The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also

Chapter 143 Legs or breasts? I choose yes or no.

On the way back, the system did not trigger any new tasks.

And because Bai Bufan often stuck his head in to watch him, and even took off his headphones to monitor what he was listening to, Lin Li had no way of learning.

Qiu Linli made a note of this, and he will definitely take revenge on Bai Bufan tonight.

There was nothing to do, and Lin Li didn't want to play games or read novels.

The main reason is that he is worried that he does not have enough self-control. If he does not do some entertainment items for a period of time, he will find that he has really put it down and has no desire. But once he picks it up again, it is easy to get addicted again.

So Lin Li simply chose to take a nap.

I woke up earlier than usual today and didn't sleep for long at noon, so I was a little sleepy.

When he woke up, his head was pressed against the side of the glass window. He did not fall towards Chen Yuying like the last time. He turned around and glanced at the round shoulders, which were unobstructed because they were straight shoulders. Lin Li didn't know whether to be grateful or regretful.

"Where are you?" Lin Li rubbed his eyes and looked at his phone. It was already six o'clock in the evening and he was a little hungry, so he asked softly.

"We'll be arriving at school in about ten minutes. We're already off the expressway." Chen Yuying answered after hearing this.

"We are already in Xiling. The air in Xiling is really stinky. I still miss the air in Pingjiang. The air in Pingjiang is so fresh and sweet, with a strange luxury."

Bai Bufan, who regularly checked Lin Li's condition, also opened his mouth to answer.

"Son, we don't give Pingjiang green cards here." Lin Li turned around and sneered.

I opened the curtains and looked out the window. The sun had set, but it was not too dark yet.

"Ding Sihan, what are you looking at?" Lin Li stretched and then looked to the left.

Chen Yuying was still sorting out the photo album, while Ding Sihan was looking at her phone. Lin Li asked curiously after seeing the content on the screen.

"Live broadcast?"

"Well, I'm optimistic about the species. I'm looking for discounts." Ding Sihan nodded, and then asked: "The discounts offered by this blogger during the live broadcast are really okay, Lin Li, Yingbao is not bad at this, but you are also a poor guy, Do you want me to share him with you?”

What you say is good, but it hurts others.

Lin Li didn't like the live streaming of people frantically calling his family members, so he shook his head: "No need, host, I only watch Qin Shihuang."

"Qin Shihuang? Is it affordable to bring goods? His nickname is Qin Shihuang, right? I haven't heard of it. I'll search it." Ding Sihan was very curious after hearing this and exited the live broadcast interface. "How many fans and what platform? Why don't I have it?" turn up."

"Of course I can't find it. Ying Zheng has withdrawn from the biosphere."

"...You are talking about the real Qin Shihuang. What does he have to do with the anchor?" After reacting, Ding Sihan was speechless.

"So many books are popular because of him, and Confucian scholars who like those books have fallen in love with him because of him. If not Ying Zheng, who is a top anchor?" Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan as if he were a fool.

Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan: "?"

Don't say it, really don't say it.

"My mother forbids me from chatting with idiots." Ding Sihan shook his head.

"No wonder I've never seen you talking to yourself, Xiao Ding. Now I understand." Lin Li suddenly realized.

Ding Sihan: "?"

"Lin Li!!"

Chen Yuying once again became the strongest shield.

Lin Li killed the remaining time with an episode of Family Guy.

I feel like you shouldn’t show Family Guy during the Spring Festival Gala this year. This cartoon has both dumplings and childbirth, and you can even see dumplings giving birth. Doesn’t it meet the needs of publicity?

The scenery outside the window has become extremely familiar. It is a scene that Lin Li sees every day while riding his bicycle. Turn left, go straight, turn right, and the gate of Nansang Middle School appears in front of him.

Many parents' private cars have also been parked here, waiting to pick up their children.

"Okay, we've arrived at school. Let's all pack up our things and get out of the car in an orderly manner. For those who want to go back to the classroom to pick up their things, you can leave your suitcases at the door temporarily and let the security guard look at them for a while. I've had a lot of fun these two days. When I go to school, Take it easy, don’t forget to do your homework during the holidays, and don’t be late for the evening self-study on Tuesday night.”

It would be uncomfortable to sit down for three or four hours. After doing several stretching exercises, Lin Li went back to the classroom after taking out Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan's luggage.

Lin Li put the special holy sword, baton, and wand brought back from Pingjiang on the windowsill, and put a few textbooks into his schoolbag.

