The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also

"When did I make three wishes?" Wang Ze asked in confusion, not reacting.

Bai Bufan, who was waiting for the blood to flow, immediately shook his head at Wang Ze with a helpless look as if he was looking at an idiot.

"Wang Ze is such an idiot."

"In class, let's appreciate the example sentence, "Brother, you will bring me breakfast tomorrow, right?"

"In this sentence, you first wished to continue being brothers with Lin Li, then wished to have a tomorrow, and finally wished to have breakfast. Aren't these three wishes?

Lin Li said that you are greedy, and it is okay. You are really greedy. You can make three wishes at once. "

Bai Bufan’s analysis was very detailed.

Wang Ze: “…—.

Grass.

Is this the three wishes?

I'm going to fight with you guys who are good at language arts.

Looking at Lin Li's smile, Wang Ze felt that although he was in school now, he was getting farther and farther away from the academic hall and closer and closer to the Xueshu Dian Hall.

"Wang Ze, I think that Lin Li mainly thinks that the asymmetry is ugly. Believe me, if you put a pattern on this side, he will be happy immediately." Bai Bufan was happy to watch the fun. It would be unreasonable if someone didn't die to liven up the atmosphere.

Wang Ze punched Bai Bufan in the air, squatted down, wiped Lin Li's shoe with his palm, raised his head and looked at Lin Li with innocent eyes.

"These are new shoes." Lin Li said in a cold voice.

Wang Ze: "What about the old ones? Where are they recycled?"

Lin Li: “?”

Continuing to maintain a kind smile, Lin Li began to press the joints of his fingers, making a crackling sound: "Wang Ze, I feel a nameless rage when I see you now."

Before Wang Ze could continue his flattery, Bai Bufan's voice came over:

"Lower abdomen?"

Lin Li, Wang Ze: “?”

"It's okay. I understand you, Lin Li. I used to spend money lavishly and had no habit of keeping accounts. But since I met Wang Ze, I subconsciously keep accounts every day. So it's normal for you to get angry for no reason. It's a proof of your life."

Bai Bufan was very pleased to find a fellow traveler and patted Lin Li on the shoulder.

"Let's release this nameless anger together. It's not appropriate now. Let's do it another day."

Lin Li, Wang Ze: “?”

"You are also a fucking rebel!" Wang Ze widened his eyes and covered his butt.

How can there be masters when it is always others who are afraid of me?

Class 4 of Grade 1 is completely ruined.

But Wang Ze was actually still grateful to Bai Bufan. After all, if it weren't for him, Lin Li's nameless anger would still be directed at him.

Now I'm venting my anger on him.

Wow! !

The five minutes were up quickly and the referee blew the whistle, signaling the start of the second round.

"Wait a minute, let me get some powder. My hands are clean now. Strange." The three people who were playing stopped, and Wang Ze looked at his hands that had returned to flesh color, and asked in confusion.

Lin Li looked at his school uniform which covered his chest, back and shoulders in pale white, haha.

The second game was won even faster than the first. After all, the team's strength on paper was there, but it didn't mean they could turn defeat into victory after regrouping.

A small victory is also a victory. While the boys were celebrating, Chen Yuying was taking pictures on the side.

"Squad leader, how are the photos?" Seeing this, Lin Li naturally stretched out his hand and asked.

"I took a lot of pictures. Do you want to see them?" Chen Yuying nodded and took off the camera hanging on her body and handed it to Lin Li.

"I want to see it too! Let me have a look!" Several boys nearby came over.

Lin Li opened the camera album and began to browse the photos.

Wang Ze and Bai Bufan, who came closer, gradually became silent.

Except for the celebration photos just taken, most of the previous photos were taken during the tug-of-war competition.

Therefore, the rope was stretched straight, and the classmates all had grim faces and bulging veins. Chen Tianming and Zhuo Yongfei in the front row clenched their teeth and their faces turned red. The girls Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu in the middle had messy hair and distorted expressions.

Zhou Baowei, who was driving the large-displacement aircraft carrier at the back, was grinning, as if he had used up all his energy trying to eat.

But this is definitely not Chen Yuying's fault. It's a tug-of-war competition, and this is normal. It should be recorded like this.

but.

but!

