The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also
Chapter 111 In the wilderness, people are born from their mothers!
"Then we have to play a project first. We can't waste the time when there are the least people by doing nothing, right?" Zhou Baowei had no choice but to obey, but he still analyzed rationally.
"Let's ride the roller coaster." Bai Bufan suddenly agreed.
"Are you okay again?" Zhou Baowei and Lin Li were both a little surprised.
"Yes, let's go ride that roller coaster. I feel that this one is the most exciting and suitable for us." Bai Bufan pointed in a direction, his eyes brightened, and he said excitedly.
Lin Li looked over and then fell silent.
There are of course more than one kind of roller coaster in large amusement parks, and some even have seven or eight in one park. Canglong is just the most exciting one in Pingjiang Amusement Park.
What Bai Bufan is pointing at now is another roller coaster.
This roller coaster covers an area of about 500,000 square centimeters and can accommodate up to two people riding at the same time. The highest point of the track is about a full 300 centimeters from the ground. Even if there are many immortal cultivators, they have to jump up to touch it.
And in the middle of the roller coaster, there is a terrifying milk dragon statue shining with colorful lights that is constantly rotating and making a sound: "Nai Neng, Nai Neng, I am Nai Neng!"
Zhou Baowei looked at the electronic map of the park on his mobile phone. There was an introduction on it: "Cute Dragon Soaring, suitable for ages 3-7
One year old, extraordinary, and the position is not as big as your shoe size. Does it stimulate your crypto currency? "
"I want to take a photo and check in with the Milk Dragon, can't I? They are both dragons, and the Milk Dragon is almost the same as the Cang Dragon. How about we give up on the Cang Dragon and focus on the Milk Dragon." Bai Bufan spoke righteously.
"Those who like milk dragons should stand in a row and shoot them with machine guns." Lin Li laughed.
"Don't be like this, there are many children who like Milk Dragon." Bai Bufan defended Milk Dragon.
After thinking for a while, Lin Li came up with a solution:
"It would be better if the muzzle of the gun was lowered a little."
Bai Bufan:
,
1
If you can't spray, Lin Li is the real devil.
At eight o'clock, the isolation belt was opened on time, and a group of people rushed in decisively.
Lin Li and the other three finally decided to go for a moderately exciting castle rafting tour first, which would also serve as a warm-up for the rapids -
one time.
The experience is over.
The not-too-exciting project is just drifting in a dark environment filled with ghost scenes. Apart from the occasional faces being poked out of you when you sit in the front row, there is nothing else worth mentioning.
"Lin Li, did you hear just now? When the woman behind was playing, she kept saying that she was afraid of both the dark and ghosts." After it was over, Bai Bufan asked Lin Li on the way out.
"I heard it. I kept screaming. It was so noisy and the smell of perfume was so strong." Lin Li nodded, with a look of disgust on his face.
The smell was so pungent that the more I smelled it, the more I missed the smell on the bus.
"Then tell me, why is she not afraid of black and ghosts when they come together?" Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li and gestured behind him.
Lin Li turned his head slightly and realized that the woman behind him was holding a nigger.
The case has been solved. I guess half of the perfume I just smelled came from this nigger.
Foreigners, especially black people, spray perfume for free in order to cover their body odor.
Lin Li turned back to look at Bai Bufan. His face was very serious at this moment: "Bufan, don't worry about being afraid of the dark or ghosts. I found a murderer and called the headquarters immediately. I didn't bring a weapon and couldn't empty the magazine.
I need support, quick! "
"Report to the FBI tomorrow."
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei were both stunned for a moment, and then gave a tacit thumbs up.
Then according to the plan, the three of them arrived at the express entrance of Canglong Coaster and stood at the end of the queue.
At this moment, the machine is running continuously, and with each operation of the machine, the screams come from far to near, and from near to far, as if doing AMSR.
Bai Bufan swallowed loudly.
"Didn't the Qing Dynasty fall? Why are the tortures still there!? Haven't they done anything yet?" Bai Bufan denounced the evils of this world.
No one paid any attention to him.
After all, no one asked how to recruit.
"I suddenly remembered that my dad is going to give birth to me. I have to go and see if it's a boy or a girl. Let me eat and have fun. I'm leaving first." Bai Bufan suddenly thought of this and turned around to leave. .
Now someone paid attention to him.
Bai Bufan's collar was instantly grabbed by four hands. No matter how hard he tried, he could only stay in place.
He runs away, he chases, he can't fly.
Bai Bufan turned his head and said to Lin Li sincerely: "Brother, I really can't do it. I had a bad stomach this morning.
Your stomach feels uncomfortable now, and you don’t want to see flying, right? "
Lin Li: "...
Zhang Wansen is flying.
To be honest, Bai Bufan didn't dare to describe this kind of scene, but Lin Li didn't even dare to think about it. He even subconsciously tried to stay away from the roller coaster track as much as possible.
Lin Li knew that Bai Bufan was making excuses.
But Lin Li must keep him, because as a good brother, he must teach Bai Bufan what courage is, what it means to overcome fear, what a rainbow is after the storm, and what it means to not think about living alone when your brother is about to die.
"I really can't do anything to you. I'm giving this to you. It should be able to solve your problem."
Lin Li sighed, took out a glasses case, and handed it to Bai Bufan.
Bai Bufan took it, opened it and took out the glasses, put them on his face and blinked. He felt dizzy and a little confused: "What's the use of this? Do you want to get used to the dizziness in advance?"
"No, I asked you to put it in your butt so that Xiang can't fly out." Lin Li explained.
Bai Bufan: ".."
Bai Bufan sneered, and he really made a move to stretch his butt and said, "I'm really stuffed now, don't be unhappy again."
However, he made a wrong judgment this time. Lin Li said calmly, "I'm happy."