"Why are you still at the door?" Lin Li pushed his bicycle to the school gate and was a little confused when he found Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan still standing here.

"I didn't come back later than expected today. The teacher informed me in the parent group, which caused my parents to leave late. As a result, it happened to be during the peak period of get off work during the holidays, and now they are still stuck on the road." Chen Yuying explained.

"Me too." Ding Sihan nodded.

Zhou Bao took full responsibility and recommended that Lin Lihui vote in favor.

"What a pity. I can only seat one person in my car, otherwise I would send you home." Lin Li, a warm man, patted his bicycle and said artificially.

"Ah, I'm a little hungry." Ding Sihan rubbed his stomach and sighed.

"Do you want Ding Sihan's fried chicken?" Lin Li asked after hearing this.

"Eat!" Ding Sihan stretched out his hand.

"The teeth are so good. Ding Sihan, you can eat it. No matter how you eat it, I'll pay for it." Lin Li turned and pointed behind him.

Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying looked over.

Lin Li was referring to the security room. To be precise, it was the gate that required swiping a card to enter the security room. The main body was made of steel, and it did require some teeth to be able to eat it.

Ding Sihan: "?"

"You're talking about this gate!" Ding Sihan pulled up her schoolbag and was about to hit someone.

"Aren't there all restaurants at the door?" Lin Li said with a smile after dodging.

"We have cooked food at home, what will we eat when we go home now?" Ding Sihan said.

Chen Yuying also nodded after hearing this.

"Oh, if you want to refresh your stomach, there is a snack street two hundred meters over there. The stalls should have been opened here one after another," Lin Li said, "Do you want to go? If you go, I can take you there, because I am on my way home. "

After discussing it for a while, the two nodded and temporarily stored their luggage with the security guard.

Lin Li also chose to walk, pushing his bicycle beside the two of them.

"What a cute little girl." Chen Yuying exhaled softly.

I saw a chubby little girl walking around the corner from the other side of the intersection. She looked like she was four or five years old at most. She was wearing a bubble skirt and was jumping around as she walked. She was very cute.

The corpses looked warm.

After getting closer, you can see that she is holding a fifty-yuan bill in her hand and muttering vaguely: "Oral ulcer, oral ulcer, oral ulcer..."

There is only one person.

Although security is much better these days, children of this age should not be left alone.

The three of them turned to look in the direction she came from, and sure enough they saw a woman. After noticing Lin Li and the others, she took the initiative to wave to them, and then waved.

Probably to train the child, let her go to the pharmacy alone to buy medicine.

The three of them felt relieved, and Lin Li smiled slightly and suddenly said to Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan: "Chewing gum, chewing gum, do you two want to eat super delicious chewing gum?"

Chen Yuying was confused.

Ding Sihan was confused but stretched out his hand: "Eat."

However, Lin Li ignored Ding Sihan's hand and looked at the little girl: "Chewing gum, chewing gum, super delicious chewing gum."

The little girl was attracted by Lin Li's voice for a moment, but she quickly remembered her mission. She tightened her grip on the money in her hand, with only the pharmacy in her eyes firmly in her eyes. She muttered her goal this time: "Chewing gum, chewing gum, chewing gum... …”

Lin Li watched her walk into the pharmacy with joy, held the money high, and shouted to the front desk of the pharmacy: "Sister, my mother wants to eat super delicious chewing gum!"

front desk:"?"

With a long sigh of relief, Lin Li patted his clothes and brushed them away, hiding his merit and fame.

The mother far behind seemed to express her gratitude to the three men for escorting her child.

It wasn't until Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying's gazes stung her that he turned to look at them and scratched his head in embarrassment: "What's wrong?"

"Beast." Ding Sihan first summed it up concisely.

Then he continued to comment: "I can't tell for a moment which one is more unlucky, her meeting you or the trafficker. The little girl's mother waved at you just now. If she knew what you did, she would have waved her hand in your face. "

Chen Yuying did not scold Lin Li, but nodded heavily. It seemed that she also recognized Ding Sihan's words.

You are really so bad, so bad that you ooze pus!

"But you two were laughing just now, I heard it." Lin Li looked a little innocent, then smiled evilly: "And this is bad? If her mother hadn't been behind, I would have done something more evil."

"Lin Li, you're not really that disgusting, are you?" Ding Sihan stopped, his facial features showing disdain.

