The system allows me to capture gods? Backhand capture system

"Wait! I want to wake up the gods!"

A very confident voice resounded through the stadium again.

It was Ye Fan again.

"Damn, Ye Fan, what are you doing? Don't you know that the god awakening ceremony will not be carried out until everyone has paid homage to the statue?"

Liu Peng's good temper was a little bit exhausted.

Why did this man have to attract other people's attention again and again?

If you want to show off, you have to choose the right occasion.

No one said he couldn't do it. He was so impatient. What if it affected the future of other students?

"Haha, you are just a fat pig who only knows how to eat. You know nothing!"

After Ye Fan said that, he ignored the shouting of the students around him and walked straight towards a statue.

And he did something that shocked everyone.

Ye Fan rolled up his sleeves and pushed the statues of Amaterasu and Anubis away a little.

These statues are not heavy, and it is not difficult for adults to push them.

But no one dared to do this.

This is completely looking down on the gods, and it is definitely impossible for the gods to bless them.

"Is this kid sick? Where's the security guard? Get him out!"

"It's over, it's all over! I hope the gods won't blame us for this."

"It's all because of this kid!"

Most of the people present were students who had never worshipped the statues.

And Ye Fan happened to be in the middle of the two statues.

No student dared to really pull him away.

Everyone saw Ye Fan's movements and saw which statue he walked to.

It was actually a stone monkey?

Round eyes, flat ears, full of hair, thunder god mouth, concave cheeks, crooked face, bumped forehead, flat nose.

Although it was a monkey-like statue, it was seven feet tall and looked pleasing to the eye.

"Ye Fan, you've been doing this for a long time, and you want to wake up a monkey?"

"I don't care whether it's a monkey or an ape, I advise you to get back here obediently and stop doing stupid things to make the gods angry!"

"Oh my God, why would there be such a person!"

The voices below continued, and the security guards were also late, but finally arrived.

Just as the security guard was about to step forward, Ye Fan spoke:

"The seventy-two transformations are powerful, the means of pointing at objects are high, there is no rival in the army of 100,000, and the majesty of the nine heavens."

"The Hunyuan body is in harmony with the innate, thousands of disasters are just natural, the vast and inaction is the Taiyi, and the immovable is called Chuxuan."

"The long-term refinement in the furnace is not lead and mercury, the immortality outside the material world is the immortal, the changes are endless and change, the three refuges and five precepts are never mentioned."

"The golden monkey raised the thousand-pound stick, the jade sky cleared the dust for thousands of miles, and today we cheered for Sun Dasheng, only because the evil fog has come again."

"Please, Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, show up!"

As Ye Fan's last words sounded, the monkey's statue began to emit a violent golden light and rushed straight into the sky!

"There are many gods, but Dragon Country has no god, and everyone knows it!"

"Therefore, the people of Dragon Country have not raised their heads in front of others for nearly a hundred years!"

"I, Ye Fan, specially invite Sun Wukong to come down to earth to let the world know that Dragon Country is not godless!"

Ye Fan's voice became louder and louder, and the golden light of the monkey statue became brighter.

One hand held the golden hoop, wearing a bright golden armor, and a shining golden crown on his head.

He looked handsome.

"Damn! Is this Ye Fan mentally retarded?"

He Jun couldn't help but swear.

What did he think Ye Fan was going to do, to do this?

Anyone with a brain knows that Dragon Country can't beat any country now.

Even gods need time to grow up!

"Hmph! A bunch of idiots, all of you present here are not worthy of the blessing of Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven!"

"Why do the gods of Dragon Country need you opportunists?"

Ye Fan was covered with golden light, and the handsome stone monkey phantom just glanced at him and disappeared.

Gods cannot stay in the mortal world for a long time, which is why it is necessary to cultivate "mortal gods".

Why cultivate others when you can do it yourself?

Ye Fan's aura at this moment is about the middle of the seventh level, close to the high level of the seventh level.

He enjoys this kind of pretending to be awesome and slapping people in the face.

Involuntarily, his thoughts are pulled back to three years ago.

Ye Fan, like He Jun, is a time traveler.

But the difference is that he does not have the golden finger of "system".

He traveled through time when the original owner was about fifteen years old and was about to go to high school.

He was originally a very ordinary worker. He dropped out of high school and worked on the assembly line for nearly twenty years.

At that time, he was reading a super brainless and cool article about the revival of mythology.

The content is roughly that the protagonist is affectionate and keeps his offspring everywhere, pretends to be awesome and slaps people in the face, and gets opportunities. The harem has unique skills and amazing looks.

This makes him feel very comfortable.

For more than ten years, he has found the only remaining fun for his boring life by relying on this novel that has been serialized for a long time and has not been completed.

Ye Fan always fantasizes that he is also the protagonist of the novel, with a bunch of beautiful women falling for him.

He also often wonders what would happen if he traveled through time.

Relying on the material provided by this novel, he can then "create a second work" with himself as the protagonist, which is also quite cool.

His job requires two shifts.

Twelve hours of high-intensity work makes Ye Fan physically and mentally exhausted.

He complains about the hardship and tiredness every day, but for more salary, he works while cursing, and even instigates others to resign, and ends up stabbing others in the back.

It hurts others and does not benefit himself, but he likes to do it this way.

As for what to do after receiving salary.

His family cut off contact with him because he dropped out of school, and because of his eccentric personality and love of pretending, plus his love of backstabbing others, he has no friends.

Washing feet became one of the few pleasures he had during the holidays.

Of course it was not regular, what was he thinking?

That day, he got off work as usual.

It happened that the novel was updated again, and he finished reading it with dark circles under his eyes, adding to the previous accumulation.

The irregular work and rest schedule of the two shifts and the lack of sleep caused by frequent mobile phone playing led to his sudden death like He Jun.

When he woke up, he was already a 15-year-old boy.

After reading the original owner's memory, he quickly accepted the reality.

He traveled through time!

Just as he was overjoyed, his sister walked out of the room.

Fatherless and motherless, with a little inheritance, and a sister at home, isn't this a perfect template for the protagonist?

In the prime of life, the little person was born with a delicate and lovely appearance.

Ye Fan couldn't help it at the time. Anyway, everything here should be for his service.