowed hard, he coughed twice, turned around, put his hand into a fist and put it to his mouth, and asked with a guilty conscience, "Teacher Xiao Tao, why don't you rest inside?"

She has never seen such a quiet and well-behaved expression on Wujogo's face since she has known Gojo Go for more than ten years.

"I was going to go in to find you, why didn't you wait for me inside?" Wujo Go up to hold Lian Ye Taoye's hand, "How do you feel now, do you feel uncomfortable?"

Kono Momoba shook his head, "I heard a voice inside, so I came out to have a look."

The five realizations of the collapsed mountains and the mountains just laughed:  …

He closed his mouth tightly, quiet and well-behaved like a quail.

Jia into the glass kept shaking his head in his heart.

This is the true face of the strongest, hey, Wujo Satoru, why did you just pull it after not seeing him for two days.

"Who are these two?" Kono Momoba turned her eyes to look at the Angeji and Jiari Glass.

Um Singer: !

Home into the glass: ...

Just now, the nunnery girl who was still fierce towards Gojo Satoru caught the eyes of Kono Momoha, she calmed down, and tugged her clothes crampedly.

What's going on, this feeling of being watched by the dean?

Thinking of the Oolong misunderstanding just now, An Geji was embarrassed for a while. She could reprimand Wujo Go, but she began to subconsciously tense and falter when she met Shang Rianye Taoye's calm gaze.

"Huh?" Love Ye Taoye tilted his head.

It's over, I'm even more nervous, why can Gojo Satoru, who is crazy like a rabbit, find such a serious girlfriend?

Recalling what she said just now, the singer of the nunnery laughed dryly, made a hasty self-introduction, and dragged the house outside the situation into the glass to say goodbye quickly, "You guys are busy, I suddenly remembered something we Just go-"

Kono Momoha narrowed her eyes in confusion.

She stared at the disappearing backs of the two, "What's wrong?"

Why did that young lady look nervous just now... is she scary?

"Hahaha, I know I know why!" Wujo Satoru shook her arm, the corners of her mouth couldn't stop rising, "Songji she must be embarrassed, because ah, just now—"

He whispered what had just happened in Kono Momoha's ear.

"And then, she thought you were pregnant, and she thought I brought you to have an abortion. I haven't heard such a funny joke in a year, hahahahaha." Gojo Satoru was overjoyed, and he couldn't bear it as he talked. Lived and laughed.

Love Ye Momoba turned her head to look at him.

After waiting for two seconds, she spoke and asked him calmly, "Is it funny?"

Gojo Satoru seemed to have pressed the pause button, his laughter stopped, and he closed his mouth.

"It's better to reflect on it than to think it's funny." Ronye Taoye spread out his hand and held it in front of him, "What kind of things have you usually done that will make people feel this way when they see you? ?"

"That's not it, it's because you're covering your stomach when you walk, Teacher Xiao Tao..." Gojo Satoru whispered, looking at her open palm.

A diamond ring sparkles.

Gojo Satoru suddenly became quiet.

"Is this what you put in the cake?" Kono Momoha asked him, "Why don't you just say it?"

She also thought that Gojo Satoru had added something strange to the cake, such as... can pull tabs, or Yushu, table tennis or something.

"Wait, the last one is too much! You can't swallow a table tennis ball?" Gojo Satoru shouted, "What kind of image do I look like in your eyes?"

Normal people should be able to think, what can be put in the cake? It must be a ring, why did Teacher Xiao Tao misunderstand that he would put ping pong **** in the cake! A person who seems to be quite normal, why does he have such a strange brain hole! !

It should be said that because it is Gojo Satoru, it is not surprising what kind of things he does.

Kono Momoha turned his eyes away.

"What's the matter with your suspicious silence!" Gojo Satoru immediately exclaimed when he suddenly realized that his image in his girlfriend's heart seemed to be in serious trouble.

"...Why did you give me a ring?" Kono Momoha changed the subject, "This should be expensive, right?"

"Didn't you say you were angry and didn't want to see me?" Wujo Satoru put his arm around her shoulder, "I consulted a few people, and they all said it would be best to send diamonds for peace~"

...This thing is made of diamonds?

And, apologize and beg for peace, and send a diamond ring?

Lianye Taoye was silent for a while, and then he said, "How much did you buy it for?"

A diamond ring should be expensive, right?

Gojo Satoru tilted his head with a smile.

