The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also

Because Lin Li did not show it in public.

As a good young man of the new era, Lin Li's mind was naturally filled with things from the lower third circles.

Dear Huang Tian, ​​what would happen if I absorbed all the lustful thoughts of others into a bottle, accumulated them, and then concentrated them on one person?

Lin Li smiled evilly.

I really look forward to Bai Bufan becoming like this.

Zhou Baowei is also fine.

But this thing still needs to be refined, I hope it's not difficult, let's take a look when we get home.

In addition, is this magic weapon a good one in the world of cultivating immortals? The prerequisite for the activation of whose magic weapon is to nourish the essence and blood of monks or spiritual beasts?

Is this fucking gang involvement?

Isn't this a magic weapon that only evil cultivators can use?

Fortunately, it fell into his own hands. Lin Li didn't dare to think about what the world would do if this thing fell into the hands of those good people.

This magic weapon will definitely be destroyed or sealed, which is a shame.

With something in mind, Lin immediately drove back home, clicked to deliver the takeout order that was overdue for more than an hour, and once again paid to help the platform.

Capitalists are making a fortune.

Lin Li returned to his room and closed the door. Because his mother would never break in without permission, Lin Li didn't lock it.

Then the "Vase for Hiding Feelings and Accepting Desires" was revealed.

The completely black but crystal-clear porcelain bottle is not big. Lin Li can hold it almost entirely with one hand. Its shape is similar to that of a jade bottle. The bottle neck is slender and less than twenty centimeters high. The bottle neck occupies Nearly half.

He is so young that he is not even qualified to be a chamber pot.

"Ding ding ding."

Does it sound good? If it sounds good, it means a good porcelain bottle.

It is indeed a magic weapon. It can be used to hammer a table without breaking it. I don’t know what kind of material it is made of.

This bottleneck is quite comfortable to hold. Perhaps the original idea of ​​the design was to use it as a hammer. If it is a "bottle that hides feelings and accepts desires", it may be able to beat the hydraulic press.

But I won’t test it anymore, I still have some respect for the magic weapon.

Lin Li tried to fill it with water, but nothing unusual happened.

After taking a sip, Lin Li didn't die.

After some testing, I found that the current "holding love bottle" is just a super hard porcelain bottle.

Considering that a magic weapon usually requires blood to identify its owner, Lin Li took out the Pingjiang Warrior Medal and prepared to prick himself.

After thinking about it, I forgot about it.

This thing has already been pierced by the baby. What if the baby has small diseases such as AIDS? Don't infect yourself.

There was also a new way. Lin Li took out two paper balls from his trouser pocket.

"A Ping, can you suck the nosebleed? If you don't want to suck it, just shake your head. I won't force you." Lin Li asked.

"Hide the love and accept the desire bottle": "..."

Not shaking his head, it seems like it sucks.

When the red paper towel was attached to the porcelain bottle, it was quickly absorbed. After a few seconds, only a faint red color remained in the paper ball.

Lin Li was very pleased with the good bottle and not being picky about food.

But there was no act of recognizing the master because of this. Is his blood the blood of the monks who was tacitly regarded as a sacrifice?

Refining does not rely on blood?

Lin Li had no choice but to take out the omnipotent spiritual stone, try to guide the spiritual energy to the right hand holding the bottle, and then try to refine it.

The escaped spiritual energy was quickly absorbed by the porcelain bottle, and then a vague connection really began to be established between himself and the bottle.

It seems that this is the correct way of refining, and it does not apply to Recognize the Master by Dropping Blood.

More than forty minutes have passed, and the two spiritual stones in the inventory have been exhausted. The connection with the "Vase of Storing Feelings and Desires" has been greatly strengthened, but it has not yet reached the critical point of being able to use it, and is still a little short of it.

We can only wait until tomorrow.

Taking the "Vase of Hiding Love and Satisfying Desire" back to the [Warehouse], it was already approaching five o'clock, and I had to go to eat and then go to school.

"Mom will take you to school later." Wu Min said to Lin Li when the meal was almost finished.

"Okay, I can finally experience a little warmth of home in this life, and I am no longer alone..." Lin Li began to feel sad.

Then his head was hit with the head of a chopstick.

If the road was not blocked, cars would drive faster than bicycles. In less than ten minutes, the school would be in front of us.

It would be great if the school allowed me to ride a battery scooter to school, and Gao Lu asked my mother to buy one for myself.

"If you want to eat today's leftovers in the refrigerator tonight or tomorrow, take them out and heat them up. If you don't want to eat them, throw them away." Wu Min said while unlocking the car door while parking at the school gate.

"Going to work again?" Lin Li asked.

"Yes, I will drive directly to Shanggang on a business trip later. The next time I go home will be National Day. Remember to take care of yourself during this period." Wu Min nodded.

Lin Li, who had opened the door and got out of the car with his schoolbag, was silent, his upper teeth licking his lower lip.

Lin Li's silence suddenly made Wu Min feel uncomfortable. She said to Lin Li awkwardly: "Don't be sad, Li. The National Day has not been long, and my mother will be back soon. I don't want to, and I feel uncomfortable too, but I just want to think more." Earn some money for you..."

"Mom, I don't feel bad. I'm happy and free now that you're gone." Lin Li put his palms in front of him and made a pause gesture, interrupting Wu Min's sensationalism.

He has long been used to being together less and away more.

If this was unbearable, Lin Li would have become the king of Yuyu syndrome long ago, maybe he would be three years old now.

