The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also

"Midsummer", "sunrise", "cicada chirping", "orange soda", "boy", how to use these words to make sentences.

Lin Li would probably answer, "In midsummer, Bai Bufan used orange-flavored soda to make the young boy sing at sunrise."

Of course, it’s okay for Bai Bufan to be caught by the cicadas chirping at sunrise. There is no standard answer to this question.

As for Chen Yuying, when faced with this question, no matter how she phrases it, she should be reminded of the scene in front of her.

Clamping the hem of the skirt with her warm thighs, she freed up one hand to spread her hair. The picture became clear, and she saw Lin Li's other free hand raised high, just grabbing the blowjob. sun hat.

Maybe he didn't expect to catch it. Lin Li's smile was full of surprise, and then he showed off a little more. Just looking at this expression, Chen Yuying felt that she heard him saying, "Isn't he handsome?" sound.

So although Lin Li didn't really ask that, Chen Yuying still gave him a thumbs up.

Lin Li, who was singing "Wild Son" duet with Wen Shuyang, noticed it and smiled brighter. He put his sun hat on his head, transformed into Michael Jackson, and walked a moonwalk that didn't look like a moonwalk at all.

The laughter on the lawn became more melodious as a result.

Time passes hidden in the singing.

"The battery is low, please charge."

The music suddenly dropped, and a mechanical beep sounded from the speaker.

"Stop it, stop it." Lin Li heard this voice, and after another song ended, he shook the wand in his hand slightly and said to everyone.

Although there must be a power bank present, I am indeed a little tired of singing.

"Xu Yiyi" loves him deeply and hates him deeply. These anthropomorphic gadgets who were just his fanatical fans are now starting to boo, "Isn't this okay?"

"How can a man say no--" Bai Bufan was about to continue the fight when he suddenly realized that Lin Li didn't say he couldn't do it, but that he had stopped.

Bai Bufan blinked.

The person who invented the word songpai is really a genius.

A man can indeed say rest.

"You just have fun. When I hold a concert in a few years, your current position will cost tens of thousands to get in the first row of the infield. You don't know how lucky you are when you are in the midst of blessings. You know, "Jielun is called Xiao Linli." Lin Li raised his middle finger at them, and then laughed and cursed:

"And none of you are tired. I gained 2,000 fucking steps by exercising on WeChat!"

Although Lin Li didn't move more than five meters away from each other, it was very tiring to jump around and point, not to mention he was the one who sang the most.

Extremely thirsty, Lin Li returned to his bag under the tree, sat down, took out a plastic bottle and started drinking heavily.

The plastic bottle screamed like a thunderbolt and gradually became flat.

"Ah, I came back to life one by one." Lin Li let out a long sigh of relief when the half bottle of water was bottomed out.

After feeling the cold water pouring into his body, Lin Li leaned on the tree trunk comfortably.

As for whether it's dirty or not, there's no need to worry about a piece of clothing that costs 32.9 yuan and still has two holes.

The ending of this kind of clothes is either used as pajamas, or used as a rag to mop the floor at home.

"Why don't you wipe some sweat?" Chen Yuying handed the tissue to Lin Li.

When Lin Li heard this, his hands were weak and he moved his head towards Chen Yuying: "Squad leader, you may not know that my holy sword is like a golden cudgel. It looks light, but it is actually 500 grams per pound. My hands are powerless now——"

Before he finished speaking, his vision was half blocked by his white palm, and the tissue moved left and right against his forehead to absorb the sweat.

A touch of coolness, a touch of fragrance.

"Really?" After a moment's pause, Lin Li spoke.

"Huh?" Chen Yuying tilted her head slightly so that their eyes could meet again.

"Rere has flown away." Lin Li gave a thumbs up.

Chen Yuying laughed.

"Wipe the rest by yourself after your hand recovers." Chen Yuying simply wiped her forehead, then placed the tissue next to Lin Li and said.

In order to prevent Ding Sihan from serving him with a steel ball, Lin Li quickly wiped off his sweat.

"Lin Li, when you go down the mountain later, do you want to walk down the mountain by yourself?" Chen Yuying asked, "If you still think so,

Then we have to tell the teacher early and set off now. After all, we can't let everyone wait for us at the bottom of the mountain. "

"Whether I want to or not - I don't know now." After hearing this, Lin Li put the back of his hand against his nose and said with some embarrassment, "I have a serious procrastination problem and I can't make a decision now."

Chen Yuying: "?"

Procrastination shouldn’t be such a symptom, right?

"Just kidding, let's go down the mountain and take the cable car." After thinking about it, the system most likely wouldn't issue the task like this. Seeing Chen Yuying's expression was strange,

So Lin Li changed his tune.

If you really issue a mission, at worst, you can just go home and buy a ticket to come over.

"Okay." Chen Yuying nodded.

