The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also
Chapter 141 It’s on fire, the sphincter is beyond the limit!
What is the most difficult escape room in the world?
Lin Li has experienced it so far. The first one is that he doesn't want to pee at all. With a fully charged mobile phone in his hand, he lies in bed and needs to escape to the outside where the temperature is below 0 degrees Celsius.
And the second one is this moment.
Lin Li hates it.
He hates himself and Bai Bufan for not stopping this guy from stuffing everything into his mouth.
It turns out that it's not Bao Wei's toilet that has to suffer, but themselves!
Digestion is too fast!
Lin Li also regretted why he used [Healing] yesterday, otherwise maybe touching Bao Wei's butt now can alleviate his symptoms.
It's a pity that some things, once missed, will never come back.
"Let me out, let me out!" Wang Ze screamed heartbreakingly.
Lin Li opened the window of the cable car to let the smell spread as much as possible, and pointed to the window and said to Wang Ze: "There is enough space for you to get out, get out."
Wang Ze: "..."
Damn you.
I want to get out, but not in this way.
"It's already this late, and you're still joking here! Is this the time to joke?" Wang Ze shouted.
"Why are you yelling so loudly? What if Baowei sh*ts out?" Lin Li was not at all overwhelmed by the momentum, and shouted even louder.
Wang Ze kept silent honestly, and carefully glanced at Zhou Baowei, whose face was still pale.
Everyone was actually quite rational. Although they were yelling, they didn't walk around. After all, they all knew that it was dangerous to do so on the cable car.
"Cable car, damn cable car, hurry up! Speed up!" Bai Bufan's face was pale, and he clutched the leather seat tightly, with a little more pleading in his voice.
Cable car: "..."
In fact, there is an emergency button in the cable car, which can call the staff, but everyone also knows that although the current situation may be very urgent, it is impossible to be very urgent.
And pressing it may not necessarily solve the problem, but it will make Baowei completely leave this planet and sail away.
The calmest person in the cable car was Chen Tianming, who did not yell the whole time.
A role model for our generation.
Lin Li was about to regard him as the backbone, but when he looked over, he saw that his phone screen was green. The content of the conversation was naturally Yao Qiaoqiao. As for the content:
"Chen Tianming: I'm done, done, done!"
"Chen Tianming: I might be dying!!!"
"Chen Tianming:..."
Yao Qiaoqiao has not replied yet.
The backbone of the human organization cannot be a dog, so Lin Li waved his hand unhappily. Chen Tianming, this kid, smells more disgusting than Baowei's fart.
Lin Li returned to his original position, and at the same time tried to move towards Bai Bufan, then turned his head and asked seriously: "Baowei, can you hold on? There are about twenty minutes left."
The cable car has not been set off for long.
"I don't know." Zhou Baowei twisted his hands together and pressed on his abdomen, saying with difficulty: "But I feel a little bit like shit is coming."
"Your butt is not going to be pointed now, right? Don't get wet, don't do that kind of thing!" Bai Bufan said with a sad face.
"Hold on! You must hold on! I'm praying for you now, you can do it." Zhang Haoyang believed in Buddhism a little, so he put his hands together and began to pray.
It was Lin Li who listened to the scriptures he recited, and felt more like he was being saved.
"Yes, Baowei, hold on, in just twenty minutes, you can pull it!" Wang Ze also responded quickly, and then reminded: "Also, at this time, you must not believe any fart, it's all temptation, it's all trap! Be careful of the soup and water!"
"Don't say, this kind of words, don't, don't say, pull, this word!!" Zhou Baowei roared like a suppressed beast.
The carriage was quiet for a moment.
"Pah!" Wang Ze slapped himself in the face, desperate and regretful: "I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, please forgive me!!"
I really deserve to die.
"I declare the carriage officially in a state of emergency martial law! All of you, you must be careful with your words and actions! Give Baowei the best environment to hold his shit!"
Lin Da Commander had to stand up at this time, he shouted sternly.
Everyone immediately fell silent, not daring to breathe.
Everyone was very nervous, and at this moment, every second seemed like a year.
"Bu——"
The fart at this time was particularly clear.
Everyone looked at Zhou Baowei nervously, but he shook his head: "It's just a fart."
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief again.
"But, but next time, I won't dare to promise." Zhou Baowei gritted his teeth.
Everyone's heart was in his throat again.
Everyone tried to find a solution on the Internet, but found that these were all empty things and had no practical use.
Looking at Zhou Baowei again, he saw that his expression was a little dull, and his pupils were gradually dilating.
It felt like a revolving lantern had begun in front of him, and he might even have been dead for a while.
"Hold on, there are only ten minutes left, and we can reach the other side." Lin Li said with a ferocious and fearful expression after Bao Wei let out another fart.
"Ten minutes, I might...maybe..." Zhou Bao Wei's voice was extremely weak, and he didn't finish his words.
When he raised his head and showed an expression that was more fiery than the Flame Fist, everything was self-evident.
He had reached his limit.
He couldn't reach the other side.
"Baowei, I have a bag here, black." Bai Bufan rummaged through his schoolbag and found a bag.
"Pull it here? We carry it over?" Wang Ze asked for Zhou Baowei.
"No, cover your head with this after you get off the cable car, so that no one will know it was you who did it." Bai Bufan shook his head.
Wang Ze: "..."
Should I say Bai Bufan is a genius, or should I say Bai Bufan is a genius.
Zhou Baowei turned his head and stared at Bai Bufan.
Although he didn't say anything, he looked like he wanted to put his butt on Bai Bufan's head.