There was a beast standing in the middle of the team, holding the rope with both hands, seemingly effortlessly, his hair not a mess at all, with a confident smile on his lips. In some photos, he even winked at you when the camera was pointed at him!

Bastard, beast.

How should I put it? It feels like in the recorded footage, except for this beast, everyone else is using all their strength to suck milk, while that beast is just sucking milk.

So the result is that when it comes to the photos behind the tug-of-war teams of Class 4, the arrangement is "huge pig shit, a lot of teacher aura that makes people remember the accounts, ugly gym student shit,

A piece of hideous dog shit".

Noticing that everyone was looking at him, Lin Li blinked innocently: "What's wrong? I'm just naturally more camera-savvy. What's with your expressions?"

"You're just focusing on looking good, you're not even trying hard!"

"Akashi, ah Akashi! Lin Li, you're fighting with us on the front line, but you're in the back office doing the whole job with our wives. What's the difference?"

"Red! Let Lin Li become red! I just happened to be doing it now! I've been holding it in!"

Lin Li's beautiful situation alone obviously aroused public anger, and everyone's eyes gradually became dangerous.

Everyone seemed to have a nameless anger in their stomach.

“Don’t be silly. Although I have a good sense of the camera, I still put in the necessary effort and didn’t hold anyone back.” Lin Li emphasized quickly.

For a master like him, it is not difficult to exert a strength far beyond that of a freshman in high school while maintaining his image.

What's more, Class 3 is not worthy of Lin Li's full strength.

"Bullshit, how can I possibly use any strength in this state?"

“Haha!” Lin Li laughed. It was time to let these useless people know how powerful he was. “Come on, give me a hand! What the hell are you doing? Let go!”

Lin Li realized it later.

This group of people don’t care how many bowls of noodles they have in their stomachs, they just want to die.

Self-proving is undoubtedly a trap, but this group of people are pretty good and have no intention of proving themselves.

"Yes!" Bai Bufan, who was holding a camera, winked at Lin Li, who was lying on the ground after having sex with the basketball hoop, and Zhou Baowei beside him, motioning them to come over.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li, covered in anti-slip powder, came over and asked in confusion.

"I just discovered something interesting," Bai Bufan looked around to make sure no one was eavesdropping, and then whispered to the two of them, "According to my precise calculations, the squad leader took a total of 52 photos, 39 of which showed Lin Li, and 26 of which showed Zhou Baowei. Do you know what this means?"

Zhou Baowei asked: "What does it mean?"

"Baowei, it means that the monitor has you in her heart and will always take pictures of you subconsciously! She must have a crush on you!" Bai Bufan congratulated Zhou Baowei first, then looked at Lin Li with disdain: "As for you, Lin Li, it means that your face is too big, you will always fit in the picture no matter how you are photographed! It's so unlucky."

Zhou Baowei: “?”

Lin Li: “!”

"No!!!" Lin Li was really hurt by Bai Bufan's words. He knelt on the ground in pain.

He shouted at the top of his lungs, pounded the basketball court with his fists, and cried:

"Damn it, damn it, how could I have such a nerve, how could I insult those photos like this, I might as well just die, ahhh!!"

Zhou Baowei:

Hard, the fist is hard.

These two animals have made further progress in this aspect of being animals.

Bai Bufan didn't say the wrong name, this guy was just trying to disgust people on purpose!

To point fingers at the mulberry tree and curse at the locust tree, to call a deer a horse, to point at Zhou and talk about Lin!

Lin Li immediately followed up, asking whether the person he said "it would be better to die" was actually himself, or whether there was any need to say more?

Zhou Baowei squatted down, and sure enough, Lin Li, who was crying at the top of his lungs, cried as if he was laughing wildly.

Zhou Baowei couldn't believe that if he was still in the same class with these two guys after the class division, what would happen after three years?

Who else in society can hurt me?

I can’t stand it any longer!

"Tai! Mountain! Meteorite! Rocks! Fall!"

Zhou Baowei jumped up and sat on the back of Lin Li who was kneeling on the ground.

Lin Li: “?”

Lin Li died at the age of seventeen.

