The system asked me to plunder
Chapter 1
Lin Caichen woke up in a trance, looking sluggish and unable to tell the difference between east, west and north.
"Where is this? I feel dizzy and my body feels hollowed out."
Speaking of his body being hollowed out, in fact, he had returned to the rental house alone after evening self-study. Walking in the dark alley, a few hands suddenly stretched out from a door and pulled him in.
The bodies of various women The fragrance came to his nostrils, and it smelled warm and soft, so he thought it was an affair, but his bad news had just begun. He pretended to be reserved and said:"Hey! What are you going to do? let me go!"
Tsk!
The sound of clothes breaking was heard, and Lin Caichen finally knew something was wrong.
"Help!"
But there were a lot of them, and he just yelled at Tiantian and the earth for not responding. Then his mouth was blocked by something lacy, making him speechless.
"Who comes first, sisters? This handsome guy is the most energetic man in this world."
"Sister, come first!"
"Then let’s do it, eldest sister!"
"Well, since the sisters recommend it so, let the sister come first!"A woman with a voice comparable to that of Sister Yu said.
As you can imagine, Lin Caichen then felt that he was about to ascend to heaven, but as time passed, he couldn't stand it anymore, one after another.
Until the last drop of essence passed away, he was already withered and thin. They were all skin and bones.
In the flash of light at the end of his life, he vaguely saw the appearance of several women.
One had rabbit ears, one had the head of a snake, and one had the body of a snake.
How could these be human beings? Are there these things?
Thinking about this last question, he fell into a coma. When he woke up, he looked at the gown he was wearing and asked suspiciously:"Did I travel through time?"
Time travel happens every year, and this year it comes to my house!"
"Ding! The furnace system is being bound and the binding is successful."
What? System?
Lin Caichen woke up with a start,"System, are you there?"
"Ding! The system is here, the host only needs to recite silently in his heart!"
Is there really a system?
You can imagine Lin Caichen's inner excitement. The system can be said to be what everyone dreams of. If you have the system, you have everything!
"System, could you please introduce yourself?"
"Ding! This system is a furnace system. As the name suggests, it allows the host to become a woman's furnace, and then obtains system rewards based on the host's satisfaction with the woman. The satisfaction level is 1%——100%, 1% satisfaction of the woman, 1% of the woman's cultivation, 100% satisfaction, 100% of the woman's cultivation, everything depends on the host's kidney function!"
Hiss~
This... I'm afraid it's a dirty system!
As soon as he heard this, Lin Caichen remembered the scene where he was raped by four monsters. If he had this system at that time, wouldn't it... he shook his head and dismissed these things? Practical thoughts came to his mind.
If there is a system, there will be a novice gift package, so he quickly asked:"System, there should be a novice gift package for the first meeting!""
"Ding! As a system, there is naturally a novice gift pack, otherwise it will not be conducive to the healthy growth of the host. The gift pack has been distributed to the system package and the host can collect it by himself!"
Growing up healthily? This sounds a bit unreliable! No matter, let's take a look at the gift package first to see if it's real.
"By the way, where is the system package?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a page appeared in his mind, like a game.
Looking at this page, Lin Caichen's mouth twitched,"Isn't this the kind of package for online games? It seems that this system is also made in China and is a pirated version."
Complaining is a complaint, he still looked at the two icons in front of the package box. He thought about taking it out, and then he felt that there was something more in his hand.
Shen Bao Dan: Take this pill, your waist will be good, your legs will be good, your body will be good , she's good and so am I!
This...
Looking at the dark Danwan, Lin Caichen felt that her IQ was insulted,"System, come out and see if I don't beat you up?""
"Ding! The host must not be angry. Although the name of this elixir is ordinary, its effect is not as simple as you think. It comes from the hands of Taishang Laojun. There is only one in the world. The host should be happy."
Tai Shang Laojun?
This is the clone of a saint! The skill of alchemy can be said to be unparalleled in the three realms. Although the name of Shen Bao Dan is a bit low, it can be ignored.
Swallow it in one gulp!
After waiting for a long time, there is not even a bubble. Risk, Lin Caichen could not help but twitch the corner of her mouth.
"System, where are the special effects you promised? This elixir won’t expire!"
"Ding! Does the host feel a stirring in the belly? Kidneys numb?"
"Yes, a little bit!
System:"That's right!""
Immediately, Lin Caichen's expression changed, and then he ran to the grass next to him as if crawling.
When he came out again, he was almost exhausted.
"System, I suspect you are a black-hearted liar selling dog-skin plasters."
System:"The host is wrong, please look at the special effects."
Lin Caichen only felt a yellow light burst out from his body, lighting up more than half of the entire night sky.
Is this?
"Is this a special effect? Are there any players who instantly feel that they are famous coins? But what is the use of this light?"
"Ding! This is because after the host absorbs the elixir, the Yang Qi emitted by the kidneys is strengthened. Yang Qi is the nemesis of all evil things and is also a great tonic."
After the system finished speaking, a full-body photo similar to an
"There will be no kidney failure in the future!"
System:... take out another thing from the system package again.
Ruyi Dan: Take this pill, the size will be as you wish, you can make all the twists and turns, and you will be single forever! Produced by Taishang Laojun.
Lin Caichen almost went berserk.!
Trying to calm down his breath, he asked carefully:"System, what is this Taishang Laojun doing?"
System:"Does the host want to listen to the truth or lies?"
"Nonsense, of course you have to listen to the truth!"
"To be honest, he is just a health product seller."
Lin Caichen had a saying mmp that he didn't know whether to say or not.
Just when he was complaining about the system in his mind, a cold wind suddenly hit him, making him shiver.
At this time, the system also suddenly prompted:"Don't be afraid, host, it's When your food comes, you will be spoiled for choice. I guarantee your satisfaction."
What?
"System, what's going on?"
"It's a female ghost here, or a beautiful woman, seduce her and make her satisfied……"
Before the system finished speaking, Lin Caichen ran out all the way.
"System, you cheat!"
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