Then Ding Sihan saw Lin Li take out the compulsory mathematics course 2 from his schoolbag: "I just plan to force her to learn this."

Ding Sihan: "..."

Lin Li's evil thoughts were really terrifying.

"Xunzi won. How did Mencius say that in the beginning, human beings are inherently good." Ding Sihan shook his head unhappily.

"Hey, you are wrong. Lao Meng wrote it well. He also said that without compassion, one is not a human being; without a heart of shame and disgust, one is not a human being; without a heart of resignation, one is not a human being; without a heart of right and wrong, one is not a human being. , not a human being; so when Brother Meng sees me, he won’t treat me as a human being, but will probably regard me as a wild Bai Bufan on the roadside.”

Lin Li waved his fingers to show his erudition.

Ding Sihan: "..."

The only person who could be so proud without being a human being was Lin Li.

"We're here, what do you want to eat? It's a pity that there aren't many stalls here. When I usually go home from my evening self-study, there are them all along the way. The smell is so good that I couldn't resist it several times." When they arrived at the snack street, Lin Li pointed to the food stalls lined up on both sides of the road.

The stalls are quite sparse now, not as good as at night.

"Let me have some braised food." Ding Sihan walked directly to the nearest large stall, and then looked at Chen Yuying and Lin Li: "Do you want to eat something? I'll treat you. Other stalls are also fine."

"Then boss, I want this stall from you. Please give me a price." Lin Li, who was still looking at the price list, immediately said with great enthusiasm.

"Lin Li, get out! I won't treat you any more!" Ding Sihan wanted to kick Lin Li, but could only hit his bicycle. He added viciously: "No more than 20 yuan!"

"Then boss, let me do this, give me 1.176 portions of shredded cold chicken, and pack it up." Lin Li had no choice but to change his mind, and after calculating for a while, he said.

boss:"?"

What is 1.176 parts?

Ding Sihan fell silent as he looked at the price list of 17 yuan for a serving of cold-mixed shredded chicken. After calculating, he gritted his teeth and explained to him: "Boss, it's 20 yuan for cold-mixed shredded chicken."

He really won't give less than one yuan!

"Oh." The boss finally understood.

"Yingbao, what about you?" Ding Sihan asked Chen Yuying.

"I just want two pieces of braised tofu." Chen Yuying nodded and did not refuse Ding Sihan's treat, which was also a sign of a good relationship.

"Okay, pack them all, right? Wait a minute." After Ding Sihan also told her needs, the boss nodded and started to pick up the braised food or make it.

"Young man, do you like more legs or more breasts?" The boss asked when he was about to take the shredded chicken and mix it on the spot.

"I pay more attention to inner beauty, and I like people with better personalities and who are gentle to me." It's not good to talk about XP with strangers, especially when there are girls around, so Lin Li shook his head and gave a reluctant answer.

"..."

The boss stared at Lin Li.

At the same time, his eyes swept over the kitchen knife used for cutting meat three times, wanting to chop but stopping.

I fucking asked you if you like more shredded chicken legs or more shredded chicken breasts, and you fucking answered this, right?

I sell stewed cold dishes, not a matchmaker!

The boss stared at Lin Li, and Lin Li responded with an innocent look, and the two froze for a moment.

As for Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, as bystanders, laughter came out from their bent and trembling bodies one after another.

"Boss, well, don't put the chicken butt in my share." Lin Li was sharp-eyed and discovered the boss's dirty tricks, and said immediately.

He really couldn't appreciate the inner beauty of the chicken butt.

"It's okay, it's a gift for you, it doesn't count." The boss smiled without a smile.

"No need."

Lin Li turned his head to look at Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, and then decided to change his words: "Boss, I prefer more breasts."

The boss took a deep breath, always feeling that the other party still didn't answer his question properly, but forget it, there is no need to ask again, he regretted that he shouldn't have asked this unnecessary question, and started to stir the shredded chicken.

"Hey, Lin Li, how can you like more breasts? Why do I feel that you like legs the most?" Ding Sihan on the side teased.

"I actually like both, but the main thing is that you both have legs. I'm afraid you will misunderstand after I say this." Lin Li said to Ding Sihan sincerely.

Chen Yuying crossed her hands and grabbed her shoulders, covering her chest with her arms. After whispering a pervert, she turned her head away and didn't show Lin Li the front.

As for Ding Sihan: "?"

She looked down and found five words written on her toes-"Lin Li must die".

It seems to be the will of God.

"Lin Li!!!"

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