Lin Li finally gave in.

In the end, they decided to take two taxis, one for the girls and one for the creatures other than girls.

"Have you got your taxi? We've got ours." At the entrance of the library, Chen Yuying stretched out her hand parallel to her forehead, shielding the sun in the sky, and turned back to ask.

When bending down, one of her calves will subconsciously lift up, and the graceful lines will be more beautiful.

"Got it." Lin Li made an OK gesture.

It is indeed convenient and fast to take a taxi these days.

Lin Li still remembers the old-fashioned taxis that he had to stop at a fixed location when he was a child. Some of them really smelled of paint. At this time, if there were middle-aged ladies with strong perfume among the passengers who shared the taxi, Lin Li would feel uncomfortable just thinking about it.

In this case, vomiting is no longer a question of motion sickness or not.

The phone vibrated, and the taxi app sent a message.

"Master Wu: Hello, is the location accurate? I will come here according to the navigation."

Lin Li clicked an automatic reply.

"Lin Li: Hello, my location is accurate. Please follow the navigation to pick me up."

"Master Wu: OK, I'll be there in four minutes. Black car with the last digit 9527. What are your characteristics?"

"Lin Li: I'm very handsome."

The other party did not reply to the message immediately.

"Master Wu: OK, I'll bump into you now."

"Master Wu: Pick you up."

"Master Wu: Sorry for the handwritten letter. I wrote it wrong."

Lin Li: "..."

You'd better write it wrong.

Soon after, a black car drove over and turned on the double flash. It was faster than the girls' car.

After confirming the license plate number, Lin Li and Bai Bufan got in the car first. They both chose the back seat where they didn't need to wear seat belts, and waved to the girls.

"The last digit is 9749." Lin Li took the initiative to say it immediately after getting in the car.

The driver entered the last digit on the software, and when the interface was converted to navigation, he started the vehicle.

"The characteristics are really correct, young man, you are really handsome. I saw you from a distance. Children are really well-nourished now. ”

Some drivers are not good at chatting and prefer to drive in silence, while some drivers like to chat with passengers. This driver obviously belongs to the latter.

Of course, it is also possible that he wants to get good reviews.

"Driver, do you want to guess a riddle?" Lin Li suddenly asked with great interest, as if he was not communicating on the same frequency.

"Okay, what riddle? Tell me." The driver nodded while staring at the road conditions, quite interested.

"I have long legs, guess a food."

Bai Bufan raised his eyebrows, and the moment he heard the riddle, he laughed contemptuously.

The driver didn't know what kind of creature Lin Li was, so he thought hard for a while, and finally frowned and shook his head:

"Young man, I can't guess, tell me the answer."

"Bufan?" Lin Li turned his head.

"It's a cake." Although it was a question, the tone was clearly very firm.

"Bingo!" Lin Li snapped his fingers.

"Cake? Why is it an egg? Oh——" The driver was stunned at first, then suddenly realized, and finally felt a little amused.

No wonder he had to emphasize the "I".

After all, this puzzle does require gender to determine the answer. After all, if a girl has long legs, the answer may have to be changed to ice cream.

"You two are students, right? Oh, the brain circuits of children nowadays are really a bit behind."

The driver shook his head with a complicated expression.

"Master, we are not students. This school uniform is our disguise. Our job is to hunt aliens." Lin Li denied seriously.

"Aliens? Where are there aliens in this world?" The driver said with a smile.

"You have never seen aliens, right?" Bai Bufan asked in place of Lin Li.

"No."

"You're welcome. "Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other, smiled mysteriously, leaned back in their chairs, and looked out their windows.

The work was done and they left, hiding their achievements and fame.

No need to emphasize, after all, this is what they should have done.

The driver who saw this scene in the rearview mirror: "..."

Fuck you.

So I haven't seen it because you have hunted all the aliens, right?

But as a driver, you can always be aware of species diversity. Last time I took an order in the middle of the night, the customer noted that he wanted to pick up a drunk friend, but promised to vomit 500 yuan in the car. He wanted to take this order until he found out that the destination was a funeral home.

After asking, it turned out that his mother disliked the funeral home's car for being too expensive and wanted to take it herself.

Compared to these two children, they are quite normal.

The car had to stop at a red light at the intersection.

"Do you want to listen to music?" The driver asked, rubbing his shoulders that were sore from driving for too long and feeling a little quiet.

"Sure. "Lin Li nodded, of course it's okay.

"The friend next to me said, let's go, duck diary eight more, duck affection, duck quilt——" The driver took out a small microphone from the storage box next to the main driver, and then began to perform affectionately.

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "?"

Lin Li finally understood that heroes in this world are like nobles crossing the river.

Fuck, is this the way to listen to songs?

Did the driver sing it?

"I don't want to listen, master, drive safely, don't hold the microphone, you will be photographed and deducted points." Lin Li was convinced.

"Okay."

The driver put down the microphone with some regrets. One day, he will meet a passenger who understands music.

After he could not sing, the driver began to reply to some messages on his phone.

This had nothing to do with Lin Li, but Lin Li thought of something, suddenly narrowed his eyes, and said: "Master."

