The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also

"Let go! Lin Li, let go quickly! I can't bear it anymore!" Seeing that Lei Daoda was unwilling to believe in him, Bai Bufan could only frantically try to break free, but Lin Li's grip was too hard, and all his struggles failed. It's all in vain.

You must quit sex when you go back, otherwise there is really nothing you can do against Lin Li.

"The child's father, I need you!" How could Lin Li let go.

After having a stable channel for outputting the lightning accumulated in his body, Lin Li himself became more tolerant to lightning.

What's more, Bai Bufan's screams were nothing short of celestial music to him. When Lin Li heard how miserable his brother was now, he felt most of the pain fly away.

Great rejuvenation, Doctor Bai.

"Go away! I don't need you! Divorce! Let's get divorced now! It hurts me so much!" Bai Bufan twitched all over and started beating Lin Li's own left hand crazily with his left hand that was not caught.

Then his left hand was grabbed by Lin Li's right hand.

Bai Bufan: "?"

overtake! class! add! Times!

Bai Bufan: "!!!"

"ah!!!"

"No divorce, I won't accept divorce!" Lin Li rejected Bai Bufan's divorce request.

"Ah!!! Who cares whether you accept it or not! Divorce me quickly! Hurry up!"

"The law stipulates that non-litigation divorce, separation for more than two years, and unilateral divorce are not allowed unless there are major faults! So you have to let me accept it!" Lin Li grabbed harder.

"Please, brother, let's get a divorce. All the property will belong to you, and the treasure will also belong to you. I will cleanse myself and leave the house, and I will pay you alimony! Divorce!!" Bai Bufan was still struggling, but he was convinced that even if Lin Li was When he received the electric shock, his brute strength was no match for Lin Lihou's, and his voice was filled with pleading.

"I don't want anything, I just want you!" Lin Li performed what it means to be deeply affectionate.

"But there is a kind of love called letting go!" But Bai Bufan is such a scumbag.

"That's not my nindo!"

"I'm so fucked, I'm broken, I'm really broken, one by one, you're going to shock my shit out of me!!"

"It doesn't matter. You forgot what kind of store we are. The people here have rich experience in dealing with shit and pee!"

"Grass!!"

Lin Li, the beast, was invulnerable, but Bai Bufan broke through.

There have been obvious irreparable rifts in the relationship between the two.

When parents quarrel, the child is always the one who gets hurt the most.

At this time, the poor child Zhou Baowei, who had witnessed the breakdown of his parents' relationship with his own eyes, was so frightened that he started twitching on the ground and made a cry that sounded like crazy laughter.

Smiling a little weak, Zhou Baowei got up from the ground and weakly persuaded: "Don't quarrel anymore, don't quarrel anymore, it won't kill anyone."

"Yes! Baowei, and Baowei! Lin Li, if you catch the child, the child will give you more strength. Baowei, come here and grab your mother's hand!" Bai Bufan noticed Zhou Baowei and immediately seemed to have seen a savior. Shouted generally.

"I don't." Zhou Bao took a cautious step back after hearing this.

Although he knew that Bai Bufan was putting on an exaggerated performance and was not shocked at all, it still hurt to get caught by Lin Li, so there was no need for such a thing.

If Bai Bufan knew Zhou Baowei's current thoughts, he would definitely say loudly: "I'm exaggerating, your mother is exaggerating!!"

So, Zhou Baowei just watched Bai Bufan's vitality weakening little by little.

He was almost dead, but he still couldn't bear it, so he persuaded him: "Bufan, if it doesn't work, let's just do it."

"What the hell are you asking? I'll do it! I can do anything!" Bai Bufan, who was tied to Lin Li and had given up struggling, said weakly.

His body was still being whipped with electricity from time to time, and he occasionally screamed.

"No, Bufan, don't do anything. Hold on, maybe there will be a honey trap later -" Lin Li encouraged from the side with a pale face.

"Then I won't do it now." Lin Li made sense, and Bai Bufan gritted his teeth again.

Time passes little by little.

Raidoda's eyes became more and more surprised.

You must know that the most important customers of maternal and child stores are mothers. If fathers are allowed to bear the pain of childbirth, they may feel that this is all. It may also easily dissatisfy the most important group of mothers and feel that it is not done at all.

