The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also

If he is caught this time, he will really have to hold a memorial service.

But Lin Li's physique is getting better every day, so he is very calm and even has time to make a face.

It will be more difficult for Wang Ze to catch him this time than the last time.

And Bai Bufan, whose physique is only slightly better than Lin Li's before, is about to make a strong push, then lose his balance, and finally run out of energy.

So Lin Li extended his hand to Bai Bufan.

"Thank you." Bai Bufan grabbed Lin Li's hand, and because he had a leverage point, he increased his speed a little.

Bai Bufan struggled, but before he could come up with a result, he found himself being hugged by Lin Li.

"Don't quit masturbating, don't..." Before Bai Bufan finished his shy words, he felt dizzy and lost his balance. A huge push pushed him down on the grass.

Sitting on the ground, Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li who was laughing wildly and walking away. He turned his head and looked at Wang Ze and others who were rushing towards him like zombies.

"Fuck."

This was the last word.

He shouldn't have hesitated when he wanted to harm Lin Li just now.

He was slow.

Bai Bufan's sacrifice was valuable. Looking at the figures behind him pressing on Bai Bufan, Lin Li kept a safe distance and nodded with satisfaction.

It's not a big deal to keep running. It's better to die than to die.

Lin Li ran to Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying and asked while panting: "Do you have any water? Give me some?"

"There is no water that I haven't drunk. There is a big tomato. If you don't mind, eat it." Chen Yuying was still searching, and Ding Sihan had already handed over the fruit.

Lin Li took it and bit it without hesitation.

Then he was silent.

This familiar unpalatable taste.

He lowered his head.

Fuck your tomato. This is a wild persimmon.

It was the wild persimmon that Lin Li picked for Qu Wanqiu, the one that looked the most unpalatable.

"Don't take things from strangers in the future, understand? This is the last lesson your mother will teach you!" Ding Sihan's smile was not ladylike at all. She stroked her belly and pointed at Lin Li and laughed.

Chen Yuying, who was originally looking for water, saw this scene and smiled and took out a tissue from her messenger bag and handed it to Lin Li.

Lin Li wanted to teach Ding Sihan a lesson, but he didn't have much time - the group of people not far away had already chased him again.

In fact, most people had already vented their anger, but the problem was that the sacrificed Bai Bufan was now assimilated and ran more vigorously than the physical test. It seemed that he hated himself the most.

Lin Li took the tissue and wiped his mouth, and continued his escape journey.

The net of heaven is vast and nothing can escape it. Lin Li could not escape death. When he finished watching GG's resurrection, the charcoal had already heated up. If you drip water into it, there would be a violent crackling sound, and you can start grilling.

"Who will grill?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei.

The three of them basically had no experience in this area, and no one loved the business of barbecue.

So they were silent.

"Baowei, let's grill for you, just treat it as exercise to lose weight."

Lin Li and Bai Bufan united their minds and decided to let Zhou Baowei do this hard labor.

"Who loses weight by barbecue! I have my own weight loss plan, and barbecue is a part of it that I have to taste, so you guys come." Zhou Baowei put his hands behind his back and shook his head.

"What kind of weight loss plan also requires tasting barbecue?" Bai Bufan frowned.

"Military body management, you can only eat army hot pot, veteran barbecue, pistol chicken legs, colonel chicken nuggets, and warship sushi." Zhou Baowei said loudly.

"Pick up chopsticks and you are a soldier. The purpose is to develop a general belly, right?" Lin Li agreed. No matter the process or the result, it was quite military.

"That's right, Lin Li, I, General Zhou, have appointed you as a tea pourer. Now go to the self-service area and pour tea for me, the general." Zhou Baowei nodded heavily.

"What general are you? Are you also the sun?" Bai Bufan smiled.

"I think you want to eat seaweed egg drop soup without vegetables, flowers or soup, Bai Bufan, I now order you to attack the enemy's granary in two directions." Zhou Baowei ordered arrogantly.

