The Survival of Scum Readers

"Little Leaf!"

"Shut up!"

"leaf!"

"Ahhh, shut up!"

"There is a boat coming from Ye Zi!"

"I killed... the ship?"

"Hurry up and make the fire a little brighter!"

Two "savages", a man and a woman, hurriedly threw the wet branches into the fire in hopes of getting thicker black smoke, and then ran to the beach together desperately shouting and waving. There was indeed a boat passing by on the sea level, but it was a pity that the boat did not see the call for help here and drove away.

"Hey..." The two were discouraged at the same time and threw themselves on the beach.

The bearded Marx-shaped knight in the Savage version sighed: "Another ship has rejected the glory called by the knight... When can I tell my great majesty the important news!"

"What news?" Suza tilted his head, curious.

The knight ignored her.

"Destruction of the Abyss of Warcraft?"

The knight still ignored her. During this period of time, regarding "what is the important news," Suza had guessed all the possibilities, but the knight's mouth was extremely strict. Unable to guess, the knight refused to give any hints. Suza had to give up and wondered: "I said, since you have an'important secret', why do you still have that American time to send me...send Princess Mary to the Kingdom of Snark? Is it worth it for such a small thing?"

"Small thing? Do you think it's a trivial thing to **** the princess back to China?" The knight was astonished as seeing an ant trip over an elephant. He couldn't help shook his head and exclaimed, "Ah, it is an ignorant beast. On the noble body of your Royal Highness! It's simply... blasphemous and holy!"

Suzha really wanted to strangle him.

"Little Ye Zi," the girl posing with the smile of the Virgin patted the knight on the shoulder: "Don't forget that this sacrilegious beast saved your life~~~"

"Who wants you to save it!" The knight shouted angrily. He had been hit by Suzha countless times.

"Oh, it's not good to be irritable, if I don't save you, what about your ‘important news’? Isn’t your majesty the King eager to see your return?" Suza smiled sweetly and shook his fingers.

The knight fainted all of a sudden, and he said: "Don't not understand the useless words..."

"Which word is wrong? Not'wish to see through'? Should we use'wishful for husband'?"

"Ignorant beast!"

"Little Leaf."

"Don't call it that way!"

"Are you not the Green Leaf Knight?" The knight did not allow Suza to call him "Julian". Suza did not want to call him a long and awkward surname, and finally the knight reluctantly told her his knight title, condescending to allow her Call yourself Leafy Knight.

"Then call Lord Knight or Lord Luye!" The knight roared.

"Huh? Why?" Su Zha pretended to be stupid.

"This is etiquette! Don't call that..."

"What is not allowed to be called?"

"Don't call Xiaoyezi!!!"

"Really good~~"

"Ahhhh, I'm going to kill you!!!"

"What about Princess Mary? Did you kill it together?"

The angry bull abruptly stopped his trampling steps, and Suza seemed to hear a creak of his lumbar spine twisting.

The Cavaliers froze for a full two minutes.

Suza walked over and asked thoughtfully, "Is there anything wrong with Lord Knight? Do you want me to help you?"

"No need to!!"

The twisted-back knight squirmed with difficulty, and Suza ignored him, moved himself away from the fire, and fell asleep on the warm "bed".

In the middle of the night, they ushered in an unexpected visitor: a ship.

A pirate ship.

Obviously, this "desert island" is actually a treasure trove of pirates, so you can imagine how they would feel when they found two strangers in their treasure house.

The most direct result: the knight's waist twisted even harder.

The rude pirate tied the two into zongzi and began to discuss **** them.

The pirate with a hook on his right arm suggested: "Throw it down to feed the sharks?"

Potbelly pirate suggested: "The bacon on board is not enough."

The skinny pirate with wicked eyes licked his lips and proposed: "Let the brothers have a good time?"

Zongzi Suza jumped up to the pirate captain with difficulty, trying his best to put on a noble and inviolable appearance, saying: "I am the princess of the Kingdom of Snark, the king's daughter."

The big belly pirate disgusted: "Less meat."

The lewd pirate was so excited that the rosacea was red: "Le Yi Le?"

Hook pirate: "Hey."

Damn it! A bunch of foolish dumb guys! Suza quickly throws out the real bait: "If you send me back, my father will give you a lot of gold coins!"

The big pirate bosses and the little bosses got together to discuss for a while, and the one-eyed captain nodded majesticly at her.

"Since you, the great captain, have agreed to my trivial request, can you graciously satisfy my other small request? Will you untie the rope for me? You see, I'm just a weak woman and won't treat you. Cause any threats with your noble subordinates. And my father loves me the most, in case he finds that I have a bad time and let you and your noble subordinates shrink a little... that's a pity. Matter, right?"

The Cyclops personally cut Suza's rope with a dagger, and smiled at her. Suza felt a strange smell in this guy's smile, and the small hair on his back stood up instinctively.

The wicked pirate was unwilling to let the flesh of his mouth slip away like this, and leaned to the Captain Cyclops, "I can still have a good time."

The one-eyed captain slapped him aside.

Suza, who was regained freedom, hid behind the Cyclops, pretending to be weak and timid, pointing to the zongzi knight and saying, "His name is Julian..." What is the long and slurred surname? She really couldn't tell the knight's original surname, and she just mentioned the first foreign surname that came out of her mind: Caesar.

The girl weakly poked her head from behind the captain and said, "He is Julian Caesar, a knight, and the title Green Leaf...he is also worth a lot of money."

The lewd pirate had already squeezed the knight's pretty buttocks, and almost went crazy when he heard these words.