Wu Min: "?"

Send it here, kid.

Bai was moved.

"That's not why I'm silent." Lin Li took a deep breath.

"What's going on?" Wu Min was confused.

"Sister Min, tell me - how can I get home at night?" Lin Li turned around and looked in the direction of his home, with a misty look in his eyes. Hometown was really a strange yet familiar word, so close. , and it seems so far away.

"You ride back by yourself. You've been home so many times. It's not like you don't know the way." Wu Min replied immediately, even more confused.

"Sister Min, where's my car?" Lin Li turned around and looked directly at Wu Min. His voice suddenly became clear and no longer vague: "I just thought you would send me to school today and pick me up from school in the evening. ”

Wu Min: "..."

Lin Li's bicycle seemed to have gone home a little earlier than him.

Wu Min was not feeling uncomfortable now, but she was a little embarrassed.

Throttle, start; engine, roar; car, please start moving.

Fortunately, it was his own son. If he was cheated, he would be cheated. He deserved it.

"Be careful when walking home at night, and boys should also protect themselves outside."

The car just patted its butt in front of Lin Li and drove away without stopping at all. Only Wu Min's words were left in the air.

Wu Min is such a good mother. Before leaving, she even asked Lin Li to eat exhaust gas, Hao Chi.

Lin Li gritted his teeth and looked at the back of the car in the distance.

Damn, you are so irresponsible.

Just kill him or not bury him, he would have known that he was riding over here.

…

In the corridor on the second floor, because the evening self-study has not officially started yet, the boys gather here every day, looking at the hazy moon in the sky.

"Zhang Haoyang, you are still alive." Lin Li shouted from a distance.

"Hello, my name is Wang Haoyang now, and this is my father Wang Ze. Nice to meet you." Zhang Haoyang said immediately.

Lin Li: "..."

"What's so good about the moon? It's not very round today." Lin Li came to them, followed their gaze and said boringly.

"After all, the moon is only full on the fifteenth day of the year." Zhou Baowei said with a shrug.

"The moon is not as awesome as you. The treasure of fifteen is more than sixteen yuan, and it will be round in this life." Lin Li gave a thumbs up.

"Grass!!"

What a vicious curse.

…

Lin Li limped into the classroom from the back door, and was shocked to find that Bai Bufan had already arrived at school, but did not join the others in the corridor.

"What are you doing, Bufan." Lin Li asked while putting his schoolbag on his place.

"I'm... studying..." Bai Bufan said with a sinister smile, showing the extracurricular exercise book he bought in his hand.

Lin Li: "..."

The two looked at each other and were silent for a while.

Lin Li blinked: "Bufan, you haven't been preparing for this moment for a long time, right? Are you still looking forward to the scene of me being stimulated by you?"

Bai Bufan: "..."

"Feifan, you don't think that I will experience the pain you felt during the holidays, right?"

Bai Bufan: "..."

"Feifan, tell me the truth, did you just laugh because you imagined that I was afraid of the scene..."

"Stop talking, brother, stop talking, brother, I'm sorry, I won't do this again." Lin Li's words were more heart-wrenching than each other, and they were all right. Bai Bufan was sweating.

"Seeing you studying makes me happy."

"Lin Li is so great." Lin Li said.

"Lin Li, please, please let me go. This is the scariest Mid-Autumn Festival I've ever had. I don't want to study. I can't do it anymore." He leaned back and covered his face with the exercise book. Bai Bufan moaned in a low voice.

"Let you go? Haha, I will never let you go, forever. Don't you like to rape me? Thank you for your rape..." Lin Li said lightly.

"If you keep doing this, I'm going to blind my eyes." Bai Bufan closed his eyes in pain.

"That's not the case." Lin Li shook his head.

"That……"

"I mean it's useless to blind you. I will deliberately read the book in your ear." Lin Li leaned over and whispered softly.

Bai Bufan: "..."

"Learn! Learn! I bought this exercise book just to learn!" Bai Bufan worked hard for three minutes, and then sighed, "I say it's no longer possible, but at the same time I have to continue doing it. What's the difference between my life and the movie?"

"First of all, you can't make money; secondly, it's a lie when they say they can't do it anymore. They have fans, but you don't; thirdly, they..." Lin Li answered instantly, and there were many more answers.

Bai Bufan: "..."

Grass.

"Lin Li, what you say is easy to say, but it hurts people. Stop saying it. If you keep saying it, I will really commit suicide." Bai Bufan broke his guard.

"Hey, Bufan, you know, suicide is actually a kind of self-defense, because you actually killed the person who wanted to kill you, so when you want to commit suicide in the future, you should change your words and say, 'I want to defend myself.' Listen like this It’s also a bit positive.”

Lin Li immediately told his findings enthusiastically and persuaded.

Bai Bufan: "..."

Damn you.

"Lin Li, you're talking more and more, you're hurting people. If you keep doing this, I really want to defend myself... Damn, you call this positive energy, this is fucking pornographic." Bai Bufan repeated it, but he ended up first Amused.

"But at least this will bring great benefits." Lin Li added.

Bai Bufan: "...You're still connected, right? Lin Li, the person who invented you is really a genius."

Lin Li sneered and his face turned cold.

He would never agree with Bai Bufan's words.

Because a genius would never just kill without burying the dead, and let his son walk home in the middle of the night.

Wu Min! You are such a cold-hearted person! I will never forgive you!!!