Seeing Lin Li suddenly stop groaning and his arms starting to tremble, Bai Bufan took two steps back in fear, exclaiming:

"Fuck, I found someone who puts more pressure on shoes than Bao."

Lin Li raised his head with difficulty. Bao Wei's weight reminded him of another authentic big fat pig. The associative memory method was activated, so he spoke haltingly:

"Bufan, tell me, if the general raises his butt, does that count as the temple?"

Bai Bufan: “?”

"If this is the temple, then the temple is also the sun eye. So what do you think should be done in the fourth section of the general's eye exercises, when pressing the temple and scraping the eye socket?"

There was no loyalty in Lin Li's eyes, only a desire for knowledge.

Zhou Baowei, Bai Bufan: “?”

Stop arguing and let us think.

Who the hell taught you to define your temple like that?

Although it does seem to make sense.

"Lin Li, congratulations. I just got the news that the general likes your speech very much and invites you to travel to Pyongyang with free food and accommodation! He will also give you international honors, but you must go to the scene in person to receive them." Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up.

The one who dares to hit his temple is Lin Li.

"Lin Li, Bao Wei, come here. This class may be a tough opponent."

The three of them turned their heads when they heard the voice. It was Wang Ze, who was watching other classes' competitions outside the crowd in the distance. His expression was a little solemn at the moment.

It seems that he went to spy on the enemy.

"Coming." Bai Bufan ran over.

"Here it comes." Zhou Baowei patted the spot under his butt.

Lin Lilai was speechless.

When Lin Li arrived beside Wang Ze, he knew what he meant by "difficult".

There are at least three Zhou Baoweis in this class.

One of them is Zhou Baowei. Even when Zhou Baowei is next to him, he doesn’t seem like Zhou Baowei enough and looks a little like a little bird.

After watching a game, I found that this class won too easily. As soon as the whistle blew, the rope moved steadily towards their class.

We also won easily with a score of 2-0, and the opponent didn't even have a chance to struggle.

"Which class is this?" Bai Bufan asked.

"Class 9." Wang Ze sighed, "I know that guy who is a sports student specializing in shot put, but I didn't expect that there are several other talented students in his class besides him. Who the hell can beat them?

And it seems there are no weak ones. Even if we activate Plan B, it may be useless."

"I have Plan C." There must be 1.333 idea kings among the four people. Bai Bufan pushed his non-existent glasses.

He lowered his voice and said, "But we need the cooperation of our brothers."

"How do we do this?" The three looked at him.

"First, someone has to have time," Bai Bufan looked at Zhou Baowei, "Baowei, do you have time?"

"Yes, I don't have anything to do now. There's nothing to be busy with recently." Zhou Baowei nodded. He was indeed very free.

"Okay then. Brothers, I'll get some cyanide. Lin Li, you go and destroy the school's surveillance system. Wang Ze, you go and figure out their living habits and see when is the best time to poison them. Bao, prepare what you're going to say when you turn yourself in." Bai Bufan gave tactical orders in a clear and organized manner.

Lin Li and Wang Ze nodded: "Yes, sir!"

Zhou Baowei: “?”

"Wait! What the fuck time were you just asking me?!" He realized it belatedly.

"Don't worry, although you will be sentenced to life imprisonment for poisoning four people, as long as you behave well, you can definitely be transferred to a fixed-term sentence and then parole. In this way, you only need 30 years, and maybe even less. Baowei,

See you then." Bai Bufan explained.

Zhou Baowei: “?”

"Shit! I don't have time! I don't have time!"

"This is a good opportunity for you to save thirty years of hard work, Baowei, don't neglect it." Lin Li frowned and advised, "Besides, you are a little selfish for not wanting to kill a few people for the class."

Zhou Baowei: “—”

"Who the hell told you to call this thirty years less hard work? Who the hell told you to define selfishness in this way?"

"That's right. Haven't you heard the saying that if you spend four years in college and have an easy time, you will spend forty years after graduation. If you spend four years in college and have a hard time, then you will spend a total of forty-four years." Lin Li shrugged and analyzed.

"The only way to reduce the struggle in life is to find a rich woman or to find the King of Hell."