Time continued to pass.
Zhou Baowei's forehead and neck were already covered with sweat.
"What should I do, I really can't hold on..." Zhou Baowei's voice was already choked with sobs, and his vision was blurred. I don't know if it was sweat or tears flowing down his forehead.
Among all the people present, when it comes to despair, who is really as desperate as him?
Everyone is afraid that he will really come out, but he is the most afraid that he will really come out.
He is in so much pain that he is about to collapse.
Once the door is lost, even if the people present promise not to tell anyone about it, it will become his nightmare for the rest of his life.
"It's okay, don't cry." At this moment, Lin Li's voice was blurred in his ears.
Then Zhou Baowei suddenly felt a needle prick his arm, which was a little painful. He turned his head with difficulty and saw Lin Li holding his Pingjiang Warrior Medal in his hand and pricking his fingertips with the pin on it.
"The prick can give you a little relief." Lin Li said.
It seems a little?
Unsure.
"Then, continue, prick." Zhou Baowei is willing to believe in all methods now, so he responded with difficulty.
Lin Li really can't bear to see his brothers cry, and so do everyone else.
After discovering that Zhou Baowei was crying, the carriage was really quiet. Chen Tianming had put down his mobile phone, and Bai Bufan was scratching his head anxiously. He had already started to support his black plastic bag with his hands, constantly gesturing, and he was probably planning to deliver a baby.
"It'll be fine, Baowei. You thought you were at your limit, but people can break through their limits." Lin Li continued to comfort him.
At the same time, he smeared the blood on the pin on the "Limit Breaking Talisman" hidden in his palm.
I'm sorry, "Limit Breaking Talisman", I didn't expect your first use to be in this situation, but this is the only way to do it at this time.
Since it is said that it can break through the limits of all aspects, then the sphincter contraction ability and endurance must be no problem, right?
Although the effect of one card is only ten minutes, it is enough.
As for the fifty system currencies, I still have more than nine hundred in my pocket, so it doesn't matter.
It's a pity that my brother was killed so early. At least he should die after he is no longer useful after the class division.
The moment the blood on the pin touched the "Limit Breaking Talisman", the scattered blood stains were absorbed by it, and the talisman paper itself changed color slightly.
"Baowei! I just saw a massage method that should help you relieve and break through your limits!" Lin Li stood up and said, then put his palm hard on Zhou Baowei's neck, and then began to rub his hands pretendingly.
"Lin Li, are you crazy! You can't stimulate at this time!" Bai Bufan was so angry that he hurriedly took the bag forward.
"Fuck!" Zhou Baowei shouted.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li was also a little nervous. He hadn't used the "Limit Breaking Talisman" himself, and he didn't know what it would feel like after sticking it on.
"My body is back to life!"
"... Much better, just now I felt that it had already peaked, and now it feels like it has shrunk back."
Compared with just now, Zhou Baowei's face was visibly more lively.
"Good, good, good! Hold on, hold on, it's estimated that it will only take five or six minutes, and you can already see the foot of the mountain! Let your sphincter burst out to its true limit!" Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and then said with blood boiling.
Lin Li was very relieved.
What is the purpose of cultivating immortals, besides making the aunt and child I have already met fly..., isn't it just to block Zhou Baowei's butt?
"As long as my stomach doesn't get crazy, I should feel fine. I'll try to hold it in." Zhou Baowei nodded and laughed again after a long time.
The feeling of being rescued when life is hanging by a thread is really wonderful.
"Come on! Big brother who often lifts the anus!" Seeing this scene, Bai Bufan also encouraged with tears in his eyes.
"Come on! Sphincter!"
"Come on! Steel door!"
"Come on! Large intestine!"
Seeing Zhou Baowei burst into tears and laugh, everyone felt relieved and sent blessings.
"Well, I don't know if it's the effect of Lin Li's massage, or the end of the stomach pain? Anyway, I feel much better now." Zhou Baowei nodded, and even had time to wipe the sweat from his forehead with his arm.
The tense atmosphere gradually relaxed a little, and the foot of the mountain was gradually approaching.
The dawn of victory was just around the corner.
Lin Li also had time to observe the "Breaking Limit Talisman" in the intervals of massage.
It has been almost five minutes since it was applied, and the color seems to be slowly fading.
After the blood is dripped, can only the original owner of the blood use it?
Lin Li curiously tore it off and applied it to his arm.
He felt nothing, but——
"It's coming out, it's coming out, it's coming out, my stomach is starting to lose control again, I'm sorry everyone!" Zhou Baowei sat up straight in an instant and screamed.
Everyone was stunned.
So sudden? Wasn't there any sign?
Damn! Lin Li quickly pressed the talisman back.
"Bags, bags! Turn around, Baowei will poop!" Bai Bufan has also stepped forward.
"It's okay, it's much better now, this shit seems to be joking with me." Zhou Baowei breathed a sigh of relief and waved at Bai Bufan.
Bai Bufan: "..."
"You are not kidding us, are you, Baowei?" Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes.
He suspected that Zhou Baowei was the shit that was joking.
Zhou Baowei: "...I really didn't, brother. Would a boy like me make up a rumor about me pooping in my trouser pockets? I'm not Xiao Huijun."
"You better not." Bai Bufan's distrust has reached its peak at this moment.
But Zhou Baowei also felt that he was very wronged.
He didn't know what happened to his body just now. His butt was defeated, but it was revived in the next second and could be clamped again.
The human body is amazing, right?
Lin Li looked at the talisman paper on Zhou Baowei's back and blinked.
I really want to tear it again.
It looks quite fun.
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