The Strongest Male God System

Chapter 505 Teach Baby Panda To Poop

Under the gaze of everyone, Zhou Yang had to walk to the place where the pandas gathered not far away.

Two breeders followed him.

The panda is far from being as honest and gentle as it seems.

The bite force of pandas is second only to polar bears, and similar to brown bears. The running speed in the mountains at an altitude of two kilometers above sea level exceeds the average speed of a human athlete of 100 meters.

Climbing a 20-meter-high tree is like playing with pandas. It is not difficult for a panda to single out four wolves...

So when Zhou Yang walked towards the panda, the breeder immediately went to protect it.

Several pandas jumped off the simple toys when they saw the breeder coming by, and they twisted to meet them.

They thought there was food.

Zhou Yang walked up to the panda, sat cross-legged on the ground, smiled and patted the place next to him, and said to the giant panda in the head: "Come on, sit here, let's talk."

Uh?

The applicants and zoo managers not far away looked at each other with wonderful expressions.

This guy named Zhou Yang can really act.

He Yun even laughed and said, "Who does he think he is? If the panda can listen to him, you will see... ghost... uh?"

Before he finished speaking, the biggest panda was sitting crookedly at the position instructed by Zhou Yang, holding a bamboo in his hand, and eating with relish.

Zhou Yang frowned and snatched the bamboo away: "Talking to you, don't do anything else!"

Several breeders were shocked and almost rushed to take Zhou Yang away.

Grabbing bamboo from the panda's mouth...you have enough life, right?

When everyone was extremely nervous, the giant panda suddenly lowered his head, seemingly aggrieved.

Huh...this is surprising.

Zhou Yang said loudly to the other pandas: "You are not talking about it, are you? Come here, sit down, I have something to tell you!"

In the stunned gaze of everyone, all the pandas twisted and walked to the opposite side of Zhou Yang, steadily sitting next to each other in a row, like pupils preparing to go to class.

"Hi!" Wang Mengzhi, the director of the garden, took a breath.

Fang Ming was also dumbfounded.

Not to mention He Yun and others.

This is a lens that only appears in movies.

"Cough cough..." Zhou Yang cleared his throat, "Listen well, you can't **** everywhere in the future. If you want to poop, you have to go to a fixed place... That, Director Wang, give me a specific position."

"Ah? Oh..." Wang Mengzhi reacted suddenly, pointing to the position next to the cleaning tube, "right there!"

After speaking, the director Wang patted his forehead.

"Why did I get caught?"

She didn't believe Zhou Yang could make the panda obedient if she killed her.

He was so confused as to be bypassed.

"Have you heard? The elder sister said, you can only pull the stool in the prescribed position in the future, come with me, point you, pay attention to line up." Zhou Yang stood up and patted his fart. Stock, strolling to the location Wang Mengzhi pointed out.

Under the leadership of the leader, the six or seven pandas in the back dangling and lovely lined up, following Zhou Yang's footsteps.

This scene stunned everyone again.

Damn it...

"It's here...remember it?" Zhou Yang stretched his foot on the ground and asked the panda.

"Squeak..." the panda leader called.

"Squeak!" The rest of the pandas also yelled, as if to indicate that they had understood.

Everyone at the scene was full of black lines.

It seemed... as if... that's really the case.

Zhou Yang clapped his hands: "Well, let's all play, remember the position of the poop, who can't remember, fine him not to eat bamboo."

The pandas were so naive and ran away.

"Ha ha... Ha ha!" He Yun suddenly smiled, "You are really good."

"I almost thought it was real." He Yun looked at Zhou Yang, shaking his head and laughing.

"I have to say that the pandas really cooperate with you. But it's useless..." He Yun said lightly, "Pandas can't understand the meaning of human language. I don't know what you did to make the panda follow you. You What's on your body? Or can you smell something?"

"So this is ah."

"Let me just say, how can he control the panda?"

"Scared me to death, I really thought I was hell."

The rest of the candidates stroked their chests and let out a sigh of relief.

At that moment, they had almost forgotten the identity of the applicant, and they were all taken down by Zhou Yang's amazing performance.

Fang Ming and Wang Mengzhi looked at each other, the latter whispered: "Teacher Fang, what do you think?"

"That young man...maybe he has the skills to train animals, so pandas are very obedient." Fang Ming narrowed his eyes. "Let me believe that he can control pandas. That's impossible."

"I think so too... I was just happy for nothing." Wang Mengzhi shook his head and sighed, "I thought I found a wizard..."

"This young man, it's not useful." Fang Ming said.

"understand."

Wang Mengzhi raised his voice and said, "Zhou Yang, you can leave now."

"Why?" Zhou Yang asked with a smile.

"Unwilling to work steadily, but always thinking about some crooked ways. Our East China Sea Animal World cannot afford people like you. You have been eliminated. Please leave." Wang Mengzhi pointed towards the exit of the Panda Pavilion.

"You think I'm playing tricks?" Zhou Yang smiled.

"Isn't it?" Fang Ming said coldly, "No one can make a panda be 100% obedient."

"Zhou Yang, Director Wang has already given you a lot of face, so hurry up and go by yourself!" He Yun said lightly.

He is annoying Zhou Yang's temperament.

Wherever you stop, there is a light and breezy smell.

Silence can also attract attention.

From the beginning of the assessment to the present, many young girls who applied for the job have been looking at Zhou Yang's face, and have not moved away.

I, He Yun, the dignified star-tiao national double-degree student, you turned a blind eye to it, and instead paid attention to the unlearned Zhou Yang, really confused!

Zhou Yang shook his head and said, "You guys, why don't you want to acknowledge the excellence of others? If you can't do it, it doesn't mean I can't do it!"

"Pandas don't listen to you, it doesn't mean that pandas don't listen to me." Zhou Yang spread his hands together, "Okay, whatever."

After speaking, Zhou Yang put his hands in his pockets, bowed his head and walked out.

"Okay, with all the staff left, we are going to the next level." Wang Mengzhi waved.

Fang Ming said loudly: "If anyone is like Zhou Yang, I will ask him to leave immediately."

Everyone turned their heads and looked at Zhou Yang's back, sighing in their hearts.

Such a handsome boy, he didn't expect to be a guy who didn't look good.

"What a pity, so handsome!" Several little girls pouted.

"It's useless to look good."

At this moment, a middle-level cadre suddenly said, "President, look."

Everyone turned back together.

The leader of the panda colony, the largest panda staggered to the position next to the cleaning tube, splitting its hind legs and pulling out a black poop.

Uh……

Everyone looked at each other.

The panda walked a distance of more than ten meters to defecate.

Does it really have to follow Zhou Yang's request?

"Coincidence, coincidence." He Yun's face twitched, and he barely smiled.

"Yes, it must be a coincidence!" Many people agreed.

However, two more pandas wandered to the designated area and pulled out their poop.

The managers of all the zoos were confused.

Everyone knows that these pandas are used to stocking and pulling, and have never followed the rules so strictly as today...

The third, fourth...every panda in the panda house seems to have been negotiated, one by one they have to walk to the designated place to defecate.

Everyone was stunned.

Wang Mengzhi woke up like a dream, and turned around and shouted: "Zhou Yang, wait for you!"

Zhou Yang stopped and smiled back and said, "What's the matter?"

All the candidates looked at Zhou Yang with tangled expressions.

Just now they were laughing at Zhou Yang for being smart and wanting to play tricks.

But now it seems that they are the most ridiculous!

At the same time, Wang Mengzhi's phone rang.

"President Wang, something happened to Tiger Roaring Mountain Forest!" the staff on the other side roared.