"Hmm?"

"Didn't you say you wrote it by hand?" Lin Li asked.

The driver's hand, which was still typing, stopped, and after a few seconds, he quickly switched to the handwriting interface and began to write clumsily.

"I wrote it by hand."

Lin Li: "..."

Sure enough, you just said you wanted to hit me on purpose, right?

Forget it, I won't give you a bad review for singing for me.

Arrived at the destination and got off the car.

Lin Li glanced at his phone and said to Bai Bufan: "Bufan, the fare is 13.8, you can transfer 14 to me later, and I will pay the remaining 20 cents."

Bai Bufan smiled with some relief.

Lin Li didn't ask him for 20 yuan this time, which was really a humane thing.

"Hello, how many people are there?"

"Five, and three more girls will come later. Please take them to our table." Chen Yuying and the others had not arrived yet, but there was no need to wait at the door, so Lin Li answered the staff's question after entering the store.

"Okay, if there are five of you, please follow me. Is this table okay?" The staff took the two to a square table with seats on three sides. After seeing Lin Li nod, he introduced: "The self-service area is over there. Take a look and see if you need anything."

Ding Sihan seemed to have already ordered the set meal, so there was no need for the two to look at the single tablet.

Bai Bufan sat back on the sofa, suddenly grabbed Lin Li's collar, and then turned his neck to look at his own, and asked curiously: "Lin Li, why is your school uniform collar so white? Mine has turned yellow, and it is still yellow after washing."

"School uniforms are easy to turn yellow, and it is difficult to wash them with ordinary laundry detergent. Many people are indeed troubled by this, but this problem is actually very easy to solve." Lin Li smiled mysteriously.

"Teach me." Bai Bufan immediately worshipped him as his apprentice.

"In fact, you might as well take some headache medicine while washing, so that your head won't hurt." Lin Li replied.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"What I want you to solve is the problem of yellowing clothes, not the problem of headaches!" Bai Bufan banged Lin Li's shoulder blades twice.

"Who can solve this?" Lin Li spread his hands to show that he was powerless.

"Then why is your collar so white?" Bai Bufan was even more puzzled.

"My mother knew that I would not wash all my clothes clean except underwear and socks, so she bought me two more sets of summer school uniforms for me to change more. If you have two more sets to change, I guess yours will be as white as mine." Lin Li replied.

Bai Bufan: "..."

The problem seemed to be solved in an unexpected way, which is not suitable for imitation.

After all, summer is almost over.

"Let's go and get some food." Lin Li got up and took Bai Bufan to the self-service area.

When the crab pot was served, it was considered a 'dry pot', but after the shrimp, crab and squid ingredients were almost eaten, water could be added to the remaining pot full of oil, so that it became a hot pot. Vegetables or meat could be added to it and cooked, and the taste was not bad.

The self-service area of ​​this store is quite large, and it provides not only small dishes and fruits, but also some vegetarian dishes. No wonder the 'tea fee' alone is less than 20 yuan per person.

When he came back with a few plates of side dishes, Chen Yuying and the other two had already sat down. After putting the plates in front of them, Lin Li was about to return to the self-service area and asked: "Do you want to eat mangoes? If you do, I'll take some too."

"No, I don't like mangoes." Ding Sihan waved his hand.

"I didn't ask you."

Ding Sihan: "..."

"Ask you, ask you, ask you, a warm reminder, the mangoes I'm talking about are already cut in the store, and you don't need to peel and remove the core yourself." Lin Li faced Ding Sihan's resentful gaze and added with a smile.

"Then I want to eat it. I like mangoes the most." Ding Sihan immediately changed his words.

Too real.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan walked back and forth several times, bringing back many dishes.

The crab pot and other meat dishes that were ordered were also served one after another.

They were served so quickly, they couldn't be pre-prepared dishes.

Looking at Chen Yuying who was drinking juice, Lin Li suddenly said: "Squad leader, a bottle full of stones can still be filled with water, but a bottle full of water can't hold another stone. Do you know what this tells us?"

"Huh?" Chen Yuying put down the cup, tilted her head slightly, and the long hair hanging down around her neck fell down. She asked with some doubts: "Isn't this a question from elementary school, telling us that there must be gaps in life for the sun to shine in?"

Very philosophical, but Lin Li shook his head.

Lin Li looked at Qu Wanqiu.

"Don't be too sure of what you say, and don't be too decisive in what you do?"

Lin Li shook his head again and looked at Ding Sihan.

"You can't add ice when drinking beverages, it's a loss. Here I call Luckin Coffee, two-thirds of a cup of coffee is ice."

Lin Li was somewhat relieved, but still shook his head, and finally looked at Bai Bufan who had high hopes for him.

"Squad leader, what Lin Li means is that since we are also eating a buffet, we should not drink beverages first." Bai Bufan sneered again and gave a firm answer.

"Pah!" Lin Li and Bai Bufan's palms hit together, "You still understand me!"

Chen Yuying: "..."

She blinked, said nothing, and quietly took another sip.

Humph, just drink it.

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