Moreover, large coupons and gifts will be given after a complete experience of this event, so there is actually no intention of letting people pass.

Therefore, although the current output by the machine is within a safe range, it is more painful than normal childbirth, and it has been maintained at this strong intensity. Wu Jing has to say a few words about the quintessence of Chinese culture when he comes.

But although the kid in front of me screamed very hard at the beginning and is still suffering in pain that can be seen with the naked eye, he seems to have really persisted?

The younger generation is formidable, this is the true legendary Lightning Resistance King.

At this moment, Lin Li closed his eyes tightly. Although Bai Bufan had given up on escaping, Lin Li's grip on his hand still did not release any force.

Qingzheng's Thunder Control Technique continuously operates, absorbing the current, and then transmits it to Bai Bufan's body with his hands.

However, the power output was far less than the power absorbed, otherwise Bai Bufan would have run away even if he cut off his arms.

The main stinging pain was still spreading throughout his body.

Practice, this is practice! Lin Li kept comforting himself with such thoughts in his heart.

Damn it, when ordinary people encounter this kind of spiritual practice between life and death, shouldn't they get great opportunities from Phoenix Nirvana, such as being pure and upright and controlling the Thunder Body, one step to the Great Perfection? Why do they just get electric shocks when they get here?

It must be because there is no spiritual energy circulating. I knew I would always have two spiritual stones in my crotch.

How can spiritual energy be such an inconvenience?

"Baowei! How long until the beauty trap begins?" Bai Bufan, who was lying on the ground, felt that two centuries had passed. He opened his eyes and asked while twitching.

"It's over in three minutes, hold on! Father, mother, I'm proud of you!" Zhou Baowei replied after looking at the time on the machine.

‘It’s not difficult, I, I suddenly became energetic, haha, that’s it.

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"It's a return to light, a return to light! It seems you are going to die soon!" Zhou Baowei said happily.

"Great, I'm finally going to die."

Bai Bufan was equally happy. He had seen his wife saying hello a long time ago, and now they could finally hug each other.

The extremely painful current finally slowly stopped.

It turns out that ordinary things are actually such a happy thing.

"Congratulations! Young man, you are the first customer to fully experience painful childbirth since the launch of our store's activities! Congratulations!" Raido said with great relief after turning off the instrument.

There was warm applause all around.

"Bufan, we are the champions." Lin Li finally let go of Bai Bufan's hands. He slumped on the recliner, opened his eyes weakly, and sighed softly.

The hand on the side fell down feebly after he let go, and Bai Bufan did not respond.

Probably dead.

But not important.

Lin Li prayed devoutly in his heart for a while before clicking on the system.

[Task 2 has been completed. 】

[You have received rewards: physical improvement: the effect of Qingzheng Yulei body has been increased by 100%; system currency*50. 】

Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief.

Although he did not beg for mercy or cry out in pain during the whole process, Lin Li was still worried that the system would think that he was not brave enough.

It was really too much for him to be shocked again. This was not an amusement park attraction.

"Holy crap, why are there so many people? Why are you all here?" Lin Li, who was completely relaxed and covered in cold sweat, sat up and looked around, startled.

A group of people from Wu Juejue gathered here.

The employees of this store, male classmates such as Wang Ze, and some unknown passers-by.

No wonder there was so much applause and Zhou Baowei didn't go crazy for several minutes.

"We were at the door of the video game store upstairs across the street, and we heard Feifan's screams and Baowei's wild laughter from a distance, and then we came." Wang Ze explained while giving a thumbs up, "There are many cows, Level 10 You can resist the pain for ten minutes."

"Fortunately, I don't feel anything. I feel like I can regenerate ten times." Lin Li shrugged.

"Indeed, it's like playing house, as long as you have hands." Bai Bufan, who was still lying on the ground, nodded.

"Hello sir, these four are your coupons, and here is a pack of baby wipes -"!

At this time, the clerk also took over the reward for the complete experience, and then asked: "Do you need help installing it?"

"No, I've already pretended."

Lin Li laughed, stood up, and then staggered with weak legs.