Zhou Baowei: "..—

He couldn't refute it for a moment.

He was not good at talking and couldn't win the argument with Lin Li and Bai Bufan.

But he knows something else.

"Tai! Mountain! Meteorite! Rocks! Fall!"

Lin Li: "? Wait! I just resurrected, new name, don't..." Before he could finish his words, Lin Li died again at the age of seventeen.

Because no one was willing to spend the time, the idea king's idea failed.

We can only fight back when the enemy comes and block when the water comes.

It seems that there are no particularly strong opponents in other classes.

After the tug of war, Wang Ze went to practice, Bao Wei had to go back to the dormitory first, Lin Li and Bai Bufan went to the cafeteria to eat. Bai Bufan elbowed Lin Li and asked, "Back to the topic, are you really going to treat us to a real fight this weekend?"

"Yes." Lin Li nodded.

"No, are you really rich?" Bai Bufan frowned.

“I guess so.”

"How did you send it?"

"Last night when I came home exhausted, my mom suddenly called me and told me that my family actually has 30 million in assets, and the past 17 years were just training me. Now the 17-year period is up, and I welcome the return of the rich second generation."

Lin Li nodded.

Bai Bufan didn't take it seriously and said with a smile: "Haha, I've had this fantasy too, and I even went to test my mother in advance, but she said she was still waiting for my grandmother's call. When my grandmother calls her, she will contact me."

"Haha." Lin Li nodded.

The little joke was fleeting, and the two continued walking towards the cafeteria without further conversation.

silence.

silence.

Shen Yiyi: "You should deny it now! Tell me you were joking just now! Lin Li! Hurry up,

You say this isn't true, you're joking, and then I laugh heartily, pat you on the shoulder, and say, "Lin Li, you're really humorous, and you came up with something new and good!" Then we continue to make some poor jokes and curse this ditch world! "

The silence was fleeting. Lin Li's collar was grabbed by Bai Bufan. Bai Bufan pressed his forehead against Lin Li's, with veins bulging on his forehead, and he roared.

The other students around were shocked.

Lin Li just looked at Bai Bufan.

Smile is Lin Li’s protective color.

"This can't be true! Right! This can't be true!"

"You can't really let this happen! You can't betray your class, right? Lin Li, I can't accept this!"

Lin Li didn’t think the current scene was funny. He only saw a desperate Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan was in despair after seeing his brother driving a Land Rover.

"You can't really have 30 million!" Cold violence is really terrible. Lin Li remained silent. Bai Bufan pursed his lips and made his last dying struggle.

"Okay, okay, I lied to you." Lin Li finally couldn't bear to see Bai Bufan continue like this, so he spoke reluctantly.

"Yes, yes, that's it. I was so scared that I almost thought you were a rich second-generation. I feel so sorry for you." Bai Bufan wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with a look of relief and regret.

"Only 1.8 million." Lin Li finished his words.

Bai Bufan, who was still wiping his sweat, had his hands frozen in front of his forehead.

After experiencing great joy and great sorrow, Bai Bufan finally calmed down and looked at Lin Li with difficulty, seeking a real answer.

Lin Li patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder and said, "There are always many unexpected things in a person's life."

Bai Bufan shook his head: "But I hate accidents."

"I'm talking about windfall."

"Having said that, sometimes I still quite like surprises." Bai Bufan nodded.

"I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about me." Lin Li smiled.

"I hate accidents, all accidents." Bai Bufan really needs to learn something from this text about the Chameleon.

"It does have something to do with my family, so it's hard to say. Just think of it as me winning $100,000 in the lottery yesterday.

I have a considerable amount of property that I can use at my own discretion, so I don't mind spending a little more." Lin Li patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder and said.

After thinking about it, it doesn’t seem appropriate to really say that I have become a rich second-generation, so let’s just conclude it this way.

Bai Bufan no longer had the energy to complain. He reached into Lin Li's pocket and took out his meal card: "Five dishes and one soup, no rice."

Lin Li: “Yeah.”

Bai Bufan became even more desperate.

Damn, Lin Li is serious.

It was so cold on that sunny October day that Bai Bufan really wanted to put his hand into someone else's wallet to warm it up.