The bark of the tree was rugged and uncomfortable to lean on. After finishing the conversation, Lin Li lay on the ground again and played hard with his mobile phone.

-Force refers to force in the physical sense. Lin Li didn't want to be hit in the face by the phone.

After the fun, the lawn became quiet again, leaving only the whispers of some people.

Chen Yuying looked at her phone, enjoying the silence of this moment.

"Okay, Lin Li, look -" When she came across a very interesting video, Chen Yuying turned around and was about to share it with Lin Li, but then she immediately stopped talking.

Lin Li lowered his bent legs, covered his eyes with one hand, put the other on his chest, and hung his cell phone casually around his neck.

Fell asleep.

Chen Yuying smiled and tried her best to avoid making any noise.

After looking at the phone for a few more seconds, Chen Yuying felt something was strange. She twisted and stared at Lin Li a few more times, then picked up a leaf from the ground and placed it on Lin Li's belly.

Chen Yuying nodded with satisfaction.

The laws of the ancestors cannot be changed. You must cover yourself while lying down to sleep.

Chen Yuying looked at her phone for a second and then turned her head.

Well, don’t cover it again?

"Lin Li, Lin Li."

The surrounding sounds became noisy, and Lin Li opened his eyes when he heard someone calling his name.

When he opened his eyes, he saw Bai Bufan's big anthropomorphic face. He smiled and congratulated: "The operation was successful. Now you are a girl. Go and try mugwort."

"How disgusting." Lin Li murmured softly and closed his eyes again.

Bai Bufan:

.......

Your mother.

Lin Li wouldn't find that kind of words disgusting. It was obvious that he should be commenting on his own face.

It's hard for a person's brain to tell lies when they just wake up, especially when Lin Li whispered softly. This disgusting sentence immediately ignored all Bai Bufan's defenses and caused real harm.

"You can die here. I will feed Baowei the cow that was removed during the operation." Bai Bufan stood up and kicked Lin Li's calf.

Lin Li kicked back the air.

"Lin Li, get up, let's gather and go down the mountain." Chen Yuying's voice came from the far side.

Now I have to get up.

Lin Li sat up his upper body, rubbed his eyes, and then raised his head in surprise. Is the hair loss of this big tree so serious?

I must not have slept for long, why was my stomach covered with fallen leaves and even small white flowers?

They patted away the fallen leaves and stretched. Chen Yuying and the others must have just come back from the toilet, and their hands were still a little wet.

The moment they looked at Lin Li, Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying laughed first.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li was a little confused.

"It's okay." Ding Sihan shook his head, and stepped forward to cover the mouth of Chen Yuying who was hesitant to speak.

There are dogs.

Lin Li sighed: "Squad leader, lend me the mirror."

Directly below, there was an arrow of unknown meaning, pointing towards Lin Li's mouth.

While others are upright, Lin Li is upright.

As for the suspects, the girls should be able to rule it out. Lin Li smiled and said to the boys, "Who did it?"

"It should be Sun Xiaochuan." Wang Ze said with a smile.

"Anyway, that guy is going to get hemorrhoids and perianal abscess tomorrow." Lin Li added with a sneer.

Bai Bufan frowned when he heard this and persuaded: "Lin Li, I think whether it's Sun Xiaochuan or not, he might just be joking.

There was no need to curse him so viciously. "

Only criminals can sympathize with criminals.

Lin Li ran after him, and Bai Bufan ran away. However, he tripped over the grass before running a few times.

"Run, why don't you run?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry -" Bai Bufan apologized with a smile to Lin Li who was holding him down.

"I'm sorry? Is an apology useful? Kneel down, raise your head, and let me see the coating on your tongue!" Lin Li stroked the square on his face and showed a vengeful smile.

"Then can I take a look at the extraordinary perianal abscess? If it's urgent, it's up to you." Wang Ze came over and asked after hearing this.

"Can you guys look fucking normal?" Bai Bufan was really scared now. He covered his mouth and butt, curled up, pitiful, weak and helpless.

"Okay, let's check each other to see if everyone is here. Once we are here, we will take the cable car back down the mountain." When he reached the door, Xue Jian said loudly after clapping his hands to attract the crowd's attention.

"Okay, where is Baowei?"

When Xue Jian said this, Lin Li and Bai Bufan realized that Zhou Baowei had not followed.

The two looked at each other, turned around and walked back in tacit understanding.

I saw a wisp of white smoke curling up from the barbecue area. Next to the smoke, Zhou Baowei looked at the skewers with a pious gaze.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan now fully understood why most stores that provide self-service have a strict limit of two hours.

Zhou Baowei is so selfish and doesn't consider the feelings of the toilet at all.

Lin Li didn't dare to imagine how big a challenge his toilet would face tonight.