Fortunately, I had strong body control. After twisting a few steps, I stood up completely. I smiled at the clerk and said, "You are so conscientious. You are giving away benefits for such a simple activity."

Clerk:

""......

It can’t be sprayed, but this one is really installed.

But why don't you wipe the cold sweat from your forehead first?

After Lin Li got the prize, he was in trouble for a while. He had no use for these maternal and infant products and coupons.

Although there are some baby shower gels, talcum powders and the like that are perfectly fine for adults to use, it seems unnecessary for Lin Li to buy them for the vouchers.

"Baowei, do you like it?" Lin Li shook the rattle in his hand to Zhou Baowei, who was 1.8 meters tall, and handed over a pacifier, "These are toys that mom won for you, take them if you like them."

Zhou Baowei: "——·

"Get out of here."

Lin Li had an idea and asked the clerk: "These coupons are bound and only I can use them?"

"Probably not, but the coupon can only be used once a day." The clerk heard this and hesitated for a while before saying.

"Okay, thank you, everyone! Look here! Selling discount coupons at low prices, plus these small gifts, does anyone need it?" Lin Li thanked him after hearing this, and simply shouted to the onlookers in the store and passers-by.

The clerk didn't stop me either.

Theoretically, the right to use coupons belongs to the store. This kind of transfer can be controversial and blocked, but I am not the store manager.

Earning dead wages.

Don't mess with the store manager if you wear the store's clothes.

When Lao Da wore the No. 8 jersey, he only slept eight hours a day, and when he wore the No. 24 jersey, he slept 24 hours a day. This is the experience of the older generation of artists, and it also verifies this theory.

Don't do anything unnecessary, because it will make customers unhappy and affect your mood. In the end, you may not be happy in the store.

No need.

There is still a market for this kind of coupons, especially for customers who originally planned to spend money in this store. In the end, Lin Li packed a bag of things with coupons and sold them for 150 yuan. It was a win-win situation. Lin Li accepted the other party's offer directly, and it was white anyway.

Everyone is happy, half of the Spring Breeze Elf (modeled after Lu Zhishen) is in hand.

"How can I still earn so much? I also want to experience it. I am a sports student. Giving birth to a child is not easy? Take this and retweet it, right?"

Wang Ze and his group immediately became interested when they saw that Lin Li could even make money, and began to take photos and forward them.

Commercial parking lot.

On the bus, Xue Jian, who was well-informed, had no interest in going shopping in the commercial district, so he stayed on the bus.

"How to make students with bad intentions turn over a new leaf, there are three ways to do it one by one"

Xue Jian listened carefully to the experience sharing of other key teachers.

However, after listening to half of it, his brows did not relax, and he felt it was useless.

Lin Li's mind was not just bad.

After thinking about it, Xue Jian changed a video and clicked on it:

"How to maintain a good attitude in the face of students with bad intentions, there are three ways to do it one by one.

This is what I should learn.

Xue Jian's brows relaxed and nodded.

After watching the video, Xue Jian benefited a lot and planned to post a circle of friends.

"Zhang Haoyang: Collect 18 likes, quickly. "Link: Pingjiang Baoshu maternal and infant supplies store is having an event! Spend more than--""

Xue Jian liked it, probably because he was buying things for his kids at home and needed to forward it.

"Qin Zeyu: 18 likes. "Link: Pingjiang Baoshu maternal and infant---""

You have kids too?

Xue Jian liked it again.

"Zhou Baowei: 18 likes. "Link: Pingjiang Baoshu---""

"Ding Sihan: 18 likes, thank you. "Link: Pingjiang Baoshu---""

"Wang Yuezhi: Everyone help give a like↓↓.'

"Chen Yuying: Like it, thank you everyone. "Link: Pingjiang Baoshu---""

"Zhuo Yongfei: Ask for 18 likes. "Link: Pingjiang Baoshu---""

...

All the friends circle, all the likes, except Wang Yuezhi, there is no link, I don't know what he is doing.

But it doesn't prevent Xue Jian from having a face full of question marks: "? ? ? "

Buhao!

It's impossible that everyone has children at home!

Something is wrong again!

"Master, open the door! Let me get off! Quick!" Xue Jian shouted at the driver who was sleeping with his hat on his face.