Lianye Taoye thought about it for a long time, and hesitantly reported an astronomical number in her heart, "One million?"

Gojo Satoru shook his head.

"More or less?"

Gojo Satoru pinched a little space with his thumb and index finger, "Add a little more."

Lianye Taoye's breathing stagnated, and he hesitated for a while, "...One and a half million?"

"Just a little more."

Love Ye Taoye covered his forehead with trembling hands, "Two million?"

"It's very close—"

"How much is it?" Gojo Satoru's ambiguous attitude made Kono Momoye impatient, "Can you say it directly?"

Gojo Satoru raised two fingers.

Love Ye Taoye's eyes darkened.

Plus two million?

Just this gadget is worth four million!

However, Gojo Satoru shattered her hopes with a smile, "Add two zeros at the back."

Love wild peach leaves: ...

She stared blankly at the ring in her palm, unable to make any expression.

Two million, plus two zeros.

One hundred million, one hundred million, one million, one billion, one billion.

This ring is worth two hundred million.

A string of zero eggs rushed through her mind, leaving only the earth spinning.

Lianye Taoye's eyes darkened, God, she actually swallowed a ring worth 200 million, that should be the most valuable time in her life.

She shoved the ring into Gojo Satoru's hand, "Can this thing be returned?"

"Retire?" Wujogo looked at her puzzled, "Why do you want to quit? Besides, it has already entered your stomach once."

No, to be precise, it's just that it hasn't entered Teacher Xiao Tao's stomach, and there is no such thing as a ring that can be returned, right?

Rianye Taoye raised a hand, Wujo Satoru stopped talking, this gift beyond her comprehension made her stunned for a whole minute before she regained her language ability, "Gojo-sensei, you should take it back. "

"Why should I take it back?" Gojo Satoru was at a loss.

Every nerve of Lianye Taoye seems to be dancing a tap dance now. She straightened her eyes and said word by word, "Whatever you want, you can bring it yourself or give it to someone else. I can't have it anyway."

She had never touched something so expensive in her life.

Too bourgeois.

"...!" Wujo Satoru just reacted, and laughed angrily at her words, "Do you think I have other people who can send this kind of thing besides you?"

Lian Ye Taoye raised his eyes and looked at him blankly.

Seeing the dizzy appearance of Rianye Taoye, Wujo Satoru suddenly stopped being angry, and even wanted to laugh a little.

He couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth.

"This ring has your name engraved on it, who else can I give it to?" Gojo Satoru showed the [momoha] on the inside of the ring to Kono Momoha.

Seeing her name engraved on the inside of the silver ring, Kono Momoba closed her eyes fiercely, as if the light reflected by the ring hurt her eyes.

Teacher Wutiao, why do you need to be so efficient at this time? !

"Give up, you can't get it back—" Wujo Satoru grabbed her hand and put the ring on her ring finger.

Lianye Taoye was so frightened that she shrank her hand back, "No, I really can't take it—"

It was too expensive to wear such an expensive thing on her hands, and she was afraid that robbers would chop her fingers on the way home at night.

"..." Gojo Satoru squinted and stared at her for a while, then withdrew his hand as if nothing had happened, "If that's the case, forget it."

Love Ye Taoye just breathed a sigh of relief.

"I also think that this ring will send you to the hospital before it is sent out. It's too bad, so don't want this kind of thing." Gojo Satoru threw the ring out of the window.

The ring drew a silver-white parabola in the air and flew out of the window gleamingly.

Kono Momoha's eyes also followed the route of the ring's flight, opening wider and wider.

Seeing the ring disappear from sight, Ronino Momoba rushed to the window, stuck her head out and looked down.

A green lawn, with her poor eyesight, the ring has completely disappeared.

"Teacher Wujo! You are a high-altitude parabola!" Rianye Taoye slapped Wujo Gou's shoulder heavily, "What if someone is down there? It's very dangerous!"

So big - a diamond ring! If there is someone below, you can directly open the scoop, right?

Lianye Taoye's face turned blue, he stretched his head and looked down, subconsciously patted Wujou's shoulder, "Go find it back!"

"嘁." Wujo Satoru, who was chased downstairs by his girlfriend and used his all-powerful six eyes to look for a ring on the lawn, puffed up.

He touched the shoulder that was beaten by the heavy fist, and muttered absently, "Teacher Xiao Tao is actually angry because of such a trivial matter..."

"It's just 200 million yuan—"