Then General Zhou was beaten.

In the end, the three decided to use rock-paper-scissors to decide who would grill.

"Rock-paper-scissors!"

Zhou Baowei played cloth, Bai Bufan and Lin Li played rock.

"Congratulations, you are the winner, you have won the qualification for grilling!" Before Zhou Baowei laughed, Lin Li and Bai Bufan said in unison.

Zhou Baowei:

"Whoever wins grills?" he asked.

"What else."

"Get out! Start over! Let's determine the rules this time." Zhou Baowei couldn't accept it.

"Then whoever wins grills."

"Okay."

After discussing, the second round began.

"Rock-paper-scissors."

The second time, Zhou Baowei played cloth, Bai Bufan played a vertical six, and Lin Li raised his foot.

Zhou Baowei:

.....

Damn you.

This time, these two bitches are even more inhuman.

"What are you two doing this time? Huh?" Zhou Baowei questioned.

"Have you never seen Ultraman Rob? This is a happy gesture. I am a peacemaker who hates disputes. I hope that rock-paper-scissors can also get along well. So it is a tie between you and me. I can't win, so it must be one of you who will be roasted."

Bai Bufan put his hands together, showing a pure and kind expression as if he had been touched on the head by Nangong Wenya, and said gently.

"It's a shelter from the wind." Zhou Baowei waved his hand, his face full of gloom, then looked at Lin Li who raised his foot, sneered and asked: "What is this foot of yours, a happy foot?"

"I lost, both of you lost, you can do whatever you want, call me to eat it after it's roasted." Lin Li took it lightly.

"You lost your password again?" Zhou Baowei widened his eyes.

Lin Li sighed and looked at the ignorant Zhou Baowei: "Baowei, who will win when the hand and the foot fight?"

"How can this be compared? Who said that the foot will definitely lose? The power of the flying kick is much higher than that of the flying fist, so I should lose!" Zhou Baowei analyzed for a while.

"No, when the hand and the foot fight, you will definitely beat the foot for the hand to win." Lin Li said calmly.

Zhou Baowei: "?"

Your mother.

Now I have to support the hand to win.

I can't spray it, the foot did lose.

But since no one can convince the crowd, the three decided to roast it in turns.

"Take a look, authentic Xinjiang lamb skewers~~" Lin Li was the first one, smearing oil on the skewers in his hand and rolling them on the grill, shouting with an accent.

Grilling skewers is fun - at least it was at the beginning.

"Lin Li!"

"Yes! What's wrong? Ding Sihan, do you want to be my first customer?" Hearing Ding Sihan's voice, Lin Li turned his head and looked at her who was running over and asked.

Ding Sihan was holding a skewer in her hand and handed it to Lin Li: "This is grilled by Yingbao. She was embarrassed to give it to you, so let me give it to you to try."

Lin Li laughed.

The reason why Nakano Persimmon was planning to do this just now was because he was really thirsty and he didn't expect Ding Sihan to have evolved so quickly. How could he step on such an obvious pit this time?

"Squad leader, did you grill this?" Lin Li shouted directly to Chen Yuying to confirm.

As expected, Chen Yuying shook her head.

"Damn it." Being looked at by Lin Li's provocative gaze, Ding Sihan kicked viciously.

"You're here to find someone to test the poison, right?" Lin Li laughed.

"I don't dare to eat it if no one tries it. I don't even know if it's cooked. Lil'lil'li." Ding Sihan stuck out her tongue at Lin Li.

"For the poison test, ask Bai Bufan. He's a professional." Lin Li kept moving his hands and nodded at Bai Bufan who was cutting tin foil.

"Ah?" Ding Sihan didn't understand.

"Bufan said that his family is a family of eunuchs. There have been eunuchs for generations, and they have been following Wei Zhongxian for generations. Poison testing should be their family's innate skill. If he is not professional, who is?" Lin Li shrugged and explained.

"Really? Eunuch family?" Ding Sihan was amazed when she heard this.