"Isn't this cheap? You don't want it?" Bai Bufan was surprised.
"No."
"Because it's my glasses case!" Zhou Baowei looked back and the more familiar it was, the more familiar it was. After finally confirming that it was his glasses, he snatched it back.
Lin Li's hands and feet were really dirty. Zhou Baowei despised such people. After despising them, he put the half-drunk drink in his hand back next to Lin Li's schoolbag.
"Okay, I'll treat you. I'll go to the maternal and child care room to help you get a diaper. This will solve your problem. I really can't do anything about you." Lin Li sighed.
"You even get a diaper?" Bai Bufan looked disgusted.
Lin Li was stunned, and then laughed.
The two of them got along well and were very passionate.
Because it was a fast track, it would be the turn of the three people in a few minutes.
"Zeyu, how is this project? Is it scary?" Bai Bufan asked immediately when he saw a classmate coming down from above.
"No feeling, even quite boring." Qin Zeyu shook his head.
"Really?" Bai Bufan's eyes lit up when he heard it.
Boring is good, he likes boring things the most.
"Well, I fell asleep out of boredom not long after I went up, and the staff woke me up later." After saying that,
Qin Zeyu trembled with his legs and knelt by the three people.
Bai Bufan's smile froze on his face.
Can you call it falling asleep just because you were scared to death!
Then Bai Bufan showed concern on his face, walked up to help Qin Zeyu, turned around and waved to Lin Li and Zhou Baowei, "Zeyu is dying, I'll escort him to the medical room of the park, you guys play first."
Four hands grabbed Bai Bufan, and two hands pushed Bai Bufan away.
The three people in front and behind said in unison: "No need."
Bai Bufan smiled bleakly.
There are four seats in a row on the roller coaster, Lin Li is on the left, Bai Bufan is in the middle, Zhou Baowei is on the right, and the students on the right are from other schools.
At this time, the hair of the three people was all blown back, and they refused to come down, and their faces were pale.
After the staff operated the safety bar, it slowly rose.
Lin Li took a deep breath and stood up: "Fuck - it's only been two minutes, but my mouth is a little hoarse.
Bai Bufan beside him didn't say a word. When Lin Li looked at him, this guy didn't even open his eyes.
Not everyone will scream when playing these stimulating equipment. In fact, a large number of people, like Bai Bufan in front of him, close their eyes and hold the equipment tightly during the process, and can't make any sound at all.
This is the real fear.
"Get up, Bufan. "Zhou Baowei urged Bai Bufan, whose lips were still trembling, although he himself was not much better.
He underestimated the power of the Canglong roller coaster.
Before going up, Zhou Baowei: Mom, life is a wilderness, the world is so big, I want to see it.
After coming down, Zhou Baowei: Wilderness, people are born by their mothers, Ding Zhen is right, I want to find my mother.
It's a bit like Ye Gonghaolong.
"Just now on the roller coaster, it seems that someone peed in my pants." Hearing Zhou Baowei's urging, Bai Bufan said calmly.
Lin Li, Zhou Baowei:
Lin Li took a step to the left, Zhou Baowei took a step to the right, and both pinched their noses.
Fuck.
Are you serious about taking a half step back?
"Fuck, I'm kidding, but my legs are really weak, help me, hurry up! "Bai Bufan, who was hurt by his brother again, shouted.
Lin Li laughed, and then pulled Bai Bufan's arm to his shoulder.
How come the boy's body is still smelly and hard after being paralyzed by fear? Lin Li missed the sweet and soft squad leader.
Wait.
Lin Li frowned.
[Pass the eight challenges of Pingjiang Secret Realm with fearless and unrestrained attitude (0/8)]
On the task interface, the number 0 did not become fierce 1, which hurt Lin Li's heart.
Buhao!
Until the three of them had left the Canglong roller coaster area, the number still did not change.
Lin Li smiled.
Painful smile.
What else could it be? It can only be that I was not fearless or unrestrained just now.
System, I am so lucky.
"Do we really have to go through such disasters seven times?" At this time, Bai Bufan, who was lying beside Zhou Baowei, trembled in his voice.
"I think, indeed, let's not play the other seven exciting projects for the time being. "Zhou Baowei said from the heart at this time.
He also needs to slow down.
"Support," Bai Bufan looked at the seven speed-pass projects on his phone, "Anyway, if I play these projects in a row, I can't bear it mentally and physically. I definitely support playing other projects."
"OK, I already have a choice that suits your needs. I'll lead the way." Lin Li nodded when he heard it.
"Okay, I trust you Lin Li, you lead the way!" The three people rarely agreed on the same opinion in an instant.
This is the power of the Canglong roller coaster.
So Lin Li led the way, half a minute passed, and then started queuing.
Bai Bufan was a little surprised: "How come we're here so quickly, what project is it?"
It felt like he had only walked for less than a minute. What kind of leisure project was it? How could it be so close to the Canglong roller coaster?
Zhou Baowei narrowed his eyes: "Bufan, look at the team next to you. They look familiar. They seem to be the fast track of the Canglong roller coaster."
"It seems so."
"Why does the destination seem to be the same?"
Staring in their hearts, Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei looked up at the same time.
An electronic information sign:
"Sanglong Coaster (normal queue entrance) (estimated queue time is "15" minutes)"
Four hands grabbed Lin Li's neck at the same time in the next second. Lin Li had already seen his wife waving to him.
"Lin Li, what the hell are you going to do!" Bai Bufan was the angriest one.
"No, you said, as long as you don't play those seven projects, it will be fine. No, do you meet your requirements?" Lin Li, who had his fate choked, struggled to speak.
"You fucking call this meeting requirements?" Bai Bufan roared.
"You just say you are satisfied or not?"
"I'll strangle you to death!"
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