"Let's go! Baowei! Don't fucking eat it!" the two shouted,

"Ah? Huh? Oh!" Zhou Baowei then raised his head, stood up and was about to follow, but he took two steps, and then hesitated. Looking at the skewers that should not be cooked yet, he felt cruel and grabbed them directly. He got up, stuffed it into his mouth and sipped it clean at the speed of light, and then shouted to the two of them vaguely: "Here it comes."

Lin Li and Bai Bufan: "——·

Toilet man, it's okay. At least you shouldn't be clogged.

After all, it's probably going to be diarrhea.

"Are you playing games? Why do you have SB written on your face?" Zhou Baowei ran over and asked curiously, pointing to the two clear letters on Bai Bufan's face.

"He's handsome, don't worry about it." Bai Bufan waved his hand, indicating that it wasn't important.

You are not allowed to wipe it before returning to the base. This is the price of being cheap.

Go to the cable car entrance.

The system did not assign any more tasks to add new troubles to Lin Li. He finally grew up and understood some things.

"Lin Li, look at your phone." Ding Sihan shouted to Lin Li from behind.

Lin Li opened it and found that there was an additional photo in the group chat.

The photo of the three of them came into view, but it only occupied the edge of the photo, and each person's complete upper body was not exposed.

Because he is lying in the middle of the picture, the color tone has been adjusted to black and white, with leaves on his belly and a white flower on his chest.

The four black characters of tragedy above are all remembered forever.

Lin Li:

...

"Ding Sihan, I really want to post on Moments for you. The sleeping P-picture beast in my body is about to awaken." Lin Li turned to stare at Ding Sihan.

"Don't be angry, I'll send you a nice one." Ding Sihan said immediately.

When Lin Li heard this, he immediately lowered the brightness of his phone, but then he suddenly remembered that the nice thing Ding Sihan sent him was probably not what he thought.

There is no way, none of the "good things" that the good brothers say are things that can be blatantly appreciated in public. It's a bit PTSD.

and conditioned reflection, so Lin Li raised the brightness again.

A message popped up in the group chat.

Ding Sihan posted a video this time.

Lin Li clicked.

In the picture, Chen Yuying was kneeling beside her, carefully placing pieces of wild seeds on her body, trying to build a tower of leaves on her belly.

He pursed his lips, looked very serious, and his eyes were bright.

It turns out that the big tree is not losing its hair.

Every time Chen Yuying finished laying a leaf, she would look at Lin Li warily. After making sure she was not awake, the corner of her mouth would curl up with pride.

Then continue.

I don't know why, but I picked up a stone in the middle, but after hesitating, I still didn't put it down.

It was so dangerous, I was almost killed.

"Lin Li: Quoting "picture", @丁思汉, if you are not satisfied with this photo, you can give me your orders and I can die however you want.

Lin Li forgave Ding Sihan. Let the child do whatever he likes. What's wrong with being a pampering father?

Before I finished watching the video, there were already sounds of fighting behind me.

"When did you take the photo?"

"When Yingbao sulked and snorted because the leaf tower was blown down by the wind, you were so cute."

Lin Li didn't want to forgive Ding Sihan. He didn't even take a picture of this scene. He was a piece of trash. He didn't have such a daughter. "Ahhhh!!! Sihan, give me your phone." Lin Li turned around and saw Chen Yuying whose face turned red. , snatching Ding Sihan’s mobile phone.

Chen Yuying probably wouldn't borrow 200,000 yuan from Ding Sihan's mobile phone, so Lin Li immediately became wary.

Save the video and forward the video to your own small account, large account, and group chat for memo.

The cunning rabbit's eighteen caves.

Sure enough, not long after, the only thing left in the group chat of four people was "Ding Sihan withdrew a message."

Chen Yuying breathed a sigh of relief.

"Ah, Yingbao, why have you deleted my original document? Can't I read it too?" When Ding Sihan clicked on the recent deletions on his phone, he showed pain when he found that Chen Yuying had even checked here.

"Lin Li, have you saved it? Send it to me quickly!" Ding Sihan looked at Lin Li expectantly, having bought so much time for him.

"No, I didn't have time." After hearing the bad news, Lin Li shook his head regretfully.

"You're a waste! Useless thing!"

"I'm sorry!!" Lin Li apologized hoarsely.

Chen Yuying breathed a sigh of relief.

Saved.

Next time you do something so childish and embarrassing, you must be more careful.

She turned on her phone.

A group chat that had been suppressed by other messages popped up. It was the group chat with only Lin Li and myself last night. The name of the group chat was Memo 3.

Click to open.

Familiar video.

Chen Yuying:

61.

"Chen Yuying:?"

"Lin Li withdrew a message."

"Lin Li: Sorry, this group is also in my memo group, so I just forwarded it. Monitor, just pretend you didn't see it. Thank you for your cooperation."