Eunuchs can have a family? When she watched the drama, didn't those big eunuchs only have adopted sons?

So amazing.

"Really, I saved all the chat records. Ah Ding, if I lied to you, I wouldn't have a little Ding Ding." Lin Li nodded.

Ding Sihan: "..—

But now I have to believe it.

Feeling Ding Sihan's gaze secretly looking at him, Bai Bufan gritted his teeth and said with some shame and anger:

"Lin Li, I made a slip of the tongue once, you have to remember when, I wanted to say that my family is an official family! There are often people in the Bai family tree who are officials! I accidentally made it a eunuch!

Also, it's generations of Zhongxian, not fucking generations of Wei Zhongxian!"

Who knew that there is such a big difference between an official family and a eunuch family.

The most disgusting thing is that Lin Li obviously found out his slip of the tongue at the first time, but he saved and forwarded the chat record first, and then reminded himself of this matter. He is not a human being at all.

Ding Sihan realized that this was the situation, and it was hard to hold back his laughter.

"Eat it, Lin Li." After laughing, Ding Sihan still wanted to get familiar with Lin Li, so he pleaded.

"I don't want to die." Lin Li refused, closing his mouth tightly.

"Just eat one piece, just eat one piece. "Ding Sihan pulled Lin Li's clothes and acted like a spoiled child.

The gap between Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying is as exaggerated as the gap between Bai Bufan and other people.

"Don't act like a spoiled child, I'll eat it right away." Sighing, Lin Li took the skewers with the determination to die.

Just as he was about to put it in his mouth, he saw Zhou Baowei coming over after going to the toilet, so Lin Li handed the skewers over: "Here, it's grilled, try it."

"Thank you." Zhou Baowei nodded, took a bite and frowned: "It doesn't seem to be cooked."

"Did you hear it? It's not cooked. Let's increase the grilling time when we go back." Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan.

"Thank you!" Ding Sihan nodded and trotted back.

Lin Li continued to grill the skewers.

Zhou Baowei came back to his senses and stared at Lin Li darkly.

"It's okay to let me test the poison, but why did she thank you? Lin Li——"

Lin Li laughed, Zhou Baowei felt something was wrong, but before he could stop him, Lin Li said loudly:

"Ding Sihan, come here!"

"What for?" Ding Sihan trotted over again.

"Say thank you to Baowei, he just helped you taste the skewers, but you thanked me and he was unhappy." Lin Li said seriously.

"Oh, thank you Zhou Baowei!" Ding Sihan thanked Zhou Baowei after hearing this.

Zhou Baowei had no joy, only the embarrassment of hopelessness: "I was joking-"

"Oh, it's okay." Ding Sihan nodded and ran back.

After Ding Sihan went back, Zhou Baowei's hopelessness turned into a real killing intent.

Lin Li's health bar lit up.

"Our skewers are ready, really ready, eat first." Lin Li turned his head and spoke, trying to save his life.

Zhou Baowei nodded.

Then eat first.

Kill after eating.

"Wait a minute, I'll put a plate on it." But Lin Li stopped the two people from taking the skewers, then took a piece of meat the size of a fingernail with a clamp, put it on the tin foil, then sprinkled a pool of vinegar, scratched it with a spoon, and put two corianders next to it.

"This dish is called Dragon Flying and Phoenix Dancing!" Lin Li finally sprinkled a little salt and ended perfectly.

Bai Bufan nodded in approval: "The feeling of Michelin three stars came out, and it feels like this dish is at least 198."

"I didn't see a dragon, I didn't see a phoenix, I only saw a flying one." Zhou Baowei hated Michelin the most, especially French food.

Just the amount of those dishes, let him eat for a month, and he couldn't poop two Maltesers.

Thinking of this, Zhou Baowei turned his head to look at Wang Ze who was eating Maltesers on the side, and shook his head in disgust.

Wang Ze threw two Maltesers into his mouth: "?"

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